Rated X:A Jonas Story Chapter 3

Posted on January 07, 2009 in Maternity air bed

Thanks for subscribing and keep the comments coming! Joe: cloe? u awake honey? cloe? who....who is tommy?CLOE'S EYES WIDEN AND SHE PANICSJoe: cloe? who is he?Cloe: oh, Joe, its you uhhhh o my godJoe: CLOE ARE YOU OK?CLOE FALLS TO THE FLOOR. SHE HAS FAINTED.Joe: CLOE CLOE! NURSE, HELP PLEASE SOMEONE HELP!THE NURSE COMES IN AND A TEAR FALLS DOWN JOES FACE. JOES PHONE RINGS AND HE WIPES AWAY HIS TEARS.Joe: hello?Kevin: where have you been? we have a show tonight! cmon!Joe: oh...sorry kevin....i just i dont know if i can make it.Kevin: WHAT! YOU HAVE TO! THE CONCERT IS SOLD OUT! ALL OUR FANS ARE WAITING FOR US! CMON! GET YOUR HEAD STRAIGHT!Joe: i no, i'll.....i'll be right over.THE NURSE HAD GOTTON CLOE BACK IN BED AND JOE WALKS BACK OVER TO THE NURSE.Joe: if she wakes up, tell her i'm at a concert. just please give her the message ok?Nurse: no problem....she should sleep through the night though.Joe: great! i'll see you thenJOE KISSES CLOES CHEAK AND QUICKLY LEAVES. HE KNOWS HE'S LATE.BACK AT THE HOSPITALCLOE WAKES UP AT AROUND 8pmCloe: Joe? Joe where are you?CLOE GETS UP AND LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW. SHE WANTS TO LEAVEBUT KNOW SHE CAN'T. SHE DOESNT KNOW WHERE JOE WENT.Cloe: fuckTHE DOCTOR COME IN AND TOLD CLOE SHE CAN BE RELEASED NOW. SHE KNOW KNINDA KNEW JOE WAS AT A CONCERT BECAUSE HE WOULD BE HERE. SHE PACKED UP HER THINGS, TOOK HER CHILD AND WAS ASKED TO BE DRIVEN TO WHERE JOE USUALLY DOES HIS CONCERTS. AT THE AMPHA THEATRE. WHEN SHE GOT THERE, SHE WENT BACKSTAGE AND WAITED. SHE DECIDED IT WAS TAKING TO LONG SO SHE WENT OUTSIDE THE STADIUM TO GET SOME AIR. SHE LEFT HER BABY BACKSTAGE KNOWING IT WAS SAFE. AS SHE WAS WALKING PRETTY FAR OUT, SOMEONE, A GUY, STEPPED IN FRONT OF HER.THE GUY: hey cloe, wanna take it from where we were 2 years ago?Cloe: NO NO TOMMY NO! GET AWAY!Tommy: oh but cloe, you left early last time! cmon!HE DRAGS HER BEHIND A DUMPSTER AND STARTS TAKING OFF HIS CLOTHES.Cloe: NO STOP! JOE IS GONNA KICK YOUR ASS! HELLLLLLP! PLEASE!!!!!!!Tommy: i aint worried bout that fuckin bastard singin his gay songsCloe: shut up! HELLLLLLLLP JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE! TOMMY STOP!!!!!!!!!!HE UNDRESSES HER AND STARTS SUCKING HER BREASTS. SHE TRIES TO KICK BUT IS STILL TO WEEK FROM THE PREGNANCY. JUST AS HE IS ABOUT TO RAPE HER, SOMEONE COMES FROM AROUND THE CORNER. ITS THE JOE!Cloe: JJJJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEHE LOOKS AROUND AND SEES CLOE AND A GUY TRYING TO RAPE HER!Joe: CLOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OFF HER U FUCKER!!!!!!!!! HE KICKS THE GUY AS HE PULLS UP HIS PANTS. CLOE HAS NO CLOTHES ON AND NEEDS HELP. SHE WAS KICKED HARD BY HIM. SHE CRIES AND JOE HUGS HER A LONG TOME. THEN HE HELPS HER GET DRESSED. CLOE CRIES.Cloe: Joe, i i i am scaredJoe: who was he?Cloe: he was.....tommy. he tried to rape me 2 years ago, but was caught. Joe: its ok, he isnt gonna get you know, your safe.Cloe: thank you !Joe: Cloe?Cloe: yah baby?Joe: wheres the baby?CLOES EYES WIDEN AND STARTS TO PANIC!ENTER MY CONTEST...DONT FORGET! Author: jOnAsStOrYgIrL Keywords: rated jonas story author cali cloe graphic Added: January 5, 2009

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Aerosmith - I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing /w lyrics

Posted on January 06, 2009 in Infant breathing

Lyrics :I could stay awake just to hear you breathingWatch you smile while you are sleepingWhile youre far away dreamingI could spend my life in this sweet surrenderI could stay lost in this moment foreverEvery moment spent with you is a moment I treasureDont want to close my eyesI dont want to fall asleepCause Id miss you babyAnd I dont want to miss a thingCause even when I dream of youThe sweetest dream will never doId still miss you babyAnd I dont want to miss a thingLying close to you feeling your heart beatingAnd Im wondering what youre dreamingWondering if its me youre seeingThen I kiss your eyesAnd thank God were togetherI just want to stay with you in this moment foreverForever and everDont want to close my eyesI dont want to fall asleepCause Id miss you babyAnd I dont want to miss a thingCause even when I dream of youThe sweetest dream will never doId still miss you babyAnd I dont want to miss a thingI dont want to miss one smileI dont want to miss one kissI just want to be with youRight here with you, just like thisI just want to hold you closeFeel your heart so close to mineAnd just stay here in this momentFor all the rest of timeDont want to close my eyesI dont want to fall asleepCause Id miss you babyAnd I dont want to miss a thingCause even when I dream of youThe sweetest dream will never doId still miss you babyAnd I dont want to miss a thingDont want to close my eyesI dont want to fall asleepI dont want to miss a thing. Author: Orbit325V2 Keywords: awesome song best ever youtube subscribe Added: December 13, 2008

