Essential Prenatal Vitamins For Healthy Pregnancy
Posted on January 06, 2009 in Pregnancy conception calculator
[most ]of you visualize prenatal vitamins are very material Every so generally bit pregnancy , but fall through to take them appropriately.Prenatal vitamins are very crucial to keep your pregnancy healthy and highest memorable for you.So, here is the canon of vitamins that you have to essentially take while pregnancy.Vitamin A: Vitamin A is very [...]
Angie Harmon And Husband Welcome A Baby Girl | I'm Not Obsessed ...
Posted on January 05, 2009 in Pregnancy photos
I visualize that was the fastest pregnancy in celebrity history!! Seems blameless approximative yesterday her pregnancy was subsistence confirmed, when denied, caducity ago comfirmed recurrently...and with hardly any " pregnancy photos ", I totally forgot she was expecting! ...
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Essential Prenatal Vitamins For Healthy Pregnancy
Posted on January 03, 2009 in Teen pregnancies
[most ]of you visualize prenatal vitamins are very conspicuous throughout , but lose control to take them appropriately.Prenatal vitamins are very crucial to keep your pregnancy healthy and max memorable for you.So, here is the invoice of vitamins that you have to essentially take meanwhile pregnancy.Vitamin A: Vitamin A is very [...]
Love Hurts S2 E11 [Lowlife]
Posted on January 02, 2009 in Home pregnancy test
*at the park*Sheryl:hmm.Jenna:huh?Sheryl:i dont be versed, im virtuous curious on the blood meeting. arent you?Kristie:nah, not really.*Jonas house*Brandon:yeah, i was uncolored hanging wit--JD:when were you gonna leave word us shes a lowlife?Brandon:she is not a lowlife! how can you say that?JM:point is shes not as rich as we are.Brandon:so?JD:so, you suffer privation to end it.Brandon:waht?! waht put togethers you visualize ill do that?JM:you ache for to.Brandon:*angry*that doesnt mean ill do it.JD:brando--Brandon:*stands up*NO! you cant apprise me waht to do, esspecially who to crush. waht are you gonna do when i break up with her, huh?! set me up with some bewildered up rich whore, akin taylor?!JM:do not critisize someone that isnt stabile included in the conversation!Brandon:its true! i dont care waht you say or do. i am not breaking up with sheryl! im not cognate jason. im not a coward and i wont risk having someone i fidelity hate me!Jason:DONT constitute ME IN YOUR ISSUES!Brandon:does it hurt, jason? does it hurt seeing kristie hurt considering of you?! DOES IT?! *to his parents* i will not be jason, and regret biz.JAson:THATS IT! *punches brandon*JD:THAT IS sufficient!BRandon:is that all you wanna do, jason? cmon hit me some more! if you can hurt kristie, will it really synthesize a difference if you hit your own brother? you have no concience, for that, you'll die alone regreting sum! *walks out*Jason:*freezes rat race he knows that lot brandon was true**with jason in a club*Jason:*drinking and getting drunk**with taylor*Taylor:*pukeing*ugh. waht the hell? *realizes something and takes a pregnancy test*okay now i have to wait. *phone rings*hello?JD:is jason there?Taylor:no, is there a problem?JD:hes not apartment.Taylor:i commanded him earlier, he said he was going clubbing.JD:can you go get him?Taylor:ok doubtless *they hang up and she looks at the test*Test:??? Author: aznxsweetiex3 Keywords: jemi love hurts story Added: November 30, 2008
Pregnancy Week 11-ER Trip Part 1
Posted on December 29, 2008 in Sex during pregnancy
Our update and hospital scare for week 11.WATCH factor 2 FOR AN ULTRASOUND PICTURE.***What is a urinary tract ?***Your urinary tract is the combination that knock outs urine and carries it out of your body. It includes your bladder and kidneys and the tubes that connect them. When germs get into that classification, they can cause an infection.Most urinary tract infections are bladder infections. A bladder infection habitually is not serious if it is treated right away. If you do not take care of a bladder infection, it can spread to your kidneys. A kidney infection is serious and can cause permanent damage.What causes urinary tract infections?Usually, germs get into your structure through your urethra-the tube that carries urine from your bladder to the outside of your body. The germs that ordinarily cause these infections animate in your mungo intestine and are settle in your stool. If these germs get inside your urethra, they can travel up into your bladder and kidneys and cause an infection.Women bend to get more bladder infections than men. that is practicably since women have shorter urethras, so it is easier for the germs to move up to their bladders. Having sex can prepare it easier for germs to get into your urethra.You may be more subject to to get an infection if you do not drink bountiful fluids, you have diabetes, or you are pregnant. The casual that you will get a bladder infection is higher if you have any problem that blocks the flow of urine from your bladder. Examples consist of having kidney stones or an enlarged prostate gland.For causes that are not well understood, some women get bladder infections encore and afresh.What are the symptoms?You may have an infection if you have any of these symptoms: * You feel pain or burning when you urinate. * You feel identical you have to urinate repeatedly, but not lots urine ring ins out when you do. * Your belly feels tender or heavy. * Your urine is cloudy or smells bad. * You have pain on one side of your back under your ribs. that is where your kidneys are. * You have fever and chills. * You have nausea and vomiting.Call your doctor right away if you visualize you have an infection and: * You have a fever, nausea and vomiting, or pain in one side of your back under your ribs. * You have diabetes, kidney headaches, or a weak immune sum. * You are older than 65. * You are pregnant.----------------------------------------*** What does a mucus plug look equal?***A mucus plug may be clear, slightly pink or blood tinged in color. It may be stringy mucus or sticky discharge. Some women may not unfluctuating note the loss of their mucus plug considering there is already an accretion in vaginal discharge mid pregnancy. Author: xxxjoelpolexxx Keywords: vlog update pregnancy week 11 ttc trying conceive belly bare naked bump pregnant scale weight midwife home water birth Added: November 16, 2008
Conjoined Twins
Posted on December 25, 2008 in Pregnancy and birth
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Essential Prenatal Vitamins For Healthy Pregnancy
Posted on December 22, 2008 in Infant development
[most ]of you visualize prenatal vitamins are very standout pending pregnancy , but founder to take them appropriately.Prenatal vitamins are very crucial to keep your pregnancy healthy and highest memorable for you.So, here is the census of vitamins that you have to essentially take when pregnancy.Vitamin A: Vitamin A is very [...]
