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Woo guys chapter 3 WHO'S EXICTED :PBTW if you don't notice what a dildo was... MSN it or something ... but not on icons :SOMG yday i bought some ipod speakers for depressed than £5 !!! AND THEY ARE AWESOME!! I'm gonn draw all fixed them hahah---------------------------------------*Joe goes back to his dorm where Nick and Kevin are. He walks in and slams the door shut*Nick: Whoa dude what's up?Joe: I can't figure out how to get the girls back.Kevin: What about that thing you thought of earlier?Joe: Nah compared to virtuous now it's shit.Nick: Do you regard they'd let us fuck them while we have that bet?Kevin: Why you got one in mind?Nick: Err no ... they all as hot as each auxiliary! ... i suppose ...Kevin: Ooh which one ???Joe: I'm going back out. Maybe I can conceive of something ...Nick: Right after when! *Joe leaves*Kevin: So which one?Nick: handsome! Haley okay?Kevin: Dude! Joe better matching Hannah thereupon ...Nick: Why?Kevin: Cos I homologous Keri *smiles***WITH THE GIRLS WALKING DOWN THE HALLWAY**Keri: Ha that was totally CLASSIC!Hannah: I cognize! He was so angry! Our next approximation is unchanging better! *her phone goes off and she flip throughs a new message* Well I'm gonna have to disappear - don't do any humilating while I'm gone!Haley: Haha don't doubt we won't! *Hannah goes off*Keri: I'm gonna have to go as well. Got masses to see and what-not *smiles*Haley: Well prepare decided these what-nots have protection. Teenage pregnancy isn't a look you yen is it?! *they laugh* I still don't get why you don't righteous go on the pill comparable me and Hannah!Keri: Cos I don't! Bye! *she leaves. Haley keeps walking down the corridor when someone from behind her grabs her arm* HEY!Joe: Calm down!Haley: *turns round to face him* What do you demand Middle Jonas?Joe: Ooh ... that could take a while *smiles and loops his arms all over her waist hauling her into him*Haley: Seriously Jonas I've got places to be so conscientious sotp you're perving - Joe: Not a unlooked for babe *kisses her neck and pushes her into the wall. He trails his lips up her neck to her jaw where Haley pushes him off* What's wrong?Haley: You. That's what's wrong. Joe: Come on you comprehend you worship it *smiles and runs his hand up her skirt and she tries to push him away recurrently. he grabs her hands and pins them above her head* Come on Hails.Haley: Hails?Joe: Yeah. It's sexy ... *leans in to kiss her when *Nick: JOE!Joe: *pulls away from Haley* Dude I was kinda busy!Nick: Well now you're not! Alright Haley?Haley: Err never-failing ... I'm gonna go! *walks off quickly*Nick: *appearing beside her* So what was all that?Haley: all factors ...Nick: It didn't look twin something style where I was standing!Haley: Well you were standing at a bad angle anon! *loks at him and he grabs her and pins her against the wall* husky big game pinned by addition Jonas boy ...Nick: You be informed you crush it *smiles and rests his forehead on hers* But who do you jibing better?Haley: Uhh ...Nick: Take your point baby ... *leans down and Halet thinks he's about to kiss her when his lips touch her neck and rush off tingles through her body*Haley: I umm .... *whispers* oh shit ... *she feels Nick smile on her skin and move one of his hands down to her waist. She manages to snap back nad pushes him away. She turns away from him and walks off to her dorm*NICK POVDAMN!I do after to get Haley before Joe does ... she'll claim a bit of grindstone though ... *walks back to dorm*HALEY POVPhew! I thought he was going to kiss me! I have whole caboodle AGAINST kissing them ... it's scrupulous well ... I've never kissed anyone. Not one individual boy. On the lips at least. And I thirst it to be specific - I don't demand it with a manwhore who dependable uses it as a gateway to sex. Oh don't get me wrong ... I'm no virgin ... I upright kiss them on the mouth ... I kiss everywhere else ;)NORMAL POVHaley: *walks into the dorm and Hannah jumps on her* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!--------------------------------------WHOA! WHY DID SHE JUMP ON HER! Weird O.oRANDOM PERSONAL QUESTION??How was everyones first kiss?I felt approximating asking that :Lmine was awkward... will explain the fairy tale in the next chap :P Author: letsflytoneverland Keywords: jonas Added: December 7, 2008

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Avenged Sevenfold - Blinded in Chains:And we're at it again, I turn around another fucking war, man,I don't know where to begin, but I'll start with the radical leadersTheir steps we're followin'Running, don't go back and fight, too many you'll lose(And as clowns you follow suit behind the blood between the red and white and blue but it's too deep for you to see andeveryone eventually will take the step cause it's in sight you take the left I'll take the right I feel the hate you've builtfor me and I say pay attention baby)As they thank the Lord the blind can't seeLike a plague fed to the brain, deadly disease A-Whoa!But it wasn't a sin, a sorry life judging every actionAnd as they're feeding your mind with this shit you forgetHow to speak and ask all the questions.A Business is at hand tonight, make the people choose(I see another side in you but there's not much more I can do from on the outside looking in your government is listenin' topush you on the story of immortal father mortal son give them your mind and all your wealth the cycle will rebirth itself)If they had it their way I'd burn in Hell and your future's a fuckin' disaster can't you see?Give them all the power when your future's in desperate trouble babyAs they thank the Lord the blind can't seeLike a plague fed to the brain, deadly diseaseI'd run away tonight with my mind still intact I'm gonna make it alrightEasier said than done with no place to hide and having no place toRunning away from condition, I see but you're running away fromYour scared seductive systemMost would claim I live a lie (I live a lie)When pointing out it's easy to predict these things (predict these things) Every color has its side, (I have a side!)They live together vote and most embrace the same dark times.(Aaah-ahh) Please help us, please save us, of course they have control we're all the same.Up on the cross, crucified their problem drove the nail and let Him rotFamily and friends, it won't matter in the end I'm sure they'll understandNow look at the world and see how the humans bleed, as I sit up here and wonder 'bout and how you sold your mind body and soul!Looking at the fields so green I know this sounds obsceneI see you're livin' for tomorrow but decisions you have made will leave you emptyAs they thank the Lord the blind can't seeLike a plague fed to the brain, deadly diseaseI'd run away tonight with my mind still intact I'm gonna make it alrightEasier said than done with no place to hide and having no place toRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!(Bass Riff)(Ahhhhhhhhhh!!)You've fallen asleep in denialLook at the way we're dyin' Whoa-whoaHow it ends I'll never know whooooa!Just live your life blind like me!(ahhhhh! Ahh ehhhh!) Author: VengeanceDECEIT Keywords: Avenged Sevenfold Blinded in Chains Music Video with Lyrics City of evil Added: December 30, 2008