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TWISTED JONAS STORY-1

Posted on January 06, 2009 in Causes of teenage pregnancy

yea the video has all that 2 do w/ the series, its even-handed something 4 the viewer 2 enjoy :) p.s. yea, nicks a bad boy, in my little word, lolz. its a twist, thats why its screamed twisted jonas scoop. my goal, either 22 views or 15 comments ^_^_______________________________________NICK'S POVme & the boys were gonna have a little fun. i had a spray can in one hand, my more hand in my pocket. i was ready to do that, aggregate was going to stop me, until my darn cell phone rang. the caller ID express SARA, my girlfriend. i havent spoke to her since...6 months ago. Ever since we...umm "had our fun" we impartial never spoke. not that we broke up, but she moved away. the phone kept ringing and ringing and the guys were getting upset, i answered. "hey Sara, you unfaltering have dirt how to ruin a guy's fun!" i said, joking. she didn't laugh...weird. instead, i heard her crying and sniffing. "what's wrong babe?" i asked, a little concerned. you could heed it in my voice which made the guys laugh. SARA'S POV"n-nick, im back in town. m-meet me at the nearest hospital" i said, stammering. the next phrase i equitable couldn't say. my crying mixed with the confusion made me wanna puke. "why?" he asked with a nervous shake in his voice. "i-im...i pure require you!" I screamed, hanging up the phone. My mom stared at me, shaking her head in disaproval. i knew she was dissapointed in me, i was dissapointed in myself. I pulled back out my phone and sent him a main body, i was too grieved to speak.NICK'S POVa ring went off, i received a body. that one word made me nearly faint. pregnant, the context said. "dude, what's wrong?" duke, a friend of mine, asked. "guys, i-i gotta go." I ran to my car and drove off, scared to downfall. but who was i to judge, i wasnt the one with a baby on the way! when i parked i ran to the nearest entrance, only to acquisition Sara and her mother at the front desk. my heart dropped, what did i do wrong now. why did i have to screw up occasionally exceptional thing i had! as they nodded and thanked the secretary, they headed for the elevator. too weak to walk, i guessed. before the door completely shut on me, i caught it. Sara shyed away and her mother ignored me, it didnt look intentional though. I finally stepped in and scooted closer to Sara, contending to comfort her. when we landed at the stop i let sara and her mom come out first, aiming to be somewhat of a gentleman. She wore that cute pink hoodie w/ hearts and maternity jeans. i shuttered at the word 'maternity'. poor innocent Sara, she used to be so young and carefree. now she's heavied with worries and nags from her own mom. Sara continued to woddle her way down the hall when they both stopped at a door that said, Teen Pregnancy Clinic. I sighed and walked in with them. As we sat down, we waited until they commanded Sara Green. She walked up with an embarrassed look. I followed quietly, too ashamed to command her mother about me. Sara's mom was talking to the secretary when Sara turned to me with a hurt look. I felt myself contesting to reject the thought of my girlfriend having a bulged stomach and me living the cause of it. i wanted to die, right there. i due wanted to...drop dead. but formerly i'd hurt Sara, and she needed all the support she could.SARA'S POVi felt sloshy and woozy inside but somehow calm when i knew nick was there with me, for me. when they invitationed us in, i saw all the nervous boyfriends and the guilty girlfriends as they impatiently waited for a response. i took a breath and squeezed nick's hand. he let out a pitiful yelp and later tried to keep his cool. out of all that confusion and mess, he let out a limited smile. repeating to me, "its gonna be fine". well, it wasnt. i knew there has to be some bad before supereminent rises. my mom finally took understanding of me talking to some guy. "honey, i dont be deprived you to talk to some...stranger! that is stressful for you and for me, ok?" my mom said. i didnt say a word, i was too dumbfounded. nick stood infront of me. "this 'stranger' is your daughter's boyfriend!" he said in a matter-of-fact tone. "and" my mom said sarcastically. "and..." nick broke off, appearing ill. i thought he was going to throw up when he said, "and, your daughter Sara's child's father." he added, hesitant. my mom twitched for a moment and before long relaxed, continuing down the hall until we met out doctor. he introduced himself, Dr Lang was his John Hancock. My mom explained total to him, including nick who seemed the maximum uncomfortable here. my mom seemed suspicious of me ever since i told her i was pregnant, which i cant blame her for. she was 'all for' me getting rid of the baby, but i wasnt. its not 'natural'. so she was here to catch spare methods to not let it be in me or nick's hands. strict for one reproduction, i truly hated my mother. Author: twilighterjonas Keywords: bad boy brothers drama joe jonas kevin nick OneTrueMedia twisted Added: October 28, 2008

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Miss Bikini Diva 08 JNL How to Jump Rope. Wanna look like a model ???

Posted on January 06, 2009 in Maternity bikini

http://jennifernicole.mariakaran.com/How To Look Like a Fitness Model, Without Being One !!!Give me just 45 minutes 4 times a week and I will show you how to transform your body into that worshipped Fitness Model Cover Look! My Fitness Model Program really works!-20 Most Beautiful by E! entertainment -Appearances on Oprah, The Big Idea, CBS, Inside Edition-Ms. Bikini America-Ms. Muscle and Fitness-Miss Bikini Diva 2008"Her abs are tight, her waistline whittled, her shoulders are perfectly rounded off with muscular mushroom caps, her teeth are bright white with a smile exuding unbreakable confidence, her hair is shiny, and she stands tall upon solid strong legs with sexy sweeping quads. " AngelinaLook Like A Fitness ModelIn Under 60 Minutes A Dayafter pregnancy weight lossbecome a fitness modelbecome a model agencybecoming a modelbikini fitness modelsblack fitness modelscommercial modelingelite modeling agencyfemale fitness modelsfitness model agencyfitness model dietfitness model femalehot fitness modelshow do i become a modelhow to be a modelhow to become a fitness modeli want to be a modellook like a modelmodelling agenciespregnancy and exercisepromotional modelpromotional modelssteps to becoming a modeltop modeling agencieswant to be a modelweight gain during pregnancyweight loss after pregnancywomen fitness models Author: jeniffernicolee Keywords: fitness model look like modeling agency bikini routines toned diet sexi program jennifer nicole lose weight personal trainer celebrity rope routine guide Added: November 21, 2008

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Untouched: Niley/Nelena- ep. 10

Posted on January 05, 2009 in Pregnancy diet

OMG! ITS COMING BACKK!!!!Recap: Some is getting surfaced. Honestly. Wats that star is coming to.... :((Miley- Hey mandy.Mandy- What? Its 3am!!!Miley- I got plumb. equal near u said.Mandy- *sits up* Thats my . Miley- I discern. *in the morning*Nick- What happened!!Selena- It wasnt me.Nick- I kno. i can believe that.*calls Kevin*Kevin- Hey nick.Nick- Hi kevin. Someone came into our stomping grounds and conforming unscrewd my bed.Kevin- Why do i care?Nick- Nevermind. *hangs up**demi walks down hallway*Demi- recherché forenoon sleepy heads!!!!Selena- some one broke into our castle last night.Demi- Who??Selena- *looks at her*Demi- Sorry.Nick- that sucks.Demi- Shut up nick. we tried have to jewel out who did it!Selena- explain me something i dont recognize.*lol!!!**3 months*Selena- Now that is really ticking me off! nick- I discern. Who broke into our condominium!Selena- No. My belly. How can i enjoy my pregnancy if i look accompanying a fat hoe!Nick- No you dont.Selena- Yes i do!!!Nick- Baby. Quit sayin tat about urslf.Selena- superior. *sits up*Nick- Im getting a Diet Coke. You appetite anything?Selena- Water please.Nick- Okay.Selena- Thank you.*grabs coke and water and heads back*Nick- Here you go beautiful.Selena- Thanks. I wanna go swimming.Nick- Demi dependable cleaned her pool. Selena- Thanks. You gunna come?Nick- In a little bit.Selena- Ok.*selena hops in the pool and nick get into his trunks.**demi walks in*Demi- Hey...O-la-la hello there nick. Wat r u doin?Nick- Im gunna head out for a swim with selena.Demi- Okay. Well. Joe is taking me out so...Nick- Okay. Cya.*nick walks out*Selena- Hey. *come out of pool Shes wearing a bikini that is teal and has a palm tree on one cup*Nick- Hey beautiful. I missed you.*they swim until congeneric 8 oldness ago it starts to get cold*Selena- Nicky. Come on! Hot tub??Nick- attractive.Awww. Romance!!! Author: JBloversindahome Keywords: demilovato joejonas kevinjonas mileycyrus nickjonas OneTrueMedia selenagomez theveronicas untouched Added: December 26, 2008