tata uita (father forget by w livingston larned).mpg
Posted on December 12, 2008 in Infant shoes
This is the english version of the text:Listen, son; I am saying this as you lie asleep, one little paw crumpled under your cheek and the blond curls stickily wet on your damp forehead. I have stolen into your room alone. Just a few minutes ago, as I sat reading my paper in the library, a stifling wave of remorse swept over me. Guiltily I came to your bedside.There are things I was thinking, son: I had been cross to you. I scolded you as you were dressing for school because you gave your face merely a dab with a twoel. I took you to task for not cleaning your shoes. I called out angrily when you threw some of your things on the floor.At breakfast I found fault, too. You spilled things. You gulped down your food. You put your elbows on the table. You spread butter too thick on your bread. And as you started off to play and I made for my train, you turned and waved a hand and called, "Goodbye, Daddy!" and I frowned, and said in reply, "Hold your shoulders back!"Then it began all over again in the late afternoon. As I came Up the road, I spied you, down on your knees, playing marbles. There were holes in your stockings. I humiliated you before you boyfriends by marching you ahead of me to the house. Stockings were expensive - and if you had to buy them you would be more careful! Imagine that, son, form a father!Do you remember, later, when I was reading in the library, how you came in timidly, with a sort of hurt look in your eyes? When I glanced up over my paper, impatient at the interruption, you hesitated at the door. "What is it you want?" I snapped.You said nothing, but ran across in one tempestuous plunge, and threw your arms around my neck and kissed me, and your small arms tightened with an affection that God had set blooming in your heart and which even neglect could not wither. And then you were gone, pattering up the stairs.Well, son, it was shortly afterwards that my paper slipped from my hands and a terrible sickening fear came over me. What has habit been doing to me? The habit of finding fault, of reprimanding - this was my reward to your for being a boy. It was not that I did not love you; it was that I expected too muchof youth. I was measuring you by the yardstick of my own years.And there was so much that was good and fine and true in yourcharacter. The little heart of you was as big as the dawn itself overthe wide hills. This was shown by your spontaneous impulse to rush in and kiss me good night. Nothing else matters tonight, son. I have come to your bedside in the darkness, and I have knelt there, ashamed!It is a feeble atonement; I know you would not understand these things if I told them to you during your waking hours. But tomorrow I will be a real daddy! I will chum with you, and suffer when you suffer, and laugh when you alugh. I will bite my tongue when impatient words come. I will keep saying as if it were a ritual: "He is nothing buy a boy - a little boy!"I am afraid I have visualized you as a man. Yet as I see you now, son, crumpled and weary in your cot, I see that you are still a baby. Yesterday you were in your mother's arms, your head on her shoulder. I have asked too much, too much Author: user197824 Keywords: children son father forget slideshow picture color livingston larned Added: November 24, 2008
Add Visual Dimension to Child Photography with Textures | My Baby ...
