The life you would dream of happends to me ch.17
Posted on January 07, 2009 in Early pregnancy test
I'm so sorry. I whispered. that is all my fault.He looked at me funny. Kissed me.It wasn't your fault. He said grabbing my hand.Yes it is i-i-if I didn't get pregnant or took that pop quiz or never had "it" again you wouldn't be seeing close that. I said on the verge of tears.Nick-What are you talking about. Do you regret anything that we did. Christina what the hell. Why would you credit that. I passion you with all my heart. The marbles that I had that bruises is being I relish you and I will never let anyone whoop you that. Never! I fervor you, And my child that is in there *putting his hand on her tummy* That is my life. matching if it hasnt't tired born yet. Please don't notify me you regret anything.By now I was crying. His words are so truthful and they build you feel twin you are something.Christina-No I don't regret anything. Cause all that you said right differentiate did you mean it.Nick-I meant the works. universe I say to is not a lie. Word's cant describe my mash for you. Christina-I mash you so lots.I kissed him and and held on to him.Promise me you won't let go.Nick-I'll hang on forever until fatality do us side. He said smiling down at me. wow how I the hots those chocolate brown loving eyes.~5 month's later~Kevin and Christina haven't made up. She is 5 month's and it's a girl they decided to truck name her Bella Ann Jonas. It is winter and Christmas Eve. The shadow is in the jazz room. Everyone is coming bygone tomorrow and stabile Mr.&Mrs.Jonas. Everyone now knows about the pregnancy. I came into the jazz room where I sat down on the piano bench and started playing random stuff. soon after I got an brainstorm. I took out my piano non-written sheet's and played stuff wrote it down. I wrote the song cognomen as:Bella's Lullaby. It was absolutely beautiful.~*Nick's P.O.V*~I was in the bathroom fixing my hair and I heard the piano playing. I never continual noticed who it was when until. Christina doesn't undergo how to play or does she. I walked into the jazz room. She was playing that song. It was beautiful. She proportional did. He hair straight and flowing with the cold wind and the sun hitting her to cook up her glow. He was absolutely beautiful. markedly with her robe on. And her booty short's with her spaghetti strap. I'm so lucky to be with her. She stopped playing wrote something down and played the whole song. It was about a 3 minute song. after she was executed I walked bygone to her and sat down on the bench with her.Nick-I never knew you can play. Christina-Yeah I never told you that.Nick-No.Christina-My dad taught me. Tears started forming in her crystal blue eyes I wish I can take all the pain from her.Nick-Can I see the piano Chord's.Christina-Yeah. she said as she let a few tears slip and handed it to me. The Chords were so hard seeing. I Put it on the stand and tried to play it. I couldn't maintenance to grasp her giggling and shaking her head. I couldn't do it. Nick-What is it signaled. She looked down again back up and smiled.Christina-Bella's Lullaby, She blushed.Nick-That's foxy.Christina-Thank you.Nick-What do you wish to do today before the party happends.Christina-well I yen for to get a last Christmas item. And pick up some egg nog.Nick-Oh okay. Are you going with someone.Christina-Always. Nick-Who. Christin-Joe.Nick-Really. Joe doesn't shop, But Kev-Christina-Yeah I'm to go get ready.She got up and left I can give facts she was mad. ~*regular P.O.V*~I hurried up and got dressed I wore Skinny jeans, Red aeropostale shirt with wan under sleeves and red converse with my red areo tote bag. I brushed my hair and put it in cute suffer loss braid's with a black beret and put on black ray-bans. Christina-Hey babe Im leaving.Nick-Okay joyride safe I yearning you.Christina-Love you too. I kissed him and left. I got into my my new edition black mustang and drove off to Joe and Alicia's cubbyhole. I finally got there and screamed Joe. He came strolling out and laughing, What goof. He got in the car and hugged me thereupon my belly it was funny.Okay. So is it going to be wild pack at urban outfitters. I asked backing up.Kinda and Kinda not. But it's a favorable thing that I went to bed early. Yes see Joe when you go to bed at 8:30 you end up waking up early. Yeah Yeah yeah. HE said laughing.We turned on the radio anon Untouched came on. Joe-I flame that song!!!I laughed cause he loves the veronica's but to me there alike Amy whinehouse. refrain is great but not the way they look. We finally got to Urban Outfitter's.Joe-Does Nick no that your shopping for him. Christina-No and it's going to stay that way. I looked at him giving the cessation stare.We walked into urban outfitter's and it turned into mall Mayhem. we finally got Every so much thing. years ago left. Of movement we bell stuff took pictures and got my belly a little hug's.~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~Merry Christmas and A jolly New oldness!!!!!What's your new year's irresolution! Author: JoBroFan600 Keywords: OneTrueMedia wowow Added: December 24, 2008
Robert Pattinson Love Story Chp11 Pt.3/3
Posted on January 07, 2009 in Maternity shirts
"Rob"I said in tears I got up off my bed and wrapped my arms around him."What's the matter,sweetie?" Rob wrapped his arms around me,and kissing the top of my head.I cried into his chest,soaking his t-shirt.I couldn't get my words out --all I could do was cry."S-s-s-she n-never cared!"I felt Rob move his hand to my back,then I felt the baby move--this was the first time it had moved in my womb,I put my hand on my stomach,smiling"Rob the baby is moving" I said ,the sadness passing over.I grabbed Rob's hand putting it where the baby was moving.I teared upHe smiled kissing my lips.He pulled back a few minutes later,"Okay now tell me what this mum thing is""Nothing,I don't want to talk about my mom at all I hate her"I said my forehead creasing.I pulled away from his grip walking over to my bed."Love,I'm sorry"I sat down on my bed pulling my legs up against my chest,then I started crying.Rob came over to me quickly and wrapped his arms around me"Baby,I'm truly sorry'"I looked up at him,"It's not you!"I got off the bed and went into my bathroom,I slammed the door locking it."Cheyenne,please let me in!"I sat on the floor crying,ignoring Rob's request,I fell asleep from crying. 1 hour later I woke up,my body hurt,and my eyes burned.I got up off the floor--every bone in my body cracked.I opened the door to see Rob leaning his head on the wall,I tried walking by him quietly--but his eyes flickered open."Cheyenne?"he said his voice groggy,he got up off the ground and he wrapped his arms around my waist--he kissed me,I kissed him back."I'm sorry"he said worried."It's okay"I said leaning my head to kiss him. One month later~I was now four months pregnant and fat!The bad thing is;I've been wanting sex--all the time.I researched it and it sid it wa normal for me to be wanting sex,usually it happened at this time of month.I got in my car and drove to the nearest clothes department--I went in the maternity section.I couldn't find what I need so I found someone who worked there."Excuse me?"I tapped on the woman's shoulder.She turned around."Cheyenne!"she said a big smile on her face."Um yeah,and you are?""Remember me,Elizabeth?We hung out a few years ago""Oh,hey!How have you been?""Well I've been great and you have been--pregnant"I looked down"Yeah four months""Who's the daddy?""You won't know him--he lives across the street from me""Tell me""Robert Pattinson""My cousin?""He's your cousin"I asked smiling"Yeah--we don't speak much though""Really?That stinks--but I was wondering do you have lingere in maternity?"She smiled,"Of course"she pointed"Over the"She gave me a hug before I walked off"Hopefully we could hang out sometime?""Yeah--that'd be great"I walked off to the lingere section--I found the prefect one.That night Rob was in my bed looking through some of my pictures,when I was little and pre-teen,some of when I was a crazy 18 year old.I walked out of the bathroom with a robe wrapped around me."Why you covering up?"I undid the robe letting it fall to the ground-- I loved seeing Rob's eyes grow,a big smile spread across his face.He grabbed me by the waist pinning me to the bed.He pulled the fishnets off along with the thong--I turned him over so that I could be on top--I unbuckled his belt pulling his jeans down,he made it so he was ontop again pulling down his boxers."Wait"I said stopping him"Yeah?""Did you apply the lube?""Mhm,you?""Okay,nevermind."Rob went down and sucked on my neck,then he grabbed my thighs--pulling me closer to him,he teased me for a minute with it,then he entered me slowly,it felt really good.That caused me to moan.My eyes rolled to the back of my head,and I gripped to the sheets"Oh Rob,Rob,ROB!Ohhh,mmmm Rob"I moaned as he sucked my neck and was in&out of me. Author: MrsKevinJonas01 Keywords: edward cullen can kick harry potter's ass and he bite me anyday Added: January 4, 2009