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Okay. Guys sorry for not posting in a while. You fathom how it is circumference Christmas. Its rightful crazy. My moms got me putting up decorations, and baking. And I gotta get my shopping perfected. So sorry for not posting. :POh&& Merry Christmas everyone!&& A Happy New year of achievement!CHAPTER 27.***A.N! I DECIDED TO nickels THE FACT THAT JOE DID! WEAR A CONDOM! BUT DONT BE TOO never-failing SHE IS/ ISNT PREGNANT***Nicole- *throws up again* Ugh. *wipes her face*Gabriella- Nicole? *Nicole looks up at her* When did you and Joe have sex?Nicole- Um.. commensurate, 2 weeks ago? I imagine Why?Gabriella- Well.. Did he wear a condom?Nicole- Yeah.. WAIT! What are you statement?!Gabriella- Well What if your You be cognizant Pre-*gets cut off by Nicole*Nicole- WHAT! NO! I CANT BE PREGNANT! NO! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!Gabriella- Well How do you apperceive? I mean.. You did Have sex!Nicole- BUT I DIDNT thirst TO! I tried DID IT SO I WOULDNT BE RAPED BY JOE! NOOOOO! I CANT BE PREGNANT!Gabriella- Well.. Maybe you should.. Take a prelim..Nicole- Lets go to the fund. NOW!Gabriella- Wow. Mood swings! one more sigh! *starts laughing*Nicole- NO! Gabriella! that isnt funny! Gabriella- *gets serious* Oh.. Sorry. *grabs her purse and her and Nicole ramble to the Super department store.*Nicole- Where are they!? Gabriella- *looks around* Oh! Here there are! Nicole-*runs down the aisle and grabs 5 boxes of pregnancy tests* Okay. Now lets go! *runs to the checkout counter and Gabriella is struggling to catch up to her*Nicole- *throws all the pregnancy inquest on the checkout counter*Cashier- Whoa.. Pregnant eh?Nicole- NO!Cashier- Ohh.. Um.. My bad. *rings up the pregnancy tests. And Nicole pays. And blah blah blah.*Nicole-*her and gabriella rush shelter and Nicole runs into the bathroom and rips passable one of the boxes and pees on one of the tests* Please dont let me be pregnant! PLEASE DONT LET ME BE PREGNANT!Gabriella- *knocks on the door* Nicole are you okay in there?Nicole- I HAVENT fashion OUT YET! Ask me in 5 minutes. thanks to I might be having a heart attack.Gabriella- Nicole.. Its not gonna be that bad.. If you are.. Pregnant.Nicole- YES IT WILL! *takes the catechism and puts it on the rim of the sink and stares at it.**Nicoles POV*No. that cannot be happing. Am I seriously sitting here, in my bathroom, the bathroom that I have only tired using for a couple of weeks, and taking a pregnancy experiment. I only had sex one fucking continuance! Why did the one future, have to maybe get me pregnant! Oh my god. If im pregnant. I swere im gonna kill Joe if im pregnant!*regular POV*Nicole- *snaps back into reality* Okay. Here we go. *breaths in and out. And soon after Picks up the probing. But before she looks at it, and closes her eyes. thereupon breaths in and out once more. again opens her eyes And looks at the shot. TO SEE A LITTLE PINK..****THE PLUS AND MINUS ARE BOTH PINK HERE!***OHHHH! YES THATS RIGHT! I LEFT IT RIGHT THERE!AHAHAHAHHA!YOUR GONNA HAVE TO WAIT!HAHAH.Well im assumably not gonna be able to post for a while. whereas of Christmas and stuff. So.. Your gonna be dieing! Hahahah!Comment tho. owing to maybe ill pennies my mind and post sooner! :PComment;rate; sub; Add; And rate!AND THANK YOU EVERYONE THAT SUBBED! I FINALY REACHED MY GOAL OF 1,000 SUBBERS! YOU GUYS ROCK! Author: JonasDirtyFantasy Keywords: bad boner boy brothers dirty dirtyjonasboys joe jonas joner kevin nick perverts sex Added: December 21, 2008

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OMJ!!! I HAVE ancient history 1,000 SUBSCRIBERS!!!! I enjoyment YOU GUYS!! THANK YOU!!!! ==============================-later that day-Selena- *fake smiling* Hi Miley! Hey David!Miley- Hi Selena! Nick.Nick- Miley. David.David- Nick. Selena.*long silence*Selena- Sooo... what are we accomplishing tonight?David- Well, we planned on-Miley- we planned on going to that new chinese fix by the mall.Selena- Oh, I comprehend what you're talking about!!! Sounds protracted!Nick- Yeah... abundant.David- Well, let's go!!!*Everyone starts for David's car**With Taylor and Kevin*Taylor- *from the bedroom* KKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!Kevin- I'M COMING!!! *runs upstairs franticlly and goes into their bedroom and looks at Taylor with wide eyes* Why are you holding a pregnancy pop quiz in your hand????Taylor- *talking really fast* Wellwell, ItoldyouthatmyboobswerebiggerandI'vebeenreallynausiaslatelyand-Kevin- TAYLOR! Calm down! Now talk slowly!Taylor- I'M PREGNANT!Kevin- W-what? *looks confused*Taylor- I'm PREGNANT! Ya happy??Kevin- Oh my god...Taylor- *starts crying* What are we going to do??Kevin- Aw, Taylor, don't perplexity, I'll be with you through all that. *sits beside her and holds her tight while she cries**With Demi and Joe*Joe- Hey Dems, remember when we went to the lake and swam?Demi- Yeah.Joe- Well, I was thinkin we could do that settled, but out any swimsiuts on...Dmei- What?!?Joe- Skinnydip!Demi- *gets really angry* NO!Joe- Whoa... Demi are you okay???Demi- NO! WHY WOULD YOU fancy TO SEE MY FAT BODY??? ARE YOU struggling TO HUMILIATE ME???Joe- Demi!! No!!! What the heck?!?!Demi- I'm going.Joe- Demi! *grabs her arm* Stop! inform me what's up!!!Demi- *falls to the ground crying* Joe... *starts gasping for breath*Joe- DEMI! *picks her up and tries to do CPR, whatever he can to use her breath. While ball game that he calls 911*Operater- 911 what is your emergancy?Joe- *franticlly talking* My girlfriend! She can't breath!!! GET SOMEONE HERE NOW!! *says his address*Operater- Okay sir, there's an ambulance coming right now.Joe- Thanks *hangs up* *start crying* Demi... stay with me, please!*With Selana, Nick, Miley, and David**at the resteraunt, everyone's ordered, and they're waiting for their food*Selena- I conforming your shoes Miley *fake smiles again*Miley- I choice.Selena- *rolls her eyes* Soo, Nick, can I talk to you for a next?Nick- YES! *selena slaps his stomach* Oww!Selena- We'll be right back. *drags Nick behind her to the entrance*Nick- Thank you!!!Selena- Nick! Nick- What?!Selena- I hate Miley!Nick- Join the club!Selena- Nick!!!Nick- WHAT!?Selena- That's not nice.Nick- Ugh.Selena- We better go back.Nick- No, let's sneak out!Selena- Nick!!!Nick- WHAT!!!!Selena- No.Nick- Let's go back.*They both walk back to the table*Nick- *trying to invent mini talk* Guess what I'm going to post to Lil' Wayne on his birthday.David- What?Nick- A belt!!! *laughs*Miley- No! He looks hot when his pants are falling down! *looks at David* You should wear your pants agnate that!David- Uh. No.Miley- Mmph.David- Haha! I worship you!Miley- I respect you too!*they kiss*Nick- *whispers* Ewwww.*With Joe and Demi**the abulance finally came and they're headed for the hospital*Joe- *holding Demi's lifeless hand and crying* Please God...=============================Hope you analogous the beginning of the new season!!I really agnate the video, it's imaginably one of my finest :)And I chose Decode only as alot of human race commented axiom that I should use it =DCOMMENT!!! Author: thefrayfan15 Keywords: jemi kaylor nelena OneTrueMedia series Added: November 23, 2008

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Even for war-weary Gazans, who’ve lived through countless Israeli incursions, air attacks and months of bitter Palestinian infighting, the latest surprise Israeli air offensive was unusually traumatic. ... Police directed them to go to the hospital morgue, opposite the maternity ward, but it was already by Saturday afternoon. One dead woman lay on the floor, her face covered in blood and body in an embroidered peasant’s robe. ...

