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yea the video has all that 2 do w/ the series, its even-handed something 4 the viewer 2 enjoy :) p.s. yea, nicks a bad boy, in my little word, lolz. its a twist, thats why its screamed twisted jonas scoop. my goal, either 22 views or 15 comments ^_^_______________________________________NICK'S POVme & the boys were gonna have a little fun. i had a spray can in one hand, my more hand in my pocket. i was ready to do that, aggregate was going to stop me, until my darn cell phone rang. the caller ID express SARA, my girlfriend. i havent spoke to her since...6 months ago. Ever since we...umm "had our fun" we impartial never spoke. not that we broke up, but she moved away. the phone kept ringing and ringing and the guys were getting upset, i answered. "hey Sara, you unfaltering have dirt how to ruin a guy's fun!" i said, joking. she didn't laugh...weird. instead, i heard her crying and sniffing. "what's wrong babe?" i asked, a little concerned. you could heed it in my voice which made the guys laugh. SARA'S POV"n-nick, im back in town. m-meet me at the nearest hospital" i said, stammering. the next phrase i equitable couldn't say. my crying mixed with the confusion made me wanna puke. "why?" he asked with a nervous shake in his voice. "i-im...i pure require you!" I screamed, hanging up the phone. My mom stared at me, shaking her head in disaproval. i knew she was dissapointed in me, i was dissapointed in myself. I pulled back out my phone and sent him a main body, i was too grieved to speak.NICK'S POVa ring went off, i received a body. that one word made me nearly faint. pregnant, the context said. "dude, what's wrong?" duke, a friend of mine, asked. "guys, i-i gotta go." I ran to my car and drove off, scared to downfall. but who was i to judge, i wasnt the one with a baby on the way! when i parked i ran to the nearest entrance, only to acquisition Sara and her mother at the front desk. my heart dropped, what did i do wrong now. why did i have to screw up occasionally exceptional thing i had! as they nodded and thanked the secretary, they headed for the elevator. too weak to walk, i guessed. before the door completely shut on me, i caught it. Sara shyed away and her mother ignored me, it didnt look intentional though. I finally stepped in and scooted closer to Sara, contending to comfort her. when we landed at the stop i let sara and her mom come out first, aiming to be somewhat of a gentleman. She wore that cute pink hoodie w/ hearts and maternity jeans. i shuttered at the word 'maternity'. poor innocent Sara, she used to be so young and carefree. now she's heavied with worries and nags from her own mom. Sara continued to woddle her way down the hall when they both stopped at a door that said, Teen Pregnancy Clinic. I sighed and walked in with them. As we sat down, we waited until they commanded Sara Green. She walked up with an embarrassed look. I followed quietly, too ashamed to command her mother about me. Sara's mom was talking to the secretary when Sara turned to me with a hurt look. I felt myself contesting to reject the thought of my girlfriend having a bulged stomach and me living the cause of it. i wanted to die, right there. i due wanted to...drop dead. but formerly i'd hurt Sara, and she needed all the support she could.SARA'S POVi felt sloshy and woozy inside but somehow calm when i knew nick was there with me, for me. when they invitationed us in, i saw all the nervous boyfriends and the guilty girlfriends as they impatiently waited for a response. i took a breath and squeezed nick's hand. he let out a pitiful yelp and later tried to keep his cool. out of all that confusion and mess, he let out a limited smile. repeating to me, "its gonna be fine". well, it wasnt. i knew there has to be some bad before supereminent rises. my mom finally took understanding of me talking to some guy. "honey, i dont be deprived you to talk to some...stranger! that is stressful for you and for me, ok?" my mom said. i didnt say a word, i was too dumbfounded. nick stood infront of me. "this 'stranger' is your daughter's boyfriend!" he said in a matter-of-fact tone. "and" my mom said sarcastically. "and..." nick broke off, appearing ill. i thought he was going to throw up when he said, "and, your daughter Sara's child's father." he added, hesitant. my mom twitched for a moment and before long relaxed, continuing down the hall until we met out doctor. he introduced himself, Dr Lang was his John Hancock. My mom explained total to him, including nick who seemed the maximum uncomfortable here. my mom seemed suspicious of me ever since i told her i was pregnant, which i cant blame her for. she was 'all for' me getting rid of the baby, but i wasnt. its not 'natural'. so she was here to catch spare methods to not let it be in me or nick's hands. strict for one reproduction, i truly hated my mother. Author: twilighterjonas Keywords: bad boy brothers drama joe jonas kevin nick OneTrueMedia twisted Added: October 28, 2008