Trust a Nelena (Pregnancy) Story Episode 10
Posted on January 06, 2009 in Maternity fashion
Heyy Guys Thanks for the comments!! 4 More until the mnext one because I know you can do it guys!!-After the scan and theyve all gone shopping--They find some clothes foir their babies and pay for them--Back at The house and demi and Selena are setting upthe baby stuff for their babies-Nick: Selena, Why are you setting up the babies stuff up now??Selena: Because Nick,, The baby is due in 3 months and I want to be preparedNick: WHAT? 3 months??Selena: Yeah!!Nick: Ok Ill help you then!! Shouts to joe- Come on Joe help Demi do hers!!Joe: Ok,, If I must!!-They sort out everything-I Dont know what else to put guys!!! So Please help me guys or I cant carry on, and that will be it!! I Dont want the baby to come out until at least Episode 12 My season Finale I am going to split it into two parts So maybe part 2?? Maybe part 1 could be where she goes into Ashleys house?? Please help me!! Oh yeah also they are going to get married in season two!!So please help me carry on! And I will help you if you need any help!! Thanks guys Love FiNdYourSoulx3x Author: FiNdYourSoulx3x Keywords: ηєℓєηα ρяєgηαη¢у ѕтσяу Added: December 31, 2008
Chapter 27
Posted on January 06, 2009 in Maternity pillows
*One month later*Everybody was at the pool playing volleyball. Charlotte accidentally hit it over the fence, so Bambi got out to go get it. As she ran back, Emily grabbed her arm and pointed at Bambis stomach.Emily: Has someone been eating too many Doritos lately?Bambi: I dont think so.Charlotte: Well, then what happened?Bambi: What is wrong with you people?Emily poked the visible bump sticking out between Bambis hips.Bambi: I- I dont know what that is! Im being completely serious here.Charlotte: Well, it almost looks like youre*whispers* pregnant!Emily: Bambi, remember your and Nicks little shuffle?Bambi: NO, no, no! That cant be it! No!Charlotte: Youd better make double sure.They all went to the drugstore to buy a few things. Among those things was a box of pregnancy tests. They went back to the hotel and Bambi dashed upstairs. When she finished, she came out to find her friends waiting for her. She took one look at their anxious faces and broke down crying. They gasped and hugged her. They went down stairs and told the guys the news. Everyone sat around looking at each other awkwardly. Suddenly Bambi burst out.Bambi: AAHH! How could I have been so STUPID?! Im only SEVENTEEN! What will my parents say? My dad will wring my neck!Nick: Oh, and you cant imagine what my dad will do to me?Kevin and Joe snickered; Nick threw a pillow at them.Emily: Bambi, sweetie, youll be fine.Bambi: Yes, I will. Im getting an abortion.Charlotte: No, you are not! If you do that, you are basically committing murder.Bambi: Oh, and youre expecting me to have a BABY?!Emily: Bambi, its the best thing. I mean, its not the end of the world.Bambi: *sniffing* I dont think I can! Im too young!Emily: At least youre not, like, fourteen. You should be okay by now.Charlotte: Yeah, Bambi, everything will be fine. Just trust me, please?Bambi: Okay.*Four months later*Everyone is shopping in LA. Just then, Bambi spotted a new shop across the street. By the way, she is definitely showing now!Bambi: Look! Theres a new store.Everybody began crossing the street. Suddenly, a huge truck came out of nowhere. Joe, Nick, Kevin, and Emily ran backwards just in time, but the truck mowed over Charlotte and Bambi. Everything seemed to happen in slow motion. The truck, Bambi and Charlotte turning around, being thrown and partially dragged across the ground, the sickening screams and *crack* of bones, and finally another set of piercing screams of agony being cut off sharply by a squeal of the trucks tires jetting off..Joe, Nick, Kevin, Emily: NOOO!!!They ran over to Bambi and Charlottes mangled bodies. Charlotte had a few shards of broken glass jabbed in her forehead, apparently from the trucks window. Bambi had a huge gash running from her temple to halfway down her cheek. They didnt move, but were barely breathing short, jagged breaths. Joe took out his cell phone and called the ambulance. It arrived a little bit later and carried them away. Nick looked up long enough to see Bambis eyes flutter open, then close again. They followed the ambulance all the way to the hospital. When they got there, they jumped out and ran to the stretchers. Kevin clutched Charlottes wounded hand and Nick stared into Bambis blank face, searching for signs of life. They had to stay away long enough for the nurses to get them into hospital gowns and stick IVs into their busted arms. Nick couldnt remember the last time he had seen so much blood on just one person. The nurses allowed them to share one hospital room, and they left them with their friends.Kevin: Charlotte, can you hear me? Please talk to me!Nick: Bambi, Bambi, baby, give me some sign that youre alive, please! As they tried to awaken their friends, nurses came in and began cleaning some of the outside cuts and gashes.Emily: Charlotte, please dont die. Not now, please!Joe put his arm around her and kissed her forehead. She pulled away and sat on the bed by her friends leg.Emily: *whispering* No, no, no, please, Charlotte, dont leave me. Weve known each other since we were kids.Joe could hear her muffled crying and hated to see her this way. Nick took Bambis hand, but dropped it. It was colder than he expected. A doctor came in the room.Doctor: Hello, everyone. Im Dr. Vega, and I already know all of you. My daughters are quite fans. So we have Charlotte and Bambi here.Emily: We hate to see them like this.Vega: Im sure you do.He waved in a nurse.Nurse: Hello. Im Lena!She was gorgeous with long, white-blonde hair passing her shoulders. It was hard to miss her bright crimson eyes, and Joe found it strange how pale her skin was. When she shook his hand, he shivered; it was freezing. He couldnt get over her eyes. One word remained in his mind: Vampire. Author: SimplyaSmile Keywords: chapter 27 SimplyaSmile escape the fate not good enough Added: January 2, 2009
DIRTYJONASBOYS. [CHAPTER 29]
Posted on January 06, 2009 in Maternity shirts
So; I have a new computer now. And i dont have the same software, so i dont really know how long to make these now. she if there shorter sorries. bare with me please?Chapter 29.Kevin- If you dont like it then leave. *kisses Karen*Joe- *rolls his eyes* Ugh. I need to stop coming here so much.Kevin- *pulls away from Karen* I TOTALLY AGREE!Joe- Shut up KevyHevy!Kevin- *stands up and walks over to Joe* You know what! Just go FUCK Nicole!Karen- *stands up next to kevin* Wait. Nicole..*thinks* Nicole.. Henderson?Kevin- MHM!Karen- Joe, you like her?Joe- Psh; Psh; Psh... NO!Kevin- He just wants to be a manwhore and fuck her.Karen- Oh. Oh. Wow.Joe- Whatever. Im leaving. *walks up to his room*Kevin- FINALY! Come here KareyBeary! *holds out his arms to give her a hug*Karen- *gives him a hug* Aw. I love you KevyHevy Bear!Kevin- *frowns* Um.. Listen.Karen- What? Are you breaking up with me?Kevin- What!? NO! I just... Can i have a different nickname? Because KevyHeavy? It makes me sound fat...Karen- But..But.. You dont like my nickname for you? Ive been calling you that since we have been together!Kevin- Well.. I dont want to be called Hevy! How about you just give me another nickname?Karen- NO! I love your nickname. AND ITS STAYING THAT!Kevin- Come on baby.. Please?Karen- I cant believe you dont like my nickname. Your so mean! Im not sure i want to be with you now.Kevin- Baby! Stop! I just want a new nickname! You dont have to be such a drama queen! Just give me another god damn nickname!Karen- *gets mad* UGH! IM SO SICK OF YOU! I AM NOT A DRAMA QUEEN! YOUR JUST A JERK! ITS OVER KEVIN!Kevin- Baby! Stop. No. Its not over! *walks over and tries to hug her*Karen- *pushes away* No. Were OVER Kevin! Kevin- Karen! Stop! FINE! Call me fucking KevyHevy! i dont care! Just dont break up with me over it!Karen- No! We are OVER! *grabs her stuff and gets in her car and leaves*Kevin- *sits down on the couch and puts his head in his hands* You have got to be fucking kidding me! i finally got her. and now i lost her. FUCKING CHRIST!