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Which, might I say, sounds like a new maternity tee . Maybe with hockey sticks in lieu of the L’s. I was lying on the couch today watching Iron Chef and getting really nauseated. Not from the food (even though it was beans) but from the ...

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Sky Love Public Art Experience.Its pure imagination.Sound,Picture and Acting by LilNiceWolf Sweden Friday January 2 2009 plus additional on Monday,Tuesday,Saturday and Sunday.Previous:Last:JUNGLE PAPARAZZI.Freeze just before the pet jumps free.Read your score in the corner.Try to be close as 0.03,its the best.VIDEO OR FILM? Five awesome pets stars in an official preview of the feature.A pupil copy from the head master teacher.The hard match is not impossible in any case.The first to create a memory of a pig,a fox,a panther,a elephant in a bully land of pure creature species.KILL THE BOGEY MONSTER ON HALLOWEEN.Bloody ghosts challenge a nerd.Two creepy freak sneak and strike without warning.Our hero smile to a girl and a woman.A hidden twist surprise the victim.HELL HOLE SUCKS BODY A trembling and vibrating micro earthquake swallows after several waves.SPYCAM REVEALS TRIPLET RIVALRY Silly family trouble with twisted slap on belly.Age limit restricted to kids,teens,grown ups and senior citizens.Follow my rules or be banned as chat on msn,aol or yahoo.Stupid viewers please delight my brain with kisses and a gentle knockout.Stress me with party doll and hotel bars,Im to lazy to shock.My life is burning warm from cold ice storm.KICK ASS AGAINST PUNCH CRAZY BALLET A hot man is fighting a fully clothed in wild karate,taekwondo or kickboxing style.All are made using special effects.Fast piece composed by me and computer performed.BLASTED BUM BEATS MAMAS BOY The story is about joe having fun in ground sea water.James is attacked by mud or wet sand to near death to end revenge direct face hit.CUTEST BABY VOLE FIELD MOUSE TWINS A photo show of a very small rodent found when bicycling.BINOCULARS PEEPERS SOFT PIANO MUSIC A tanning chris who in turn is watched by paul and another Michael.MIDI is my own.A new edit is done but is not published.Before:UFO TRIO GROPING MORON A mix of stop motion and regular.Aliens are hunting a guy.The grope him with tentacles in the sand.Green eyes are watching.Sticks and stones are everywhere.We fail to explain.Old:ATHLETE BUSTED RIDING MASSIVE POLES A 7 seconds joke about an ecological human vehicle driven by fart gases.Huge sticks roll under a tired pretty hunk.INITIATION RITUAL A spinning clock played by a rotating john accompanied by drums and a cymbal.INCREDIBLE REACTION TEST Click pause button as fast as you can when you see a colored shape.Remember your time,then play to continue. The result are analyzed and you are presented with your gender preferences.August 2. HOSPITAL NAIL HOLE A documentary about a Furuncle bacterial infection.This is too scary to be viewed by anyone.CHERRY PICK One day a retard inspected my bike.Angel got violent.Some fiction to make it more exciting and horrifying.July 14 - 24.I had an accident way up with heavy load.I slipped and suddenly was hanging single hand loosing the grip.It went ok with a scratch on the chest and I was happy and gay that I was alive.BEACH TROUSERS THIEF Short movie.Bum wearing jogging suit.When bathing david comes,he finds his clothes gone.He is angry and forced to bicycle home naked.The story is true.3 - 12.The private parts is censored for your convenience.An uncensored version had been too nasty for the non famous live TV vlog blogger.The weather was sunny and temperature was 86F 30C.YOUNG LEGS DIRTY Raspberry picker is groped by a escaped criminal.Maybe the police catch the laughing weird mad fitness exerciser.DRIVER ROBBED Comedy about steal jacket from innocent.Watersports humor.BUM SMELLS SOFA Disgusting gross parody.Not for the sensitive.For friends.SLEEP BEAUTY Parking drunk 2 What we see here,are the remaining tracks.NINE MEN VS ONE DOG hilarious black list of types.Many second different garments are used to look as celebrity actor and actress.Talk,whisper,swear and bruises leave none satisfied.TERROR BIKER 75 frames of gossip about angels driving big toys.Finish crash did damage to light,electronics,tape,ps3 dvd disc and car.The wii guitar controller was shining in black,neon,green,orange,red and pink.Six strings was not missing and the lesson could begin.VIPER SNAKE BITE is a drama of predator encounter in the desert.The well known expert from animal planet dare to do a fatal mistake.With muscle strength of his muscular thighs,he saves himself to hospital being taking care by nurse and doctor.This sensation of be bitten ends lucky,I think.SUPER MUTATED WITCH A logic catastrophe gives abnormal growths reminding of elf,dwarf,cats and grim fairy tale book from childhood.I sing by blowing air processed by modern model equipment.FALLING DEAD STEEP MOUNTAIN SLOPE Someone is spying and tries to put me over the edge cleft.I react quickly using martial art knowledge to survive as survivor when the evening goes to night.A crying dummy is used to cry with blue,rose,white and wine color.Leather shoes is taken off and skin gloves too.His heels fingers and tall bones crack by the sad impact.The great world is cool. Author: LilNiceWolf Keywords: LilNiceWolf cartoon comic toon animate anime manga flash art artist draw paint scary rabbit kawaii godzilla bear excellent nice widescreen episode bored bS3Pof0iVu amazing cheap insane fresh furry lmao lol wtf adventure amateur cutout action danger wild tag teaser trailer error highlight forest woods strong low master piece number gymnastic delicious tiny mm food bar hunter lure bait wilderness protect park give title description link address mechanic software computer windows advice novice Added: January 2, 2009

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Please RATE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE AND FEEL FREE TO ASK ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE HACK INTEENIMATER THANKS FOR WATCHING ADDED BY:chickswithsticks1 Author: chickswithsticks1 Keywords: SIms chickswithsticks1 Birth Of Babys Two Twins TEen Pregnant Pregnacy Entertaining Added: December 7, 2008