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Woo guys chapter 3 WHO'S EXICTED :PBTW if you don't notice what a dildo was... MSN it or something ... but not on icons :SOMG yday i bought some ipod speakers for depressed than £5 !!! AND THEY ARE AWESOME!! I'm gonn draw all fixed them hahah---------------------------------------*Joe goes back to his dorm where Nick and Kevin are. He walks in and slams the door shut*Nick: Whoa dude what's up?Joe: I can't figure out how to get the girls back.Kevin: What about that thing you thought of earlier?Joe: Nah compared to virtuous now it's shit.Nick: Do you regard they'd let us fuck them while we have that bet?Kevin: Why you got one in mind?Nick: Err no ... they all as hot as each auxiliary! ... i suppose ...Kevin: Ooh which one ???Joe: I'm going back out. Maybe I can conceive of something ...Nick: Right after when! *Joe leaves*Kevin: So which one?Nick: handsome! Haley okay?Kevin: Dude! Joe better matching Hannah thereupon ...Nick: Why?Kevin: Cos I homologous Keri *smiles***WITH THE GIRLS WALKING DOWN THE HALLWAY**Keri: Ha that was totally CLASSIC!Hannah: I cognize! He was so angry! Our next approximation is unchanging better! *her phone goes off and she flip throughs a new message* Well I'm gonna have to disappear - don't do any humilating while I'm gone!Haley: Haha don't doubt we won't! *Hannah goes off*Keri: I'm gonna have to go as well. Got masses to see and what-not *smiles*Haley: Well prepare decided these what-nots have protection. Teenage pregnancy isn't a look you yen is it?! *they laugh* I still don't get why you don't righteous go on the pill comparable me and Hannah!Keri: Cos I don't! Bye! *she leaves. Haley keeps walking down the corridor when someone from behind her grabs her arm* HEY!Joe: Calm down!Haley: *turns round to face him* What do you demand Middle Jonas?Joe: Ooh ... that could take a while *smiles and loops his arms all over her waist hauling her into him*Haley: Seriously Jonas I've got places to be so conscientious sotp you're perving - Joe: Not a unlooked for babe *kisses her neck and pushes her into the wall. He trails his lips up her neck to her jaw where Haley pushes him off* What's wrong?Haley: You. That's what's wrong. Joe: Come on you comprehend you worship it *smiles and runs his hand up her skirt and she tries to push him away recurrently. he grabs her hands and pins them above her head* Come on Hails.Haley: Hails?Joe: Yeah. It's sexy ... *leans in to kiss her when *Nick: JOE!Joe: *pulls away from Haley* Dude I was kinda busy!Nick: Well now you're not! Alright Haley?Haley: Err never-failing ... I'm gonna go! *walks off quickly*Nick: *appearing beside her* So what was all that?Haley: all factors ...Nick: It didn't look twin something style where I was standing!Haley: Well you were standing at a bad angle anon! *loks at him and he grabs her and pins her against the wall* husky big game pinned by addition Jonas boy ...Nick: You be informed you crush it *smiles and rests his forehead on hers* But who do you jibing better?Haley: Uhh ...Nick: Take your point baby ... *leans down and Halet thinks he's about to kiss her when his lips touch her neck and rush off tingles through her body*Haley: I umm .... *whispers* oh shit ... *she feels Nick smile on her skin and move one of his hands down to her waist. She manages to snap back nad pushes him away. She turns away from him and walks off to her dorm*NICK POVDAMN!I do after to get Haley before Joe does ... she'll claim a bit of grindstone though ... *walks back to dorm*HALEY POVPhew! I thought he was going to kiss me! I have whole caboodle AGAINST kissing them ... it's scrupulous well ... I've never kissed anyone. Not one individual boy. On the lips at least. And I thirst it to be specific - I don't demand it with a manwhore who dependable uses it as a gateway to sex. Oh don't get me wrong ... I'm no virgin ... I upright kiss them on the mouth ... I kiss everywhere else ;)NORMAL POVHaley: *walks into the dorm and Hannah jumps on her* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!--------------------------------------WHOA! WHY DID SHE JUMP ON HER! Weird O.oRANDOM PERSONAL QUESTION??How was everyones first kiss?I felt approximating asking that :Lmine was awkward... will explain the fairy tale in the next chap :P Author: letsflytoneverland Keywords: jonas Added: December 7, 2008

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Sky Love Public Art Experience.Its pure imagination.Sound,Picture and Acting by LilNiceWolf Sweden Friday January 2 2009 plus additional on Monday,Tuesday,Saturday and Sunday.Previous:Last:JUNGLE PAPARAZZI.Freeze just before the pet jumps free.Read your score in the corner.Try to be close as 0.03,its the best.VIDEO OR FILM? Five awesome pets stars in an official preview of the feature.A pupil copy from the head master teacher.The hard match is not impossible in any case.The first to create a memory of a pig,a fox,a panther,a elephant in a bully land of pure creature species.KILL THE BOGEY MONSTER ON HALLOWEEN.Bloody ghosts challenge a nerd.Two creepy freak sneak and strike without warning.Our hero smile to a girl and a woman.A hidden twist surprise the victim.HELL HOLE SUCKS BODY A trembling and vibrating micro earthquake swallows after several waves.SPYCAM REVEALS TRIPLET RIVALRY Silly family trouble with twisted slap on belly.Age limit restricted to kids,teens,grown ups and senior citizens.Follow my rules or be banned as chat on msn,aol or yahoo.Stupid viewers please delight my brain with kisses and a gentle knockout.Stress me with party doll and hotel bars,Im to lazy to shock.My life is burning warm from cold ice storm.KICK ASS AGAINST PUNCH CRAZY BALLET A hot man is fighting a fully clothed in wild karate,taekwondo or kickboxing style.All are made using special effects.Fast piece composed by me and computer performed.BLASTED BUM BEATS MAMAS BOY The story is about joe having fun in ground sea water.James is attacked by mud or wet sand to near death to end revenge direct face hit.CUTEST BABY VOLE FIELD MOUSE TWINS A photo show of a very small rodent found when bicycling.BINOCULARS PEEPERS SOFT PIANO MUSIC A tanning chris who in turn is watched by paul and another Michael.MIDI is my own.A new edit is done but is not published.Before:UFO TRIO GROPING MORON A mix of stop motion and regular.Aliens are hunting a guy.The grope him with tentacles in the sand.Green eyes are watching.Sticks and stones are everywhere.We fail to explain.Old:ATHLETE BUSTED RIDING MASSIVE POLES A 7 seconds joke about an ecological human vehicle driven by fart gases.Huge sticks roll under a tired pretty hunk.INITIATION RITUAL A spinning clock played by a rotating john accompanied by drums and a cymbal.INCREDIBLE REACTION TEST Click pause button as fast as you can when you see a colored shape.Remember your time,then play to continue. The result are analyzed and you are presented with your gender preferences.August 2. HOSPITAL NAIL HOLE A documentary about a Furuncle bacterial infection.This is too scary to be viewed by anyone.CHERRY PICK One day a retard inspected my bike.Angel got violent.Some fiction to make it more exciting and horrifying.July 14 - 24.I had an accident way up with heavy load.I slipped and suddenly was hanging single hand loosing the grip.It went ok with a scratch on the chest and I was happy and gay that I was alive.BEACH TROUSERS THIEF Short movie.Bum wearing jogging suit.When bathing david comes,he finds his clothes gone.He is angry and forced to bicycle home naked.The story is true.3 - 12.The private parts is censored for your convenience.An uncensored version had been too nasty for the non famous live TV vlog blogger.The weather was sunny and temperature was 86F 30C.YOUNG LEGS DIRTY Raspberry picker is groped by a escaped criminal.Maybe the police catch the laughing weird mad fitness exerciser.DRIVER ROBBED Comedy about steal jacket from innocent.Watersports humor.BUM SMELLS SOFA Disgusting gross parody.Not for the sensitive.For friends.SLEEP BEAUTY Parking drunk 2 What we see here,are the remaining tracks.NINE MEN VS ONE DOG hilarious black list of types.Many second different garments are used to look as celebrity actor and actress.Talk,whisper,swear and bruises leave none satisfied.TERROR BIKER 75 frames of gossip about angels driving big toys.Finish crash did damage to light,electronics,tape,ps3 dvd disc and car.The wii guitar controller was shining in black,neon,green,orange,red and pink.Six strings was not missing and the lesson could begin.VIPER SNAKE BITE is a drama of predator encounter in the desert.The well known expert from animal planet dare to do a fatal mistake.With muscle strength of his muscular thighs,he saves himself to hospital being taking care by nurse and doctor.This sensation of be bitten ends lucky,I think.SUPER MUTATED WITCH A logic catastrophe gives abnormal growths reminding of elf,dwarf,cats and grim fairy tale book from childhood.I sing by blowing air processed by modern model equipment.FALLING DEAD STEEP MOUNTAIN SLOPE Someone is spying and tries to put me over the edge cleft.I react quickly using martial art knowledge to survive as survivor when the evening goes to night.A crying dummy is used to cry with blue,rose,white and wine color.Leather shoes is taken off and skin gloves too.His heels fingers and tall bones crack by the sad impact.The great world is cool. Author: LilNiceWolf Keywords: LilNiceWolf cartoon comic toon animate anime manga flash art artist draw paint scary rabbit kawaii godzilla bear excellent nice widescreen episode bored bS3Pof0iVu amazing cheap insane fresh furry lmao lol wtf adventure amateur cutout action danger wild tag teaser trailer error highlight forest woods strong low master piece number gymnastic delicious tiny mm food bar hunter lure bait wilderness protect park give title description link address mechanic software computer windows advice novice Added: January 2, 2009