*The next morning. With nicole*Nicoles POV.I opened my eyes to a new day. I closed my eyes closed again. And wished the day before never happened. And the day i had sex with Joe. I wish it never happened. Just disappeared. Then I wouldnt be in this mess. I looked at the clock and it said 10:30. Man. Im exausted.I heard the kitchen door slam shut. So i guess my mother went to work. I got up and got dressed; thinking how long i was gonna get to wear these clothes.I got a shower and got myself ready for the day. Then i walked downstairs and got the phonebook. I figured i would have to do this sooner or later. So i decided sooner.I looked up My doctors name; Cindy Appleu."Applebees; Appleyo; Appleu.. There we go.*I dialed the number. '180-3456' **a.n: i dont know if thats a real number. But dont try to call it just in case. haha**"Hello. This is Appleu Family Physicians. How may i help you?" the lady said."Well.. Im.." My Voice got to a whisper. "Im.. Well i took a um... Pregnancy test.. And it came up... Positive... And.. I wanted to.. Make sure I... You know.. Am..""Yes. So. I'll schedule you a appointment right now..." A moment pasted. "How does Thursday at 3:30 sound?" She asked. I paused for a second."Yeah. Thats Fine." I said. "Well see you then. Goodbye." She said; And hung up.So; Comment me. And give me ideas. Because i dont really have any! :P Author: JonasDirtyFantasy Keywords: bad boys brothers dirtyjonasboys joe jonas kevin nick perverts sex Added: December 28, 2008
Dirty Little Secrets - JGB Chap 3
Posted on January 06, 2009 in Chances of pregnancy
Woo guys chapter 3 WHO'S EXICTED :PBTW if you don't notice what a dildo was... MSN it or something ... but not on icons :SOMG yday i bought some ipod speakers for depressed than £5 !!! AND THEY ARE AWESOME!! I'm gonn draw all fixed them hahah---------------------------------------*Joe goes back to his dorm where Nick and Kevin are. He walks in and slams the door shut*Nick: Whoa dude what's up?Joe: I can't figure out how to get the girls back.Kevin: What about that thing you thought of earlier?Joe: Nah compared to virtuous now it's shit.Nick: Do you regard they'd let us fuck them while we have that bet?Kevin: Why you got one in mind?Nick: Err no ... they all as hot as each auxiliary! ... i suppose ...Kevin: Ooh which one ???Joe: I'm going back out. Maybe I can conceive of something ...Nick: Right after when! *Joe leaves*Kevin: So which one?Nick: handsome! Haley okay?Kevin: Dude! Joe better matching Hannah thereupon ...Nick: Why?Kevin: Cos I homologous Keri *smiles***WITH THE GIRLS WALKING DOWN THE HALLWAY**Keri: Ha that was totally CLASSIC!Hannah: I cognize! He was so angry! Our next approximation is unchanging better! *her phone goes off and she flip throughs a new message* Well I'm gonna have to disappear - don't do any humilating while I'm gone!Haley: Haha don't doubt we won't! *Hannah goes off*Keri: I'm gonna have to go as well. Got masses to see and what-not *smiles*Haley: Well prepare decided these what-nots have protection. Teenage pregnancy isn't a look you yen is it?! *they laugh* I still don't get why you don't righteous go on the pill comparable me and Hannah!Keri: Cos I don't! Bye! *she leaves. Haley keeps walking down the corridor when someone from behind her grabs her arm* HEY!Joe: Calm down!Haley: *turns round to face him* What do you demand Middle Jonas?Joe: Ooh ... that could take a while *smiles and loops his arms all over her waist hauling her into him*Haley: Seriously Jonas I've got places to be so conscientious sotp you're perving - Joe: Not a unlooked for babe *kisses her neck and pushes her into the wall. He trails his lips up her neck to her jaw where Haley pushes him off* What's wrong?Haley: You. That's what's wrong. Joe: Come on you comprehend you worship it *smiles and runs his hand up her skirt and she tries to push him away recurrently. he grabs her hands and pins them above her head* Come on Hails.Haley: Hails?Joe: Yeah. It's sexy ... *leans in to kiss her when *Nick: JOE!Joe: *pulls away from Haley* Dude I was kinda busy!Nick: Well now you're not! Alright Haley?Haley: Err never-failing ... I'm gonna go! *walks off quickly*Nick: *appearing beside her* So what was all that?Haley: all factors ...Nick: It didn't look twin something style where I was standing!Haley: Well you were standing at a bad angle anon! *loks at him and he grabs her and pins her against the wall* husky big game pinned by addition Jonas boy ...Nick: You be informed you crush it *smiles and rests his forehead on hers* But who do you jibing better?Haley: Uhh ...Nick: Take your point baby ... *leans down and Halet thinks he's about to kiss her when his lips touch her neck and rush off tingles through her body*Haley: I umm .... *whispers* oh shit ... *she feels Nick smile on her skin and move one of his hands down to her waist. She manages to snap back nad pushes him away. She turns away from him and walks off to her dorm*NICK POVDAMN!I do after to get Haley before Joe does ... she'll claim a bit of grindstone though ... *walks back to dorm*HALEY POVPhew! I thought he was going to kiss me! I have whole caboodle AGAINST kissing them ... it's scrupulous well ... I've never kissed anyone. Not one individual boy. On the lips at least. And I thirst it to be specific - I don't demand it with a manwhore who dependable uses it as a gateway to sex. Oh don't get me wrong ... I'm no virgin ... I upright kiss them on the mouth ... I kiss everywhere else ;)NORMAL POVHaley: *walks into the dorm and Hannah jumps on her* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!--------------------------------------WHOA! WHY DID SHE JUMP ON HER! Weird O.oRANDOM PERSONAL QUESTION??How was everyones first kiss?I felt approximating asking that :Lmine was awkward... will explain the fairy tale in the next chap :P Author: letsflytoneverland Keywords: jonas Added: December 7, 2008
Love To Hate You-Jonas Brothers Love Story *FINALE*
Posted on January 05, 2009 in Maternity air bed
Hey yall. :] Its been a loooonng time. I hope you guys dont hate me. I was so busy and I also lost the "Umph" to write. Ive been kind of down lately, which makes it extremely hard to write. But here it is! A whole 2 FRIGGIN MONTHS LATER! lol. Im a baddd person. :) BUT This is the last chapter of this series, but dont worry, I am going to start "Rock Me Sexy Jonas" I already have my characters. Jobrosrule93, xoBxJoBroLovrxo, and tiffytot06!Enjoy the last chapter! :D----------------------Jennas POVI woke up late today. Joe had already gone downstairs, leaving me and this gigantic belly of mine. I was 6 months pregnant, yepp 6 months. It looked like I had swallowed a basket ball.I walked down stairs tenderly, careful not to fall. When I got to the kitchen I saw Joe, making me breakfast."Whatcha got there gorgeous?" I asked him as I tried to peek around his body. "Dogfood" He replied, very serious. I scrunched my nose. "Im just kidding." He said as he gave me a kiss.I turned around to go to the living room but I was stopped by big strong arms around my swollen belly. Joe was hugging me from behind and rubbing my belly with his head on my shoulder, right next to my ear. "3 more months beautiful" He whispered in my ear, still gently rubbing my tummy. He is turning out to be the greatest dad to be ever. Hes so glad hes having a daughter. We havent thought of a name yet, but it has to be a J name with an A middle name and of course Jonas as a last name. (Jonas-Jeraldi actually since their not married but who cares, their gonna be!)That night we went to bed around 8, I was pooped and my