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READ THIS BEFORE READING THE EPISODE!!!- Ok this episode is not just making out, its got details if these will make you uncomfortable then you dont have to read this at all theres no huge plot changing details in here so if youre not comfortable feel free to not read this!Ok heres the episode!!Joe: *finishes filling out the forms while Demi changes into her normal clothes*Demi: Oh my gosh! I cant believe it Im going home!Joe: I know! *laughs* And Kevin, Nick and Sel are all staying at my parents for the weekend so...Demi: Weve got the house to ourselvesJoe: Mhm now lets go!Demi: Ok *takes his hand and they walk out dropping off the forms at the front desk**when they get home*Joe: So what do you wanna do?Demi: Eat junk food and watch a movie?Joe: *laughs* Ok.*they make some popcorn and Shirley temples and watch P.S. I Love You**about ¾ of the way through the movie*Demi: *turns Joes head so hes looks at her*Joe: *smiles and kisses her*Demi: *deepens in and stands up while kissing him*Joe:*picks her up and wraps her legs around his waist and walks upstairs into their bedroom and then lays her back on the bed*Demi: *puts her hands under Joes shirt and rubs her hands over her abs and up his chest*Joe: *takes over his shirt while Demi takes over hers*Demi: *kisses his neck and undoes his pants and pulls them down*Joe: *kisses down her stomach while undoing her pants and takes off her underwear and his boxers and puts on protection* (A/N-ok unless I say they dont use protect just assume they do)Demi:*takes off her bra and kisses Joe*Joe: *pulls away and looks at her*Demi: *nods her head*Joe: *sticks it in there*Demi: *moans really loudly turning Joe on*Joe: *moves in and out slowly at first and then faster and faster*Demi: *breathing heavily and moaning*Joe: *pulls out and sticks it in again and rolls over so shes on top*Demi: *leans forward and kisses him and then rolls over so hes back on top*Joe: Are you sure?Demi: *nods*Joe: *starts moving in and out fast again*Demi: *breathing heavily* Ok Joe ow it hurtsJoe: *pulls out and lays on top of her and kisses her*Demi: *pulls away and rolls over and rests her head on his chest* I miss that.Joe: Yea. Im gonna go shower *kisses her and then goes and gets in the shower.Demi: *while hes in the shower walks in and gets in quietly behind him and puts her hands around his waist*Joe: *turns around*Demi: *jumps on him wrapping her legs around him*Joe: *kisses her*Demi: *sticks him into her*Joe: *slowly kneels down and lays her down in the shower*Demi: *kisses his neck* Joe: *starts moving in and out fast*Demi: *screams with every movement turning herself and Joe on*Joe: *slows down a little* Demi I think we should *thrust himself into her making her scream really loudly one last time* stopDemi: *breathes really heavily* Ok.Joe: *pulls out*Demi: Oh my god.Joe: What?Demi: Nothing *kisses him* I love you.Joe: I love you. But I gotta take my shower.Demi: *laughs* ok I gotta take one afterJoe: Ok *kisses her and gets up*Demi: *gets out of the shower and goes and takes a shower in the guest bathroom instead of waiting*Joe: *gets dressed after he takes his shower and then Demi comes in, in a towel*Demi: Hi babyJoe: Hey *gets up and kisses her*Demi: *pulls away* Ok let me get clothes on first or we know where this will go.Joe: Or we could just do it this way *unzips his fly*Demi: joeJoe: *kisses her*Demi: *misses being with him so she pulls it out from his pant and squeezes to turn him on*Joe: *moans* Ughh Demiiii *pulls away* OK ok no lets just hang out.Demi: Ok ok *gets dressed* Ok so now what?Joe: I dont what time is it anyways?Demi: *looks at her phone and laughs* 9:30Joe: *laughs and then yawns*Demi: Well somebodys tiredJoe: No *yawns again* OK maybe a little but now whose fault it that.Demi: *laughs* Come on lets just sleep *takes his hand and leads him over to their bed*Joe: *plops down and wraps his arms around Demi*Demi: *rests her head on Joes chest* Night baby.OK so all the comments I got responding to the poll were D which was descriptive, so if this was too descriptive just tell me and yea I know this was like a weird ep but it was just to show how hard it was for Demi and Joe. So yea I hope you enjoyed it if not then thats ok Im not gonna have a lot of these. God Bless Author: spazz4ever Keywords: true love waits jemi nelena Added: December 19, 2008

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Lyrics:I drop bombs, grade yo papers then escape in my carWith Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels and your boy Derrida It's a Honda, two years later I'll roll in a FerrarI'll be yo disertatin tenya tastin pimp fo shoI was an undergrad, bithces be playin me trifeThe sayin fuck the dictionary, strive for the lifeOf high finance, well it's high time yo plansTo sign with Lehman get Barc-laid up manWhile you was sippin yo coke and gin, hand on the EconomistI'm reading Nabokov man, yo boys a lepidopteristI'm poppin off the top of this market, before I startedBeen in so many courts Kafka can't evon top thisJust a literary gangsta, incendiary prankstaTransylvanian fangs of critical theory thanks tode Man demanding meaning banned from the landIf deconstruction's a terrorist yo boys the TalibanI'm spittin games with the GRE, the same simple fooleryThe plain pimpled psychoanalogy, psychofallacyAnd who are we? Identity is first dispersed discursively soSirs unhearse this verse from meIt's like yo legs is texts and my sinner be the differenceStart out between and I'm comin on within a bitchAlthusserian superstructure, queer like Judith ButlerIn that I'm a discursive Other, like castration I'll cut yaI'm the Other you other brothers know what that shit meansBest rapper La Zambinella's ever Sarra-seenHere we goes with the theoryKnow you brothers fear meCrazy like King Lear, threePrincesses gettin near meI drop bombs...Even in the Proustian noose I'm in I'm still rockin madalinesWIth someone else you'll find yoself In Search of Lost TimeMadame Bovary knows of me, knows that poetry flow from me,Not fo' homey she'd go for meHomais? Oh me oh myMy rhymes is fat you lookin at the hand of the hammererI'll nail yo coffin flat with that iambic pentameterMy mistress' eyes are nothin like the sun, kisses but oneYo bitches guys are cuffed and celled as one, this shit has begunIt's sure to burst this curse on meIf you can afford it take a portrait of the artist as a young manLike Icharus with stronger sticks and a wider wing spanMy consciousness is unconcscious baby I'm streamin in a new wayUlyssean power if you a flower then it be BloomsdayI'm Lolita's most Enchanted Hunter yo brother are just a groupieI murdered quilty so kill me, 'twas she who seduced meLike Virgil I sing in single tone, don't try to battle meHumbert Humbert encumbered by artistic immortality Author: moderatelyashamed Keywords: literature gangsta rap ulysses lolita critical theory Added: December 7, 2008