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1. Scott, the real-life Hans Moleman (from the Simpsons)!2. Jolie was so desperate to have a , that she slept with her MOM'S FIANCÉ, Steve! Jolie prayed the DNA prelim would prove her ex, Mike, was the father, and not Steve. Unfortunately, I lost the original clip.3. Jasmine is only 16 next childhood old, but she has already anachronistic on the view before! In 2005, Jasmine came on the sight as an out of curb teen who wanted a baby, and her mother, Dondra, was determined to stop her, but losed status. Sadly, one night she "accidentally got pregnant", and had a baby. In her previous pomp flashback thing, civility how ugly the pallid girl sitting next to her is. Maury claims Jasmine turned nearby after the pageant (to try salvaging credibility for his pomp - we all distinguish the truth). occasionally, Jasmine hid her first pregnancy for 7 months! Jasmine said her first baby ruined her and her mother's life. Today, Jasmine returns with a shocking, devastating secret... SHE'S 4 MONTHS PREGNANT... gone... with a weird guy! Author: therazorsedge28 Keywords: maury povich show shocking SEX updates update cheaters exposed classic guests out of control teens sluts whores pickles incest cheating outrageous paternity dna test not the father funny lol baby daddy drama best episode ever gay transgender teen crossdresser pregnant hilarious violence where are they now sex LOL fat whore ho tart Baby Daddy Mom Pregnancy family secrets condom broke twice 16 years old devastated tragic financial struggle low income Hans Moleman lisa bart Added: December 9, 2008

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[good ]Charlotte guitarist Billy Martin wishes his Linzi would get pregnancy cravings. He said, “I keep telling my wife, ‘Can I go get you something weird? I wish to eat ice cream at 1 o’clock in the bright. ...

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http://www.curestutter.comThe news of an unusual alien-like baby born in China has received an intensive coverage in the media recently. Ms. Li Hui-Ying, a village from Chinas Jiangxi Province, gave birth to a boy with frogs eyes. The baby also had big bumps on his head and even a small tail on his bottom. The boy does not have any eating, drinking or sleeping disorders, but his parents still try to bring him to treat in the hospital. However, all the hospitals that the parents have been to so far refuse to accept the weird patient claiming that they have never had such an unusual incident in their experience.Woman gives birth to mutant baby in MalaysiaWoman gives birth to mutant baby in MalaysiaBREAKING NEWSBush gets his farewell kiss from Iraqi journalistMysteries of modern times will never be unveiledUSA proudly displays its double standardsRussian girl from Siberia conquers the worldMore...Another shocking incident took place in Malaysia not so long ago. A woman gave birth to a baby with its eyes turned inside out. The baby has no ears and no nose, has hooves instead of hands. There can be no words found to describe the sufferings of the poor baby. Click here to see the videoAlso read: Russian woman gives birth to Cyclops childSuch terrible abnormalities can be explained with the phenomenon known as Harlequin Ichthyosis. It is a skin disease, is the most severe form of congenital ichthyosis, characterized by a thickening of the keratin layer in fetal human skin. In sufferers of the disease, the skin contains massive, diamond-shaped scales, and tends to have a reddish color. In addition, the eyes, ears, mouth, and other appendages may be abnormally contracted. The scaly keratin greatly limits the child's movement. Because the skin is cracked where normal skin would fold, it is easily pregnable by bacteria and other contaminants, resulting in serious risk of fatal infection.Sufferers are known as harlequin fetuses, harlequin babies, or harlequins.The harlequin-type designation comes from both the baby's apparent facial expression and the diamond-shape of the scales (resembling the costume of Arlecchino), which are caused by severe hyperkeratosis. The disease can be diagnosed in the uterus by way of fetal skin biopsy or by morphologic analysis of amniotic fluid cells obtained by amniocentesis. In addition, doctors can now usually recognize common features of the disease through ultrasound, and follow up with 3D ultrasound to diagnose the condition.In the past, the disorder was invariably fatal, whether due to dehydration, infection (sepsis), restricted breathing due to the plating, or other related causes. The most common cause of death was systemic infection and sufferers rarely survived for more than a few days. However, there have been improvements in care, most notably the drug Isotrex. Some patients have survived into adolescence and, in very rare cases, lived to adulthoodBecome a member of Pravda.ru online community Author: chuckyword Keywords: "harlequin disease" harlequin "harlequin baby" "harlequin fetus" ichthyosis Added: December 16, 2008