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Chapter 18! Sorry I haven't posted in 2 days. Please rein out the Jemi video I made. I already uploaded it. I worked kinda hard on it lol. And NEW production augury!!! Haha I made a new truism. You can talk the talk, but can you rock the rock? :D ANYWAY=============Recap: Plane crashed and Miley, Joe, Nick, Caitlin, and Aura are in the middle of a mountain side. =============[Aura's POV]"I have NO guess..." Nick mumbled as he kicked a rock. "I'll go crazy! There's no electricity there's no cellphone no Info Strada no... measure!!!!" I yelled. I reproduction I was going dellusional.[Nick's POV]Aura's going dellusional. "No rock-and-roll, no qualification, no food! You differentiate I can't eat meat! Veggitarian in the building!!!!" Yep she lost it. Well she is a vegetarian. (a.n DON'T EAT JELL-O IT IS MADE OUT OF ANIMAL FAT TO arrange IT ALL JIGGLY HAHA) "How will I go to the bathroom?!?!?""Just go in the bushes" Caitlin suggested. Joe was still carrying her since of her broken legs."True" Miley stated. Aura looked at a bush and looked at me."I don't have a juggular..." "So?" Joe snapped. "HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GO?!""Just... it's jibing going to the bathroom in a shower!" Miley said smiling in accomplishment. "Ohh... yeah I'm not going..." She said shuddering. We continued walking and it seemed agnate hours when it was only 10 minutes. "I sense we passaged that rock before..." Joe said appearing at the rock. "It's a rock... all rocks look the dead ringer..." I snapped. I was carrying Aura cuz she fainted since we told her to go drink out of the river if she was thirsty. We did. She didn't. If it's water that's flowing, later it's okay to drink, if it's in one plant, and not moving, don't drink it. So we kept walking till we came to that field kind of thing. There was a cave in there. "Oh look!" I said as I ran closed to it- with Aura still in my arms (a.n well you are the one the one who lies close to me whispers hello I miss you all told terribly I fell in piety in appreciation with you suddenly now there's no repose else I could be but here in your arms!!!) There were multiple openings in the cave."Cool it's commensurate a little pied-a-terre!!" Caitlin said smiling. She looked bygone at Aura and realized she still had her backpack. "AURA'S BACKPACK!!!" We all shifted our heads towards her and attacked each extra for it.[Aura's POV]I woke up to loud screaming."NO IF SHE HAS CHIPS I whoop FIRST DIBS!" Joe said wrestling Nick for it. Miley was arguing with Caitlin who was leaning against the cave wall. "WELL IF SHE HAS WATER, I invitation DIBS!!" Miley spat. I looked at my backpack. I looked inside and saw I had a pregnancy go. It must have fallen in when I was packing... I quietly snuck off- with my backpack- and headed behind a tree. There's no one in the damn forest so it can stint. I unzipped my pants, unwrapped the approval and did the deed. I waited until I heard the yelling stop."WHERE THE FUCK SHE GO??!?!?!" Joe yelled. "HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO apperceive?!" Nick spat back. I sighed and slumped into the bush. After loud minutes of yelling, the probation finally beeped. "-" was Shown. YES!!! I'm NOT PREGGO!!! I stood up, ran to Nick, and jumped in his arms."Whoa what the?" Nick said almost falling back. I looked in his eyes and kissed him with a lot of passion. After a minute or so, I pulled away. "Wow you must really be dellusional!" Nick said smiling. "Maybe you can get so dellusional you can have sex with me..." Nick pondered aloud."I'M NOT DELLUSIONAL!" I snapped. I looked at Nick and he had confused on his face. "I endow a pregnancy essay in my backpack and I took it and I'm NOT pregnant!!!" Nick looked relieved and he smiled. "Wanna take me up on that sex rendition?" Nick smirked while everyone left deeper in the cave. "Well..."==========What's she gonna say? LOL I in truth did a recap and I suspect that chapter sucked =P Author: HugsROveratedJustFYI Keywords: Hellschool Chapter 18 HugsROveratedJustFYI web series Added: November 10, 2008

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Who’s your Santa? Is he going to keep you in affordable, comfy trendy maternity clothes this winter? Does you baby ’s Santa know how to shop for all the maternity tops and pants you need for the winter? ...

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Woo guys chapter 3 WHO'S EXICTED :PBTW if you don't be acquainted what a dildo was... DMOZ it or something ... but not on models :SOMG yday i bought some ipod speakers for deficient than £5 !!! AND THEY ARE AWESOME!! I'm gonn draw all finished them hahah---------------------------------------*Joe goes back to his dorm where Nick and Kevin are. He walks in and slams the door shut*Nick: Whoa dude what's up?Joe: I can't figure out how to get the girls back.Kevin: What about that thing you thought of earlier?Joe: Nah compared to righteous now it's shit.Nick: Do you plan for they'd let us fuck them while we have that bet?Kevin: Why you got one in mind?Nick: Err no ... they all as hot as each another! ... i suppose ...Kevin: Ooh which one ???Joe: I'm going back out. Maybe I can image of something ...Nick: Right ensuing next! *Joe leaves*Kevin: So which one?Nick: magnificent! Haley okay?Kevin: Dude! Joe better compatible Hannah next ...Nick: Why?Kevin: Cos I same Keri *smiles***WITH THE GIRLS WALKING DOWN THE HALLWAY**Keri: Ha that was totally CLASSIC!Hannah: I have! He was so angry! Our next scheme is undeviating better! *her phone goes off and she gathers a new message* Well I'm gonna have to disappear - don't do any humilating while I'm gone!Haley: Haha don't worriment we won't! *Hannah goes off*Keri: I'm gonna have to go as well. Got citizens to see and what-not *smiles*Haley: Well knock out unchangeable these what-nots have protection. Teenage pregnancy isn't a look you hankering is it?! *they laugh* I still don't get why you don't objective go on the pill resembling me and Hannah!Keri: Cos I don't! Bye! *she leaves. Haley keeps walking down the corridor when someone from behind her grabs her arm* HEY!Joe: Calm down!Haley: *turns round to face him* What do you demand Middle Jonas?Joe: Ooh ... that could take a while *smiles and loops his arms almost her waist straining her into him*Haley: Seriously Jonas I've got places to be so honest sotp you're perving - Joe: Not a contingent babe *kisses her neck and pushes her into the wall. He trails his lips up her neck to her jaw where Haley pushes him off* What's wrong?Haley: You. That's what's wrong. Joe: Come on you regard you devotion it *smiles and runs his hand up her skirt and she tries to push him away anew. he grabs her hands and pins them above her head* Come on Hails.Haley: Hails?Joe: Yeah. It's sexy ... *leans in to kiss her when *Nick: JOE!Joe: *pulls away from Haley* Dude I was kinda busy!Nick: Well now you're not! Alright Haley?Haley: Err decided ... I'm gonna go! *walks off quickly*Nick: *appearing beside her* So what was all that?Haley: something ...Nick: It didn't look relating something framework where I was standing!Haley: Well you were standing at a bad angle thereupon! *loks at him and he grabs her and pins her against the wall* extensive vitality pinned by someone else Jonas boy ...Nick: You recognize you flame it *smiles and rests his forehead on hers* But who do you homologous better?Haley: Uhh ...Nick: Take your interval baby ... *leans down and Halet thinks he's about to kiss her when his lips touch her neck and parcel tingles through her body*Haley: I umm .... *whispers* oh shit ... *she feels Nick smile on her skin and move one of his hands down to her waist. She manages to snap back nad pushes him away. She turns away from him and walks off to her dorm*NICK POVDAMN!I hurting for to get Haley before Joe does ... she'll lack a bit of production though ... *walks back to dorm*HALEY POVPhew! I thought he was going to kiss me! I have something AGAINST kissing them ... it's honorable well ... I've never kissed anyone. Not one indivisible boy. On the lips at least. And I appetite it to be choice - I don't requirement it with a manwhore who dispassionate uses it as a gateway to sex. Oh don't get me wrong ... I'm no virgin ... I nondiscriminatory kiss them on the mouth ... I kiss everywhere else ;)NORMAL POVHaley: *walks into the dorm and Hannah jumps on her* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!--------------------------------------WHOA! WHY DID SHE JUMP ON HER! Weird O.oRANDOM PERSONAL QUESTION??How was everyones first kiss?I felt same asking that :Lmine was awkward... will explain the apologue in the next chap :P Author: letsflytoneverland Keywords: jonas Added: December 7, 2008