Posted on December 10, 2008 in Maternity photography
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Got Me Going Crazy~A JoBros story Ch. 19
Posted on December 10, 2008 in Pregnancy due date
Joe-pr-pregnant?Meghan-yesJoe-as in babies?Meghan-yes JoeKevin-lets take her to the vet? (goes and carefully picks Malee up and they all get in the car)Joe-kitty cat (petting Malee)Nick-i wonder how varied kittens she'll haveJoe-it would be cool if she had 5 so me you Kevin Meghan and Frankie could have our ownKevin-now hold your horses. We don't surfaced undergo if she is pregnant yetJoe-...why you gotta ruin it Kevin?Kevin-I'm sorry, JoeJoe-sike man (pats his shoulder) I allegiance you manKevin-thanks, you to JoeNick-ahemKevin-and of channels nickMeghan-awe brotherly liking (laughs)...um guys?Kevin-yeah?Meghan-...where's FrankieKevin- (stops the car and they all fly forward)Joe-ouch, Kevin...pregnant cat back hereKevin-we uncolored left our little brother palace alone with an 8 year of achievement old girl we organize kissing him yesterdayNick-I'm on it (calls the house) hey Frankie? Yeah, um we're kinda all on our way to the vet...yeah...alright, bye (hangs up) they're going to Noelle's house(They get to the vet and are sitting in the waiting room)Lady-well hello (holding her cat) what a cute cat, maybe yours and mine could go on a play dateNick-we're indeed act something that weekJoe-and more cuz Malee would proly devour your catLady- (brings her cat closer to her) oh my(A doctor calls them in)Kevin-we vision our cat is pregnantVet-let me analysis herJoe-are you gonna hurt her?Vet-...I don't knowJoe- (hands her the cat and they sit in the chairs and watch)Vet-well, it looks agnate your cat's eggo is Preggo no doubt about it (haha 'Juno')Joe- (is silent but bursts out laughing) I saw that movieVet- (laughs) I amity that movieJoe- (smiles) so can you mention how several she'll have?Vet-we'll have to do an ultra soundJoe-on a cat?Vet-yes, but we'll have so shave off her belly hairJoe-uh, no we don't call for to do thatVet-I was joking, she's not a specimen; we don't do that to catsJoe-oh (laughs) when is she due?Vet-I don't knowJoe-alright (takes malee) thank you (they leave)Nick- (petting malee in the car) (talking in the weird voice) your gonna have babies (smiles) you get kidsMalee- (licks his face)(They get home)Joe- (lays malee on the couch) your gonna be a mommy (smiles) should we shout Frankie and put before him to come shelter?Kevin-yeah, I don't feel comfortable with him vitality finished there and we didn't similarly meet her mom or dadMeghan-oh, and did I mention Noelle has a snotty little sister that hates you guysJoe-does she hate Frankie?Meghan- (shrugs)Nick-sheesh, you guys are so concluded protectiveKevin-HA!!!!! Us? And who are you to say that about us Mr. can't unbroken give her a 2 following hugNick-that hurt, KevinMeghan-and you say me and Joe argue gone the strangest thingsNick-whatever, and anyway Frankie will be fashionable, he made a promise not to get ready any contact with her (smiles) something could brew me sad at that iota. My little brother has a new friend and we're gonna get more kittens (smiles)(Frankie opens the door)Joe-hey we were reliable talking about youFrankie-I have a surprise for youJoe-what would that be?Frankie-Me and Noelle are going outNick- (frowns and ensuing forces a smile) that's towering (sits down) that's absolutely wonderful (sighs)-A week later-Joe-I'm leaving (goes and hugs nick Frankie and Kevin)Kevin-why are you so happy?Joe-cuz that is my first course with Amber after our tour where I'm not sick (goes and kisses Meghan on the top of the head and goes and darlings Malee) your getting bigger, I visualize those babies are about ready to be born (opens the door) see you all subsequential (leaves)Nick-I'm going on my juncture with Tiffany today too (looks at his phone) in lyk 15 minutesKevin-I'll be leaving in about a half our to get BellaMeghan-alright, I guess I'm buffaloed at house... all alone... with no boyfriend to cuddle with (turns her head to look at them) maybe is should blare that pizza guyKevin-NO!!! Frankie told us about him and we had to effect an excuse to what 'knock you up' meansMeghan-what did you communication him?Kevin-you don't wanna know-15 minutes go by and nick leaves-Meghan- (sighs)Kevin-don't worriment Frankie is still here(Frankie walks down)Frankie-no I'm not, I'm going on a year with NoelleKevin-where?Frankie-.... her houseKevin-alright (Frankie leaves)Meghan-even he has a dateKevin-you'll jewel someone --another 15 min go by and Kevin leaves-Meghan- (looks at Malee) I guess it's uncolored us girls, boys don't understand what we go through... we cry finished the stupidest factors (sighs)...pregnancy (smiles at Malee) and some.... alternative stuffMalee- (meows in pain)Meghan-you ok? (Pets her head)Nick- (walking up to tiffany's door and his phone rings) Meghan-I esteem Malee's about to give birthHoly crap!?!? The babies are coming!?!?!? Will Meghan meet a new guy? How will the boys dates go.... if they go on one. bargain out in Comment rate and subscribe Author: PeaceLoveJonas132 Keywords: 19 Ch. Crazy~A Going Got JoBros Me OneTrueMedia story Added: August 1, 2008
Janet Kuypers' poem "paranoia" at live show 07/17/07 #2
Posted on December 03, 2008 in Chinese pregnancy chart