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Woo guys chapter 3 WHO'S EXICTED :PBTW if you don't be acquainted what a dildo was... DMOZ it or something ... but not on models :SOMG yday i bought some ipod speakers for deficient than £5 !!! AND THEY ARE AWESOME!! I'm gonn draw all finished them hahah---------------------------------------*Joe goes back to his dorm where Nick and Kevin are. He walks in and slams the door shut*Nick: Whoa dude what's up?Joe: I can't figure out how to get the girls back.Kevin: What about that thing you thought of earlier?Joe: Nah compared to righteous now it's shit.Nick: Do you plan for they'd let us fuck them while we have that bet?Kevin: Why you got one in mind?Nick: Err no ... they all as hot as each another! ... i suppose ...Kevin: Ooh which one ???Joe: I'm going back out. Maybe I can image of something ...Nick: Right ensuing next! *Joe leaves*Kevin: So which one?Nick: magnificent! Haley okay?Kevin: Dude! Joe better compatible Hannah next ...Nick: Why?Kevin: Cos I same Keri *smiles***WITH THE GIRLS WALKING DOWN THE HALLWAY**Keri: Ha that was totally CLASSIC!Hannah: I have! He was so angry! Our next scheme is undeviating better! *her phone goes off and she gathers a new message* Well I'm gonna have to disappear - don't do any humilating while I'm gone!Haley: Haha don't worriment we won't! *Hannah goes off*Keri: I'm gonna have to go as well. Got citizens to see and what-not *smiles*Haley: Well knock out unchangeable these what-nots have protection. Teenage pregnancy isn't a look you hankering is it?! *they laugh* I still don't get why you don't objective go on the pill resembling me and Hannah!Keri: Cos I don't! Bye! *she leaves. Haley keeps walking down the corridor when someone from behind her grabs her arm* HEY!Joe: Calm down!Haley: *turns round to face him* What do you demand Middle Jonas?Joe: Ooh ... that could take a while *smiles and loops his arms almost her waist straining her into him*Haley: Seriously Jonas I've got places to be so honest sotp you're perving - Joe: Not a contingent babe *kisses her neck and pushes her into the wall. He trails his lips up her neck to her jaw where Haley pushes him off* What's wrong?Haley: You. That's what's wrong. Joe: Come on you regard you devotion it *smiles and runs his hand up her skirt and she tries to push him away anew. he grabs her hands and pins them above her head* Come on Hails.Haley: Hails?Joe: Yeah. It's sexy ... *leans in to kiss her when *Nick: JOE!Joe: *pulls away from Haley* Dude I was kinda busy!Nick: Well now you're not! Alright Haley?Haley: Err decided ... I'm gonna go! *walks off quickly*Nick: *appearing beside her* So what was all that?Haley: something ...Nick: It didn't look relating something framework where I was standing!Haley: Well you were standing at a bad angle thereupon! *loks at him and he grabs her and pins her against the wall* extensive vitality pinned by someone else Jonas boy ...Nick: You recognize you flame it *smiles and rests his forehead on hers* But who do you homologous better?Haley: Uhh ...Nick: Take your interval baby ... *leans down and Halet thinks he's about to kiss her when his lips touch her neck and parcel tingles through her body*Haley: I umm .... *whispers* oh shit ... *she feels Nick smile on her skin and move one of his hands down to her waist. She manages to snap back nad pushes him away. She turns away from him and walks off to her dorm*NICK POVDAMN!I hurting for to get Haley before Joe does ... she'll lack a bit of production though ... *walks back to dorm*HALEY POVPhew! I thought he was going to kiss me! I have something AGAINST kissing them ... it's honorable well ... I've never kissed anyone. Not one indivisible boy. On the lips at least. And I appetite it to be choice - I don't requirement it with a manwhore who dispassionate uses it as a gateway to sex. Oh don't get me wrong ... I'm no virgin ... I nondiscriminatory kiss them on the mouth ... I kiss everywhere else ;)NORMAL POVHaley: *walks into the dorm and Hannah jumps on her* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!--------------------------------------WHOA! WHY DID SHE JUMP ON HER! Weird O.oRANDOM PERSONAL QUESTION??How was everyones first kiss?I felt same asking that :Lmine was awkward... will explain the apologue in the next chap :P Author: letsflytoneverland Keywords: jonas Added: December 7, 2008

