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Posted on January 04, 2009 in Maternity photography
Sky Love Public Art Experience.Its pure imagination.Sound,Picture and Acting by LilNiceWolf Sweden Friday January 2 2009 plus additional on Monday,Tuesday,Saturday and Sunday.Previous:Last:JUNGLE PAPARAZZI.Freeze just before the pet jumps free.Read your score in the corner.Try to be close as 0.03,its the best.VIDEO OR FILM? Five awesome pets stars in an official preview of the feature.A pupil copy from the head master teacher.The hard match is not impossible in any case.The first to create a memory of a pig,a fox,a panther,a elephant in a bully land of pure creature species.KILL THE BOGEY MONSTER ON HALLOWEEN.Bloody ghosts challenge a nerd.Two creepy freak sneak and strike without warning.Our hero smile to a girl and a woman.A hidden twist surprise the victim.HELL HOLE SUCKS BODY A trembling and vibrating micro earthquake swallows after several waves.SPYCAM REVEALS TRIPLET RIVALRY Silly family trouble with twisted slap on belly.Age limit restricted to kids,teens,grown ups and senior citizens.Follow my rules or be banned as chat on msn,aol or yahoo.Stupid viewers please delight my brain with kisses and a gentle knockout.Stress me with party doll and hotel bars,Im to lazy to shock.My life is burning warm from cold ice storm.KICK ASS AGAINST PUNCH CRAZY BALLET A hot man is fighting a fully clothed in wild karate,taekwondo or kickboxing style.All are made using special effects.Fast piece composed by me and computer performed.BLASTED BUM BEATS MAMAS BOY The story is about joe having fun in ground sea water.James is attacked by mud or wet sand to near death to end revenge direct face hit.CUTEST BABY VOLE FIELD MOUSE TWINS A photo show of a very small rodent found when bicycling.BINOCULARS PEEPERS SOFT PIANO MUSIC A tanning chris who in turn is watched by paul and another Michael.MIDI is my own.A new edit is done but is not published.Before:UFO TRIO GROPING MORON A mix of stop motion and regular.Aliens are hunting a guy.The grope him with tentacles in the sand.Green eyes are watching.Sticks and stones are everywhere.We fail to explain.Old:ATHLETE BUSTED RIDING MASSIVE POLES A 7 seconds joke about an ecological human vehicle driven by fart gases.Huge sticks roll under a tired pretty hunk.INITIATION RITUAL A spinning clock played by a rotating john accompanied by drums and a cymbal.INCREDIBLE REACTION TEST Click pause button as fast as you can when you see a colored shape.Remember your time,then play to continue. 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'Nick Jonas I Aint A Jerk' Love Story CHP2
Posted on January 02, 2009 in Infant car seats
Sorry for the wait :]bits are going to be in POVS :DJOES POV:woah, Did my best friend well the love of my life just say she likes my brother? erggh and now i've had to lie to her and say he doesn't like her back, greeat. Why can't she just love me? not Nck i'm her best mate and i'm funny and hot right? aren't i? so why him and not me. JEEZE life is so unfair. Well this is horrible. What if Nick finds out what i said and tells her that he told me that he does like like her and then she falls out with me, what have i done? and WHAT AM I SAYING? i'm glad i told her that Nick doesn't like like her. Now i just got to get her to like me, or i might just leave her as my best mate but she's stunning more than stunning absolutely beautiful, have you seen what she's wearing? she always looks great(what Daisy is wearing is in the video guysss)END POV____________________So Joe and Daisy talk more than arrive at school, gets out of the car and then go their seperate ways, Daisy's at her locker which is right next to Nick's. She's putting stuff in her locker when she feels hands wrap arround her waist she turns around to see..