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Hey Its Aly and YEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMERZ!WITH A RECAP: Kevin: Micky if you can hear me i love you.. please give me a sign if you can hear me... Micky i love you... and *starts tearing up* i found you um.. Naked on the street you looked cold and Dirty... But iguess you can't hear me.. so i love youJoe: They are dead...Alesha: Wha-what? OH MY GOD JOE! JOE! *starts crying Joe walks up to her bed and hugs her tight*Nick: oh uh my name is Nick..Officer:im gonna let you off the hook if you give me your parents phone number...Nick:NO MY PARENTS CAN"T KNOW ABOUT THIS! ______________________________*1 week later Joe and Alesha walk into her house*Alesha: Home again...Joe: If only we had babies with us..*Alesha Smiles*Alesha: i can just picture them in our arms...spitting up their little smiles bald heads....*Joe Laughs*Joe: and they have your big teeth.Alesha: HEY! *laughs**Joe walks up to her grabs her waist kisses her very deep and hard they get into it Alesha stops kissing* alesha: Joe what are we doing?Joe: Who said we can't try for another baby?Alesha: thats true but this time no couch...*laughs*Joe: Yeah!*Joe Grabs her Hand runs upstairs slams door shut closes curtains walks up to her starts kissing her and rubbing her making her wet through her jeans* Alesha:* In Between kissing* Mm...Your...So....Horny.... Arent you? Joe: yeah i wanna tap you and lick you...Alesha: Then hurry i wanna feel you in me *smiles* *her arms are wrapped around his neck and her legs on his waist he walks over to the bed takes off his shirt As she takes off her shirt*Joe: is it just me or have your boobs gotten a whole lot bigger? Alesha: Maybe to much Milk?*laughs*Joe: yeah right!*kisses her hard unhooks her bra and takes it off*Joe: Whoa baby!*licks and sucks her nipples slides off her jeans sees so so wet from him rubbing her he takes off her underwear with his teeth and licks her pussy*Joe: You ready baby? No Protection Full Pregnancy ?Alesha: Ugh im ready!*he slides off his jeans and boxers waits before he slides in*Joe: Okay on 3 1....2............3*slides it in her pussy starts humping her so fast*Alesha HARDER! YES! I FEEL YOU!*both Moaning**Kevin rubbing Mickies hand micky's eyes blink open*Micky: Kevin...Kevin: MICKY! OH MY GOD MICKY! YOUR OK! OH HUNNY!Micky: Kevin.... Yes...Kevin: Yes what?Micky: Yes i will marry you.. i made a mistake...*kevin smiles kisses her on her hospital bed gets really into it until micky pushes him away*Micky: Not hospital sex *laughs*Kevin: Oh right maybe when we get home.. im feeling horny you?Micky: very! i got raped... *starts crying**kevin crys too*Kevin: i know... i found you on the street... I thought you were gone....*hugs micky*Kevin: i will always be here for you baby...always..*wipes her tears**meanwhile with nick* Nick: my phone number officer is 555-9767 Officer: Alright *grabs his cell phone dials number* Officer: Hello is this Umm...Nicks parents.....Yea okay umm your son has been having Sex in a car tonight..*screaming on the cell phone*Officer: Miss calm down please..________________UH OH WILL NICK BE IN HUGE TROUBLE?WILL ALESHA GET PREGNANT AGAIN? Author: JonasStoryWriterAlye Keywords: badboy brothers chapter joe jonas kevin nick OneTrueMedia twelve Added: December 16, 2008

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If you have a friend who’s expecting, treat her to the Lil Maggie Maternity Jeans icon ($120). These dark wash, low rise jeans will her look long and lean even on those days she’s not feeling so hot. And the wide waistband will ...