feet were hurting. Im sure if Joe could, he would have carried me up the steps, but...Ive gained about 25lbs. Goodness. IM A WHALE!!! :'(Later that night....Ouch! I woke up to a slight pain in my lower stomach. Thats odd. Ouch! It happened again. This time I woke up Joe."Joe, wake up." I nudged him in the shoulder."What what! Is it time!?" He practically jumped out of bed."Noo. Well I dont know, I keep getting pains OUCH! Just like that."We need to get to the hospital, he jumped out of bed and turned on the light, and there it was, blood, all over the sheet where I was laying. "Yeah" I said. "I think thats a good idea."We got to the hospital and a nurse took us, Joe was practically hyperventalating. I would be too, but those pains were getting closer. The doctor finally came in."When are you do Jenna?" He asked me while listening to my heart beat."3 months, but my water broke. Is that bad?""IS THAT BAD DOCTOR??! IS THAT BAD??!?" Joe chimed in, very worried..."Yes and no. You can still have the baby, but she will be very premie, she will have to stay here.""OW ow!!!" I screamed. "Shes coming Oh my God Joe!!"The doctor took us to the (IDK) ER. Joe was holding onto my hand at all times. I dont think he could feel it anymore.2 hours later, I was completley dialated, and outcame our beautiful daughter. They immidiatley took her away in an air chamber and I started to cry.2 more hours went by before we could see her. We went to see her in the Maternity Ward."Joe, shes beautiful." I said to him."I know, just like you." He said while looking at me with his hand around my waist, supporting me."What are we going to name her?" I asked him."Well, how about Joanna?" I loved it."Joanna Arial Jonas. Thats her name, and she ours. I love you." I looked at him, he was absolutely gorgeous, he was mine, she was mine, she was....ours." I love you too Jenna." We kissed for a good while and kept admiring our beautiful girl......I guess hating someone can bring good things after all. Love to Hate you, sounds like a good story title to me. :)........ENDI dont know if that sucked or anything but... :)New series will be up in a little while!Amor y PazJessiJane Author: DJDangersJessiJane Keywords: Love Jonas Brothers Story Added: January 2, 2009
Judges - Suave
Posted on January 05, 2009 in How pregnancy effects teens
http://www.judgesalbum.comYou won't forget my voiceYou won't forget my faceI'm so damn suave, I put Jesus in his placeIf you don't believe in magicWell, you enduring as hell will when I'm through with youYou better put on your running shoesBecause I'm coming after youI'll give you the self-indulgence you thought was unrealI have the relevant effectI have the powerI have the touchOn at times lot of you I feelOn these advances that you rejectYou hunger to see a miracle?Then lay down and be a witness to my skillYou hankering to see a miracle?Then get on your kneesIf you thought walking on water was goodI'll leave you floating in the cloudsCarried away in the stratosphere of ecstasyTurning water into wine is finebut I'd rather about-face your insides into goldWith my reverse Midas touchI brainwash your mindInvade your holy shrineWhen our bodies entwineOne movement of my hand and you're mineYeah, I'm that suaveI appreciate you're only seventeenbut I bet you can go down matching a submarineYeah, go down, down, downNow, dig on that!I'm so fucking suave!©2008 David JantunenJudges™ is ®2008 David Jantunen Author: JudgesBand Keywords: judges breath of fresh air album david jantunen barack obama nobama john mccain election 2008 michelle sarah palin joe biden marxist communist messiah liberal conservative republican democrat race card obamabots presidential candidate closet muslim racist preacher reverend jeremiah wright hamas terrorists endorse support like 57 states bill ayers gop convention ballot poll pregnant daugher bristol teen teenage pregnancy anti youtube you tube yt banned removed censored flagged video 28hertz Added: October 10, 2008
Can't Have You - ep. 49
Posted on January 05, 2009 in Early pregnancy test
encore, graphic substance :].-------joe- *leads her up to the room, still holding & kissing her*-Phone rings.demi- shut up ! *kisses him*joe- *pulls away, breathing heavily* you should possibly get that.demi- *kisses him encore and cracks the phone, breathing heavy* what.ashley- dem-- are you okay ?demi- yeah. i'm perfectly attractive ! what do you fancy..ashley- dems, what's wrong ?demi- *looks at joe* be right back. *steps outside of her room and leans against the wall* ashley, nothing's wrong. i dispassionate really have something that i yearn to do ! so can you please get that completed with.ashley- you sound close you virtuous ran a marathon.. what's wrong.demi- something ! my mom's gone and joe and i are here alone.. we were aloof, outside running neighboring.ashley- dem, don't lie to me ! you're roof alone ? with joe.. you're boyfriend.demi- yeah, so ?ashley- dem ! that is the perfect week.demi- i be versed ! and later you inturrupted !ashley- OH MY GOD ! i'm so sorry ! that's why you requirement me to shut up and why you wish me to get that closed with.. OH !! well, i'll let you be. but scream me back when your.. buttoned up.demi- *laughs* thanks hunn. bye ! *hangs up and walks back in her room*joe- who was it ?demi- ashley. *crawls onto his lap, chest to chest, and runs her hands up his torso and onto his shoulders*joe- what'd she fancy ? *puts his hands on her hips and starts kissing up her neck*demi- something. i told her that i had to go. *squeezes his shoulders*joe- you did ? *stops kissing her*demi- yeah, why do you sound suprised ?joe- you requirement to do that..demi- yeah, of sequel i do ! i enjoyment you joe. i'm so glad that you hanker to stay with me.joe- really ?demi- yeah. honestly.joe- well, what do you say we get started ?demi- protection ?joe- got it. *pulls out a condom*demi- *runs her hands down his chest and lifts his shirt off* ooh, you've olden going out, haven't you ?joe- of policy. *smiles and removes her shirt* you unfailing your ready ?demi- hang on. *runs downstairs and locks the doors, years ago runs back up and gets in the same difference position* ready.joe- you constant ?demi- *nods* positive. reliable watch the nose.joe- *laughs* you got it. *unbuttons his pants* ..A/N: you cram the rest :]. i don't feel consonant typin it & it'll even-handed take up space. it wasn't THAT graphic, was it ?demi- *laying under the blanket, arms circumference joe, head on his chest*joe- *stares at the ceiling*demi- i really needed that hunn, thanks.joe- *kisses the top of her head and runs his fingers through her hair* no problem.demi- please clue in me the condom worked.joe- it embodied did. didn't break or tear.demi- thank god. my mom told me before she left not to get pregnant. it would have killed her if i did, uniquely the day she left.joe- i wouldn't do that to you, dem. primarily at that age.demi- *reaches up and kisses him* i rapture you. *puts her head back on his chest*joe- i amorousness you more.demi- oh, crap ! i told ashley i'd whoop her.joe- where's the phone ?demi- right there. *points to her bedside table*joe- *grabs it and dials ashley's number*demi- are you talking to her ?joe- never-failing. *answers* hey ash. it's joe.ashley- hey joe. how was it ? *giggles*joe- you cognize ?ashley- yeah. that's why i let demi go before, cause i knew what was going on.joe- does anyone else train in ?ashley- nope. i haven't told anyone.joe- well, lets keep it that way.. please.ashley- unqualified thing !joe- wanna talk to demi ?ashley- yeah, unquestioning please.joe- *hands the phone to demi*demi- hey ash.ashley- hey. have fun ?demi- shut up ! *laughs*ashley- is joe listening ?demi- no, i don't esteem so. how come ?ashley- selena and nick did it before they planned on implementation it.demi- *springs up off of joe's chest and holds that blanket ended her* seriously ?ashley- yeap..demi- is she okay ?ashley- yeah, you could say so.demi- don't report me she's pregnant.ashley- she took a pregnancy yardstick as soon as she could.demi- why ? what happened ?ashley- the condom broke.joe- babe ? what's wrong.. ? *starts putting his clothes on*demi- no way ! she's gunna be so stressed !ashley- yeap. the evaluation was positive, but i told her that it could be a bit early.demi- yeah, i guess you're right.joe- demi.. what's wrong ?ashley- you have to get down here as soon as you can.demi- where are you ?ashley- we're sitting outside the pharmacy right encompassing the corner from your setup. i knew that we couldn't go talk to you face to face due to of, well.. you take course.demi- you haven't told them yet, have you ? about joe and me.ashley- no. and i won't, i promise !demi- we'll be there as soon as we can. utter sel that it's going to be okay.ashley- kay, thanks dem. *hangs up*demi- put your clothe-- oh.. they're already on.joe- what's going on?--------COMMENT; SHOUD SELENA BE PREGNANT ?sorry, i got cut off freshly.. :p Author: megaLicouus Keywords: Can't Have OneTrueMedia You Added: January 2, 2009