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Joe:have a solution to help me and my brothers not get attacked?Janie:uhhhhh...no.Joe:darn....Janie:how many fans will be around?Joe:who knows?this trip is really random.we aren't having a planned concert so nobody knows we're coming.Janie:very very true..but--Joe:i know what your thinking.what fans will ask when they see you and Kelli with us.Janie:what would you tell them?Joe:that your family friends.then walk away.*smiles*Janie:so cute but so so devious...*laughs*Joe:uhhh...Janie:what?Joe:what if they take pictures..of you and Kelli.then we're toast.Janie:oh crap your right...Joe:how is this trip gonna work?Janie:no idea.Joe:*sigh*Janie:ohhh!i have an idea now!Joe:which is???Janie:you wear a hat and sunglasses?orrrr....mickey mouse ears?Joe:perfect!*smiles*Janie:i know right???*laughs*Joe:im looking forward to the mickey mouse ears!!*laughs*Janie:sooooo....im excited!Joe:me too!its going to be fun.Janie:we should probably go see what my parents said first though.Joe:oh yeah!*smacks his head*Janie:don't hurt yourself.especially without your helmet.*smiles*Joe:thats almost impossible.Janie:*laughs*allrighty lets go.-they go downstairs-~Mama Jonas&Paul Kevin Jonas Sr. are getting along great with Janies parents~Mama J:joseph we have all made a decision.Joe:which is?PKJS:we're ALL going to disneyland!Joe:who's all?Mama J:*laughs*janies parents are coming too.Joe:oh awesome.you can all double date or have parental discussions and stuff.Mama J:yup.*smiles*[JD=Janies Dad//JM=Janies Mom]JM:this is gonna be fun!JD:are you excited janie?Janie:yes!!*smiles*Joe:we're going to Disneyland!!!Janie:yay!*hugs him*JD:*eyes joe*Joe:*releases janie*Janie:*under her breath*ugh..dad...Joe:well we should all get packed.Janie:joe's gonna help me pack..love you mom and dad bye...!*runs upstairs with joe*Joe:awkward...*laughs*Janie:im sorry about that!Joe:no problem!i understand!Janie:we'll have plently of 'us' time at disneyland.*smiles*Joe:we are so riding the teacups!Janie:of courseeee!*laughs*Joe:wait.Janie:yeah kelli and nick and kevin don't know yet.Joe:then lets tell them!Janie:okay!Joe:come on you be my spider monkey.Janie:i've seen twilight twice joe.*laughs*okay.*hops on his back*Joe:to the Jonas house!!!-The Jonas House-~Kelli&Nick&Kevin are playing rockband~Kelli:you couldn't get me to grab that mic for money.Nick:come on please?Kelli:nope.Nick:for a kiss then..?Kevin:ohhh dang he brought up the dangerous bet.*laughs*Nick:shut up dude.*laughs*Kelli:i'll do bass or drums.please NO singing!!!Nick:fineeeee.Joe:we're here!!Kevin:why is Janie on your back?Joe:she's myyy spider monkey.*smiles innocently*Kevin:wow.allright then.*laughs*Joe:*whispers to janie*he's just jealous...Kevin:i head that.Joe:well its true.*sticks tongue out at kevin*Kelli:heyyyy mcpancake!Janie:hey mcmuffin!*hops off joes back*Kelli:hang on we almost have an awesome score!-song ends-Nick:nice kelli!*gives kelli a high five*Kelli:thank you,thank you very much...*laughs*Janie:*stands in front of tv*guess what guys???Kelli&Nick&Kevin:what?Janie:we're going to DISNEYLAND!Kelli:YESSSSS.Nick&Kevin:awesome!Joe:janie?Janie:yeah?Joe:lets play TWILIGHTTTT.Kevin:joe?Joe:yes?????Kevin:how much sugar have you had?Joe:only..*counts on finger*ummm..12 pieces of candy.Kevin:*sigh*now why did you do that?Joe:i don't know!janieeeee.Janie:what joe?Joe:*helps janie onto his back*your my spider monkey!off we go!*runs off with her*Janie:if you make me throw up its not gonna be pretty!Joe:I promised I would never ever let harm come in your way remember?Janie:oh yeah.*smiles*Joe:*stops running* Janie:*jumps off his back*Joe:disneyland is going to rock.Janie:i bet it will...but we need to go back and pack.Joe:true!hop on.Janie:*hops back on his back*-Packing for DisneyLand;;Joe's Room-Janie:barney slippers?really...?Joe:*hugs slippers*shhh...im awesome like that.Janie:*laughs*allrighty then.Joe:don't you have to pack too?Janie:yeah we can go back to my house after your done.Joe:okey dokeyyyy.Janie:calm down now.Joe:ok.*laughs*-Everyone is packed&ready-Joe:we should leave TOMORROW!Janie:joe...we leave in 2 days...Joe:two day!?!ugh fine.*sigh*Janie:*laughs*it'll come sooner than you think!__________________________________-credit-song:100% belongs to Nine Days&Sony BMG.pictures:photobucket.com__________________________________[[By The Way....]]Demi Lovato & Ashley Tisdale are NOTin any way part of the fanfiction.they only represent Janie and Kelli.&&more characters WILL come in :) Author: xojonasbrolover13xo Keywords: xojonasbrolover13xo jonas brothers fanfiction Added: November 29, 2008

Tags: joe, janie, laughs, kelli, im

Ryan (pushing closer to the wall): why don't you want me tiff? I changed.Tiff: YOU DIDN'T CHANGE! GET AWAY!Ryan: give me a kiss tiff.Tiff: NORyan: Tiffany give me a fucking kiss.Tiff: Okay. *leans in*Ryan leans in and sticks his lips out.Tiff Shoves Ryan into the wall and runs down her porch stairs.Ryan grabs tiffs leg and she falls forward crying.Tiff (breathing heavily): My leg.*Blood is coming out of her leg*Tiff gets up and runs as fast as she can, limping with her wounded leg.Ryan is chasing after her as fast as he can. Ryan gets hold of Tiffany's wrist as she runs down the concrete sidewalk.Tiff hits Ryan I the chestTiff: GET OFF ME!Tiff runs down the street to kevins house.She runs up the steps and bangs on the door like no tomorrow.Tiff: (screaming): KEVIN!! PLEASE!! OPEN!*Ryan comes running up behind her trying to cover her mouth*Kevin opens the door.Kevin: What the-*Kevin grabs Tiff away from Ryan and Punches Ryan in the mouth*Tiff buries her head in Kevin's chest and sobs.Kevin: Tiff your bleeding what the hell happened. Let's go call the cops.Tiff: I know it hurts so badly. Kevin leads Tiff inside and locks the door then puts tiff on the couch.*Kevin dials 911*--10 mins later—Police: We got him in the back of the car hand cuffed. He's not gonna be bothering you again.Tiff (still sobbing): Thank you.Police: So tell us what happened so we can write a report.Tiff: Well I dated Ryan for a while. Then he started drinking a lot and doing drugs so much he would start hitting me and screaming at me every day, so I decided to end it. His parents passed away a while ago in a fatal accident, so his older brother took care of him. His brother decided to send him away to take care of his problems. I haven't heard from him since then until today. (Starts crying and puts her hands up to her face) I just don't know. I got so scared. I didn't expect this at all.Kevin: shh, its ok baby. *kisses her*Police: Okay we'll call you from downtown for further questioning. Thank you.Kevin: Thank you so much officer.Police: The ambulance is right outside to check that leg.Kevin: I'll carry her out. She should be walking on it.*Kevin carries Tiff out to the ambulance and places her on the bed inside it.*Paramedic: Woah, that's deep. (Putting medication on and wrapping a gauze around it.)Kevin: Does she need stitches?Paramedic: Well I'll wrap it up and we'll see if it stops bleeding. If your still in pain give us a call tomorrow.Tiff: Thank you so much.Paramedic: And she definitely shouldn't walk.Kevin: Ill take care of that. *Picks up Tiff and brings her inside and lays her on the couch.*Kevin: Oh my god, tiff. Im so happy your ok. I mean if I lost you, or you got hurt any worse or anything I would have been...I don't even know!Tiff: Im ok and that's all that matters. I know hes going to find me again. I know it.Kevin: Tiff, hes locked up. He wont.Tiff: Kevin hes done this before. When I broke up with him he followed me and tried to rape me!Kevin: Why didn't you mention that to the cops tiff!?Tiff: I don't know. I didn't tell anyone.Kevin: why not?! That's huge tiff. hes a sexual offender!Tiff: Why abusing me wasn't enough?!Kevin: EVEN TOUCHING YOU IS ENOUGH!!Tiff: I know!! But you weren't there to protect me. Nobody was! My parents were always working, like they still are. And traveling around the world. My sister was in Florida with her husband; I had no protection. I'm surprised I made it out alive. He hurt he so bad once I thought I was going to be legally blind.Kevin: Why didn't you tell anyone? The cops?Tiff: I was afraid he would hurt me worse if he found out I told.Kevin: Nothings gonna hurt you now. Were going to find our own house and live there together.Tiff: Forever?Kevin: Forever and ever.Tiff: I want to look at houses as soon as my leg gets better.Kevin: Me too. But the thing is, were leaving for touring in two weeks.Tiff(breaking out in tears): what?Kevin: Were leaving in three months for touring. But were only gonna be gone for two months!Tiff: I can't take a day without you here.Kevin: You're the light that makes my darkness disappear.Tiff: Kevin! I'm serious... I'm going to miss you...so much.Kevin: I'm going to miss you too.Tiff(crying): do you have any shows around here?Kevin: Yeah, two I think. So we can visit you.Tiff: Don't meet anyone new. Promise?Kevin: I don't need to. I got all I need. Swear.*kisses tiff* Author: fanficxjonas Keywords: jonas brothers nick kevin joe dj danga fanfic fanficxjonas story fiction Added: May 4, 2008