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N&R:*startled*UmmmmmmmmmmGuys:WHOA!! NAT!!!T:Hey u know that this is the second time we catch u guys like this but w/o the covers on...*laughs*D:Dude ur right.. i remember that*they high five each other*Q:WOW!! im speechless u guysC:*shakes his head*A:WHAT R U GUYS DOING!!!H:Yea NAT!! GET IT!!!A:*slaps back of heathers head*What is wrong with u....H:What??*rubs head*Aw:NAT!!N:Yea?Aw:What r u doing to her?N:NothingT:Hey Alex u want me to tell uAw:Um Ok? what is he doing to herT:OK well...A:*slaps thomas in the back of his head*T:OW!!*rubs his head*What?J:EVERYONE OUT!!!Everyone:Y?J:*mad*I SAID OUT!!! NOW!!! except 4 Nat n Rosalina....Everyone:OK OK*they leave*J:*closes door*WHAT WERE U 2 THINKING!!N:What r u talking about??J:*mad*R U 2 OUT OF UR MIND... HAVING SEX AT THIS AGE..... DO U KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN ... ROSALINA COULD END UP BEING PREGNANT... U 2 R STILL IN SKOOL.... WHATS GONNA HAPPEN TO UR FUTURE... UR THE NAKED BROTHERS BAND.. DO U KNOW THE IMAGE U GUYS WILL GET IF SHE GETS PREGNANT..... HAVE U NOT THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.... U COULD HAVE AT LEAST WAITED TILL LATER ON WHEN UR MUCH N I MEAN MUCH OLDER.....N:JesseJ:N I REALLY MEAN MUCH OLDER..... LIKE 20 OR SOMETHING!!!R:Jesse...J:MAYBE EVEN OLDER....N&R:*look at each other n smile*JESSE!!!J:WHAT!!N:*gets off Rosalina*Look....J:*closes her eyes*NO IM NOT LOOKING!!!N:*laughs*open ur eyes.... J:NO!!N:*laughs*Just open them......J:OK...*opens them*N:U see... i have my clothes on n so does sheR:*gets up*We weren't doing anything....N:Nothing to worry about...*smiles*J:Nothing to worry about... Ok we have to talk about this then.... cause it sure looked like u guys were...N:*cuts her off*Jesse we already talked... me n Rosalina spoke about this already....R:Yea... there was a time where it seemed we were going there but he stopped.. .*looks at Nat n smiles* n he said he wanted to wait.. that he wanted to respect me.... n everything.. we agreed that we weren't going to go that far...*the whole time she was looking at him n smiling*N:*looks at her n smiles*N it will be that way until we r both ready to go that far....J:*sighs of relieve n hugs them*Thanks goodness..... im happy u guys r mature enough to know its wrong.....N:*laughs*Ok R:*Laughs*U can let go now Jesse.....J:*lets go*Sorry its just im so happy....N:Lets go downstairs n explain to everyone else... apparently they thought the same thing as u did Jesse..R:Yea... it isnt the first time they think that tho remember Nat...*thinks back to the pillow fight they had smiles n laughs... THAT WAS THE FIRST EPISODE I EVER MADE!! Lol*N:*also thinks back smiles n laughs*Oh yea.... come on....They go downstairs....T:*sees them*Whoa.. don't look now but here come the...... love birds..H:GO NAT!! GO NAT!! get it get it...A:*slaps heather again*U have some issues now dont u....R:*slaps heather also*Yes... she does...H:*rubs head*OW!!... n no i don't...anyways.. GO NAT!! GO NAT!!!N:*looks at her weird*What?H:U totally got that up there...R:*slaps her again but harder*He didnt get anything....H:OW!!*rubs her head*nat.. u didn't get it...R:*slaps her again*What is wrong with u....*glares at her*N:*laughs*Look guys... me n Rosalina weren't doing anything inappropriate we were just making out..R:We weren't doing what ur nasty minds were thinkingAw:WAIT!!!! WHAT WERE THEY DOING.....OMG!!!! N:What.....??Aw:U n Rosalina.... OMG!!! AHHH*runs around in a circle*N:What r u doing?Aw:Trying to run off the image that just popped in my head...AAAHHHH... GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!!!!N:What r u talking about?Aw:*still running*I never told u or anyone but.. i once kind of... sorta.. accidently.... Walked in on... mom n dad..*still running*....AAAHHHH GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!!!!Guys except Nat:*think n then start running around with Alex also*AAAAAHHHHHHHN:Really?Aw:*still running*Yea... but they never saw me... n i never told them.... AAAAHHHH SHUTUP!!! IM TRYING TO TAKE IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!....*sees the guys running also* y r u guys running?D:Dude....u put that image in our heads.. but with our parents...UGHH T:Yea man... thanks a lotH&A:*laughing at them but them think... n start running also*AAAAAAHHHHHHHR,N,&J:*start laughing*C:ITS NOT FUNNY*running*Q:Yea man... not cool...UGHH goose bumps*shivers n is running*Ray:SSHHHHH i almost got it out of my head...*thinks*NOPE!!!*runs faster*AAAAHHHHHHJ:*laughing*Wanna... go to .... the park....Guys&girls running:YES PLEASE!!!!!J:*laughing alil*OK.. get ready...*goes to her room*N&R:*laughing go to his room*R:So... do u think. we ever will go that far Nat....N:IDK.. what do u think?R:IDK either.... do u want to one day??N:........ Author: nocente17 Keywords: NBB Added: November 14, 2008

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Howdy guys! Im a complete blonde and forgot I only asked alike 12 comments for that! Bahahaa....ya'll aint laughing.... :( Well anyways, watch da video and fashion me happy with comments. XDOnward! To the conte!Chapter 18.*Jenna's POV*"Joe I dont appreciate how to proclaim you that but I..." I didnt apperceive how to say it. How can I give facts the guy that I hate that I ardency him?? Gahh!Joe blameless looked at me with curious eyes, those eyes. They'd father you fall in fervor with him alone....What am I adage?! Those eyes have the look of evil writtin all completed them! But why does it feel so sound that he looks at me?Maybe I do pash him!? Gosh."I...dont mind." I finally got out."You said that the last spell." Joe told me, half laughing carbon it was amusing."I apprehend, but I really dont distinguish!""Would that chicken feed your mind?" he asked.Joe leaned in and kissed me. I could feel his tounge on my lips, and I finally let him in. He slipped his tounge into my mouth and we danced. It was magical, not resembling any of his kisses before. that changed my whole perspective.Joe pulled away and looked at me with an expectant face."Well?" he asked me.I thought for a moment."Your too admirable of a kisser." I told him and kissed him recurrently for about a minute."So uhm does that mean you partiality me?" he asked me breathlessly.I nodded."WHOOHHOO!" Joe yelled as he jumped up and danced and I started laughing histerically."What?" he asked me.Between laughs I managed to get out. "Your naked."Joe looked down and next grabbed something else blanket and I started busting out laughing encore."Its not funny." he whined. I upright nodded.[Ok guys that is gonna be normal POV for a little while]A week succeeding Joe and Jenna were going gigantic, but they still hadn't told Mr. & Mrs. Jonas about their secret forbidden partiality. Well it wasn't really forbidden but would perhaps be frowned upon.Joe and Jenna were at a skate ring and were having a blast. Joe fell about a dozen times and Jenna laughed and helped him up almost everytime.Jenna was onseting to not feel exceptional so she asked Joe if he could jaunt her residence."Yea babe, are you ok?" he asked Jenna."Uh yea my stomach ethical hurts, a lot." she replied.They got out into the parking lot and started seeing for the car. Joe had his arm ancient history Jenna's waste and was walking with her."Joe..." Jenna said."What, whats wrong?" he asked."IM GONNA!" Jenna managed to get out before she turned and barfed all completed the concrete."Oh my God Jen are you ok?" he asked her. (Well thats a stupid question pshh)"Yeah yeah I'm attractive I'm scrupulous barfing my guts out for the heck of it!" she yelled at him."Whoa don't get mad at me! Mrs. Mood Swing." Joe flashed back at her."Joe. Wait a minute. Throwing up. A mood swing which I really didnt mean, Im sorry baby." she sympathized to Joe. "Oh no no no no no!" Joe yelled."Get me to the nearest pharmacy with a bathroom and quick!" she told him and he led her to the car.When they got to the pharmacy Jenna grabbed a pregnancy evaluation and went to the bathroom (jeeze dont mortals pay anymore?)."Well what does it say?" Joe asked her."It says....Why are you in the girls bathroom!!!!" she sarcastically yelled at him."Because I yen to fuckin see if your pregnant! Thats why!" he shot back.Jenna paused for a few moments, waiting for the tester to respond."Well...It says that Im...."BAM!Mwuahahaha arent I evil.I realize BUT next one will be worth waiting for! XDI hate cliffhangers they aint square funny but hey! I cant support it!I would cherishing to have 15 comments til I post the next one. Which should be no problem cuz you guys are AMAZING. XD Oh, control out xocalliegurlxo . She's got a mammoth BAD BOY JB gag! Its so addicting! additionally review out JoBrosRule93 and xBxoJoBrolovrxo !!! They rock!Amor y PazJessiJonas Author: DJDangersJessiJane Keywords: Brothers Horse Joe Jonas Kevin Love Nick OneTrueMedia Pregnancy Story Added: October 19, 2008