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Trust a Nelena (Pregnancy) Story Episode 4
Posted on January 04, 2009 in Maternity shirts
Thank you also to Paramorerocks23 for more baby names!!!!This is based around christmas like i said!!!! xD-Christmas eve--All at the Jonas house and they are all wrapping up their presents for everyone-Selena: OmiGosh I can't believe its christmas eve already!!!!Demi: I know yeah I thought the year was going to go really SLOW!!!!Nick: I didn't know I'd have to do this much wrapping presents though!!Joe: Yeah,, where's Kevin I've not seen him in like ages-Kevin comes through the door with Taylor-Everyone: Heyy -didn't see taylor-Sel&Demi: Oh heyy tayyTaylor: heyyNick&Joe: Ooh Kev, didn't know you had a gfKevin: I asked her out so yeah.. I have.. You got a preblem with that??Nick&Joe: No, were really pleased for you!!Kevin: Thanks!!-They've all finished their packing now-Selena: Erm... Im going to make some cake for tomorrow anybody wanna help me??Nick: Yeah sure I will!!-They are trin 2 make it-Selena: Picks up the whisks and turns them on starts whisking the ingredients and accidentally (SP?) lifts it up and it sprays Nick-Nick: Oh No you didn'tSelena: -Runs around the kitchen, Nick is chasing her--A/N: She droppes the whisks-Nick: -Starts Tickling her-Selena: -Starts laughing-Nick: -Got his arms around her- GOTCHA NOW!!!-Everyone else are all staring at them-Nelena: WHAT??-They all turn back around again and start laughing-Selena: Puts the whisked cake mix nto the oven--They all decide to go to bed at 3 am-Selena: -Whispering to Nick- Im so glad we had somuch fun today -starts laughing-Nick: Yeah, now come on get some rest!! -Puts his arm around her and she falls asleep in his arm he falls asleep shortly after--The next morning Christmas day--Nelena and Jemi wake up-Selena and Demi: Yeah Its CHRISTMAS!!!! WOOJoe and Nick:Be quiet.. Kaylor are still asleep!!Kaylor: Not any more!!-They all go down and open their presents-Selena: -Gets her ring off Nick, A pair of converse of jemi and a top off Kaylor- Thanks Guys!!Nick: -Gets his ring off Selena, Some jeans off Jemi and a top off Kaylor- Yeah great presents guys,, thanks!!Demi: -Gets a new top off Nelena, some chocolates off Joe and a top off Kaylor- Thanks!!!! it means a lot!!Joe: -Gets a demi cd off Demi(Idk Lol) some new jeans off Nelena and a new top off Kaylor- Yeah.. Thanks!!Kaylor: -Get some chocolates off Jemi and t-shirts off Nelena- Thanks guys!!!!The end I hope you liked it!! 5 comments till next one!! Coz i know you guys can do it!!! xD Author: FiNdYourSoulx3x Keywords: Nelena Pregnancy Story Added: December 24, 2008
Trust a Nelena (Pregnancy) Story Episode 13 Season 2!!!
Posted on January 03, 2009 in Funny maternity shirts
-Back At The Jemi and Nelena house and Kaylor and Jemi and Ashley are there-Ashley: So Demi, when is your baby due??Demi: I... OwwJoe: Demi, baby you Okays??Demi: No I can feel the baby coming!!Joe: Omigosh ok, ok its going to be okay!!!Demi: Joe help me JoeeeeJoe; - Calls 911-The ambulance people come and Demi is rushed to hospital with Joe-Selena is still in the hospital and Kaylor and Ashley are at Jemi and Nelenas house looking after itNurse: Demi I can see the babys head just give one last push and It will be out!!-Demi gave 1 last push and out came her baby girl-Selena: Heyy Demi... What you doing here??Demi: Ive had my baby!!Selena: Oh CongratsDemi: thanks this is funny this us two in the hospital at the same time Selena: Yeah.. And Im getting married soon... Im nervousDemi: dont be nick will look after you and me and Joe will be here and Kevin, Taylor and AshleySelena: Yeah I suppose thanks Demi Im so glad Ive got a best friend like you!!!Demi: Its ok I did promise you when we were at school that I will always be here for you and I dont brake promises!!Selena: me eitherNick: Selena: Im going to go home now to get you some more clothes for some more daysSelena: Ok, thanks NickNick: Joe you should do the same for Demi..Joe: Yeah I supposeI know its short but Heyy ho xD!! Hope you liked it!!!Stay tuned for next 1 episode 14 =] 3 comments and a subscriber?? Author: FiNdYourSoulx3x Keywords: Nelena Pregnancy Story Added: January 1, 2009
The Journey Chapter 7
Posted on January 03, 2009 in Maternity tees
Thank You JonasBrotherFan18 for all the help on this....Journey Chapter 7 Sarah: you guys are so boring; all you do is set around and watch Barney all day. I thought Barney was Joes thing! Kevin&Nick: shhhhhhhh! I love you, you love me, were a happy family with a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you, wont you say you love me to Sarah: You know what? Im getting out of here! *Sarah calls Candance* Candance: Hello? Sarah: Hey girl, you want to hang out today? Candance: Sure. Have you heard from Megan in a while? Sarah: Nope. Havent talked to her since the BIG wedding. Candance: Ohhh. We need to three way! **Candance calls Megan** Joe: Hello Candance: Hey Joseph, is Megan around? Joe: Yea. Ill go get her. Megan: Hey girls! Sarah & Candance: Hey Megg! Sarah (to Megan): How have you been? Megan: Good, but found IM PREGNANT! Sarah & Candance: Ohhh Myyy Goshhh! Megan: Yep... but Joe doesn't know yet:(Sarah: You want to go shopping with us today? Megan: umm Ill ask Joe.*asks him* he says I can. Candance: ok good. Meet you @ your house in a bit. Megan: Ok, but Im still in my pjs! Sarah: its all good Ill wait 4 you! Megan: ok thanks see you in a few! **Megan goes and gets dressed then the girls get there**HONK HONK! *Megan kisses Joe and then leaves* Sara: So girls where do you wanna go first? Candance: I thought maybe stopping by Journey's or Pac Sun Megan: Yeah, I was there the other day getting some new skinnys for me and Joe, BTW did you know they dont make skinny jeans for pregnant people? what am i gunna wear for almost six months?, but any way when i was there i saw these amazing shades and i want them really bad! Sara: Why didnt you just buy them when you were there at the first time? Megan: Because i didnt have enough money. Sara: We should probably go by hot topic and get some band tees for the boys. Candance: Yeah Nick was saying how he needed more shirts and skinnies. Oh we better go to foot locker too. He said he needed some new converse too. And i wanted to get him some nikes too. Megan: He wears nikes? Candance:Well I have like three pairs and he always tries to wear them but im like four and a half sizes smaller than him. So i thought this would be a nice suprise. *They go to the mall and pretty much go to all the stores there. and spend almost all their money on them and their men *an. lol*. When they get done they go to Saras house, Megan calls Joe to come over so she can show him what she got and tell him a little something* *Joe walks through the door* Joe: hey babe Megan: hey- here is what i got--**Shows him his stuff(skinny jeans and some colorful tees** Joe: i love them! what did you get for yourself Megan:*pulls out a maternity cloths* Joe: why do you have maternity cloths Megan Nicole? Megan: well ummm... you remeber that night when i told you better safe then sorry? **Joe shakes his head yes** Megan: well... sorry. Joe: ohhh my GOSH! your pregnant? Megan: yep! ***Joe and Megan hug&&kiss, then say bye to Sarah and Candance and he other Jonas boys then leave***6comments(different people)!6subbs!FOR NEXT CHAPTER!!! Author: JoeJonas1lover Keywords: jonas brother love story taking chances the journey JoeJonas1lover Jonas Added: December 26, 2008
Love's War Ep.11 (Eww!)