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Nick: I see everyone leftJoe: what the hell were you doing up there Sticking your dick in her or a poleNick: its not my fault my dick gets bigger everydayKevin: this conversation is getting too weird for 3 guysNick: shes sleeping hereJoe: *sarcastic* fabulousNick: whats that supposed to meanJoe: it means none of us will get sleep because you two are fucking at 3amNick: what ever all that matters is that I won the bet and now I wont have to fuck a guyKevin: you made a bet betting you will fuck a guyNick: yeaKevin: *looks at him and Joe* you two are fucked upNick: whatever im going to get some toysJoe: ooh theres this barney that sings get it for meNick: I meant sex toys JoeJoe: oh will bring me back something anywaysNick: *goes upstairs and sees her wrapped up in a sheet looking through his pictures* What are you doingChristine: *puts them away* Sorry *still scared*Nick: *can tell shes scared of him* Hey baby listen im sorry. I should have waited I regret itChristine: reallyNick: no I just wanted to be niceChristine: *frowns* im going homeNick: No your notChristine: whatNick: for this week your sleeping hereChristine: but Nick Nick: *pulls the sheet off of her and pushes her on the bed* This will be the best week ever Christine: can I at least take a showerNick: yea but I have to go buy some stuff so ill be right backChristine: okayNick: *leaves*At the storeNick: *looking at stuff when a girl grabs his dick he turns around and finds a random girl in a slutty maid outfit*Girl: you look a little bit lost you need some helpNick: *thinking about Christine and how shes his girlfriend for the week* Depends the type of service your going to offer meGirl: 2 services blow job or deep throatNick: *gets horney* well im really lost so I need both services *pulls her closer*Girl: *boss walks by* Right this way sir *leads him to the storage closet*Nick: *takes off her outfit so shes in a bra and lace underwear*Girl: *pushes her body against his so her boobs are on his chest*Nick: damn some slut is horneyMatt: Nick WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOINNick: take a guess dumb assRay: MATTMatt: you were about to fuck my little sisterNick: RAY? You look so different. For a 14 year old girl you have some big boobsRay: *Smiles*Matt: Lets go Ray: fine ass hole call me NickNick: sure babyMatt: you call her and im going to drown you in your own bloodNick: Fuck Matt who do work for the guy in SAW you know who kills everybodyRay: *giggles*Matt: put your fucking clothes onRay: grabs her clothes and leavesWith JanessaNate: *knocks on the door* HeyJanessa: hey what are you doing hereNate: I was wondering if you wanted to get some dinnerJanessa: yea sure *leaves*At the RestaurantNate: So I heard you and Brody broke upJanessa: yeaNate: what happenedJanessa: Joe raped me and Brody found out and he thought that I wanted to have sex with JoeNate: im sorryJanessa: its okay. But your really into Christine arent youNate: shes coolJanessa: you didnt answer my questionNate: whatJanessa: I asked you if you were into herNate: I guessJanessa: that doesnt sound very convincingNate: you ready to goJanessa: sure They get up and go to his Car?????: watching themNate: Janessa Janessa: yeaNate: *kisses her*Janessa: *kisses back*Nate: *takes her to the backseat and gets on top of her*Janessa: *runs her fingers through his hair*Nate: *sucks on her neck*Janessa: Nate?????: *opens the door*Nate: what the hellJoe: *pushes him off and grabs her wrists*Janessa: Joe what are you doing?Joe: you cant have sex with anyone beside meJanessa: I dont have to listen to youJoe: *pushes her against his car* Yea you actually do because I can rape you. I can torture and i can hurt Daniella and Christine. You dont want that to happen now would you?Janessa: you wouldntJoe: yea I would. You also dont want Christine to find out about you and her future boyfriend hooking up now do you?Janessa: FineJoe: *lets her go* JanessaJanessa: *turns around*Joe: lock your windows tonight *smirks and walks away*Janessa: *scared* Author: Live4ThoseJonasBoys Keywords: Jonas Dirty Love Story sex Added: December 21, 2008

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Just thought I would let you all know that I've just been into Gap and a lot of their maternity stuff is on sale, including about 6 styles of jeans at 50% off. I found the sizing a bit weird but if you can find the right size there are ...

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here is Chapter 15 25 commentsJanessa: *making out with Brody*Daniella: *walks in really mad*Janessa: *pulls away* whats wrong?Daniella: KevinJanessa: care to elaborateDaniella: umm Brody?Janessa: do you mindBrody: *sighs and goes up to her room*Janessa: what happenedDaniella: Joe and Kevin took me to their house--Janessa: they raped you im going to shove my foot up--Daniella: Janessa no he didnt rape me I wanted to have sex with himJanessa: Daniella! Whats wrong with you?Daniella: I regret it now I hate himChristine: you had sex with KevinDaniella: ughChristine: Relax hoeDaniella: oh and Joe and Nick wanted me to ask you how are you feelingChristine: *rolls eyes*Daniella: what happenedChristine: you have to promise not to freak outJanessa: CHRISTINEChristine: they raped me as in all 3 of themDaniella: are you okayChristine: yea im fineJanessa: didnt Joe rape enough already girls? First me now youBrody: you had sex with Joe?Janessa: Crap. BrodyBrody: you cheated on meChristine and Daniella: *leave*Janessa: you dont understandBrody: forget it were concluded *leaves*Joe: *walks in* wow Brody seems pissedJanessa: Its all your faultJoe: im guessing he settle we had sexJanessa: no he form out that you raped me *walks outside and sits on the porch*Joe: *sits next to her* I ken something that could procreate your feel better *smiles and puts his hand on her leg*Janessa: *pushes him off* cant you ever keep your hands off a girl for more before rangy 10 secondsJoe: hey I cant hand it that your hot but yea I de facto canJanessa: you wanna betJoe: yea I doJanessa: no sex for a week or you have to do what I say for 1 weekJoe: your outta your mindJanessa: bull whateverJoe: capital ill do itThey shake handsJoe: get ready to do whatever I need when I winAt schoolDaniella: *puking*Christine: you rendered yetDaniella: yeaKirsten: hey JoeJoe: hey KirstenKirsten: we have 10 minutes before class starts come on one quickieJoe: sure-- *remembers the bet* I cantKirsten: did you rightful retroversion down sexJoe: I have that bet with JanessaKirsten: she doesnt have to knowJoe: wait she never said who I couldnt have sex with lets go KirstenWith KevinKevin: *staring at Daniella*Nick: looks selfsame shes pregnantKevin: she cant beNick: dude come on shes pukingKevin: bad sushi?Matt: Daniella are you okayDaniella: I dont knowMatt: maybe you should go see a doctor. Was it something you ateDaniella: I dont—oh my godMatt: whatDaniella: *pulls him outside* I kept your secret you have to keep mineMatt: okayDaniella: I feel im pregnant I had sex with KevinMatt: he raped you?Daniella: no I kinda wanted toMatt: lets get pregnancy testsDaniella: okayAt Football PracticeCoach: Where the hell is Marshall?Matt: sorry im lateNick: way to go dickSoccer Coach: what the hell are you performance on our fieldFootball coach: what do you mean your fieldSoccer coach: we signed up for the fieldFootball: you take half and well take the auxiliary halfChristine: why do they letch for to regime it wouldnt matter they would still suckSoccer girls: *laugh*Nick: you lucky youre a girl I would have beaten you upChristine: HA right my 3 year of achievement old cousin could beat you up. I presumably can bench more next youNick: listen whoreChristine: woah no hanker to bring up SophieNick: okay I dont care if youre a girl—Matt: dude come onThey all leave to practiceJordyn: Nick is so hotChristine: ewwJordyn: I yearning to have sex with him so badChristine: no you dont trust me old-time there dont thatJordyn: you had sex with Nick?!?!Christine: no he raped me..twiceJordyn: LuckyChristine: *gives her a weird look*With the guysChristine is wearing a fair shirt so you can see her black braBoys-DamnWith the girlsChristine: watch that *kicks the ball at Nicks head and he doesnt have a helmet on and it hits him in the head*Nick: what the hellChristine: sorry Nick I strict thought you could use some ballsBoys: laughNick: funny and Christine im really liking the black braChristine: *looks down and tries to cover up* Author: Live4ThoseJonasBoys Keywords: jonas love story Added: November 28, 2008