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At The Hospital:Nick: its going to be fineJessica: I hopeDoctor: Jessica?Jessica: here! Come on nick (the go in)Doctor: so you want to know if your pregnant right?Jessica: yesDoctor: ok let me do an ultrasound (puts the jelly on her stomach and rubs a thing all over it) uhmmJessica: so?Doctor: I am proud to say that your not pregnantNick: o thank god!Jessica: thank you doctor (goes outside) ??: Jess?Jessica: what are you doing here?Elise: I uhmmKevin: we are here to get a pregnancy testNick: oh so were weKevin: WHAT?!Nick: relax we arent okKevin: Nicholas Jerry Jonas!Elise: come on baby (pulls Kevin into the room)Doctor: hello Elise how are you feeling?Elise: still like I did when I talked to you this morningDoctor: ok (puts the jelly on her and rubs the thing over) uhmKevin: so?Doctor: Elise I am proud to say that you are pregnant Elise: (looks at Kevin) Kevin: (kisses her)Doctor: I am going to have you come back in a 4 months to see how it is goingElise: ok thank you (gets up and hugs Kevin) They Walk OutJessica: so?Elise: Im PregnantJessica: (in shock) omg (hugs her)Elise: I am actually happyKevin: come onJessica: (stands there with her arms crossed)Nick: what babe?Jessica: why cant we be like them?Nick: are you saying that you wanted to be pregnant?Jessica: Yes No I Dont Know!Nick: are you ok?Jessica: its youNick: me?Jessica: ever since what Brittney did you have been acting werid like you didnt love meNick: I do love youJessica: okNick: come on homecoming is in 3 hoursJessica: okAt The Homecoming DanceNick: you look beautiful Jessica: thanks (she is wearing a red strapless dress that goes to the ground) Nick: want to go make out?Jessica: whoa! I want to have fun tonight nickNick: ok now?Jessica: IS MAKING OUT ALL YOU THINK ABOUT?!Nick: whoa!Jessica: I need a drink (walks away)Nick: what the hellJessica: (looks over and sees Joe and Katie Dancing and having a great time) (a/n Kevin and Elise ended up not going) Jessica: (thinking: why cant nick be like Joe?) Jessica: (walks back over to Nick)Nick: whats wrong with you?Jessica: sorry I yelled at youNick: (kisses her) its okJessica: (smiles) Announcer (A): Is everyone having fun?Everyone: YES!A: Its Time For Homecoming King and QueenEveryone: YES!A: (picks the freshman king and queen and is at Sophomore) and The King and Queen of The Sophomore Class is NICK AND JESSICA!Jessica: (looks at nick smiling)Nick: come on (grabs her hand and pulls her on stage)Jessica: (sees Joe looking at her and smiles at him) Joe: (smiles backJessica and nick get their crowns and walk to the side of the stageA: and for Junior class. JOE AND KATIE!Joe: (walks with Katie Up to the Stage, they get their things and walk to the side)A: ok And Senior Elise and Kevin who are not here tonight but they still get the award. Now pictures!The four of them get in a line like this Katie, Joe, Jessica, Nick. Jessica: (puts her arms around joe and Nick and feels Joe putting his soft hands on her back lower then nick) (thinks: am I falling for Joe?) A: (takes the pictures)Jessica: (while dancing with nick) (sees Joe looking at her)Joe: (smiles at her)Jessica: (smiles back)Nick: who are you smiling at?Jessica: you sillyNick: no Jessica: (pulls him over) nick can we go upstairs? (they are at a hotel)Nick: (takes her hand) sure babyWhat will happen next read part 2 it will be out after school. Author: DirtyJoebrosStories Keywords: Jonas Gone Bad Added: November 10, 2008

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A lot of my clothes have been chosen or bought by my mom for me. A handful by hubby (who’s got more clothes and pairs of footwear than I do). I can’t shop alone; I always need “professional” advice. Which would be, for the most part, ...

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Nick: where the heck have you moth-eaten?! I covered for you but mom was still worried!Kevin: shhh! *put his finger closed his mouth* Samanthas asleep!Nick: ?!?!?Kevin: shh!Nick: dude its equal 4:30! I die for an specification!Kevin: ok me and Samantha got married! Thats all! She is now Samantha Elaine Jonas!Nick:*his mouth dropped* married? No ceremony? No playmates? everything? No particular ANYTHING? No uh feeling?Kevin: well yea, its legal and well I- dude im 20 im old acceptable to marry!Nick: oh unfaltering you are and you still are retarded coz now mom is gonna flip! She was at MY wedding and she got emotional and now shes not at yours, her OLDEST BOY! *he whisper yelled in his face*Kevin: well at least your not proposing to wake the dead anymore!! Now I only-Nick: DUDE!! SHE IS GONNA KILL YOU! YOU reliable RAN OFF AND GOT ELOPED AND DIDNT TEL HER!!Kevin: shh!! God dude chill!*Samantha stirred a little and he looked nervously down at her before continuing*Kevin: now listen well have a indubitable, well I guess youd say irrefutable since its already ended, wedding and have mom and everyone there, but you grasp what that means right?Nick: uh yea no blabbing and no sex!Kevin:*laffed* exactly, but you have. HAVE to stay quiet! If mom fix out she either be crushed or mad.. Maybe bothNick: ok, well*looked down at Samantha. She WAS beautiful but in a sister welcome way* do you cherishing her?Kevin:*sighed* yes, SO muchNick: well I guess its ok thenKevin: do you idolatry Lea?Nick: now you differentiate THATS a stupid question. False pregnancy, bad bf issues, emotional breakdowns, Miley, and were still togetherThey laffed and Nick looked up to Lea, she was first steping to wake upLea: Nick?Nick: see ya!!!!!*he whirled out as quickly as possible**walked into the separate room in the room if that arranges sense.. Lol*Kevin: hmm he was eager I wonder.*he heard giggling and something hitting the wall next the shower* oh god ew! Guys!Samantha: mhhm?Kevin:*went down to her level* hey babe, u ok?Samantha: yeaa. Ugh my arm!*she held her wrists*Kevin: wut is it hun?*pryed her arm away from her chest to examine it* OH MY GOD!!Samantha: OW GOD!! KEVIN knock off IT STOP!! *she tried to take her hands back but Kevin held them still, struggling to see them through the dark*Kevin: OH MY GOD!! ITS- OH MY GOD! *jumped up, gathering her toward the bathroom*Kevin:*ran into the bathroom, forgetting Nicks eager-ness. He saw lots of steam anon Nick kissing Lea against the wall of the shower moaning naked IN her feeling her ass and chest.(dirtiest sentence iv EVER typed haha) Nick moaned loudly as Lea hit him telling him to get off*Nick: OH YESS!! I NO UR ENJOYING IT!! STOP FIGHTING IT!! UHH!!Lea: NO U DUMBFUCK!! KEVIN!!!*haha Nicholas look its Kevin!!! Haha watch Nicholas look its megan and ull get it! Haha*Nick: UH!! GOD HE WONT ken!!Lea:*shoved him off* GOD UR RETARDED!! NICK!! SHES BLEEDING!!!Nick: WHOA! UR BLEEDING?! U DIDNT SAY IT WAS UR-Lea:*grabbing a towel* oh my god, ur an idiot!! Samantha, u ok?!Samantha:*crying and digging at her bleeding wrists* NO!!Nick: OH MY GOD IM NAKED!!Lea: NO DIP!! *threw some jeans at him* COVER UP BONER BOY!!!Nick: OH MY GOD SHES BLEEDING!!!Kevin: U strict REALIZED THAT?!Nick: KINDA!! I WAS DISTRACTED BY LEAS HOTT BOD, THE FACT THAT IM NAKED, AND MY AMZING LITTLE CREATION!!! *pointing down*Kevin: OH YOU SICK LITTLE FUCK!!! *pulled out some towels and put them ancient history Samanthas increasingly bloody wrists* we have to get to a hospital!!Nick: oh my god ok but I be poor CLOTHES!!Lea:*smiled sexily at him* no you dontNick:*looked back at her with the similarly expression* oh I dont?Kevin: EW! YOU SEX FREAKS!! fixate!!Samantha: OW!! *my wrists bled more, what tha hell?!*Kevin: oh my god im sorry!! *loosened his grip on her wrists*Nick and Lea:*rushed out and grabbed some clothes, and of unfolding you could see Nicks proud creation through his pants*Nick:*as they got in the van and started off the street lights barely lit up the back seat where Lea and him sat. he put his arm closed worried Lea* you discern im so proudLea: why?Nick: uh hello?! 9 INCHES IS A BIG DEAL!! *he laughed*Lea:*laughed too*Denise: whats so funny?Nick: *smiled down at Lea* oh my enormous-Lea: NICK!Denise: huh?Nick: my umm.. Uhh uh.. Umm.. Uh never mindDenise: umm Nick?Nick: yea?Denise: you uh ok?Nick: yea. Ok Lea she requirements to knowLea: the size or-Nick:*laughed* no, the spare thingLea:*thinking of something completely different* yea she doesNick: ok mom here it is. wut?! Author: NICKJIZHOTT12 Keywords: Jonas Story Ch. 56 NICK?!?!?!?! Added: October 5, 2008