Janet Kuypers performs this piece, along with poems and prose during the July 17 2007 performance art show "Living in a Big World", live 07/17/07 at the Cafe (5115 North Lincoln Avenue, in Chicago, Illinois). The show contained poems and music from assorted musicins from Wisconsin, Ohio, Tennessee, New Mexico, and even Canada, as well as original sampled music, include the writings listed toward the bottom of this show explanation. But in this show, Janet Kuypers, because shw was exemplifying living in a big world (the title of the show), she drew a large chair, painted it onto a white canvas (which actually was a bunch of pieces of 8.5" x 11" paper stuck together) and attached it to a wooden base, so she could literally sit in a drawing of a large chair (it was 60" wide, actually). The visual display of the artwork projected onto a large paper screen for this show (which once again was actually a bunch of pieces of 8.5" x 11" paper stuck together)was a drawn TV, and inside the TV a bunch of Janet Kuypers photographs from around the world was shown in this "drawn" TV.Artwork included in the projected "television" display included:The Reischtag in Berlin Germany, Tiananmen Square in Beijing China, a building in Agrigento in Cicily Italy, Air Force One with President George H. W. Bush at Pease Air Force Base in Omaha, Nebraska, a downed airplane in Joliet, Illinois, an airplane in Naples Florida, the Arbeit Macht Frei gate at the Dachau Concentration Camp in Dachau Germany, Arches National Park in Utah, Arlington National Cemetery in Arlington Virginia, Bad Gastein Austria, as bamboo frest in Oahu Hawaii, a building in Bruxelles.Belgium, castles in Rome, the Chicago skyline from Lake Michigan with superimposed landmarks like an Egyptian pyramid and a building from India and the Eiffel Tower and Big Ben and Russian churches and a mountain from the Alps, the Colloseum in Rome, a mermaid statue in Copenhagen Denmark, the White Cliffs of Dover in England, the Eiffel Tower in Paris France, el Yunque tropical rain forest in Puerto Rico, Tallinn Estonia, Gettysburg Pennsylvania, a gondola in Venice Italy, the Great Wall of China, the Senate Square Cathedral in Helsinki Finland, highrises in Shanghai China, the Hollywood sign in California, hot strings in Wyoming, a destroyed house after Katrina in New Orleans Louisiana, a King Tut like human Egyptian statue in Paris France, the Last Vegas skyline, the Louvre, Luxembourg, Michael Stipe of R.E.M. in Urbana Illinois, a painted building in Montreal Canada, a lefe-side replica of the Parthenon in Nashville Tennessee, a glove statue in front of a church in Omaha Nebraska, a pagoda near Beijing China, salvages wall art work in Pompeii, the Pyramid of Cestius in Rome, St. Petersburg Russia, San Francisco, the Seasttle Space Needle in Washington, Siberia from the sky, a video still of shydiving near the Rockies in Longmont Colorado, the space shuttle in Cape Canaveral, the Statue of Liberty in New Jersey/New York, a stop sign in Mexico (that says "alto"), Stockholm Sweden, Olympic Natl. Park Temperate Rain Forest in Washington, the Temple of Vesta in Rome, the Vatican, and Zurich Switzerland.These are the writing included in the live show:the poem: Paranoiawe sit here at dinner.I try to breathe.My hands rest on my thighs.I must watch to be sure,everything must be right:the silverware, small fork,large fork, plate, knife,large spoon, small spoon.Water glass. Wine glass.I know no one else sees them:the fish, the red fish, inthe curtains along the wall.You have to watch them.My eyes always glance there.They are evil fish. They sitin the curtains, they wait,and then they come out.And the yogurt, the yogurtis the only thing that cansave me from them. throwthe yogurt, take a spoon,use your hands. Anything.And we sat there beforedinner, and he ate hisyogurt with his first spoonbefore I could stop him.How could you do this? Howcan you save yourself now? Will I have to save you again,do you even understandthe danger—the prose: Man Who Talks Loud... Say NothingI try to learn about the world, try to understand the world. While first traveling, I did a MidWest tour of poetry, then was in a Chicago poetry show at the National Poetry Slam in Albuquerque, New Mexico. I sell my performance art audio on iTunes & Naster, I try to share myself with the world, but I wonder if I'm actually getting through to anyone.I heard a Native American man, whose parents were from two different tribes (meaning that he could never truly have an allegiance with just one tribe), say that after he traveled extensively, he tried to tell his story to the people of either tribe, and no one wanted to even listen to him. They called him Ex-eh-ba-che, which means "man who talks loud... say nothing."Ex-eh-ba-che."Man who talks loud... say nothing."Oh, what am I saying, I've been around the world, but I've never talked to a Native American. That was actually from a movie I saw, I don't even know if "Ex-eh-ba-che" is a real word or means anything.But... If I want to see something about the world around me, maybe I should turn on the tee vee, I mean, if news channels can have reporters in war zones, there's got to be something worth watching. Maybe I'll just get out the remote and turn on the tee vee, then press the play button and see what's out there in the world.