Tags: tiff, kevin, ryan, leg, hurt

Sorry I took so long to post, I have been really busy lately, I had like million projects to hand in that, so yeah. This chapter is kinda short.--------------------------------------Recap- Brianna and Joe figuerd out how the where gonna tell there parents, so now Brianna is aranging a diner and she juts left Roxey and Renee'sKevin: SooRenee: And then there was two.(laughs)Kevin: (sarcastic) Wow youre cool.Renee: You know what Kevin! Kevin: What?Renee: (sarcastic) I am cool, and youre just jealous (sticks out tongue at him)Kevin: Soo jealous.Renee: Ha! I knew it.Kevin: I love you?Renee: Is that youre save for everything?Kevin: (gives her a puppy dog type look thing) Maybe.Renee: Youre lucky youre cute (sticks out tongue) and I love you too.(walk up to him and wraps her arms around him)Kevin: (wraps his arms around her waist and places a kiss on her forehead) Good.Renee: Anyways, what are we going to do tonight its only like 8 oclock.Kevin: Well we still havent eaten since like 12. So you want to go out and grab something to eat?Renee: Sure, but youre driving.Kevin: Why do I have to drive?Renee: Cause I hate driving.Kevin: Alright give me your keys, Joe took off with my truck.Renee: Kay Ill go get them. Renee went and got her keys and passed them to Kevin. They get in the SUV and went to the restaurant.*with Brianna*Once she got home she ran into her mom, reading a book.(N: BM=Briannas mom)BM: Hey Brianna, how was your day?Brianna: UmmalrightSo mom I was wonderingcould Joe and his parents come over for supper tomorrow? We have something to tell you guys.BM: Sure, what is that something?Brianna: Youll figure out tomorrow, well Ill be up in my room.BM: Alright sweetie.Brianna went up to her room and called Joe.The phone rang a few times before he answered.J: Hey Brianna!B: Hey, so I asked my mom and she said yes.J: Okay, I talk to my parents, after.B: Alright well Im tired, so goodnight, I love you.J: Goodnight, I love you too.So Brianna went to bed hoping for something good to come out of tomorrow.*With Joe*Joe: Heyummmom, Briannas mom invited us over for supper tomorrowMrs. Jonas: Okay, what time?Joe: Around 5 ishMrs. Jonas: Alright, Ill just get Nick to give Frankie diner.Joe: Alright, well Im going to bed.Mrs. Jonas: Goodnight.Joe: Goodnight mom.Joe went to be worrying about what would come of tomorrow.*With Kevin and Renee*Kevin and Renee just got back from the restaurant and were now up in her room making out.Kevin: (trying to take off Renees clothes) I love you so much baby.Renee: (Pushes his hands away) I love you toobut lets not do this tonight.Kevin: Why not?Renee: Look what happened to Brianna and Joe! What it that happens to us? I couldnt imaging something like that happing to us.Kevin: (keeps on pushing it) That wont happen to us babe. Anyways youre on birth control and its not like weve never done it before.Renee: (tears up) I know but Ive been thinking and we still need to use more protection Kevin. Im just so scared that something like that can happen in the blink of an eye. I really dont want us to be put in that situation.Kevin: (wipes her tears away) Im sorry babe and I understand were youre coming from. I dont want anything like that to happen to us either.Renee: Thanks for being so understanding.Kevin: I love you. Lets go to bed Im tired.Renee: Me too.They crawl into bed, snuggle up under the covers and fall asleep.*With Nick and Roxey*Nick and Roxey were laying in bed talking.Nick: Soabout Brianna and Joe.Roxey: Yeah, that really sucks, the look on Joes face was so sad when her learnt she was pregnant.Nick: Yeah its scary, thinking that could happen so fast.Roxey: It really is, (she sits up) Nick lets make a promise to each other.Nick: Okay what is it?Roxey: That we will only have sex when we are really ready, like I meanwhen we know all the consequences and are really, really ready.Nick: I promise. Theres something I wanna tell you for the first time.Roxey: What is it?Nick: I love you and I really mean it.Roxey was taking back by what Nick had to say and was utterly speechless.Roxey:I love you too. I really do.The share a long passionate kiss. Roxey lays her head on Nicks chest, he wraps his arms around her and they fall asleep.--------------------------------I also havent been to any of my new subcruber's channels, so whoever you are THANKS FOR SUBSCRIBING!5 COMMENTSSUBSCRIBEXOXOFanFicsJB Author: FanFicsJB Keywords: Fan Fic Jonas Brothers Things Happen Chapter Added: November 17, 2008

Tags: kevin, renee, joe, brianna, nick

Hey, so whats up? haha Im kinda bored right now so I decided to post a new chapter. Today I wrote a new chapter in French class(yeah Im fluent in French) cause we had a replacement and I was bored and didnt wanna work.---------------------------------------------------------Recap- They left the doctors office and we established that Nick and Roxey cannot cook.Joe: So how you going to tell our parents and whos parents are we going to tell first.Brianna: Well this is something we have to do together and well my mom is very understanding and your parents wellyeahRenee: Maybe you should tell all of them at the same time. Like one of you have supper at your place and invited the others over and tell them then.Joe: That sounds like a good idea.Renee: I know it is, Im just that good (sticks out tongue at Joe)Joe: (sarcastic) Well arent we full of ourselves.Renee: I was kidding.Joe: I know.Kevin: Anyways back to what we were discussing.Brianna: Yeah Ill talk to my mom about having supper with you and your parents tomorrow and once she gives me the okay Ill call you.Joe: Well its getting late Kev, Nick we should get home.Brianna: Yeah Im going to head home too bye Joe love you.(gives him a quick kiss)Joe: Bye love you too, call me when you get the answer.Brianna: Kay bye guys.Everyone: Bye.(she leaves)Kevin: Well I was going to stay here tonight, but you can take my truck, but if theres one scratch on it I swearJoe: Dont worry everything will be fine, well with your truck at least. Nick you coming.Nick: YeahHey Roxey you want to stay over tonight?Roxey: (looks at Ren) Can I?Renee: Sure, Its not like mom or your dad is here to tell you no. Roxey: Thanks (give her a hug and runs up to her room to pack)Roxey comes back down stairs.Roxey: Kay Im ready.Joe: Lets go then.Renee and Kevin: Bye guys.All three: Bye----------------------------------------------------------THANKS FOR READING!5 COMMENTSSUBSCRIBEXOXOFanFicsJB Author: FanFicsJB Keywords: Fan Fic Jonas Brothers Things Happen Chapter Added: November 13, 2008

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Poem I wrote this morning as I was getting excited about going back down to Miai, Fl were I am from for voting in a week. Most of my friends cant understand why it is that i love Miami so much... but i do...."The REAL Miami" COPYWRITE RILEY KOLESON SCOTT OCTOBER 26th 2008neon lightsshine down on the streets at nighthotdog stands and one man bands fill the beach scenewhen the sun beats hot upon white sand and caramel tansevery street corner buzzing with the sounds of latino flavor and the smells of cuban sandwiches and cafecitowhere every ice cream truck carries jars of hot sausages and lucas popswhere street buggies sell arepas and jupinawhere authentic mexican cuisine seems to be the city specialtyIn a city where raegae meets hip hop and salsaand creates a jumping sound known as RagaettonThis is a city that never sleepsa city where the clubs stay open till dawn and denny's is where the afterparty happensthis is a city that sings the sounds of drugs and sinwhen little boys sleep in their cribs.This city burns with the heat of passion and the aroma of jamaican patties in the early morningthis is a city where traffic never sleeps and beaches cater to the nightlife scenethis is a city thats always up for a partymonday tuesday el sabado el domingoit doesnt matter the day or time cuz heresomethings always goin down somewhere in townThis is a city less known for its drug wars and its cop killersmore like a city known for its palm trees and sex on the beach.this is a city that never sleepsa city where homelessness runs deepand poverty hides beneath the palm trees tourists are meant to see.ya see... natives know what really goes down in this city....we know what the untrained eye can not seeand we live this realityjust beyond the night clubs and nude beaches lies a city of pain a city of strugglea city of pregnant teens and preteen druggieswe see kids dealin dope on street cornerswe hear the gun shots that hide beneath the sounds of the clubs on south beachwe witness drivebys left and rightand wonder who's next to end up in prison or worse... dead.but we also see the smiles of cuentistas sharing stories to children on the front porch as they wait for the bus to pick them upwe see the magic that happens in the kitchen when mama teaches her hijas the secrets of heat mixed with spices like adobo and sofrito creating dishes like bistec frito con cebollas and arroz con polloas little boys sit with papi on the porch while he drinks his DON Q, Castillo or Seralles el DoradoAlong the sidestreets of little havana and hialeah you can smell the sweetness of cuban cigars as you pass graffitti floaded walls along abandoned factoriesYou can hear the sounds of bachata and salsa on a sunday morning on the sidestreets near calle ochoon these streets far from the beaches you can witness children with sticks poking at piniatas or young girls dancing with thier papas at thier quinces'because on the other side of this city lies heritage and traditionwhere lessons arent learned through textbooks but rather told through stories of ancestry....These are the sights and smells a native to Miami seesSo when you think about this city realize its not just sunshine and palm treesand take a trip into the real heart of Miami...experience the passion that lives beyong the beach and palm trees...experience what Miami is really all about....From a native's eyes.And from a native's heart... welcome... to MY Homeland.Welcome To Miami, Florida! Author: unmaskedemotions Keywords: miami florida poem Added: October 26, 2008