Tags: daniella, janessa, sex, nick, dont

Hey people i need ideas so give me some, and ill give you credit in my videos:]. Thanks--Daydreamer4723 month laterDemi: ughh im 4 month pregnant*touches stomach*Sel: what cha gonna name it?Ash: what if u have twins?Demi: For a girl, we may have Dimmela.Ash: Dimmela? Weird but who am i to judge.Demi: well me and joe wanted something unique. So are daughter can be special.Sel: awwwwDemi:and for a boy we may have john or joe jr.Ash: Awwww what cute names.demi: but if i have twins, we may do Dimmela, and lena. Or boys, Joe jr. and John. But We have 5 months to decide. But were going to day to figure out the gender.Sel: want us to come. Ash: yeah my shedule is cleared for the day.Demi: i think me and joe may just go ya know. cause were gonna go check out the house.Sel: Okay.*at the docter*Doc: hmmmmDemi: *looks at joe* Hmmm?Doc: Uhhhh huhh Ohh Hmmm.Demi: Umm is there something wrong.Joe: Yea ur scaring meDoc: Nope, ur children are healthy.joe: children? there are more?doc: yep you got ur self a set of twins. would u like to know the gender?Demi: PleaseDoc: girls.Demi:eeeeeep. Doc: okay demi ur all set to go we will see you in one month.Joe: thank you. Demi ur ready to go see the house?Demi: Yeahh*at the house*Demi: Joe its beautiful.http://realestategrig.com/house-for-web2.jpgJoe: wanna see the inside. Demi: YESS!Joe: *walks inside* okay here is our bedroom.http://www.keepingit-realtor.com/images/2008/04/16/bedroomstorage_3.jpganddddd*walks to a different room* this is the girls.http://www.coochicoos.com/images/replace_yellow.jpgdemi: aww isnt this just the best thing in the world.Joe: Who me? or the house?Demi: Both.*1 week later*Kev: ash i love you so much. Will you marry me?Ash: OmgYes!(a/n soo yeah ashley and kev, had sex. but she isnt gonna tell anyone)Kev: I love you.Ash: I love you too. Excuse me for sec.*runs to the bathroom and pukes*ughh whats wrong with me, thats the 3rd time ive puked this morning.Kev: you okay babe.Ash: Yeahh.Kev: k im gonna run and tell my bros the good new. so ill talk to you later. Ash: yeahh*Ash walks out to the drug store and buys a pregnency test*Ash: *talking to herself* OKay no one can no. This has to be a secret.*takes pregnency test, 5 mins later she looks* Postive. Damn it. Okay maybe ill be one of those people where i dont show? Idkk. UghhOkay every new eppy tomarrow. Thanks so much Tingting145 and Jasper453620. Author: daydreamer472 Keywords: and forget. Forgive OneTrueMedia Added: November 16, 2008

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minor in how twin and multiple pregnancies are weird, and what appropriate care is recommended. Author: DiscoveryHealth Keywords: pregnancy early signs of health and nutrition for pr Added: November 11, 2008

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READ THIS BEFORE READING THE EPISODE!!!- Ok this episode is not just making out, its got details if these will make you uncomfortable then you dont have to read this at all theres no huge plot changing details in here so if youre not comfortable feel free to not read this!Ok heres the episode!!Joe: *finishes filling out the forms while Demi changes into her normal clothes*Demi: Oh my gosh! I cant believe it Im going home!Joe: I know! *laughs* And Kevin, Nick and Sel are all staying at my parents for the weekend so...Demi: Weve got the house to ourselvesJoe: Mhm now lets go!Demi: Ok *takes his hand and they walk out dropping off the forms at the front desk**when they get home*Joe: So what do you wanna do?Demi: Eat junk food and watch a movie?Joe: *laughs* Ok.*they make some popcorn and Shirley temples and watch P.S. I Love You**about ¾ of the way through the movie*Demi: *turns Joes head so hes looks at her*Joe: *smiles and kisses her*Demi: *deepens in and stands up while kissing him*Joe:*picks her up and wraps her legs around his waist and walks upstairs into their bedroom and then lays her back on the bed*Demi: *puts her hands under Joes shirt and rubs her hands over her abs and up his chest*Joe: *takes over his shirt while Demi takes over hers*Demi: *kisses his neck and undoes his pants and pulls them down*Joe: *kisses down her stomach while undoing her pants and takes off her underwear and his boxers and puts on protection* (A/N-ok unless I say they dont use protect just assume they do)Demi:*takes off her bra and kisses Joe*Joe: *pulls away and looks at her*Demi: *nods her head*Joe: *sticks it in there*Demi: *moans really loudly turning Joe on*Joe: *moves in and out slowly at first and then faster and faster*Demi: *breathing heavily and moaning*Joe: *pulls out and sticks it in again and rolls over so shes on top*Demi: *leans forward and kisses him and then rolls over so hes back on top*Joe: Are you sure?Demi: *nods*Joe: *starts moving in and out fast again*Demi: *breathing heavily* Ok Joe ow it hurtsJoe: *pulls out and lays on top of her and kisses her*Demi: *pulls away and rolls over and rests her head on his chest* I miss that.Joe: Yea. Im gonna go shower *kisses her and then goes and gets in the shower.Demi: *while hes in the shower walks in and gets in quietly behind him and puts her hands around his waist*Joe: *turns around*Demi: *jumps on him wrapping her legs around him*Joe: *kisses her*Demi: *sticks him into her*Joe: *slowly kneels down and lays her down in the shower*Demi: *kisses his neck* Joe: *starts moving in and out fast*Demi: *screams with every movement turning herself and Joe on*Joe: *slows down a little* Demi I think we should *thrust himself into her making her scream really loudly one last time* stopDemi: *breathes really heavily* Ok.Joe: *pulls out*Demi: Oh my god.Joe: What?Demi: Nothing *kisses him* I love you.Joe: I love you. But I gotta take my shower.Demi: *laughs* ok I gotta take one afterJoe: Ok *kisses her and gets up*Demi: *gets out of the shower and goes and takes a shower in the guest bathroom instead of waiting*Joe: *gets dressed after he takes his shower and then Demi comes in, in a towel*Demi: Hi babyJoe: Hey *gets up and kisses her*Demi: *pulls away* Ok let me get clothes on first or we know where this will go.Joe: Or we could just do it this way *unzips his fly*Demi: joeJoe: *kisses her*Demi: *misses being with him so she pulls it out from his pant and squeezes to turn him on*Joe: *moans* Ughh Demiiii *pulls away* OK ok no lets just hang out.Demi: Ok ok *gets dressed* Ok so now what?Joe: I dont what time is it anyways?Demi: *looks at her phone and laughs* 9:30Joe: *laughs and then yawns*Demi: Well somebodys tiredJoe: No *yawns again* OK maybe a little but now whose fault it that.Demi: *laughs* Come on lets just sleep *takes his hand and leads him over to their bed*Joe: *plops down and wraps his arms around Demi*Demi: *rests her head on Joes chest* Night baby.OK so all the comments I got responding to the poll were D which was descriptive, so if this was too descriptive just tell me and yea I know this was like a weird ep but it was just to show how hard it was for Demi and Joe. So yea I hope you enjoyed it if not then thats ok Im not gonna have a lot of these. God Bless Author: spazz4ever Keywords: true love waits jemi nelena Added: December 19, 2008