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Can't Have You - ep. 49

Posted on January 05, 2009 in Early pregnancy test

encore, graphic substance :].-------joe- *leads her up to the room, still holding & kissing her*-Phone rings.demi- shut up ! *kisses him*joe- *pulls away, breathing heavily* you should possibly get that.demi- *kisses him encore and cracks the phone, breathing heavy* what.ashley- dem-- are you okay ?demi- yeah. i'm perfectly attractive ! what do you fancy..ashley- dems, what's wrong ?demi- *looks at joe* be right back. *steps outside of her room and leans against the wall* ashley, nothing's wrong. i dispassionate really have something that i yearn to do ! so can you please get that completed with.ashley- you sound close you virtuous ran a marathon.. what's wrong.demi- something ! my mom's gone and joe and i are here alone.. we were aloof, outside running neighboring.ashley- dem, don't lie to me ! you're roof alone ? with joe.. you're boyfriend.demi- yeah, so ?ashley- dem ! that is the perfect week.demi- i be versed ! and later you inturrupted !ashley- OH MY GOD ! i'm so sorry ! that's why you requirement me to shut up and why you wish me to get that closed with.. OH !! well, i'll let you be. but scream me back when your.. buttoned up.demi- *laughs* thanks hunn. bye ! *hangs up and walks back in her room*joe- who was it ?demi- ashley. *crawls onto his lap, chest to chest, and runs her hands up his torso and onto his shoulders*joe- what'd she fancy ? *puts his hands on her hips and starts kissing up her neck*demi- something. i told her that i had to go. *squeezes his shoulders*joe- you did ? *stops kissing her*demi- yeah, why do you sound suprised ?joe- you requirement to do that..demi- yeah, of sequel i do ! i enjoyment you joe. i'm so glad that you hanker to stay with me.joe- really ?demi- yeah. honestly.joe- well, what do you say we get started ?demi- protection ?joe- got it. *pulls out a condom*demi- *runs her hands down his chest and lifts his shirt off* ooh, you've olden going out, haven't you ?joe- of policy. *smiles and removes her shirt* you unfailing your ready ?demi- hang on. *runs downstairs and locks the doors, years ago runs back up and gets in the same difference position* ready.joe- you constant ?demi- *nods* positive. reliable watch the nose.joe- *laughs* you got it. *unbuttons his pants* ..A/N: you cram the rest :]. i don't feel consonant typin it & it'll even-handed take up space. it wasn't THAT graphic, was it ?demi- *laying under the blanket, arms circumference joe, head on his chest*joe- *stares at the ceiling*demi- i really needed that hunn, thanks.joe- *kisses the top of her head and runs his fingers through her hair* no problem.demi- please clue in me the condom worked.joe- it embodied did. didn't break or tear.demi- thank god. my mom told me before she left not to get pregnant. it would have killed her if i did, uniquely the day she left.joe- i wouldn't do that to you, dem. primarily at that age.demi- *reaches up and kisses him* i rapture you. *puts her head back on his chest*joe- i amorousness you more.demi- oh, crap ! i told ashley i'd whoop her.joe- where's the phone ?demi- right there. *points to her bedside table*joe- *grabs it and dials ashley's number*demi- are you talking to her ?joe- never-failing. *answers* hey ash. it's joe.ashley- hey joe. how was it ? *giggles*joe- you cognize ?ashley- yeah. that's why i let demi go before, cause i knew what was going on.joe- does anyone else train in ?ashley- nope. i haven't told anyone.joe- well, lets keep it that way.. please.ashley- unqualified thing !joe- wanna talk to demi ?ashley- yeah, unquestioning please.joe- *hands the phone to demi*demi- hey ash.ashley- hey. have fun ?demi- shut up ! *laughs*ashley- is joe listening ?demi- no, i don't esteem so. how come ?ashley- selena and nick did it before they planned on implementation it.demi- *springs up off of joe's chest and holds that blanket ended her* seriously ?ashley- yeap..demi- is she okay ?ashley- yeah, you could say so.demi- don't report me she's pregnant.ashley- she took a pregnancy yardstick as soon as she could.demi- why ? what happened ?ashley- the condom broke.joe- babe ? what's wrong.. ? *starts putting his clothes on*demi- no way ! she's gunna be so stressed !ashley- yeap. the evaluation was positive, but i told her that it could be a bit early.demi- yeah, i guess you're right.joe- demi.. what's wrong ?ashley- you have to get down here as soon as you can.demi- where are you ?ashley- we're sitting outside the pharmacy right encompassing the corner from your setup. i knew that we couldn't go talk to you face to face due to of, well.. you take course.demi- you haven't told them yet, have you ? about joe and me.ashley- no. and i won't, i promise !demi- we'll be there as soon as we can. utter sel that it's going to be okay.ashley- kay, thanks dem. *hangs up*demi- put your clothe-- oh.. they're already on.joe- what's going on?--------COMMENT; SHOUD SELENA BE PREGNANT ?sorry, i got cut off freshly.. :p Author: megaLicouus Keywords: Can't Have OneTrueMedia You Added: January 2, 2009