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Sarah, who is now so renowned that she is known merely by one name and has a name ID of 90 percent, has to be a Kmart mom who appeals to Kmart moms and dads. Shes already shown that she can shoot the pig, put lipstick on it, bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan. Now all she has to do is also prove that she can be the leader of the free world on a moments notice, and field dress Putin as adeptly as she can a moose. After devilishly mocking Obama — and successfully getting into his head — with ads about how he was just a frothy celebrity, like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, it turns out all the McCain camp wanted was an Obama of its own. Now that they have the electric Palin, theyve stopped arguing that celebrity is bad. All they do is worship at her cult of celebrity. As Rick Davis, a top McCain adviser, said: This election is not about issues. This election is about a composite view of what people take away from these candidates. Wasilla will be crawling with four groups — ABC staffers, frantically getting ready for the big showdown; McCain staffers, frantically tutoring Palin for the big showdown; McCain vetters, who are belatedly doing their job checking to see if Palin is a qualified White House contender and doing their best to shut down Troopergate and assembling a truth squad posse of Palinistas to rebut any criticism and push back any prying reporters; and journalists — from Sydney to Washington — who are here to draw back the curtain on the shiny reformer image that the McCain camp has conjured for their political ingénue and see whats behind it.Gibson has his work cut out for him. His problem isnt coming up with a list of questions, but finding time to drill deeply enough into all the unknown territory of her life. Its a task that dwarfs the drilling job the oil companies are doing on Alaskas North Slope.In the end, none of it may matter, since Palin has rocketed in the polls, drawing women and men with her vapid — if vivacious and visceral — scripted cheerleading. But if youre reading this, Charlie, we want to know everything, including:What kind of budget-cutter makes a show of getting rid of the state plane, then turns around and bills taxpayers for the travel of her husband and kids between Juneau and Wasilla and sticks the state with a per-diem tab to stay in her own home?Why was Sarah for the Bridge to Nowhere before she was against the Bridge to Nowhere, and why was she for earmarks before she was against them? And doesnt all this make her just as big a flip-flopper as John Kerry?What kind of fiscal conservative raises taxes and increases budgets in both her jobs — as mayor and as governor?When the phone rings at 3 a.m., will she call the Wasilla Assembly of God congregation and ask them to pray on a response, as she asked them to pray for a natural gas pipeline?Does she really think Adam, Eve, Satan and the dinosaurs mingled on the earth 5,000 years ago?Why put out a press release about her teenage daughters pregnancy and then spend the next few days attacking the press for covering that press release?As Troopergate unfolds here — an inquiry into whether Palin inappropriately fired the commissioner of public safety for refusing to fire her ex-brother-in-law — it raises this question: Who else is on her enemies list and what might she do with the F.B.I.?Does she want a federal ban on trans fat in restaurants and a ban on abortion and Harry Potter? And which books exactly would have landed on the literature bonfire if she had had her way with that Wasilla librarian? Just how is it that Fannie and Freddie have cost taxpayers money (since they havent yet)?Does she talk in tongues or just eat caribou tongues?What does she have against polar bears? http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/10/opinion/10dowd.html?_r=1&oref=sloginbut Author: AntiConformist911 Keywords: Keith olbermann Will Am Barack Obama Joe Biden john Mccain Sarah Palin speech interview debate Paris Hilton celebrity Added: September 11, 2008

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LMFAO idk i used this song i just thought it kind of fit it lmao i was watching the movie its a little perverted i didnt even notice b4 -_-(Nick)UGH! I think i know how i have to do this, brut force.I walked over to Rae and started kissing her neck.Rae: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!Mrs.Kit: Raelene! (omg for all of you who dont know thats my full first name *sighh*)Nick: Raelene?!Rae: SHUT UP!Nick: No... i think its sexy.Rae:*speeds up walking*Nick:*speeds up too* I mean it!Rae:*Speeds up MORE*Nick:*Trying ot catch up* C'mon whos it gunna hurt to have sex with me ONE time!Rae:*starts running and nick cant catch up*Nick:*out of breath and yelling* TRACK REALLY PAYS OFF! DAMN GIRL!(rae)rae:*smirks*I think ill give him a chance, if hes a good boy.Sheena:*catches up* Rae, you and kim should SOOOO join cheer.Rae: No!Sheena: Why?!Rae: we already made the team!Kim:*joins* were on our way to practice now.Sheena: Awesomeee! Rae: So you didnt do anything with , right your only 16, and hes 19 (just pretend he started late )Sheena: OKAY I DID! But he said it was a one night stand!Rae: Okay, did he use a condom?Sheena: No, but im on the pill... wait did i that day?!Kim:OH MY GOSH SHEENA!Sheena: Its okay, its okay, ill just pick up a pregnancy test and meet you guys at practice!Rae: KAY! Bye!*at cheer practice*(None)The girls were doing a pyramid and rae was on top she just stood up when she saw sheena walk in with a tear stained face.Rae: SHEENA! *looses balance and falls off the top* Im okay... *Stands up and cant walk* Nope, nope, im not!Mrs. Nicky:(coach and thats the name of mine!) Who wants to take her to the nurse?Nick:*walking into the room* me.Mrs. Nicky: Okay, get her there stat!Nick:*picks up rae like wedding style and smiles*Rae:*smiles back*(rae)OH MY GOSH IM FALLING FOR JONAS!Nick: I'm pretty damn lucky that the nurse is on the other side of this school, and that your pretty light.Rae: Hmm... i guess im lucky too.Nick: Is ms.hard-to-get falling for me?Rae: Listen jonas, youve got a long way to go.Nick: still trying to be little ms.hard-to-get?Rae: Still being Mr.Pervy-Ass?Nick: Yup.Rae: Then yup.(none)Nick: Puts rae down against the wall where she could put her foot up and nick starts to make out with her.Rae:*NOT enjoying this**muffled sound* MMMM! MMM!*tries to struggle away but nick is too strong and hes only holding her hands above her head with one hand*Nick:*Starts to put his hands in her pants and underwear.Rae:*Screaches and kicks him.... in a place hard as possible and limps as fast as she can back to the gym*Nick:*on the ground* FUCKING BITCH! Rae:*gets to the gym and falls* Nick... try.... *breaths in* HANDS IN PANTS!Kim: Woah woah woah, what?!*all the girls gather around*Rae: So he was carying me and we were flirting *blushes* and she pushes me up against the wall so i cant move and starts to make out and sticks his hand in the front of my skirt!Kim: UGH BUTT-FACE! WHERE IS HE?!Rae: I kinda kicked him and ran...er... limped.The whole cheer team expept rae and sheena go to find him.( Haha good old cheer team... thats how mine is theyre like my sisters )Sheena: Im pregnant, with Joe's baby, and i come to find out *gulp* hes back with arrington.*WITH THE CHEER TEAM*(arrington) Fucking bastard, shes like my little sister! I know, iknow, hes my boyfriend's little brother, but i would choose rae over joe, anyday, well today.-_-We saw him at the water fountain with his hand in his pantsGirls:*giggle*Nick*turns*(Nick) I turn and see all these hot bitches in tight ass skirts!Cheerleader: GET HIM!WAIT WHAT?!Nick:*runs with the girls chasing him*Joe and Kevin: *Sees him*Kevin: Why is he running?!Joe: I dont- *sees the cheerteam chasing him and yelling stuff* Oh, from them.Arrington*waves to joe while running**WITH SHEENA AND RAE*(none)Rae: Oh my gosh, what- what are you going to do?Sheena: tell him*he walked into the gym to get arrington her stuff*Rae: Welll I"M going to the nurse! *limps out*Joe: Hey sheena!* waves *Sheena: *Looks down*Joe: Sits next to her and puts his and on the top of her leg.Joe: Whats up?Sheena: * Softly * Im having a ....Joe: What?Sheena: I'm having your baby, joe.Joe: Woah woah what?!Sheena: I'M HAVING YOUR BABY JOE!DUN DUN DUN Author: MrsNickjonas4lifee Keywords: Bad Boys Episode FIVE Jonas OneTrueMedia Added: September 29, 2008