—the poem: Fighting I Can DoI know these are normal thingsfor me to be going throughI know that I have been raped and beatenI know they've tried to kill meand lucky me, I survivedI think I can surviveeverything they throw at meBut as time wears onlittle pieces of this statue are chipped awayeverybody wants something, right?well, they've been taking from me and taking and taking and takingand my defenses are getting weakerand I don't know how much morefighting I can do—the poem: I Wantyou know what I want?i want a big house with filtered central airand i want a big lawn so i can recreate natureand i want a big fence so i'll know what's mineand i want the evergreens trimmed into neat littleballs, because it has to look neat. plant everythingin a row.and i want to spray chemicals on my lawnto keep the dandelions awayand i want a plastic lobster bibover my fancy dress at the fancy restaurantand don't forget the hundred dollar champagneand i want a big fat car, and i wantsomeone else to drive itand i want the two kids, one boy, one girland i want a nanny to take care of them for mei want to be famousi want everyone to love mei want iti want it all—the prose: Adjusting Your BeliefsWe lived in Pennsylvania for 6 months, and while I continued my work with cc&d magazine, I got a P.O. box in the town Intercourse Pennsylvania. And actually, it was an amish town, and we would go to the store there to stock up on spices, and the amish people who worked there were all short - Now, I know I'm tall, but when I say they were short I should also say that their heads looked child-like... that the people working there looked like they had a mild form, or early stages of, downs syndrome. We could only guess by looking at the faces of these people that the Amish had too severe a history of inbreeding, and no one new came into their community.And recently I was in Champaign to plant a tree, and we stopped at a mall and there was this hydro massage store in the mall - it was this temporary place that had booths set up for individuals to lay down in, and many jets of water pulsated into plastic sheets over the person's body, it was a massage thing that people could pay for. Now, I had seen things like this before, but I was told I should try this, you know, just splurge, so I was in this thing that looked like a tanning bed for your body with your head sticking out at the end, and John talked to a few girls there, because he noticed how they looked liked they were dressed in near Amish, or Mennonite, clothing. And he found out that these girls were in their late teens, and they came in from out of town on a bus trip; yes, they were Amish, but yes, this was a trip sponsored by their Amish community, and one of the girls said she was on this trip to hopefully find a husband.And it seems that they were doing this, they were allowing this much technology into the outskirts of their lives, to find someone else to have children with.Ah, the choices we make. The sacrifices we make to help our lives, or the things we are willing to destroy when faced with insurmountable decisions.—the poem: A Retired Policeman Talks About Suicides He's SeenAs a cop, I remember one lady, we found her in her bathtub, she cut her throat. That's odd, for women, normally they take pills, they don't like to disfigure themselves. But she knew what she wasdoing, cutting her throat in a full bath.Less messy that way. Autopsy saidshe was full of barbiturates. She wasa nurse, that explained how she knewhow to do it, but then we found outthat she was pregnant, too. And to topit off, her brother was a priest.—the prose: Technology and Communication (which is prose that has a bit of the poem "Communication '05" in it)Oh, I'm sorry. I was listening to my iPod.Oh, wait, let me see, maybe I can hook this up to play the music for you. You know, I was thinking about it - advancements in technology have been a wonderful thing, and many say it's brought the world closer together, have kept people more connected. And on some levels I can totally agree with that - I mean, I read submissions from email, saving paper and ink and postage, I keep magazines on line so people around the world can read good writing, I've even had musicians from Wisconsin, Ohio and Tennessee find my readings and set music to my words. But in the same respect, I sit all day at the same desk, staring at the web sites for the domain names I run, instead of actually meeting and working with people.I mean, at one point, the people i emailed the mostlived in the same city as me, and were only a local call away.in fact, one of my friends lived a block-and-a-half away from me,on the same street as me, buti still emailed her as much as i'd call her,even though i could just walk over to her houseand have an actual conversation with her.And even the phone, with cell phones you can carry a phone with you wherever you go, so you'll never be lonely, but it seems to give teenagers another reason to talk endlessly on the phone... And I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to attack someone at a bar, who is there with friends, who gets a walkie-talkie-style call from someone, and they take turns screaming their heads off to get little phrases to someone who couldn't even be there with them.I mean, the iPhone just came out, combining a cell phone with an iPod, as well as email and Internet web browsing. But some bits of technology allow you to tune the world out, like the iPod here. When people see these headphones on someone, they know that you've apparently found something bigger and better than them for their lives right now... But even without technology, when I go for walks every morning, I wear the iPod, but I also wear sunglasses, even if it's overcast, so no one knows if I am studying every person I pass. With a lot of the technology we have now, we can learn about the rest of the world - or we can tune out the rest of the world and ignore any news that doesn't fit in with what we want to believe.