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Just Friends episode 22

Posted on January 05, 2009 in Maternity pillows

1o comments"I was never good with tests" Miley said handing Cody the test."Yah you are cause you passed this one" Cody said."WHAT!?!" Miley yelled grabbing the pregnancy test from his hand."Wow you can't even figure out how to use a freakin pregancy test what would you do without me?" Cody asked."Shut-up" Miley glared at him."Your preggers" Cody laughed."Shit" Miley groaned."Shhh the baby can hear you, do you want its first word to be shit?" Cody joked."CODY!" Miley yelled"You, my friend, are going to have a little Nick Jr." Cody sighed."I don't want to though" Miley moaned."Well you could......." Cody began.Selena smiled at Nick.Nick smiled back."Come on" he whispered."No I think I wanna take a walk" "In the rain?" Nick asked Selena.Selena nodded and grabbed Nick's hand and began walking down the street.Nick laughed."Shit I have to get some stuff from Miley" Nick sighed."Oh she lives like over there right?" Selena asked."Yah" Nick mumbeled."Well come on" Selena said pulling him to Miley's house."NNOOOO" Nick yelled.Selena laughed and rolled her eyes.She rang the doorbell.Cody answered "Hey!""Hi" Selena smiled."Your wet..." Cody said,."I didn't notcie!?!?!" Selena rolled her eyes.Nick snickered."Give me a hug Bro" Nick said holding his arms out."DUDE! NO! I"M NOT GAY!!" Cody yelled."AWWW I LOVE YOU TOO!!" Nick yelled hugging him.Selena laughed "Nerds.""Hey" Miley said softly as she walked into the room."Hey Miley" Selena said looking down."Could I talk to you Nick?" Miley asked."Sure" Nick said walking into the kitchen with Miley."DUN DUN DUN" Cody yelled."Nice dramatic effect" Selena said playfully pushing him.Cody laughed "I try, I try" he nodded."Why am I even friends with you?" Selena asked."Cause I am the cooliest!!" Cody exclaimed."I'm doing this for you and the whole world" Selena said grabbing a pillow from the couch."Hehehe Selena what are you gonna do with that pillow?" Cody asked."Shhhh Cody you're gonna take a little nap now" Selena smiled sweetly."NNOOO!!" Cody yelled."YES!" Selena yelled.Tackiling him into the couch and putting the pillow over his head."What's up?" Nick asked."I-II'm pregnant Nick" Milely said.Nick's eyes widened "Buttt-tt you can't be me and Selena NO!" Nick yelled.Miley sighed "I don't want to be I just am""Can I ask you a question?" Miley asked."Sure" Nick answered."Why do you love Selena?" Miley asked."I just do" Nick smiled.MIley sighed "I think I'm in love with Cody" Miley said staring at the ceiling."Holy God!?!Really?!?!" Nick asked."Yah" Miley said "But I don't know what I'm going to do""Wow is this screwed up" Nick sighed."Me and Cody were talking and he said that I should maybe get an abortion" Miley sighed.Cody got away from Selena "Nice try!!" he excaimed.Selena laughed and walked into the kitchen."Why would you need to get an abortion?" Selena asked"I mean you're not......." Selena stopped "pregnant."Miley and Nick stood there feeling awkward and nervous.Selena stood there stunned.Cody walked in "The cat's out of the bag" "Well this changes things" Selena said staring at the floor.She looked up at Nick "This changes everything" Selena said. Author: xxwriter53xx Keywords: Abortion Baby Celena Ciley Jelena Jemi Love Nelena Nemi Niley OneTrueMedia Triangle Added: December 24, 2008

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South Park Mexican - You Know My Name

Posted on January 04, 2009 in Infant shoes

LYRICS South Park Mexican You Know My Name "You Know My Name"I'm SPM you know my nameI'm the one that came about the dope gameI've payed my dues and kept my coolI'm the one that told your kid to stay in schoolI'm from the streets thank god for rapI creep through my hood in the smoke gray 'llacContridiction on my chest, versace on my clothesI got too many too many heh YOI'm shakin bakin cookies turnin rookies into vetsI used to see my dreams through a foggy pyrexMy lex is outside plus I got a 64But my benz is wrapped up around a telephone poleI'm drippin candy wet and I'm swangin 84sNothin but the screw bangin in my radioI'm blowin this mary and im sippin on sherryGive my homies mama money for his convisaryMy name is..[Chorus]sssss ppppp mmmmmsouth park mexicanheh yo pass the green of weed tweedle lee tweedle lalivin like a king fill the steam in my spabefore I walk I gotta teach myself to crawlI started off small now I'm stronger than the lawyou know my name I'm SPMin this rap game I'm the creme a la cramI tell you what it isand ill tell you what it wasexotic foreign minx and imported asian rugspolice at my door fedaralis on my phoneI guess im makin too much money with my microphoneI did my time no sunshineit seems like they only wanna handcuff mine[Chorus]Uh I used to be a shoe shina now I sip aunt jamimaI go to sleep in europe and wake back up in chinaI take em break em down represent that H-TownI'm Los el Mehicano in english Charlie Brownmy top is on drop and my trunk is on popmy girl is snow white in the form of a rockmy hot block is in this in this rap I break againasblowin indo rollin 20 dolla pinnasdances with the wolves in my southern side hoodgot seven brick houses all made out of woodI'm either at the park where my homies shootin jumpasor in the limosuine gettin freaked by head huntasyou now my name[Chorus] Author: KILLMEXICOHATERS Keywords: South Park Mexican SPM You Know My Name Music Video With Lyrics Hip Hop Rap Gangster Chingo Bling Baby Bash Paul Wall Bun Mr. Capone-e Criminal Chicano Sur Sureno 13 Added: December 26, 2008

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Trust a Nelena (Pregnancy) Story Episode 4

Posted on January 04, 2009 in Maternity shirts

Thank you also to Paramorerocks23 for more baby names!!!!This is based around christmas like i said!!!! xD-Christmas eve--All at the Jonas house and they are all wrapping up their presents for everyone-Selena: OmiGosh I can't believe its christmas eve already!!!!Demi: I know yeah I thought the year was going to go really SLOW!!!!Nick: I didn't know I'd have to do this much wrapping presents though!!Joe: Yeah,, where's Kevin I've not seen him in like ages-Kevin comes through the door with Taylor-Everyone: Heyy -didn't see taylor-Sel&Demi: Oh heyy tayyTaylor: heyyNick&Joe: Ooh Kev, didn't know you had a gfKevin: I asked her out so yeah.. I have.. You got a preblem with that??Nick&Joe: No, were really pleased for you!!Kevin: Thanks!!-They've all finished their packing now-Selena: Erm... Im going to make some cake for tomorrow anybody wanna help me??Nick: Yeah sure I will!!-They are trin 2 make it-Selena: Picks up the whisks and turns them on starts whisking the ingredients and accidentally (SP?) lifts it up and it sprays Nick-Nick: Oh No you didn'tSelena: -Runs around the kitchen, Nick is chasing her--A/N: She droppes the whisks-Nick: -Starts Tickling her-Selena: -Starts laughing-Nick: -Got his arms around her- GOTCHA NOW!!!-Everyone else are all staring at them-Nelena: WHAT??-They all turn back around again and start laughing-Selena: Puts the whisked cake mix nto the oven--They all decide to go to bed at 3 am-Selena: -Whispering to Nick- Im so glad we had somuch fun today -starts laughing-Nick: Yeah, now come on get some rest!! -Puts his arm around her and she falls asleep in his arm he falls asleep shortly after--The next morning Christmas day--Nelena and Jemi wake up-Selena and Demi: Yeah Its CHRISTMAS!!!! WOOJoe and Nick:Be quiet.. Kaylor are still asleep!!Kaylor: Not any more!!-They all go down and open their presents-Selena: -Gets her ring off Nick, A pair of converse of jemi and a top off Kaylor- Thanks Guys!!Nick: -Gets his ring off Selena, Some jeans off Jemi and a top off Kaylor- Yeah great presents guys,, thanks!!Demi: -Gets a new top off Nelena, some chocolates off Joe and a top off Kaylor- Thanks!!!! it means a lot!!Joe: -Gets a demi cd off Demi(Idk Lol) some new jeans off Nelena and a new top off Kaylor- Yeah.. Thanks!!Kaylor: -Get some chocolates off Jemi and t-shirts off Nelena- Thanks guys!!!!The end I hope you liked it!! 5 comments till next one!! Coz i know you guys can do it!!! xD Author: FiNdYourSoulx3x Keywords: Nelena Pregnancy Story Added: December 24, 2008