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newby talking about his new mohawk sexy 2003 2005 9/11 Beautiful Beyonce Brazil Cristiano Ronaldo DUDE Kitty Madonna Massage Superman Tokyo accident airplane amazing animal animation anime ashley awesome baby band baseball basketball beckham bikini bitch black boobs bored boxing breasts britney bush butt cars cartoon cats chick children chris class clinton coke cold comedy commercial concert cool crash crazy cute dance dancers dancing disco disney dogs download drinking driving drunk dunk episode ever extreme fair family guy fantasy fight fights film final fire flip football fox news free freestyle french friends fuck funny futbol game girls goal goals good great guitar haha hello hotel humor hurt india ipod iraq islam israel jack jackass james japan japanese jesus john jordan kids kiss kissing korean ladies lady legs lesbian live love magic mario me to mean metal mine models monkey move music myspace naked naruto nature nice ninja nintendo nude open paris hilton park party phone picture pictures planet play police pool poor porn punch racing rally random renetto robot rock ronaldinho ronaldo scary school sexy shooting show simon sing singing skate skill skills smoke snow soccer song sport sports stars start stupid sucks summer teacher tennis test the best tiger tool trailer tricks viral wedding weight weird world cup wrestling Author: xGU4RD14Nx Keywords: newby talking about his new mohawk Added: December 15, 2008

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Seinfeld meets Secret Life of the American Teenager in this colorful twist on Sunday afternoon study sessions. Emma attempts to make an apple as her boyfriend Brian studies next to her, when the overly curious Steve breaks their focus. Will he kill them? Is Emma pregnant? Find out in today's episode of shitty short films. Author: PerfCity Keywords: hot chick funny babies seinfeld caltv weird people Added: November 14, 2008

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okay heres part 4 to chapter 31 . im sorry guys but the new character will be in part 6 of this chapter because i wrote a better storyline for her . lets go with 40 comments for this chapter ? love to all of you ! -*With Joe and Janel at Janel's house*Joe's POV: we had just gotten started . i began slow but speeded up when she started moaning . a few hours went by and we were still going at it . he sat up all of a sudden . Joe- whats wrong ?Janel- my mouth is dry . im thirsty . andi needa get the taste of strawberry flavored plastic out of my mouth before i gag . Joe- but you love strawberry its your favorite . Janel- i know but its making me nautious . i dont feel good . wheres my clothes ?Joe- over there . ill get them for you . Janel- will you get my purse in the kitchen ? i wanna check my phone . Joe- sure baby . i got dressed . i had on just a pair of basketball shorts to sleep in . i handed her her clothes . she had on a pair of extremley small shorts that hugged her body and a tight tank top leaving her boobs fighting for air at the top of it . i went into the kitchen and grabbed her purse and a bottled water out of the fridge for her . i headed back to the living room . i opened her purse and rummaged through it for her phone . i found something else instead . Joe- what are these ?i was holding a round case of pills and a box of pregnancy tests . Janel- my birthcontrol . and some pregnancy tests . (looks down)Joe- birthcontrol i get but i dont see you take it everyday . Janel- i forget sometimes . Joe- Janel it doesnt work if you forget to take it . condoms dont always prevent pregnancy . and what are the tests for ?Janel- just in case you know . Joe- no i dont know . what you dont trust me ?Janel- i do ! its just that i dont really use them but just incase of an emergency i have them .Joe- ohh whatever . *door opens* what was that ?Janel- (getting scared) i dont know . it sounded like my door . all of a sudden a very muscular tanned man walked into the living room . i was deathly scared . but Janel wasnt . ???- Janel who the fuck is this ? and what are you wearing and doing in here ?Janel- Michael this is Joe . hes my boyfriend . we werent doing anything . Joe- Janel who is this guy ?Michael- im Janel's older brother punk . wh othe fuck do you thin kyou are strolling up in my house and disrespecting me ?Janel- Michael stop ! Joe didnt do anything !Michael- then what the hell is this . !?! (holds up Joe's open condom package) your touching my little sister ? come here bitch ill fuck you up rite now . now im pretty jacked but Janel's brother had about 3 years on me and was legit so muscular . Janel better get me outta this . *With Nick and Alyssa on there date*Nick- having fun ?Alysaa- Nick this nite has been amazing . i mean such a fancy dinner and then dessert . im like the luckiest girl ever . i love you so much . Nick- i love you too baby . you ready to leave ?Alyssa- mhm . where to next . Nick- my place (winks)Alyssa- naughty naught boy (smiles)(they leave and go back to Nick's house . they are up in his bedroom.)Alyssa- thank you so much for ton-Nick- (starts to kiss her hard)(they begin to makeout and it gets intense . one thing elads to another and they end up naked on Nick's bed . he slips his banana flavored condom and thrusts into Alyssa his hardest . )Alyssa- ahhhh ! Nick stop ! uhhh it hurts . Nick- ohh baby you like it . uhh this feels so good . Alyssa- uhh i love you so much . this feels ahhmazing . faster Nick faster !Nick- whatever you say baby . (goes hard)(about an hour later they are laying on Nick's bed breathing heavy.)Nick- happy anniversary (smiles at her)Alyssa- (exhales) rite back at cha !*With Kevin and Aubrey at Aubrey's*Aubrey's POV: it was a regular nite . me and Kevin were curled up in my bed watching a movie . he smelt like flowers for some reason . it was kinda hot but it was just weird . Aubrey- babe ?Kevin- yeah ?Aubrey- why do you smell like flowered shampoo ?Kevin- (panics) umm cause i was umm in Joe's shower today cause i had no hot water in mine and he must use flowered shampoo i guess . Aubrey- no..noo..that doesnt smell like Joe..it kinda smells like (sniffs) Janel..Kevin- (looks away) uhh noo !Aubrey- uhh yess ! Kevin what happened in what shower !*WOAH ! intense huh ? 40 comments for part 5 . give me lots of suggestions . and would anyone like to see a dream sequence of Janels in the next chapter ? (wink wink)* Author: xojanel11ox Keywords: alyssa aubrey bad boys girls highschool janel joe jonas kevin love nick sex Added: December 14, 2008