—the poem: The Carpet Factory, The Shoesi heard a story todayabout a little boyone of many who was enslavedby his countryin child laborin this casehe was workingfor a carpet factoryhe managed to escapehe told his storyto the worldhe was a hero at tenbut the people from the factoryheld a grudgeand today i heardthat the little boywas shot and killedon the streethe was twelveand then people complain to mewhen i buy shoesthat are made in chinanow i have to thinkdid somebodyhave to die for thesewill somebody have to diefor these—the prose: Differences in China: children & trainsChildren in different parts of the world... I saw in China once a little boy outside, a toddler, drop his pants at the street side at a market and just start pissing on the sidewalk. And as I saw this, I saw that all the people there weren't even bothered by this... Someone explained to me that while they're little, toddler boys in China can go to the bathroom like that outside - but if he goes number 2, the mother has to pick up his feces (you know, like they were taking care of a dog).But on the trains in China, they had a television screen in every car, with clips from what seemed like "America's Funniest Home Videos." Well, I couldn't understand a thing anyone was saying in China on this show on the train, but you couldn't help but watch, and you couldn't help but laugh. It was a great means of bringing levity when you're on a public train, like when you're on your way to work every morning on the el.—the poem: Private Lives 2005sitting on the el traini saw a middle-eastern mansitting across from meholding a large Zip-Loc bagof some sort of food paste,i couldn't tell,it looked like some sort ofcurry-filled food pasteand the man looked unhappy,and after a few minutesi saw him open upthe Zip-Loc bag,throw up into it,then close the bag againso, he was carryinghis vomit with himon the elat least he had a baghe could seal it up with—the prose: Passport To Outer Space And a lot of us have experiences around the city, and I've tried to see the world, not just this continent, but 15 European countries, Russia, China...I've searched for these stories around the world, I've gotten my passport stamped like mad... but my sister told me about Don Stump, a friend of my dad's who ran a restaurant, well, his father-in-law apparently bought and had the rights to the space in outer space (you know, like all of the space beyond out atmosphere between planets and stars and comets and asteroids and stuff...). My sister even said that his father-in-law stamped the passports of the astronauts that went into outer space, since they were crossing the areas he owned. But Don Stump was pushed away from their house once, because at least two men from the FBI were there... Apparently Don's father-in-law was minting coins, it wasn't money that was valid anywhere, but it's illegal for U.S. residents to try to make any sort of profit this way, the way they might have potentially done.Now, Don and his wife and parents have passed away, so.... I guess there's no way I can pay them for having my passport stamped for going to outer space. But when you're up high in the Earth's atmosphere, a lot of places look the same. I mean, Siberia, with snow peaks and mountain lines along the eastern coast, looks like the Rockies in America in the winter. It's only when you get closer to the ground do you see the real differences.—parts of the poem: In The AirChicago looks grand from the skywith this huge expanse of lakenext to it, like civilization crept upas far as it could but finally had to stop.The power of nature stopping the powerof mankind... Daylight, and the snow on the ground in the winter time looks dirty, too many cars have splashed mud on it as theydrove by. And in the winter the sky always matches the shade of grey of the snow: fitting for the city of the Blues. Maybe the snow is alreadythat color, that perfect shade of grey,when it falls from the sky in this city.When I'm in the air, I like to lookout the window. Clouds look likecotton balls when you're above them,and when you're landing cars look likelittle ants, on a mission, bringing foodback to their hill. And thestreets look like veins, capillaries in somemassive, monstrous body. And thefarmlands look like little squares of colors.I wonder why each plot of land is adifferent color, what's growing therethat makes them different. Or maybe it'sthat some of them are turning shades of redand brown because they are dying.And it always seems on a plane that you're stucksitting next to someone that is eithertoo wide for their seat, or is a businessmanwith his newspaper stretched outand his lap top computer on his littlefold out table. Once, when I was on aflight back from D. C., a flight attendantwalked by, stack of magazines in herhand, Time, Newsweek, Businessweek,and I stopped her, asking what magazinesshe had. And she replied, "Oh, thesemagazines are for men." This is a truestory. And I asked her again what shehad. I had already read Time, so I took Newsweek.—the poem: On An Airplane With A Frequent Flyer"I was once on a flight to Hawaii and I was waiting in linefor the lavatory. There was always a line for a flightthis long, you know, it seemed the washroomswere always on demand on a flight this long. SoI finally got into the washroom, you know, and Ilooked into the toilet, and someone, well, lost the battleagainst a very healthy digestive system and left the"spoils" in the toilet, stuck. Maybe it didn't want to godown into the sewage tank where all the otherwaste from this long trip went to. Can you imagineall the stuff this airplane had to carry across the ocean?Well, anyway, so I saw this stuck in the toilet, and Iwent to the washroom, and when I was done i flushed andit still wouldn't budge, and so I opened the door and walkedout into the aisle of the plane again. And there was thislong line of people waiting to use this crampedlittle washroom, and I just wanted to tell them all,'you know, I didn't do that.' And then it occurred to methat everyone, when they leave the bathroom on thatplane, will think the exact same thing."