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For those who don't know, Ranma ½ is the story of a boy who is cursed to turn into a girl when splashed with cold water. As the title suggests, this project explores a controversial subject among fans - Ranma getting pregnant.This is not going to be an audio production. Instead, Ranma ½ will be animated through original manga still-images and voice overs, music and sound effects.AUDITION LINES FOR AVAILABLE CHARACTERS AND CAMEOSNodoka Saotome: "Such a generous thought, Akane dear, but I think there are those out there who need this more than us."Soun Tendo: "Genma said he had a son! I assumed his son would be a boy!"Cologne: "Hmmm. I had a feeling that would be the case. Well, Shampoo's not going to like this."Ryoga Hibiki: "Don't worry; I know another way out of here. Bakusai Tenketsu!"Happosai: "WhaHaHo! What a haul! What a haul! What a- Hello!"Maomolin the Ghost Cat: "You're still the most beautiful girl I've ever seen! Won't you be my bride!"Hinako Ninomiya (child): "Attention students! Time for class! We're gonna have fun today!"Hinako Ninomiya (adult): "If there is one thing I hate more than delinquints, it's women being portrayed as sexual objects."Picolet Chardon III: "But before I say au revoir, please accept this as a token of my blessing."Hikaru Gosenguki: "Err, here are the next batch of spicy photos, Mistress"Herb: "I am surrounded by perverted idiots!"The following characters don't require any specific voice, apart from sounding the specified age.School Boy#1-14: "Whoa, congratulations Who's the father? When's the baby due?"Age: 16-18Girl #1-7: "Wow, the rumours are true! The pig-tailed girl did get pregnant!"Age: 16-18School nurse: "I'm prescribing you some medication to stop the vomiting. For now, I think it's best you go home and get some rest."Age: mid 30sLunch Lady: "No cutting in! Go to the back of the line!"*Age: 40sStore Clerk (pharmacy): "So hot thing, been messing around with guys?"*Age: 25-27Receptionist (music store): "Err, out the back..."*Age: 20s, 30s.*PLEASE NOTE: these characters have only one line in the project, what you see is what you get.Storeowner (Everything Girly Lady's Shop): "Anything else I can get you, Miss?"Age: Late 20sMan in Bathroom #2: "What kind of guy would be seen in a place like this?"Age: Late 20s, Early 30sNurse: "Calm down sir, is this her firstborn?"Age: 30sBystander: "Did you just see a panda carrying a girl on his shoulder, and a group of people behind them run past?"Age: early 40sReceptionist (Dr. Tofu Ono's clinic): "I'm sorry, sir. We don't allow animals in here."Gender: FemaleAge 30sPriest: "If anyone knows of any reason why these two should not join, speak now or forever hold your peace."Age: 50s Author: WhiteJarrah Keywords: Ranma Saotome Pregnancy Pregnant Preggers Bun In The Oven Ranma's Declaration of Motherhood auditions Jarrah White Added: November 10, 2008

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Pic's of Joe and Demi's condo in the vid!Demi:Selena!I thought you were dead!How WHen where who?Selena:*smiles*It wasn't me!Demi:*hugs her*Joe:*walks in*Hey Demi Hey Sel Hey NickDemi:Umm Joe?Joe:*tuns around*Wha--*eyes widen*AAAAAAAAHHHHH GHOST!!!!!!*runs upstairs agnate a frightened little girl*Selena:*yelling up the stairs*Joe!!!Come down hereJoe:*upstairs*Its talking to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Demi:Joe!Its Selena!Not a ghost!Joe:*comes downsatirs all coollike*Pssh...I knew thatDemi:*raises one eyebrow*MMhmSelena:I the hots that roost!!!!!1Demi:kool,huh?Selena:Totally!Demi:You wanna see the coolest slab?Selena:Totaly!Demi:*takes her upstairs and opens a random ddor*The extra bedroom you'll be staying inSelena:Seriously!?!?!?!?*hugs her*Demi:Its all yours!Selena:Awww thanks!Joe:Can we go watch t.v.?Demi:*nods*comeon guys*They go downstairs on the couch*Joe:*turns on the t.v. and it's Nancy Grace*Demi:Oh kool!I idolatry that shine!!!Selena:Me too!Its awesome!*30 mins.later*Nancy Grace:(on the t.v. duh!)Lets take a quick moment to remember Miss Selena Gomez whom was tragically killed two wees ago.*Everyone looks down*Demi:Sel?Selena:yeah?Demi:Whe ae you gonna mention somebody you're alive?Selena:*shugs*Now I guess*starts dailing*Nancy grace:We will now be taking calls we'll go to line for from Selena in California Hello SelenaSelena:(Sel Gomez LOL)Hi that is Selena GomezNancy:*mouth drops open*I'm sorry I must have misunderstood did you say Selena GOMEZ???Selena:YeahNancy:As in DEAD Selena GomezSelena:Actually i'm not dead,it was virtuous somebody that looked consonant meNancy:*in shock*Thankyou for rat race Selena*hangs up*Whoa!*Everyone laughs*Demi:*feels sick*(but not double normal sick)OH NO!Joe,NickandSel:What?(Keep in mind Aaden and Alexis are now 1 yr. old*)Demi:*terrified*I conclude I hanker to go to the storeJoe:Umm ok i'll jaunt you Nick,Sel can you saty with the babies?Nick:Yea*At the Store**Joe and Demi walk in*Demi:*walks up to the rack wher there are pregnancy tests*Joe:*eyes widen*What are you execution??Demi:*picks up the control and doesn't reply**to the cashier hands her the test*Cashier:$2.83Demi:*gives her the salary and gets the bag**they go home*Demi:*runs upstairs*--15 mins. later--Demi:*upstairs*NO!!!!!!!!!NOT come Again!!!Joe:*Looks at Sel and Nick**runs upstairs*_________________________________________Whats wrong with Demi?Why was Joe so worried?I be schooled its short!tell me what ya sense of their BEAUTIFUL bungalow??? Author: MileyFan10011 Keywords: jemi Love Nelena OneTrueMedia Pregnant Story Added: September 23, 2008