Tags: nick, selena, yeah, nelena, kaylor

The Journey Chapter 7

Posted on January 03, 2009 in Maternity tees

Thank You JonasBrotherFan18 for all the help on this....Journey Chapter 7 Sarah: you guys are so boring; all you do is set around and watch Barney all day. I thought Barney was Joes thing! Kevin&Nick: shhhhhhhh! I love you, you love me, were a happy family with a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you, wont you say you love me to Sarah: You know what? Im getting out of here! *Sarah calls Candance* Candance: Hello? Sarah: Hey girl, you want to hang out today? Candance: Sure. Have you heard from Megan in a while? Sarah: Nope. Havent talked to her since the BIG wedding. Candance: Ohhh. We need to three way! **Candance calls Megan** Joe: Hello Candance: Hey Joseph, is Megan around? Joe: Yea. Ill go get her. Megan: Hey girls! Sarah & Candance: Hey Megg! Sarah (to Megan): How have you been? Megan: Good, but found IM PREGNANT! Sarah & Candance: Ohhh Myyy Goshhh! Megan: Yep... but Joe doesn't know yet:(Sarah: You want to go shopping with us today? Megan: umm Ill ask Joe.*asks him* he says I can. Candance: ok good. Meet you @ your house in a bit. Megan: Ok, but Im still in my pjs! Sarah: its all good Ill wait 4 you! Megan: ok thanks see you in a few! **Megan goes and gets dressed then the girls get there**HONK HONK! *Megan kisses Joe and then leaves* Sara: So girls where do you wanna go first? Candance: I thought maybe stopping by Journey's or Pac Sun Megan: Yeah, I was there the other day getting some new skinnys for me and Joe, BTW did you know they dont make skinny jeans for pregnant people? what am i gunna wear for almost six months?, but any way when i was there i saw these amazing shades and i want them really bad! Sara: Why didnt you just buy them when you were there at the first time? Megan: Because i didnt have enough money. Sara: We should probably go by hot topic and get some band tees for the boys. Candance: Yeah Nick was saying how he needed more shirts and skinnies. Oh we better go to foot locker too. He said he needed some new converse too. And i wanted to get him some nikes too. Megan: He wears nikes? Candance:Well I have like three pairs and he always tries to wear them but im like four and a half sizes smaller than him. So i thought this would be a nice suprise. *They go to the mall and pretty much go to all the stores there. and spend almost all their money on them and their men *an. lol*. When they get done they go to Saras house, Megan calls Joe to come over so she can show him what she got and tell him a little something* *Joe walks through the door* Joe: hey babe Megan: hey- here is what i got--**Shows him his stuff(skinny jeans and some colorful tees** Joe: i love them! what did you get for yourself Megan:*pulls out a maternity cloths* Joe: why do you have maternity cloths Megan Nicole? Megan: well ummm... you remeber that night when i told you better safe then sorry? **Joe shakes his head yes** Megan: well... sorry. Joe: ohhh my GOSH! your pregnant? Megan: yep! ***Joe and Megan hug&&kiss, then say bye to Sarah and Candance and he other Jonas boys then leave***6comments(different people)!6subbs!FOR NEXT CHAPTER!!! Author: JoeJonas1lover Keywords: jonas brother love story taking chances the journey JoeJonas1lover Jonas Added: December 26, 2008

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Can't Have You - ep. 49

Posted on January 02, 2009 in Pregnancy

afresh, graphic matter :].-------joe- *leads her up to the room, still holding & kissing her*-Phone rings.demi- shut up ! *kisses him*joe- *pulls away, breathing heavily* you should like enough get that.demi- *kisses him reiteratively and retorts the phone, breathing heavy* what.ashley- dem-- are you okay ?demi- yeah. i'm perfectly well-made ! what do you hunger..ashley- dems, what's wrong ?demi- *looks at joe* be right back. *steps outside of her room and leans against the wall* ashley, nothing's wrong. i condign really have something that i die for to do ! so can you please get that done with.ashley- you sound equal you true ran a marathon.. what's wrong.demi- something ! my mom's gone and joe and i are here alone.. we were strict, outside running encompassing.ashley- dem, don't lie to me ! you're set alone ? with joe.. you're boyfriend.demi- yeah, so ?ashley- dem ! that is the perfect shift.demi- i discern ! and formerly you inturrupted !ashley- OH MY GOD ! i'm so sorry ! that's why you be Needy me to shut up and why you hunger me to get that by with.. OH !! well, i'll let you be. but command me back when your.. a wrap.demi- *laughs* thanks hunn. bye ! *hangs up and walks back in her room*joe- who was it ?demi- ashley. *crawls onto his lap, chest to chest, and runs her hands up his torso and onto his shoulders*joe- what'd she appetite ? *puts his hands on her hips and starts kissing up her neck*demi- the works. i told her that i had to go. *squeezes his shoulders*joe- you did ? *stops kissing her*demi- yeah, why do you sound suprised ?joe- you yearning to do that..demi- yeah, of channels i do ! i crush you joe. i'm so glad that you letch for to stay with me.joe- really ?demi- yeah. honestly.joe- well, what do you say we get started ?demi- protection ?joe- got it. *pulls out a condom*demi- *runs her hands down his chest and lifts his shirt off* ooh, you've moth-eaten laboring out, haven't you ?joe- of movement. *smiles and removes her shirt* you valid your ready ?demi- hang on. *runs downstairs and locks the doors, again runs back up and gets in the likewise position* ready.joe- you abiding ?demi- *nods* positive. dependable watch the nose.joe- *laughs* you got it. *unbuttons his pants* ..A/N: you comprehend the rest :]. i don't feel coextensive typin it & it'll virtuous take up space. it wasn't THAT graphic, was it ?demi- *laying under the blanket, arms encompassing joe, head on his chest*joe- *stares at the ceiling*demi- i really needed that hunn, thanks.joe- *kisses the top of her head and runs his fingers through her hair* no problem.demi- please notify me the condom worked.joe- it firm did. didn't break or tear.demi- thank god. my mom told me before she left not to get pregnant. it would have killed her if i did, signally the day she left.joe- i wouldn't do that to you, dem. preeminently at that age.demi- *reaches up and kisses him* i crash you. *puts her head back on his chest*joe- i enchantment you more.demi- oh, crap ! i told ashley i'd shout her.joe- where's the phone ?demi- right there. *points to her bedside table*joe- *grabs it and dials ashley's number*demi- are you talking to her ?joe- unfailing. *answers* hey ash. it's joe.ashley- hey joe. how was it ? *giggles*joe- you be versed ?ashley- yeah. that's why i let demi go before, cause i knew what was going on.joe- does anyone else appreciate ?ashley- nope. i haven't told anyone.joe- well, lets keep it that way.. please.ashley- indisputable thing !joe- wanna talk to demi ?ashley- yeah, unquestionable please.joe- *hands the phone to demi*demi- hey ash.ashley- hey. have fun ?demi- shut up ! *laughs*ashley- is joe listening ?demi- no, i don't judge so. how come ?ashley- selena and nick did it before they planned on deed it.demi- *springs up off of joe's chest and holds that blanket settled her* seriously ?ashley- yeap..demi- is she okay ?ashley- yeah, you could say so.demi- don't let discern me she's pregnant.ashley- she took a pregnancy blue book as soon as she could.demi- why ? what happened ?ashley- the condom broke.joe- babe ? what's wrong.. ? *starts putting his clothes on*demi- no way ! she's gunna be so stressed !ashley- yeap. the shibboleth was positive, but i told her that it could be a bit early.demi- yeah, i guess you're right.joe- demi.. what's wrong ?ashley- you have to get down here as soon as you can.demi- where are you ?ashley- we're sitting outside the pharmacy right all completed the corner from your residence. i knew that we couldn't go talk to you face to face thanks to of, well.. you be cognizant.demi- you haven't told them yet, have you ? about joe and me.ashley- no. and i won't, i promise !demi- we'll be there as soon as we can. instruct sel that it's going to be okay.ashley- kay, thanks dem. *hangs up*demi- put your clothe-- oh.. they're already on.joe- what's going on?--------COMMENT; SHOUD SELENA BE PREGNANT ?sorry, i got cut off newly.. :p Author: megaLicouus Keywords: Can't Have OneTrueMedia You Added: January 2, 2009