Posted on January 03, 2009 in Home pregnancy test
!!!!!!!!!!!!Watch The Video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Loves War Ep.11Recap-Nick and Joe left for Iraq and wont be back 15 months/1 year of achievement and 3 months. Selena and Demi went dump and they were crying when Selena was about to proclaim demi something that she had ethical realized._____________________________Selena-oh no I pure realized something!!!!Demi-what?Selena-that when me and had sex he didnt use a condom!Demi-ok first you guys had sex?!?! repeated ewww and third oh no!Selena-yes, its not that gross, and I learn!Demi-well I heard that its champion to take a pregnancy assessment 2 weeks after you image your pregnant!Selena-well ok **2 weeks downstream nick hasnt whooped yet and selena and demi are at the lode buying a pregnancy test**Selena-*phone rings* hello????-Hi!!Selena-Nick!!! Finally you cry me!Nick-yeah sorry about that so how are youSelena-eh..I could be better how are you?Nick-Actually right now im handiwork handsome recherch what are you and demi execution?Selena-*lying* something signal! And how did you be cognizant I was with demi?Nick-are you seriously asking that question?Selena-ok no! anyways hows joeNick-he should be mission demi any minute!Selena-ok ill let her knowDemi-*in the background* ok I got selfsame 4 lets go!Nick-what did she get 4 of?Selena-oh reliable..uhhgummy bears! *lying*Nick-*unconvinced* ok well I have to go but ill hail you as soon as I can !Selena-ok crush you byeNick-love you too! *hangs up***when selena and demi get home**Selena-ok I did them all at the same difference juncture so 5 minutes right?Demi-yea! that is so exciting!Selena-*gives her a -for you it is- look***after 5 minutes the bell rings*Selena-they all say_______________________Sorry cliffhanger. Author: iluvNiinaaa Keywords: nelena love stories new account spongebob Added: November 25, 2008
Can't Have You - ep. 49
Posted on January 02, 2009 in Pregnancy
afresh, graphic matter :].-------joe- *leads her up to the room, still holding & kissing her*-Phone rings.demi- shut up ! *kisses him*joe- *pulls away, breathing heavily* you should like enough get that.demi- *kisses him reiteratively and retorts the phone, breathing heavy* what.ashley- dem-- are you okay ?demi- yeah. i'm perfectly well-made ! what do you hunger..ashley- dems, what's wrong ?demi- *looks at joe* be right back. *steps outside of her room and leans against the wall* ashley, nothing's wrong. i condign really have something that i die for to do ! so can you please get that done with.ashley- you sound equal you true ran a marathon.. what's wrong.demi- something ! my mom's gone and joe and i are here alone.. we were strict, outside running encompassing.ashley- dem, don't lie to me ! you're set alone ? with joe.. you're boyfriend.demi- yeah, so ?ashley- dem ! that is the perfect shift.demi- i discern ! and formerly you inturrupted !ashley- OH MY GOD ! i'm so sorry ! that's why you be Needy me to shut up and why you hunger me to get that by with.. OH !! well, i'll let you be. but command me back when your.. a wrap.demi- *laughs* thanks hunn. bye ! *hangs up and walks back in her room*joe- who was it ?demi- ashley. *crawls onto his lap, chest to chest, and runs her hands up his torso and onto his shoulders*joe- what'd she appetite ? *puts his hands on her hips and starts kissing up her neck*demi- the works. i told her that i had to go. *squeezes his shoulders*joe- you did ? *stops kissing her*demi- yeah, why do you sound suprised ?joe- you yearning to do that..demi- yeah, of channels i do ! i crush you joe. i'm so glad that you letch for to stay with me.joe- really ?demi- yeah. honestly.joe- well, what do you say we get started ?demi- protection ?joe- got it. *pulls out a condom*demi- *runs her hands down his chest and lifts his shirt off* ooh, you've moth-eaten laboring out, haven't you ?joe- of movement. *smiles and removes her shirt* you valid your ready ?demi- hang on. *runs downstairs and locks the doors, again runs back up and gets in the likewise position* ready.joe- you abiding ?demi- *nods* positive. dependable watch the nose.joe- *laughs* you got it. *unbuttons his pants* ..A/N: you comprehend the rest :]. i don't feel coextensive typin it & it'll virtuous take up space. it wasn't THAT graphic, was it ?demi- *laying under the blanket, arms encompassing joe, head on his chest*joe- *stares at the ceiling*demi- i really needed that hunn, thanks.joe- *kisses the top of her head and runs his fingers through her hair* no problem.demi- please notify me the condom worked.joe- it firm did. didn't break or tear.demi- thank god. my mom told me before she left not to get pregnant. it would have killed her if i did, signally the day she left.joe- i wouldn't do that to you, dem. preeminently at that age.demi- *reaches up and kisses him* i crash you. *puts her head back on his chest*joe- i enchantment you more.demi- oh, crap ! i told ashley i'd shout her.joe- where's the phone ?demi- right there. *points to her bedside table*joe- *grabs it and dials ashley's number*demi- are you talking to her ?joe- unfailing. *answers* hey ash. it's joe.ashley- hey joe. how was it ? *giggles*joe- you be versed ?ashley- yeah. that's why i let demi go before, cause i knew what was going on.joe- does anyone else appreciate ?ashley- nope. i haven't told anyone.joe- well, lets keep it that way.. please.ashley- indisputable thing !joe- wanna talk to demi ?ashley- yeah, unquestionable please.joe- *hands the phone to demi*demi- hey ash.ashley- hey. have fun ?demi- shut up ! *laughs*ashley- is joe listening ?demi- no, i don't judge so. how come ?ashley- selena and nick did it before they planned on deed it.demi- *springs up off of joe's chest and holds that blanket settled her* seriously ?ashley- yeap..demi- is she okay ?ashley- yeah, you could say so.demi- don't let discern me she's pregnant.ashley- she took a pregnancy blue book as soon as she could.demi- why ? what happened ?ashley- the condom broke.joe- babe ? what's wrong.. ? *starts putting his clothes on*demi- no way ! she's gunna be so stressed !ashley- yeap. the shibboleth was positive, but i told her that it could be a bit early.demi- yeah, i guess you're right.joe- demi.. what's wrong ?ashley- you have to get down here as soon as you can.demi- where are you ?ashley- we're sitting outside the pharmacy right all completed the corner from your residence. i knew that we couldn't go talk to you face to face thanks to of, well.. you be cognizant.demi- you haven't told them yet, have you ? about joe and me.ashley- no. and i won't, i promise !demi- we'll be there as soon as we can. instruct sel that it's going to be okay.ashley- kay, thanks dem. *hangs up*demi- put your clothe-- oh.. they're already on.joe- what's going on?--------COMMENT; SHOUD SELENA BE PREGNANT ?sorry, i got cut off newly.. :p Author: megaLicouus Keywords: Can't Have OneTrueMedia You Added: January 2, 2009
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Love Hurts S2 E11 [Lowlife]
Posted on January 02, 2009 in Home pregnancy test
*at the park*Sheryl:hmm.Jenna:huh?Sheryl:i dont be versed, im virtuous curious on the blood meeting. arent you?Kristie:nah, not really.*Jonas house*Brandon:yeah, i was uncolored hanging wit--JD:when were you gonna leave word us shes a lowlife?Brandon:she is not a lowlife! how can you say that?JM:point is shes not as rich as we are.Brandon:so?JD:so, you suffer privation to end it.Brandon:waht?! waht put togethers you visualize ill do that?JM:you ache for to.Brandon:*angry*that doesnt mean ill do it.JD:brando--Brandon:*stands up*NO! you cant apprise me waht to do, esspecially who to crush. waht are you gonna do when i break up with her, huh?! set me up with some bewildered up rich whore, akin taylor?!JM:do not critisize someone that isnt stabile included in the conversation!Brandon:its true! i dont care waht you say or do. i am not breaking up with sheryl! im not cognate jason. im not a coward and i wont risk having someone i fidelity hate me!Jason:DONT constitute ME IN YOUR ISSUES!Brandon:does it hurt, jason? does it hurt seeing kristie hurt considering of you?! DOES IT?! *to his parents* i will not be jason, and regret biz.JAson:THATS IT! *punches brandon*JD:THAT IS sufficient!BRandon:is that all you wanna do, jason? cmon hit me some more! if you can hurt kristie, will it really synthesize a difference if you hit your own brother? you have no concience, for that, you'll die alone regreting sum! *walks out*Jason:*freezes rat race he knows that lot brandon was true**with jason in a club*Jason:*drinking and getting drunk**with taylor*Taylor:*pukeing*ugh. waht the hell? *realizes something and takes a pregnancy test*okay now i have to wait. *phone rings*hello?JD:is jason there?Taylor:no, is there a problem?JD:hes not apartment.Taylor:i commanded him earlier, he said he was going clubbing.JD:can you go get him?Taylor:ok doubtless *they hang up and she looks at the test*Test:??? Author: aznxsweetiex3 Keywords: jemi love hurts story Added: November 30, 2008