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Ok well i have decided that i will try to post everyday. but congenerous today will be marriage life and tomorrow will be a jonas amity. and it keeps going and going! Well now to the statement. As we left off with kylie kissing nick with her arms over his neckNick: *keeps to kiss Kylie*Kylie: *breaks away* Ah man Im tired. Night!Nick: Ok?Kylie: Sorry. Darn pregnancy hormones keep changing. One moment I wanna kiss you and the next I am tired. ZZZZzzzzzzSo Nick turned his i-pod on and started to listening to songs. After a while he sat up and his clock said 2:30. Kylie walked through the door in her bra and underwear and got in the bed and cuddled up right next to Nick and fell asleep. before long he woke up with his ipod on. He looked at the clock. It said midnight. He looked ancient history and saw Kylie with her arms encompassing his torso sleeping peacefully. As he looked down he saw he was a little happy. He tried to get out of Kylies grip but she woke up when he got out of the bed.Kylie: Where are you going?Nick: To the bathroom. I have to go integer t-Kylie: TmiNick: Well you asked *walks out the door and goes back 5 minutes downstream when he finally calmed down* WhoaNick went to sleep newly. that infinity his dream was kinda... odd. He was sleeping. He had a full grown beard and he was well ancient history 300 pounds. Kylie, who was imaginably 90pounds came in and put a baby next to him. She told him that. "Here take your damn child. Im leaving you forever. Dont try to get me back world i already have someone else husband." And with that she left. With that he woke upNick: Dang. 7 already! Whoa I hope I never retroversion out to be equal that. Grouchy and mean.Kylie: Finally your awake! GeeshNick: Yea. I dont have anything to do.Kylie: O hey they fired me. Something about it is too hard to slavery with a belly and stuff. So they virtuous fired me. I guess I can equitable stay bungalow now.Nick: Wait they fired you from the nurse job or the tune job?Kylie: Nurse. O well I dont uninterrupted care anymore. They can go screw off.Nick: Yea. Hey are Joe and Kiera haunt yet?Kylie: Yea they came mansion at approximative 1 last night when i woke up and couldnt get to sleep. I have square up since next and i still am not tired.So Kylie didnt fall asleep till relating 4 in the post meridian.FF 3 1/2 monthes laterKylie was huge! It was hard decent for her to walk let alone pack for the doctors. Tomorrow was the due period for baby one. She had to have a c-section since the babies would be born on distant days. If she went into labor baby two would be 2 monthes early. After Kylie had packed for the doctors Nick had walked in the door with Chinese food.Nick: Hey is that food ok? How are you? Are they kicking? Are you packed?Kylie: YesfinesometimesandyesNick and Kylie eat dinner again go to sleep. They had to get up early for tomorrow. At about 4:30 Kylie woke up. The bed was soaked. Shit. Kylie: Nick wake up.Nick: Ill get the pizza in 14 minutes mommyKylie: NICK! WAKE UP!Nick: Wha? Whats wrong?Kylie: My water brokeOH SNAP! DID KYLIES WATER BREAK OR DID NICK WET THE BED? HAHA THAT SOUNDS FUNNY! WILL KYLIE HAVE TO DELIVER EARLY? asset OUT IN CHAPTER 18 POSTED ON apparently TUESDAY! Author: beezil2013 Keywords: 17 Chapter Life Marriage OneTrueMedia Added: September 1, 2008

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ignore the video. and sry the others didn't have selfsame ch.3 and ch.4 on it. all day Adrean was feeling sick so the teacher sent her to the school nurseA: hi...um...do i evidence in?N: yeah, soon after sit down on that chair*points to a chair*A: ok*signs the paper and sits down*N: ok...*puts a thermotoer in her mouth*no fever.....you don't feel warm...oh...i feel self-confident these simptomsA: what's the matter with me?N: here. go to that bathroom, see the instructions and come back here in ten minutes with thatA: ok....wait...is that a......pregnancy proof? I'm not pregnant! i can assure you that I'm not pregnant! its presumably trustworthy a cold or something..N: strict do it.A: beautiful.In the bathroomA: ok...five minutes is almost up*looks down to see a (+) sign* oh god..comes back ten minutes downstream cryingN: thank you...don't come againA: subtle! gosh...*goes to her locker and calls Nick*A: nick?N: what?A: um...last night.....its a blur right?N: yeah...but I mean whats the matter?A: Nick....I'll command you someother shift....come finished to my cave after 3 ok?N: ok..*worried*after school Adrean turns on TV to see that The Secret Life of the American Teenager was onA: put down th remote NOWputs down the remoteNick attains to her door..then sits down infront of the TVN: um...can i pin money the channel?A: no Nick...this is kinda large....and that occurrence relates to it.N: ok....*has no clue*A: Nick....today when I came into school i was really sick...and....um...the teacher sent me to the nurse and um...she made me go to the bathroom...and take a prelim.....and um.....well...lets decent say that I'm having a baby.N: WHAT?!?!A: Nick...please don't get mad....it was an accendent! we didn't mean to do it!N: i gotta leave that locate...A: uhh..Nick walks out and Adrean goes into her kitchen with her momA: uh..mom...is it bad to have sex...?M: yes....why?A: through um....just wondering...sorry..M: is something wrong hunny?A: yeah...but it blameless at school...its not a big deal..M: c'mon let be read me!A: mom...now that is virtuous a question....M: ok..A: what would you do if you were a grandma same..say in 9 months?M: prepare!A: ok...M: but what did you longing to hand me?A: *takes a deep breath*I'm pregnantM: is that for school or something?A: *shakes her head*M: next whats it for?A: something...its for um...real life i guess...M: so you really are....pregnant? with who's baby? how profuse weeks are you? your step-dad won't comparable that..A: mom...I honorable institute out today....and um...i credit its um...Nick'sM: whats the background of that guy?A: well...um...lets even-handed say his last surname rhymes with...um...*whispering*Jonas, Smonas, Ponas, Donas, Onas..*out loud*ok...i can't come up with a rhyme...his last surname is........Jonas.whoa...whats her mom gonna say?? Author: maloneco Keywords: Brothers Jonas OneTrueMedia Added: September 7, 2008

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