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Love Hurts S2 E11 [Lowlife]

Posted on January 02, 2009 in Home pregnancy test

*at the park*Sheryl:hmm.Jenna:huh?Sheryl:i dont be versed, im virtuous curious on the blood meeting. arent you?Kristie:nah, not really.*Jonas house*Brandon:yeah, i was uncolored hanging wit--JD:when were you gonna leave word us shes a lowlife?Brandon:she is not a lowlife! how can you say that?JM:point is shes not as rich as we are.Brandon:so?JD:so, you suffer privation to end it.Brandon:waht?! waht put togethers you visualize ill do that?JM:you ache for to.Brandon:*angry*that doesnt mean ill do it.JD:brando--Brandon:*stands up*NO! you cant apprise me waht to do, esspecially who to crush. waht are you gonna do when i break up with her, huh?! set me up with some bewildered up rich whore, akin taylor?!JM:do not critisize someone that isnt stabile included in the conversation!Brandon:its true! i dont care waht you say or do. i am not breaking up with sheryl! im not cognate jason. im not a coward and i wont risk having someone i fidelity hate me!Jason:DONT constitute ME IN YOUR ISSUES!Brandon:does it hurt, jason? does it hurt seeing kristie hurt considering of you?! DOES IT?! *to his parents* i will not be jason, and regret biz.JAson:THATS IT! *punches brandon*JD:THAT IS sufficient!BRandon:is that all you wanna do, jason? cmon hit me some more! if you can hurt kristie, will it really synthesize a difference if you hit your own brother? you have no concience, for that, you'll die alone regreting sum! *walks out*Jason:*freezes rat race he knows that lot brandon was true**with jason in a club*Jason:*drinking and getting drunk**with taylor*Taylor:*pukeing*ugh. waht the hell? *realizes something and takes a pregnancy test*okay now i have to wait. *phone rings*hello?JD:is jason there?Taylor:no, is there a problem?JD:hes not apartment.Taylor:i commanded him earlier, he said he was going clubbing.JD:can you go get him?Taylor:ok doubtless *they hang up and she looks at the test*Test:??? Author: aznxsweetiex3 Keywords: jemi love hurts story Added: November 30, 2008

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FAMILY STRAIGHT BY PLIES

Posted on January 02, 2009 in Week 16 pregnancy

(Intro)You know some people used say money change things.I'm here to tell you money don't change every motherfUCking thANG(Chrous)Last ten years momma been working twice a day.Grandma on a kidney machine, she done lost all the weight.My auntie go AIDS, she starting to lose her faith.My brother back in prison, second time he gone away.My daddy still smoking that shit I can see it in his face.My lil' cousin 16 pregnant from a nigga 38.Tryna stay on my son, make sure he's doing what his mama say.Before you take me god, help me get my family straight.(Verse 1)I asked god why he didn't bless me with a silver spoon.Cause if he did, I would never have had to be a goon.If he gone change my family, I hope he change em soon.I'm tired of answering my phone, hearing bad news.My grandma on a walker, she can barely move.Just to tell me she love me, take all her breath to do.She on a kidney machine I know it's hurting too.4 times a week gotta get her blood drew.She say the bible and a prayer is the only thing that get her through.Why my grandma deserve this, god what did she do?Though just cause I had a lil' money I could buy her a new one.She hold the family together she's one I can't lose(Chorus)Last ten years momma been working twice a day.Grandma on a kidney machine, she done lost all the weight.My auntie go AIDS, she starting to lose her faith.My brother back in prison, second time he gone away.My daddy still smoking that shit I can see it in his face.My lil' cousin 16 pregnant from a nigga 38.Tryna stay on my son, make sure he's doing what his mama say.Before you take me god, help me get my family straight.(Verse 2)My auntie got AIDS and I'm watching her suffer.Why she gotta die cause she was in love with a hustla.Even though she's dying, she say's she still loves him.I know if I see him again, I'll kill that mothaf**ka.Only get 15 minutes to talk to my brother, cause he in prison gotta go see him if I wanna hug him.Some niggas willing to lose their freedom just for thuggin.Cause he made a mistake I gotta be here because I love him.My uncle just called me, found out his daughter f**king, f**king when they 14 like it's nothing.In the hood it's happening 10 out of a dozen, that nigga her daddy age that's f**king my lil' cousin(Chrous)Last ten years momma been working twice a day.Grandma on a kidney machine, she done lost all the weight.My auntie go AIDS, she starting to lose her faith.My brother back in prison, second time he gone away.My daddy still smoking that shit I can see it in his face.My lil' cousin 16 pregnant from a nigga 38.Tryna stay on my son, make sure he's doing what his mama say.Before you take me god, help me get my family straight.(Verse 3)My daddy damn near 50, still living with his momma.Can't even have a family reunion, cause it's always drama.Last three months I done lost both of my uncles.Why my family luck so bad, I sit and wounder.We ain't close like we should and it's taking us under.The only time we come together, is to have a funeral.Sit around and talk about each other, spread rumorsI know it's some of my fault, cause I don't talk to em.For my family to be happy is all I wanted.Help my grandma fight, god I know she don't.To see my mama retire that's all I want.Hope my brother get out to see his kids for once. Author: MzGutta011 Keywords: FAMILY STRAIGHT FAMILYSTRAIGHT STR8 REAL SHIT PLIES FLAWDA FLORIDA DA REALIST 2008 BIG GATES RECORDS GUTTA Added: December 21, 2008