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I got this killer email from the always hip Crib Rock Couture & Décor, about their new line of wall decals called Cheap Sticks.Cheap Sticks are totally unique, fun, and so not your typical pastel baby room decor. I think these would be great for a little guy’s room. As a bonus, they’re the kind [...]

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I got this killer email from the always hip Crib Rock Couture & Décor, about their new line of wall decals called Cheap Sticks.Cheap Sticks are totally unique, fun, and so not your typical pastel room decor. I think these would be great for a little guy’s room. As a bonus, they’re the kind [...]

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LMFAO idk i used that song i true thought it kind of fit it lmao i was watching the movie its a little perverted i didnt plumb observance b4 -_-(Nick)UGH! I determine i realize how i have to do that, brut force.I walked foregoing to Rae and started kissing her neck.Rae: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!Mrs.Kit: Raelene! (omg for all of you who dont be read thats my full first John Hancock *sighh*)Nick: Raelene?!Rae: SHUT UP!Nick: No... i regard its sexy.Rae:*speeds up walking*Nick:*speeds up too* I mean it!Rae:*Speeds up MORE*Nick:*Trying ot catch up* C'mon whos it gunna hurt to have sex with me ONE stretch!Rae:*starts running and cant catch up*Nick:*out of breath and yelling* TRACK REALLY PAYS OFF! DAMN GIRL!(rae)rae:*smirks*I imagine ill give him a fortunate, if hes a bully boy.Sheena:*catches up* Rae, you and kim should SOOOO join cheer.Rae: No!Sheena: Why?!Rae: we already made the team!Kim:*joins* were on our way to rule now.Sheena: Awesomeee! Rae: So you didnt do anything with joe, right your only 16, and hes 19 (just pretend he started too late )Sheena: OKAY I DID! But he said it was a one night stand!Rae: Okay, did he use a condom?Sheena: No, but im on the pill... wait did i that day?!Kim:OH MY GOSH SHEENA!Sheena: Its okay, its okay, ill righteous pick up a pregnancy essay and meet you guys at convention!Rae: KAY! Bye!*at cheer practice*(None)The girls were exploit a pyramid and rae was on top she true stood up when she saw sheena walk in with a tear stained face.Rae: SHEENA! *looses balance and falls off the top* Im okay... *Stands up and cant walk* Nope, nope, im not!Mrs. Nicky:(coach and thats the herald of mine!) Who wants to take her to the nurse?Nick:*walking into the room* me.Mrs. Nicky: Okay, get her there stat!Nick:*picks up rae analogous wedding style and smiles*Rae:*smiles back*(rae)OH MY GOSH IM FALLING FOR JONAS!Nick: I'm pleasing damn lucky that the nurse is on the farther side of that school, and that your lulu light.Rae: Hmm... i guess im lucky too.Nick: Is ms.hard-to-get falling for me?Rae: Listen jonas, youve got a prolonged way to go.Nick: still competing to be little ms.hard-to-get?Rae: Still reality Mr.Pervy-Ass?Nick: Yup.Rae: when yup.(none)Nick: Puts rae down against the wall where she could put her foot up and nick starts to spawn out with her.Rae:*NOT enjoying this**muffled sound* MMMM! MMM!*tries to struggle away but nick is too strong and hes only holding her hands above her head with one hand*Nick:*Starts to put his hands in her pants and underwear.Rae:*Screaches and kicks him.... in a plank hard as conceivable and limps as hair-trigger as she can back to the gym*Nick:*on the ground* FUCKING BITCH! Rae:*gets to the gym and falls* Nick... try.... *breaths in* HANDS IN PANTS!Kim: Woah woah woah, what?!*all the girls gather around*Rae: So he was carying me and we were flirting *blushes* and she pushes me up against the wall so i cant move and starts to engender out and sticks his hand in the front of my skirt!Kim: UGH BUTT-FACE! WHERE IS HE?!Rae: I kinda kicked him and ran...er... limped.The whole cheer team expept rae and sheena go to treasure trove him.( Haha prime old cheer team... thats how mine is theyre matching my sisters )Sheena: Im pregnant, with Joe's baby, and i come to satisfactory buy out *gulp* hes back with arrington.*WITH THE CHEER TEAM*(arrington) Fucking bastard, shes not unlike my little sister! I fathom, iknow, hes my boyfriend's little brother, but i would choose rae adapted joe, anyday, well today.-_-We saw him at the water fountain with his hand in his pantsGirls:*giggle*Nick*turns*(Nick) I whirl and see all these hot bitches in tight ass skirts!Cheerleader: GET HIM!WAIT WHAT?!Nick:*runs with the girls chasing him*Joe and Kevin: *Sees him*Kevin: Why is he running?!Joe: I dont- *sees the cheerteam chasing him and yelling stuff* Oh, from them.Arrington*waves to joe while running**WITH SHEENA AND RAE*(none)Rae: Oh my gosh, what- what are you going to do?Sheena: recite him*he walked into the gym to get arrington her stuff*Rae: Welll I"M going to the nurse! *limps out*Joe: Hey sheena!* waves *Sheena: *Looks down*Joe: Sits next to her and puts his and on the top of her leg.Joe: Whats up?Sheena: * Softly * Im having a ....Joe: What?Sheena: I'm having your baby, joe.Joe: Woah woah what?!Sheena: I'M HAVING YOUR BABY JOE!DUN DUN DUN Author: MrsNickjonas4lifee Keywords: Bad Boys Episode FIVE Jonas OneTrueMedia Added: September 29, 2008