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All of those can be signs of pregnancy , notably the weird dreams. I had that on with acid reflux before any of my otehr symptoms. I dont have about the loestrin tho! ...

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I was tired of spilling out of my still newly purchased maternity bras that cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $40 each. Plus in my weird size of boobs but still small everywhere else, the only color available was...

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Next time I'll move my hand so you can see more of the belly --I've never taken a pregnancy picture before so maybe I'll get better at it. By the way, that's our dog's tail at the bottom of the picture, not some weird knee warmers! ...

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here is Chapter 15 25 commentsJanessa: *making out with Brody*Daniella: *walks in really mad*Janessa: *pulls away* whats wrong?Daniella: KevinJanessa: care to elaborateDaniella: umm Brody?Janessa: do you mindBrody: *sighs and goes up to her room*Janessa: what happenedDaniella: Joe and Kevin took me to their house--Janessa: they raped you im going to shove my foot up--Daniella: Janessa no he didnt rape me I wanted to have sex with himJanessa: Daniella! Whats wrong with you?Daniella: I regret it now I hate himChristine: you had sex with KevinDaniella: ughChristine: Relax hoeDaniella: oh and Joe and Nick wanted me to ask you how are you feelingChristine: *rolls eyes*Daniella: what happenedChristine: you have to promise not to freak outJanessa: CHRISTINEChristine: they raped me as in all 3 of themDaniella: are you okayChristine: yea im fineJanessa: didnt Joe rape comfortable girls? First me now youBrody: you had sex with Joe?Janessa: Crap. BrodyBrody: you cheated on meChristine and Daniella: *leave*Janessa: you dont understandBrody: forget it were done *leaves*Joe: *walks in* wow Brody seems pissedJanessa: Its all your faultJoe: im guessing he raise we had sexJanessa: no he begin out that you raped me *walks outside and sits on the porch*Joe: *sits next to her* I outstanding something that could throw together your feel better *smiles and puts his hand on her leg*Janessa: *pushes him off* cant you ever keep your hands off a girl for more again 10 secondsJoe: hey I cant lift it that your hot but yea I indeed canJanessa: you wanna betJoe: yea I doJanessa: no sex for a week or you have to do what I say for 1 weekJoe: your outta your mindJanessa: handsome whateverJoe: strong ill do itThey shake handsJoe: get ready to do whatever I demand when I winAt schoolDaniella: *puking*Christine: you tired out yetDaniella: yeaKirsten: hey JoeJoe: hey KirstenKirsten: we have 10 minutes before class starts come on one quickieJoe: sure-- *remembers the bet* I cantKirsten: did you right bend down sexJoe: I have that bet with JanessaKirsten: she doesnt have to knowJoe: wait she never said who I couldnt have sex with lets go KirstenWith KevinKevin: *staring at Daniella*Nick: looks relating shes pregnantKevin: she cant beNick: dude come on shes pukingKevin: bad sushi?Matt: Daniella are you okayDaniella: I dont knowMatt: maybe you should go see a doctor. Was it something you ateDaniella: I dont—oh my godMatt: whatDaniella: *pulls him outside* I kept your secret you have to keep mineMatt: okayDaniella: I esteem im pregnant I had sex with KevinMatt: he raped you?Daniella: no I kinda wanted toMatt: lets get pregnancy testsDaniella: okayAt Football PracticeCoach: Where the hell is Marshall?Matt: sorry im lateNick: way to go dickSoccer Coach: what the hell are you achieving on our fieldFootball coach: what do you mean your fieldSoccer coach: we signed up for the fieldFootball: you take half and well take the unseasoned halfChristine: why do they call for to wont it wouldnt matter they would still suckSoccer girls: *laugh*Nick: you lucky youre a girl I would have beaten you upChristine: HA right my 3 year of achievement old cousin could beat you up. I seemingly can bench more when youNick: listen whoreChristine: woah no wish to bring up SophieNick: okay I dont care if youre a girl—Matt: dude come onThey all leave to practiceJordyn: Nick is so hotChristine: ewwJordyn: I longing to have sex with him so badChristine: no you dont trust me dated there dont thatJordyn: you had sex with Nick?!?!Christine: no he raped me..twiceJordyn: LuckyChristine: *gives her a weird look*With the guysChristine is wearing a hoary shirt so you can see her black braBoys-DamnWith the girlsChristine: watch that *kicks the ball at Nicks head and he doesnt have a helmet on and it hits him in the head*Nick: what the hellChristine: sorry Nick I conscientious thought you could use some ballsBoys: laughNick: funny and Christine im really liking the black braChristine: *looks down and tries to cover up* Author: Live4ThoseJonasBoys Keywords: jonas love story Added: November 28, 2008

Tags: daniella, janessa, nick, sex, im