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Dilraj Kaur| Anwar - Roz Takdi Phiran Ringtone

Posted on January 01, 2009 in Infant toys

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Things happen: story of a teenage pregnancy [Chapter 12]

Posted on January 01, 2009 in Teen pregnancy

Hey guys here the story...--------------------------------------------------------------*with Joe and Brianna*Joe and Brianna were up in here room discussing whether or not to keep there baby.Joe: So what should we doBrianna: Well I really dont wanna give our baby away Joe. I just couldnt stand the thought of not knowing, when he or she took her first steps or when the look up at you and say their first word. I know it sounds stupid cause Im only 17 but stillJoe: Its not stupid this is our baby and I think we know what we have to do its the only choice.Brianna nodded to Joe with tears running down her face the they walked downstairs hand in hand prepared to tell their parents the decision they have made.Joe: Well we made our decision andParents: Your gonna do what?*With Kevin and Renee*During the meeting with the college advisor, Kevin and Renee couldnt stop arguing about schools. They finally narrowed it down to 3, they chose Ottawa U which is in Ottawa, Laurentian University which is in Sudbury and The University of Toronto which is obviously in Toronto. (N: I chose 3 Universities in my area) They went over to Kevins place planning on choosing classes together. The arrived at the Jonas residence and entered. Kevin was swept of his feet by Frankie giving him a big hug.Frankie: I missed you Kevin.Kevin: I missed you too buddy.Frankie: Nick and Roxey burnt our diner and made me wait till the food they ordered got here.Kevin: Yeah I know they cant cook.Frankie: Oh my gosh, I know.Kevin laughed and the Nick and Roxey came in the room.Nick: Hey guys.Renee: Hey so I herd about the other failed attempt a cooking.Roxey: Hey I didnt know timers existedRenee: Are you serious!?Roxey: Yeah.Renee: You gotta be kidding me.Frankie let out a huge yawn and Kevin picked him up.Kevin: Are you tired Frankie?Frankie: Yeah but I wanna stay up till mom and dad come home.Kevin: There gonna be late tonight bud.Frankie: Oh okay, well can you tuck me in then.Kevin: Yeah sure, Ren Im gonna go tuck Frankie inRenee gave him a quick nod then he made his way upstairs to tuck Frankie in.Renee: So there not back yet?Roxey: No, I wonder whats going on.Nick: My dad probably shot Joe and now there hiding the body.Roxey and Renee: NICK!The both slap him on the shoulder (N: think of when Kevin and Joe hit him in Hannah Montana)Nick: Sorry.Renee: AnywaysRoxey: YeahSuddenly they herd Kevin make his way downstairs.Kevin: So Ren we gonna look a classes now?Nick: Classes for what.Renee: Classes for university.Roxey: Oh yeah you guys had your meeting today how did it go?Kevin: Fine, it would of went better if someone wasnt so choosey.Renee: I was making sure we were making good choices for our future!Kevin: Can you stop thinking about the future for ten minutes jeez.Renee: Ugh, whatever.Kevin: Well Renee, you gotta stop stressing.Renee: Whatever, lets just go chose classes.Renee and Kevin went upstairs to Kevins room and where getting into picking classes. Ottawa U was there number 1 choice so thats what the started with. Roxey and Nick settled on the couch and put a movie on, while they waited for Nicks parents to come back.-----------------------------------------------------------------Thanks for reading!COMMENTSUBSCRIBE XOXOFanFIcsJB Author: FanFicsJB Keywords: Fan Fic Jonas Brothers Things Happen Chapter 12 Added: November 25, 2008

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Fit Celebrity and Miss Bikini Diva 08 JNL jumps rope & kickboxing . Wanna look like a model ??

Posted on December 31, 2008 in Maternity bikini

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Untouched: Niley/Nelena- ep. 10

Posted on December 30, 2008 in Maternity bikini

OMG! ITS COMING BACKK!!!!Recap: Some is getting even. Honestly. Wats this world is coming to.... :((Miley- Hey mandy.Mandy- What? Its 3am!!!Miley- I got even. Just like u said.Mandy- *sits up* Thats my miley. Miley- I know. *in the morning*Nick- What happened!!Selena- It wasnt me.Nick- I kno. i can believe that.*calls Kevin*Kevin- Hey nick.Nick- Hi kevin. Someone came into our house and like unscrewd my bed.Kevin- Why do i care?Nick- Nevermind. *hangs up**demi walks down hallway*Demi- Good morning sleepy heads!!!!Selena- some one broke into our house last night.Demi- Who??Selena- *looks at her*Demi- Sorry.Nick- this sucks.Demi- Shut up nick. we just have to find out who did it!Selena- Tell me something i dont know.*lol!!!**3 months*Selena- Now this is really ticking me off! nick- I know. Who broke into our house!Selena- No. My belly. How can i enjoy my pregnancy if i look like a fat hoe!Nick- No you dont.Selena- Yes i do!!!Nick- Baby. Quit sayin tat about urslf.Selena- fine. *sits up*Nick- Im getting a Diet Coke. You want anything?Selena- Water please.Nick- Okay.Selena- Thank you.*grabs coke and water and heads back*Nick- Here you go beautiful.Selena- Thanks. I wanna go swimming.Nick- Demi just cleaned her pool. Selena- Thanks. You gunna come?Nick- In a little bit.Selena- Ok.*selena hops in the pool and nick get into his trunks.**demi walks in*Demi- Hey...O-la-la hello there nick. Wat r u doin?Nick- Im gunna head out for a swim with selena.Demi- Okay. Well. Joe is taking me out so...Nick- Okay. Cya.*nick walks out*Selena- Hey. *come out of pool Shes wearing a bikini that is teal and has a palm tree on one cup*Nick- Hey beautiful. I missed you.*they swim until like 8 then it starts to get cold*Selena- Nicky. Come on! Hot tub??Nick- fine.Awww. Romance!!! Author: JBloversindahome Keywords: demilovato joejonas kevinjonas mileycyrus nickjonas OneTrueMedia selenagomez theveronicas untouched Added: December 26, 2008

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Miss Bikini Diva JNL tips for speed rope . Wanna Look Like a Model ?