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*Recap*In the last episode Selena told Nick she was pregnant and her parents kikced her out and she is living with the Jonas' Nick:*half asleep*Selena? Selena:*In Nicks bathroom*Hold on a sec!*throwing up*Nick:EW*falls back on his pillow*Selena:*walks out of the bathroom*Are you STILL asleep LAZY!!*giggles and hits him with a pilloe*Nick:Somebody's a little perkySelena:I'm gonna forget about everything!Nick:What do you mean?Selena:I'm gonna forget that my parents don't love me i'm gonna forget that i'm pregnant at 16 i'm gonna foget that *sits on the *Oh who am i kidding?Nick:Selena,*puts his arm arund her*I kno its hard to forget about your parents so dontSelena:Yea just because they forgot about me I don't HAVE to forget them!Nick:Thats my girl!*6 months later*Selena:I'm boredNick:Well i'm sory but the doctor put you on bedrestJoe:*walks in*Hi peopleNick:Joe what do you want?Joe:Selena its for you*hands her the phone**sticks his tongue out at Nick*Nick:Oh just leave!Selena:Shhhh*Joe leaves*Selena:MMhm Yea Yea Ok OkNick:Who is it?Selena:WHAT????....Ok O ByeNick:Whats wrong??Selena:Your family is cursed!Nick:*laughs*What do you mean?Selena:*mumbles*twinsNick:Well i'm sorry for being cursed...Selena:*giggles**Phone rings*Selena:Hello?....Really?....YAY!Nic:What was that about?Selena:I'm off bedrest!Nick:Realy?Thats great!Selena:C'mon Lets go to the mallNick:Ok well go get dressedSelena:*goes to get dressed*I'm gonna tae a shower kay?Nick:Just don't take all the hot water!Selena:*opens the door and stics her tongue out at him then shuts it back*Nick:Why is everyone giving me the tongue today??Selena:*from the bathroom**laughing*Nick:*yells*ITS NOT FUNNY*15 mins. later*Selena:Ready!Nick:Wow you look beautifulSelena:Yea from the neck upNick:*kisses her*Selena:I think Frankie should go with us!Nick:Why??Selena:Practice makes perfect!C'mon!*They're at the mall w/Frankie*Selena:*holding Nick and Frankie's hand*Everyone is staring at usNick:*stupidly*Its cause you're pertySelena:*hits him playfully*I can see it on the news now , Selena Gomez girlfriend of Nick Jonas pregnant with his babiesNick:You can barely tell you're pregnantSelena:C'mon are you serious??I'm 6 months pregnant how can you not tell!Frankie:Can we go in the toy store??Selena:Sure!*They go in the toy store*Frankie:Look theres that guy that made Kevin bleed!Selena:What??Nick:Its Cody!Selena:We gotta go!Nick:Come on Frankie!*They run out of the mall really fast**In Nick's car*Nick:*driving*That was close!Selena:Yea!Nick:We're home we need to call the policeSelena:Ok!*Inside*Nick:*dialing*Denise:Selena,What are you doing out of bed??Selena:The doctor too me off bed rest and we went to the mall and Cody wa thereDenise:*shaking her head*Doctor's don't do that the reason they put you on bed rest because your water may breakSelena:No he called I have it on the caller ID *looks at her cell*Denise:Well?Selena:This isn't the doctor's number!Its Miley's!!!Nick:*on the phone*Ok thanks bye.Selena:Oh God!!!Nick:Selena whats wrong??Selena:*panicking*That was Miley not the doctor and and i'm not off bed reatDenise:C'mon you need to get to bed!*takes Sel upstairs*Nick:*runs upstairs*Denise:Are you sure you're ok Selena??Selena:Yea i'm fine*smiles**Denise goes downstais*Nick:I can't believe Miley she's such a Selena:Yea I know!!!*2 months later*Selena:I'm gonna take a showerNick:OkSelena:*In the showe looks down and sees blood*OH NO!!!Nick:Selena??Are you ok??Selena:*gets out and gets dressed really quick*NO!!!Nick:*scared*Why??Selena:MY WATER BROKE!!I'm doing a marathon so if I get 1 comment i'll do the next one! Author: MileyFan10011 Keywords: Jemi Kaylor Nelena OneTrueMedia Added: September 7, 2008

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recap:David had an asthma attack~~~~~~~~~~~~~~David:*between gasps for air*I'm-okay-I'm-just-Nick:Cool it.Just breathe in through your nose and relax.David:*breaths slowly*Whoa.I think I'm okay.Marissa:*runs over*I heard you yell.What happened.Nick:It's okay girl. He just had an asthma attack.Marissa:Okay?Are you okay?!David:*breaths heavily*I'm okay.Marissa:What happened?David:Nothing.Marissa:Something could have happened.David:I talked to Melonie and she got all mad and ran away.Then-it just happened.Marissa:*leads him inside*Come inside.We'll get you some water.*turns around*Nick.Are you coming in?Nick:*smiles*I'll be there.I just got to talks to someone.*walks off*Marissa:*confused*Okay.Well come as soon as you can.~~~~~~~~~~~Nick:*knocks on the door of their hotel room*??????*sniffle*Go away.Nick:*walks in anyways*Now, there's no need to be rude.Melonie:I just want to be alone.Nick:Hey,I'm your bro.You don't listen to me, I don't listen to you.Melonie:*smiles then frowns*Stop trying to make me feel better.Nick:*smiles*I couldn't help it.Melonie:Okay.What do you want?Nick:Nothing*spreads his feet across the bed*Melonie:*stares*Okay!!!!!!!!!I'LL TALK!!!!!!!Nick:*lifts an eyebrow*Melonie:Ever since day one I couldn't stand him with Rochely!Ever! It's like watching you and Marissa making out all day!!!!Nick:HEy!Melonie:NOW TO HEAR SHE'S PREGNANT!THA'S THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD! So - I had to admit it to him.Nick:*gives her a hug*Have you ever thought that- this could just be a crush.Melonie:I know it is!But I can't get him away from me and from my head!Nick:You need to be sure if it's okay with you and him first.*stands up*Well we better had back.*holds out his hand for her*Let's go sis.Melonie:Wait.I have a question.Nick:Sure.Melonie:How are you and Marissa so in love?Nick:It takes time.Even for the strongest love.Trust me I know.Melonie:*stands up and takes his hand*NAh!Go ahead.I'll stay.~~~~~~~~~~~~Marissa:*yawns*I'm tired.When are we going to go back?Riley:Soon.I don't know.Marissa:*hands david water*Here.Drink some more.David:Thanks.Marissa:No problem.Oh and another thing.David:Yeah?Marissa:If your baby's a boy, what would you name him?David:uhhh*scratches his head*I don't know.Adam I guess?Marissa:Oh that's cute.Adam Archuleta.What about a girl?David:I don't know Jennifer?Marissa:Jennifer Archuleta's okay.Nick:*sticks his head through the door*You guys want to go back to the hotel with me.Marissa:See ya.I'm leaving.Riley:*yawns*I guess we better head off now.Marissa:See ya Rochely.Take care!All:Bye!~~~~~~~~~~Back at the Hotel~Joe:*flops on the bed*I'm tired.Nick:Careful!Melonie's right there.Joe:Whoops! I didn't see her there.*pulls the covers over her*She's so cute when she's alseep.Nick"Well she had a hard day.Joe:I'm off.Nick:Night*turns off the light*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Thanks to DavidArchuletaluvr.P.S.THIS IS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Author: DavidArchLuvsMelonie Keywords: archuleta brothers crush david fanfic jonas love melonie OneTrueMedia sister story Added: October 4, 2008