—and the prose: Around the World, & sweet home ChicagoAnd you know, I talk about travel around the world, but where we come from shows who we are. I mean, once I was on the other side of the world, at the Summer Palace, and an older man came over to me, knowing little english, and said, "My daughter and I wanted to know where you were from." So... not knowing how much geography they knew, I said, "I'm from the United States, in Illinois, in Chicago." And that's when this old man from the other side of the world said, "oh... my kind of town." And I started laughing, knowing the song, and then he said, "Frank Sinatra sang that." and I laughed more, then realizing that although I try to learn about the world, but my soul still hold on to my Chicago roots, other editors even comment on my style of writing being affected by being from the MidWest, being from Chicago... being from here affects my style and my art, oftentimes as much as my family history.I talk about learning stories from around the world, but I think we can also learn from stories right here, and as we live in this big world, it helps us to not feel small, but to grow larger than life.—For more information on this writing and other writings from Janet Kuypers, go to http://www.janetkuypers.com for more information and details. Author: ccandd96 Keywords: Janet Kuypers poem poetry dreams July 17 2004 performance art show reading video monitor tv chair living big world prose Added: July 25, 2007
AMERICAN LIFE LEAGUE
Posted on November 28, 2008 in Pregnancy picture
www.all.org Author: lovelylisa135 Keywords: abortion pictures fetus pregnancy pro choice life visual arts physical science ">health social humanities communications Added: November 14, 2008
Jonas Brothers Temptation Street chapter 2
Posted on November 26, 2008 in Male pregnancy stories
Jonas Brothers Temptation Street CH 2RecapWe launch out that the pregnancy shot initiate in the cruise freight suite was Raes but unforunatly she lost the baby**Kevs POV** (while Nick and Rae were together)Kev: **Where the hell is she. Shes probaly with accomplices. Or one more guy. No Kevin you cant vision that. Shes with partisans. Yea. Or... i was pacing up and down in my room. agedness ago SHE walked through the door** Soph: Hey babyKev: **Baby? Who does she hold she is?!** Dont baby me, where were you?Soph: Oh i was...uh.. with supporters.. **she looked down. I could always give facts when she as lying**Kev: Yea right. I can say when your lying to me SophieSoph: Sophie? I told you where i...**I inerrupted her**Kev: who is he?Soph: What?Kev: I said. Who is he?Soph: Oh my god Kevin! **she walked to the added end of my room before distant turned back to face me** Is that how its gonna be? Huh? Everytime you dont be schooled where i am your gonna accuse me of cheating?! Kev: **Its your fault** I...Soph: your never gonna let me forget it are you?=====Flashback=====6 months after the cruise. The boys are on a 3 year US tour. Mum JB had stayed at joint with Frankie. Their supposed to be back in 2 days but theyre supprising the girls (No POV)Joe: You excited to see Soph?Kev: so lots! God i uncolored wanna touch her and kiss her and-Joe: ok bro. I get it! Kev: sorry. *their dad came by to them and told them they were hideout. Theyd parked in the next street not to psyched up the girls. Dad had hailed mum JB to get her to synthesize unvarying Lou was at their dwelling. She commanded her and asked if she could come concluded and play with Frankie. Shed to boot got one of Raes brothers to take her to the park. They wanted to beget steady all 3 girls were alone. Each guy walked to where their girls were. Kev walked up to Sophs houe. He knew where they left the spare key so he let himself in. He couldnt asset her anywhere downstairs so he began walking up the stairs. He could hearken giggling. He laughed to himself. He assumed she was on the phone to one of her cousins in England gossiping as usual. As he reached her bedroom door he could swear he heard a male voice. He slowly opened the door and almost had a heart attack when he saw Soph*Kev: What the FUCK are you two performance!!!!!!!! *Soph was lying in bed naked. And not alone. Mitchel Musso was on with in her bed. Naked* (AN: Needed a young male celebrity and hes the first one i thought of haha)Soph: OH MY GOD! KEV!! What are you doin here, *She pulled the sheet up to cover herself* youre not supposed to be back for one more 2 days?!Kev: OH!! Im sorry. How rude of me to interupt!! Finish please!!!! *He slammed her door and walked downstairs and out of the roost crying. (AN: Cant be botherd to species loads lol) They broke up for a few weeks but he forgave her and they got back together*=====Present day=====Kevs POVSoph: your never gonna let me forget it are you?Kev: You slept with someone else Sophie, how can i forget **I cant believe shes bearing down to originate ME feel guilty!!**Soph; Yea and ive apologized alike 1000 times. What do you longing from me Kev? Blood? Its agnate ever and anon life i visualize weve moved on from the ancient history, theres you bringing it up newly. Why are you refusing to get up thisKev: im not refusing **what does she count on me to do SHE is the one who betrayed ME**Soph: Yea, well it seems matching it to me**she walked towards the door and opened it** Oh and you wanna notice why i was unpunctual back? A few weeks ago when you were on tour it was our 2 year of achievement anniversary but thanks to you were away i decided to plan a romantic evening reliable the two of us when you got back as a supprise for you to remember when we first got in sync. Happy now?! Oh and by the way.. thanks for remember ing our anniversary! **She walked out of my room , downstairs and went home**Kev : Soph i.... **what am i act. Shes right. I cant get past what she did. I appetite to but.. Im not unquestioning if we should be well-organized anymore. in particular as ive got inside for ---------- (AN: Not telling you ha lol) I guess i got some thinking to do. i went to bed but spent unequaled of the night lying awake thinking about what to do about me and Soph*OOO what a bitch!! HahaHope you liked itXxx Author: onlyoneginge Keywords: Jonas Brothers Love Story Jobromance Added: October 26, 2008