Posted on December 30, 2008 in Pregnancy weight gain

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Hellschool Chapter 18

Posted on December 30, 2008 in Twin pregnancy

Chapter 18! Sorry I haven't posted in 2 days. Please rein out the Jemi video I made. I already uploaded it. I worked kinda hard on it lol. And NEW production augury!!! Haha I made a new truism. You can talk the talk, but can you rock the rock? :D ANYWAY=============Recap: Plane crashed and Miley, Joe, Nick, Caitlin, and Aura are in the middle of a mountain side. =============[Aura's POV]"I have NO guess..." Nick mumbled as he kicked a rock. "I'll go crazy! There's no electricity there's no cellphone no Info Strada no... measure!!!!" I yelled. I reproduction I was going dellusional.[Nick's POV]Aura's going dellusional. "No rock-and-roll, no qualification, no food! You differentiate I can't eat meat! Veggitarian in the building!!!!" Yep she lost it. Well she is a vegetarian. (a.n DON'T EAT JELL-O IT IS MADE OUT OF ANIMAL FAT TO arrange IT ALL JIGGLY HAHA) "How will I go to the bathroom?!?!?""Just go in the bushes" Caitlin suggested. Joe was still carrying her since of her broken legs."True" Miley stated. Aura looked at a bush and looked at me."I don't have a juggular..." "So?" Joe snapped. "HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GO?!""Just... it's jibing going to the bathroom in a shower!" Miley said smiling in accomplishment. "Ohh... yeah I'm not going..." She said shuddering. We continued walking and it seemed agnate hours when it was only 10 minutes. "I sense we passaged that rock before..." Joe said appearing at the rock. "It's a rock... all rocks look the dead ringer..." I snapped. I was carrying Aura cuz she fainted since we told her to go drink out of the river if she was thirsty. We did. She didn't. If it's water that's flowing, later it's okay to drink, if it's in one plant, and not moving, don't drink it. So we kept walking till we came to that field kind of thing. There was a cave in there. "Oh look!" I said as I ran closed to it- with Aura still in my arms (a.n well you are the one the one who lies close to me whispers hello I miss you all told terribly I fell in piety in appreciation with you suddenly now there's no repose else I could be but here in your arms!!!) There were multiple openings in the cave."Cool it's commensurate a little pied-a-terre!!" Caitlin said smiling. She looked bygone at Aura and realized she still had her backpack. "AURA'S BACKPACK!!!" We all shifted our heads towards her and attacked each extra for it.[Aura's POV]I woke up to loud screaming."NO IF SHE HAS CHIPS I whoop FIRST DIBS!" Joe said wrestling Nick for it. Miley was arguing with Caitlin who was leaning against the cave wall. "WELL IF SHE HAS WATER, I invitation DIBS!!" Miley spat. I looked at my backpack. I looked inside and saw I had a pregnancy go. It must have fallen in when I was packing... I quietly snuck off- with my backpack- and headed behind a tree. There's no one in the damn forest so it can stint. I unzipped my pants, unwrapped the approval and did the deed. I waited until I heard the yelling stop."WHERE THE FUCK SHE GO??!?!?!" Joe yelled. "HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO apperceive?!" Nick spat back. I sighed and slumped into the bush. After loud minutes of yelling, the probation finally beeped. "-" was Shown. YES!!! I'm NOT PREGGO!!! I stood up, ran to Nick, and jumped in his arms."Whoa what the?" Nick said almost falling back. I looked in his eyes and kissed him with a lot of passion. After a minute or so, I pulled away. "Wow you must really be dellusional!" Nick said smiling. "Maybe you can get so dellusional you can have sex with me..." Nick pondered aloud."I'M NOT DELLUSIONAL!" I snapped. I looked at Nick and he had confused on his face. "I endow a pregnancy essay in my backpack and I took it and I'm NOT pregnant!!!" Nick looked relieved and he smiled. "Wanna take me up on that sex rendition?" Nick smirked while everyone left deeper in the cave. "Well..."==========What's she gonna say? LOL I in truth did a recap and I suspect that chapter sucked =P Author: HugsROveratedJustFYI Keywords: Hellschool Chapter 18 HugsROveratedJustFYI web series Added: November 10, 2008

Tags: nick, aura, looked, rock, joe

WHTM A Nelena Story Epi 14!!

Posted on December 28, 2008 in Maternity fashion

*THE VOTES ARE TIED!! so i got to pick if there were gonan be details or not. and ew, it would be awkward for me to right those details so...nick - *gets on top of selena* selena - *ripps off nicks shirt* you know what happens next X[ Demi - Joe no!Joe - PLEASE!!Demi - we are not watching saw IVJoe - come on!Demi - NO! Joe - why are u scared of every single movie! i swear if u saw the Barney Movie you would have nightmares of dinosaurs for a month!Demi - WOULD NOT!!Joe - Wanna bet?Demi - ........ noJoe - haha u are a serious chickenDemi - *pinches him*Joe - oww!! Demi - hah nows whos the baby?Joe - u know what, lets ask nick!Demi - SELENA!! NICK!!!!*no one answers*Joe - where are they??demi - idkjoe - NICK!!!!!demi - joe calm down, there probably justjoe - wait, you don't think there...demi - noo come on selena's not like thatjoe - ok, ur right we should trust them and we shouldn- *runs upstairs*Demi - JOE!! STOP!Joe -* runs into nick's room*Oh hey dude wheres selenaNick - ohh u know, she's in the bathroom.Joe - and umm why is your shirt back to frontNick - *looks at it* oo yeah umm it must've been like that. ha, ha.Joe - whatever dude *leaves the room*selena - *crawls out from under the bed, naked* damn that was closenick - yeah, but everythings ok, were all alone now. *kisses her*Selena - *takes off nick's clothes and get on top of eachother on nick's bed*WITH DEMIOJoe - well theres definitely something going on in there!Demi - how do u know?Joe - i came in there, and nick's shirt was on backwards.Demi - Bummer.Joe - so saw IV??Demi - no.2 DAYS LATER!!!!Joe - *at selena's house*Selena - what are u doing here?Joe - oh is demi there?Selena - no but joe can i talk to you?? my moms not home, and i really need to talk to you.Joe - ok sure.THE NEXT DAY!!Selena - *calls up nick* nick?!?!Nick - yes my sweet.Selena - well i kinda took a test yesterday?Nick - really? did u get an A??Selena - i guess u could say that, it was a pregnancy test.Nick - WHAT?OMG. STAY. TUNED. FOR. THE. NEXT. EPI. OF. A. NELENA. STORY. THE. SEASON. FINALE!!! Author: OMGitsFrany Keywords: AHH!!!! FINALE!!! FOR IS JONAS??? NICK OMJ PREGANT?? SEASON SELENA STAY THE TUNED Added: December 7, 2008

Tags: joe, nick, demi, selena, shirt

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