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-recap stuff happens =] haha ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *so everyone got bygone their headaches kevin and alana got back cool, nicole and joe were back well-adjusted, ashley and nick well-adjusted, with demi of plan still there, soon the tour is concluded demi got disney interested in ashley and they wish her to come up with new songs and establish an album after she has her twins* *ashley is now 5 months pregnant* )AN: i envision thats right...correct me if im not* Ashley: Can you believe it in 4 months we are going to be parents!!! Nick: Uhh...yeah i can believe it...*sounding sad* Ashley: Ugh...nick you cant silver whats already happened...so please aloof be happy seeing im the one giving birth. nick: ok ok! *smiles* but remember what we are naming them elliot and isabella Ashley: *laughs* ok dad Nick: Thanks mom Nicole: When do you visualize we'll have kids? Joe: WHAT YOU longing KIDS NOW?!*sounding scared* Kevin: Haha joe is scared of sex! Joe: Am not! Nicole: No! i was good asking jeez, but i do necessity kids *grinning* Joe: Ok maybe fair-minded one Nicole: *finishing his sentence* hundred Joe: *jaw dropped* Nicole: KIDDING! Alana: never-failing you were nicole Demi: Well...now that we are talking about sex and kids do you guys fancy to talk about condoms and pills? Ashley: I'd rather not Joe: Whats the pill? Demi: You'll memorize when your older *pats his head* Joe:*pouts* but i wanna be informed!!! Nicole: Dont worriment demi i'll shout upon him following Kevin: *clears his throat* Dont have sex, sex is for married human race Alana: *turns approximately and looks at kevin and nods slowly* (AN: LOL i good had to put that in there) Ashley: Wow...so not hungry anymore...and i dont feel i will be for the rest of my pregnancy *4 months next everyone is back at the jonas house* Kevin: Joe, nick hurry up! Nick: IS IT interval?! Kevin: Yes!!! We've moth-eaten waiting for that for a longish allotment! Nick: usually me though!!! Kevin: Yeah! finally getting our interview with ryan seacrest on radio!! (AN: Y'all thought i meant ashley was having the baby huh? too bad!) Joe: Are the girls coming? *all the girls are in the limo putting on their make-up* Nicole: Whats taking so prolonged? Alana: Excuse me? Driver: Yes? Alana: May i honk the car horn? (AN: sounds funny huh) Driver: Oh please madam, be my guest! Alana: *presses on the horn and yells* HURRY UP!!! Nicole: *pulls out a megaphone* alana your accomplishing it wrong. *sticks her head out the window with the megaphone* HEY HURRY UP WE'RE READY! Ashley: Where'd you get the megaphone? Nicole: Pfft forget that the boys are already walking by here *boys get in the limo* Joe: Where'd you get the megaphone? Nicole: Why does everyone keep asking? Nick: Please dont have the kids until the interview *rubbing ashley's stomach* Ashley: Its not akin i can superintendence it *giggles* Alana: I take in you can hold it in identical pee *everyone gives her a weird look* Alana: Wow...im stupid Kevin: No your not *kisses her* *they make it at the radio station with already lots of photographers and reporters waiting* Big Rob: Alright you guys im gonna clear the way but you gotta run in there Everyone: ok *big rob tackles all the inhabitants through the door* Big Rob: RUN! *everyone runs inside and greeted by ryan* Ryan: Hey JB ready for your interview? Kevin: Yeah! Joe and nick: *scream homologous fangirls* YESSS!! Ashley: Wow... Alana: Well at least kevin's mature Nicole: Joe we cant talk for the rest of the day anymore Joe: What? Nicole: unbiased kidding! Rock that interview *kisses him* Nick: Lets go *grabs ashleys hand and they all slip the elevator to the 7th floor* Ryan: Alright you girls can wait out here while me and the guys have the interview* *the guys go in* Alana: Well...we got 1hr what do you gals wanna do? Ashley: EAT! im hungry! (AN: always am and dont get fat :D ) Nicole: I saw a mexican food restaurant while we were out there Ashley: I requirement tacos! *joe peeps out the door* Joe: PSSTTT! get me one too! *goes back in* *the girls burst out laughing* Alana: Ok lets go! *they go inside the elevator* *outside Miranda and Rosalina are at the bypath box outside the building* Miranda: Wanna scare our 3 bosoms buddy? Rosa: Oh miranda how could you suggest such a thing?...Lets cut the elevators potentiality instead! Miranda: select object *cuts the elevator competency cord* *the girls are standing in the elevator when all of a sudden the elevator stops* Nicole: Umm...what uncolored happened? Alana: I envision the elevator stopped Ashley: Luckily i carry food in my purse Alana: You mean your mini fridge? Ashley: Ha ha very funny Nicole: NO WE CANT BE astonished!!! GAHH!!! space closing!!! cant breathe!! Alana: *slaps nicole* Get a hold of yourself woman! Nicole: ow! Thanks alana i needed that Ashley: *slaps nicole* Calm down! Nicole: Ow! wth! im rare Ashley: Ohh...haha blonde moment! *pulls out a chocolate bar from her purse* Yumm... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ no more will fit!! next one in a bit! Author: JonasStories93 Keywords: alana ashley brothers drama dramatic JB joe jonas kevin kids love nick nicole OneTrueMedia Added: July 15, 2008

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Techno vs. Techno: East LondonMy ongoing Techno vs. Techno series aims to explore the blacks box behind, and implications of, the rapid urban regeneration -- re-gentrification -- which has outworn taking settle in East London since the 1980's. Anyone visiting Brick Lane can now witness first-hand the competency of such transformations. The cycle of squatter's and artists populating a down-trodden inner-city district, only to constitute it 'trendy' and suddenly attractive for property is a documented but mostly unheard tragedy.This performance has me (the DJ) playing loud, cutting-edge Techno music* to regnant active East London Line railway construction sites**. that is both a disco and a voice against the noisy clamour of greedy construction -- thus my disco must, as the antagonist, be both gratis and openly-accessible (weather permitting). My interest here lies with the way that Techno/Rave art isolates society (especially the young) from school/work/stress thanks to it's escapist qualities. As we see, it is that 'escapist-generation' who refuse to acknowledge, or are isolated from the threats which our planet is facing at the moment. England has the highest teenage pregnancy, drug and alcohol abuse extents in Europe at the moment, a heavily-criticised school integrate, two Wars on it's hands, a generation of Debt-ridden students, all of these factors combined do not paint a grand picture of a confident and forward thinking young demographic. Sadly, it is that synonymous generation who possibly couldn't enjoin you what urban re-gentrification is, but would happily shop in it. Let alone Iraq, no one unwavering has a de facto clue as to what's going on in their own lands.So, that is England, and so we shall speak good English (to get the subtle points crossed perhaps?) - Next juncture I'll bring out the glow-sticks! *I use a laptop running Traktor 3 DJ software, a USB DJ mixer and some battery-powered speakers to achieve that. All tracks are bought high-quality, DRM-free from Beatport.com**The East London version of that performance took abundance directly in front of Transport for London's (TfL) new East London Line construction sites in London's Borough of Hackney, specifically at one period in Dalston and in a pocket-sized park adjacent to Brick Lane. Future Update:A bizarre way in which that piece could age would be to professionally transform that performance into a proper 'Club-Night', except the night would be held not in typical, derelict warehouses or posh/seedy/trendy clubs/pubs/bars -- no, they would be hosted in such a dispose as to cook up one see and go 'omg I can't believe I am clubbing here!!!' - such as an Oil Factory/Rig, Military Base, Petrol Station, Prison, Meat Packing Factory, or a similar, disconcerting, hidden lodge.© Copyright 2008 Murat Bulut Aysan Author: MuratBulutAysan Keywords: Art Performance Student Live Street London City UK Intervention Situation Situationism DADA Surreal challenge Change Added: May 22, 2008

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Earlier today we looked at how to prepare finger foods for your baby. Now let’s look at some healthy and yummy finger food options for your little one…Cooked and toasted sweet potato sticksSlivers of fresh strawberries and peachesSmall flakes of cooked white fish or salmonCubed bananas with organic yogurt for dippingOyster crackersVeggie burgers (such as [...]

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