DIRTYJONASBOYS. [CHAPTER 27]
Posted on January 02, 2009 in Pregnancy test
Okay. Guys sorry for not posting in a while. You fathom how it is circumference Christmas. Its rightful crazy. My moms got me putting up decorations, and baking. And I gotta get my shopping perfected. So sorry for not posting. :POh&& Merry Christmas everyone!&& A Happy New year of achievement!CHAPTER 27.***A.N! I DECIDED TO nickels THE FACT THAT JOE DID! WEAR A CONDOM! BUT DONT BE TOO never-failing SHE IS/ ISNT PREGNANT***Nicole- *throws up again* Ugh. *wipes her face*Gabriella- Nicole? *Nicole looks up at her* When did you and Joe have sex?Nicole- Um.. commensurate, 2 weeks ago? I imagine Why?Gabriella- Well.. Did he wear a condom?Nicole- Yeah.. WAIT! What are you statement?!Gabriella- Well What if your You be cognizant Pre-*gets cut off by Nicole*Nicole- WHAT! NO! I CANT BE PREGNANT! NO! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!Gabriella- Well How do you apperceive? I mean.. You did Have sex!Nicole- BUT I DIDNT thirst TO! I tried DID IT SO I WOULDNT BE RAPED BY JOE! NOOOOO! I CANT BE PREGNANT!Gabriella- Well.. Maybe you should.. Take a prelim..Nicole- Lets go to the fund. NOW!Gabriella- Wow. Mood swings! one more sigh! *starts laughing*Nicole- NO! Gabriella! that isnt funny! Gabriella- *gets serious* Oh.. Sorry. *grabs her purse and her and Nicole ramble to the Super department store.*Nicole- Where are they!? Gabriella- *looks around* Oh! Here there are! Nicole-*runs down the aisle and grabs 5 boxes of pregnancy tests* Okay. Now lets go! *runs to the checkout counter and Gabriella is struggling to catch up to her*Nicole- *throws all the pregnancy inquest on the checkout counter*Cashier- Whoa.. Pregnant eh?Nicole- NO!Cashier- Ohh.. Um.. My bad. *rings up the pregnancy tests. And Nicole pays. And blah blah blah.*Nicole-*her and gabriella rush shelter and Nicole runs into the bathroom and rips passable one of the boxes and pees on one of the tests* Please dont let me be pregnant! PLEASE DONT LET ME BE PREGNANT!Gabriella- *knocks on the door* Nicole are you okay in there?Nicole- I HAVENT fashion OUT YET! Ask me in 5 minutes. thanks to I might be having a heart attack.Gabriella- Nicole.. Its not gonna be that bad.. If you are.. Pregnant.Nicole- YES IT WILL! *takes the catechism and puts it on the rim of the sink and stares at it.**Nicoles POV*No. that cannot be happing. Am I seriously sitting here, in my bathroom, the bathroom that I have only tired using for a couple of weeks, and taking a pregnancy experiment. I only had sex one fucking continuance! Why did the one future, have to maybe get me pregnant! Oh my god. If im pregnant. I swere im gonna kill Joe if im pregnant!*regular POV*Nicole- *snaps back into reality* Okay. Here we go. *breaths in and out. And soon after Picks up the probing. But before she looks at it, and closes her eyes. thereupon breaths in and out once more. again opens her eyes And looks at the shot. TO SEE A LITTLE PINK..****THE PLUS AND MINUS ARE BOTH PINK HERE!***OHHHH! YES THATS RIGHT! I LEFT IT RIGHT THERE!AHAHAHAHHA!YOUR GONNA HAVE TO WAIT!HAHAH.Well im assumably not gonna be able to post for a while. whereas of Christmas and stuff. So.. Your gonna be dieing! Hahahah!Comment tho. owing to maybe ill pennies my mind and post sooner! :PComment;rate; sub; Add; And rate!AND THANK YOU EVERYONE THAT SUBBED! I FINALY REACHED MY GOAL OF 1,000 SUBBERS! YOU GUYS ROCK! Author: JonasDirtyFantasy Keywords: bad boner boy brothers dirty dirtyjonasboys joe jonas joner kevin nick perverts sex Added: December 21, 2008
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Lil Wayne ft. The Game - Red Magic (Full Song Lyrics) CDQ
Posted on January 02, 2009 in Maternity portraits
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Dilraj Kaur| Anwar - Roz Takdi Phiran Ringtone
Posted on January 01, 2009 in Infant toys
Download It Here: http://orangetones.com/Dilraj+Kaur%7C+Anwar/Roz+Takdi+Phiran Redman F Double O DDon Roz Shooga Bear Bricks TwoRedman F Double O DDon Roz Shooga BearMiscellaneousBricks TwoHey man hey man yeah go head with that manJust rhymin over here manHey go head go get drunk niggaAyyy go smoke yo weed niggaYo go drink yo forty motherfuckaaaahIts Brick City dawgs over hereWe gon take it down like this yo DDon DonIts boneafficial my nizzleDDon got issues and a type team that dismiss youOh boy I gets more Chips than AhoyI got toys that deploy I just aim and destroyI keeps it gully in a bonafide skullyI aint never had a hit but still get props like NellyIm platinum in streets I got love in the streetsAnd Im more underground than your basement concreteBraids in my hair gold still in my teethStill bringin the beef if youre bringin me griefI ratatattat it like onetwo onetwoCock my shit back and let off on your whole crewIm Brick City baby twentyfosevenA project nigga thats tryin to see heavenI done ran through hell with gasoline drawers on AOWWIm the portrait of a hustler and once again its onI still got money buried in my back yardIm Bumpy like Johnson they call me DDonMy shits so dope when you smoke you nodAnd I spit that shit that leave you holy like the songYo we from the place where they pump out D and steal carsKids wild wave at you and smile you feel largelike they cut and you got the power to heal scarsNever down cause the underground crown is still largeSee I rap for a livin probably rap til I dieIf you dope where you been at Your raps is a lieIm all real the one the raw dealDo tour come home do a flick for four millWhat the hardcore heads on the block would call illNever catch me at the ballout spot with small billsInnovative rapper rhyme in new waysWhen I spit niggaz cough up blood for two daysNever catch me with material girls they fugazRather bounce with a short chickenhead in blue shadesTil the day Im rich like Bruce WayneIma kick raps like pimps blew gameRidin through your block with six new chains onPullin over droppin HbombsNo doubt I got it locked Sanford Ave to Penn StationChancellor to Central a thousand men waitinJersey thats whassup whassup yoYou heard me light the Dutch smokin weedRock on like what the fuck what the fuckJersey thats whassup Brick CityFuckin with me is a close call out of my crewDont try it I fuckin roast yall you and your costars Next up to bat I done had enough of catsBlast tracks like what the fuck was thatRoz spit rawnessState to state hood streets and block cornersRhymes hold so much weight the feds on usLot of niggaz didnt wanna see me lastBut I wont stop just slow down like Easy PassBack up and give the R roomOr we gon brawl worse than cartoons in bar roomsIn my city they dont pop they collarCats that do get shot drop and hollaIm from the BRI CKSAnd my squad is hot any beef they blessAny squad that test gon meet they deathAsk yourself do you really need that stressAiyyo I project my voice so its right in the crowdTheres a sign at the door no bitin allowedPlus the blows that I throw bring a light in the soundSo whoever want the drama Im invitin them nowPhenomenal shit spit til my abdominal splitPlus combined lines so minds demolish a clickStill burn MCs like Everclear never fearWith razor sharp skills so ill they sever earsHard to the roots a hundred proof with no chaserScarves and some boots a hundred troops with chrome bangersNow rock with me I spray blocks with glock fiftiesStill when I spit I flip like Spock sent meAnd never gave a fuck what a rapper grossedBut if they brag and boast Ima clap the toastYall can analyze this watch me paralyze clicksAnd sabotage yall I aint a fan of yall shitIm a nasty ass disease and now I got ya mouth celibateIm a direct descendant of Hannibals elephantsThats word to mother them damn jokes is overYou gon run your mouth like a motor til I fuck up the rotorIts Double O again still runnin still gunninIts like I got a castiron dick Im still cumminTalkin that killer shit like you blood rawAnd aint even did ten minutes in the back of a squad carBe big niggaz to they weak Im true to the streetsYall niggaz is halfassed like one booty cheekIm yall is Swiss MissMy campll make your army pull back like a slipped dis Author: penetrate4790 Keywords: Download Here Redman Double Shooga Bricks Miscellaneous rhymin drunk Added: December 22, 2008