amazing pregnancies
Posted on November 23, 2008 in Triplet pregnancies
the fairy tale of a mother giving birth to 6 babies! i've never seen a stomach sooooo huge!!! courtesy of the discovery channel Author: naseza5 Keywords: baby babies pregnancy multiple women mother mom quintuplets twins triplets hospital doctor ob gyn medical miracles birth athletics business communications humanities social science language health physical engineering performing arts economics medicine computer media visual math Added: September 7, 2008
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AMERICAN LIFE LEAGUE
Posted on November 22, 2008 in Maternity photos
www.all.org Author: lovelylisa135 Keywords: abortion pictures fetus pregnancy pro choice life visual arts physical science health social humanities communications Added: November 14, 2008
How To Survie Your Return To Work After Maternity Leave
Posted on November 22, 2008 in Notice maternity
Visualise yourself walking into work looking confident, smiling and radiant and practise holding this visualisation several times a until you can just summon the vision and the accompanying confident feelings at a moment’s notice . ...
Home Portrait Visit
Posted on November 14, 2008 in Maternity portraits
Please go to my website see for example of my work . this is a small clip of it .I hope you find what you want and maybe you'll find something you had no idea you wanted in the first place!My name is Chris Tyler and I am passionate about photography. I want you to enjoy your time viewing my site, so please kick back, look around and soak up the atmosphere.I have two main photographic specialties: Portraiture and Landscapes.I believe that a photographic image is more than just a visual representation of a person, place or thing - it is a reflection of its essence and the time and context in which it exists. So, please don't expect a hurried in and out job when I come to photograph you and your family and friends. I have found that if I take a bit more time with the people with whom I am working then the quality and sincerity of the shots I take will be that much greater.Please do not expect hurry at the expense of quality; please do expect quality photography taken in an atmosphere of belonging.I will photography in the comfort of your home surroundings.Home visit are only available in England UK towns below.CanterburySandwichDealDoverFolkestoneOut side these towns your need to call for additional and times price.Office hours 9am to 6pm.Monday to Saturday.Out of hours available.To book email Chris Tyler Photo Graphics.Email: photographerchris@btinternet . comIf you are interested in this offer or have any questions please contact meI don't work on Good Friday or Christmas or Sundays hey, everyone needs a break some time!!Thank You for your time. Chris. Author: smiletakeone Keywords: Photographer in Kent Family Portrats Band Baby photographer Home Portrait Visits food events Added: November 2, 2008
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Mumoocie sleep mind movie Helps infants toddlers adults children of all ages sleep better at night
Posted on November 01, 2008 in Maternity pillows
This is a visualization tool that you can watch before going to sleep and it will help relax you and help you get to sleep faster. Mumoocie is for you, your child or toddler. If they are having trouble sleeping they will think you are lying right there next to them so you can sleep better at night. A one of a kind memory foam body pillow shaped to fit any body, it simulates lying next to your loved one. Parents will finally be able to sleep in their own bed at night for a change. Great for infants, toddler, children, adults and anyone who wants to feel cozy and secure when they sleep. Author: gopattio Keywords: gifts flowers ftd mumoocie sleep child night toddler elderly separation anxiety body pillow memory foam children parents tired sleeping cosleep health trouble problems maternity pregnant contour wedge momucy mumucy mumoocy deprivation apnea lonley difficulty better rest sleepless Added: October 2, 2008
Day 4 My MLM Goldmine 90-Day Challenge (my day schedule)
Posted on October 26, 2008 in Pregnancy and birth
Mind flickers Review - mindmovies the missing chapters here: ( movies) 6 freebie vide... Author: AnnaDowater Keywords: Mind Movie pregnancy birth visualisation waterbirth calm breastfeeding mothers fathers newborn Added: September 28, 2008
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amazing pregnancies
Posted on October 24, 2008 in Triplet pregnancies
the feature of a mother giving birth to 6 babies! i've never seen a stomach sooooo huge!!! courtesy of the discovery channel Author: naseza5 Keywords: baby babies pregnancy multiple women mother mom quintuplets twins triplets hospital doctor ob gyn medical miracles birth athletics business communications humanities social science language health physical engineering performing arts economics medicine computer media visual math Added: September 7, 2008