Things happen: story of a teenage pregnancy [Chapter 12]
Posted on January 01, 2009 in Teen pregnancy
Hey guys here the story...--------------------------------------------------------------*with Joe and Brianna*Joe and Brianna were up in here room discussing whether or not to keep there baby.Joe: So what should we doBrianna: Well I really dont wanna give our baby away Joe. I just couldnt stand the thought of not knowing, when he or she took her first steps or when the look up at you and say their first word. I know it sounds stupid cause Im only 17 but stillJoe: Its not stupid this is our baby and I think we know what we have to do its the only choice.Brianna nodded to Joe with tears running down her face the they walked downstairs hand in hand prepared to tell their parents the decision they have made.Joe: Well we made our decision andParents: Your gonna do what?*With Kevin and Renee*During the meeting with the college advisor, Kevin and Renee couldnt stop arguing about schools. They finally narrowed it down to 3, they chose Ottawa U which is in Ottawa, Laurentian University which is in Sudbury and The University of Toronto which is obviously in Toronto. (N: I chose 3 Universities in my area) They went over to Kevins place planning on choosing classes together. The arrived at the Jonas residence and entered. Kevin was swept of his feet by Frankie giving him a big hug.Frankie: I missed you Kevin.Kevin: I missed you too buddy.Frankie: Nick and Roxey burnt our diner and made me wait till the food they ordered got here.Kevin: Yeah I know they cant cook.Frankie: Oh my gosh, I know.Kevin laughed and the Nick and Roxey came in the room.Nick: Hey guys.Renee: Hey so I herd about the other failed attempt a cooking.Roxey: Hey I didnt know timers existedRenee: Are you serious!?Roxey: Yeah.Renee: You gotta be kidding me.Frankie let out a huge yawn and Kevin picked him up.Kevin: Are you tired Frankie?Frankie: Yeah but I wanna stay up till mom and dad come home.Kevin: There gonna be late tonight bud.Frankie: Oh okay, well can you tuck me in then.Kevin: Yeah sure, Ren Im gonna go tuck Frankie inRenee gave him a quick nod then he made his way upstairs to tuck Frankie in.Renee: So there not back yet?Roxey: No, I wonder whats going on.Nick: My dad probably shot Joe and now there hiding the body.Roxey and Renee: NICK!The both slap him on the shoulder (N: think of when Kevin and Joe hit him in Hannah Montana)Nick: Sorry.Renee: AnywaysRoxey: YeahSuddenly they herd Kevin make his way downstairs.Kevin: So Ren we gonna look a classes now?Nick: Classes for what.Renee: Classes for university.Roxey: Oh yeah you guys had your meeting today how did it go?Kevin: Fine, it would of went better if someone wasnt so choosey.Renee: I was making sure we were making good choices for our future!Kevin: Can you stop thinking about the future for ten minutes jeez.Renee: Ugh, whatever.Kevin: Well Renee, you gotta stop stressing.Renee: Whatever, lets just go chose classes.Renee and Kevin went upstairs to Kevins room and where getting into picking classes. Ottawa U was there number 1 choice so thats what the started with. Roxey and Nick settled on the couch and put a movie on, while they waited for Nicks parents to come back.-----------------------------------------------------------------Thanks for reading!COMMENTSUBSCRIBE XOXOFanFIcsJB Author: FanFicsJB Keywords: Fan Fic Jonas Brothers Things Happen Chapter 12 Added: November 25, 2008
Once in a Lifetime Chapter 19
Posted on January 01, 2009 in Maternity shirts
"Mom! Where are my socks? Is it possible to have no pairs of socks AT ALL in one single HOUSEHOLD?!" Ali ran around her room, throwing shirts and jeans into her suitcase without even looking at what they were. She was in a daze and felt numb all over.First of all: Joe Jonas was in her room.Second: He was sitting on her bed, eating pizza.And third: She was going on tour with the Jonas Brothers."So, how long is the tour again?" Ali whipped her head around to face Joe. He finished chewing a piece of the pizza and said, "Well theres only, I think, twelve days left and the last concert is in West Palm Beach, Florida so you might not be back for a while. We might even stay in Palm Beach for a while.""Awesome. I still cant believe my mom agreed, you know with my sister pregnant and with my grandmother's funeral soon and all..." her voice trailed off and she set her suitcase down and sighed.Joe leaped up and wrapped his arms around her. "Hey, dont worry about it. Ok? Youre going to have so much fun," he reassured her."Yeah, I know," Ali replied and Joe held her tighter. The doorbell rang so they let go of each other. Ali led the way out of her small room and to the front door. She opened it and was greeted by Catie, Nick, Brittany, and Kevin and two, large suitcases. "Hey, we have to leave in a few minutes. Its already a ten til two," Kevin glanced at his watch and explained to the two inside the house."Ok, I just have to find some socks, and then Ill be outside. Joe, you can head out. Ill be right there," Ali said then started to turn back around toward the hallway. Joe nodded and walked outside.Ali ran down the hallway then opened her sisters door to get socks. Anna was still mad at Ali for telling their mom about her pregnancy but didnt say anything as her sister opened her sock drawer and grabbed a few pairs. Ali looked at her sister then ran over to her and embraced her in a tight hug."Anna, I love you. Ill be home soon. If you need me, call Brittany or Caties cell, alright?" Ali let go of Anna and started backing up toward the door. Anna looked up at her and nodded. Ali could tell she was hurt by her leaving but she had to get to the bus, now.She walked across the hall to her room and stepped inside. She grabbed her suitcase and stuffed the socks in. She zipped it up the exited her room and shut the door."Love you Mom! Ill see you soon!" she yelled because she didnt have time to find her. She ran out the front door and to the tour bus. Joe was waiting for her at the door. He smiled when he saw her and Ali smiled back and ran up to him. Joe took her suitcase then let her do up the stairs in front of him. Ali entered the bus and looked around. It looked just like it did before the concert, except Brittany was sitting on one of the couches with Kevin next to her watching some show on the huge TV, and Kevin had his arm around her. Catie and Nick were sitting on the floor, looking at Nicks phone. Nick occasionally looked over at Catie then quickly looked away. Joe led Ali to the bunks and set her bag down."Ok, you can sleep in mine, Im sleeping on the couch. Caties sleeping in Nicks; hes sleeping on the floor, and Brittany gets Kevins bunk and hes on the other couch," Joe explained and pointed to one of the four bunks which was his.Then Brittany screamed from where the others were, "NO! LEAVE ME ALONE! I SAID I NEVER WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN!" Author: jonasstoryhun89 Keywords: jonas brothers fanfic once in lifetime joe kevin nick brittany catie ali Added: December 22, 2008