____________________Daisy:Um Nick get off me Nick:Nope babe your just so irrestisableDaisy:Well i'm sorry but your not*thinking-omg i wish i could just do him right here right now* so get off of meNick:mmm let me think about this .... NO Daisy:*gets real close to his lips*Well then i'll just have to do thisNick:oh what?Daisy:this*kicks him in the balls* Nick:*lets go of her* FUCKK ME jeeze Daise what the fuck Daisy:aww BABY did i hurt you?Nick:pffsh no, nobody can hurt me Daisy:mhhmm course*walks away*Nick:BYE SEXY*whispers*she so wants me____________________DAISYS POV:omg, i felt so mean doing that to Nick but i had to i mean i would of ended up kissing him if he didn't and plus that would not be good seen as though Joe said he didn't like me like that. but his so hot and muscular and so what am i saying shutup Daisy, you can't like Nick he's a badun and thats not good and oh yeyy Nicks just walked into my class great i have him in all my other lessons and nwo i have him in english the one lesson i thought i wouldn't have with him and the only seat free is next to me and here he comes____________________Nick:Hey beautifulDaisy:what do you want?Nick:you Daisy:oh your funnyNick:i try, So how about tonight you and me go to the cinema my treat?Daisy:noNick:whatDaisy:NoNick:yesDaisy:NoNick:yesDaisy:NoNick: NoDaisy:YesNick:ahha, you just said yesDaisy:WHAT? no you tricked meNick:tough, it's final your going on a date with meDaisy:and what makes you think i will turn up?Nick:i'm nick j baby why wouldn't you show up?Daisy:cos*immitating*I'm Daisy baby why would i show up?Nick:ohh your funny, no but seriously if you don't i'll just have to come round your house*winks*Daisy:Ughh fine, pick me up at half 5?Nick:it's a dateDaisy:whatever____________________NICKS POV:ahh yyey, i'm going on a date with Daise, so excited gotta look well good for tonight though, hmm i think we will watch a scary movie tonight, wow i can't wait. and this means i can prove that i am a nice guy who she can consider to be boyfriend material.END POV____________________Soo hope you liked it, going to post another soon. and your lucky that i'm posting another cos i'm sposed to be revising for mock exams but cba! :]comment/rate/sub/addcheers. Author: musiccloverx Keywords: fanfic jobros OneTrueMedia Added: December 7, 2008
boy or girl
Posted on December 30, 2008 in Pregnancy gender quiz
http://www.riledup.comyou never knew if pat was a boy or girl and thats why snl is funny. sometimes you dont judgment if a guy is a boy or girl and that is scary. Author: DemonthesesShadow Keywords: boy or girl homestar gender determining determineheartbeat predict ultasound chinese baby child kid tests conceiving quiz wives tales predictions calaender birth babies conception choosing is it determination fetal tell fetus pregnancy pregnant nine months six weeks twelve having baby's selection diet unborn babys happy birthday pay wayne's garth snl saturday night live funny nbc world Added: September 21, 2008
Cute Baby Clothes | Baby Clothes Boutique
Posted on December 27, 2008 in Cute maternity clothes
Blogroll. Arabella Miller - Organic Baby Clothes · Arabella Miller - Organic Baby Clothes - Blog · Pregnancy & Maternity Clothes ... One of the joys of having a baby comes in the form of choosing cute baby clothes for the baby to wear. Over the years, parents have narrowed this down to an art, finding and choosing cute baby clothes and making it seem that every day is Halloween for their infants and toddlers. While scary and grotesque outfits rarely show ...
PORN, Condoms, Teenage Dating, & Abortion
Posted on December 23, 2008 in Teenage pregnancy statistics
WARNING: that VIDEO INCLUDES GRAPHIC copies, PROCEED WITH CAUTION.So, I do realize that max human race will absolutely hate that video and I will seemingly get lots of hate messages! But I don't care! I estimate it's a proposition that requirements to be discussed...and solutions call for to be launch.and I really surmise it's scary that any 8 year of achievement old can hop on the Net and watch all kinds of odd sexual acts. I mean telling, parents can put blocks on it. However, lion's share of the chronology, Dad is seeing at it anyways; he doesn't fancy it blocked.THIS IS A THEORY! I have no evidence that teenagers imitate what they see in porn. But I would bet gravy on it. But I mean seriously, does "safe sex" porn exist?! I got my statistics from:http://www.abort73.com/More Statistics: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEcg1rwBxTM I AM IN NO WAY JUDGING ANYONE. :D Author: Gwendolynisalive Keywords: PORN XXX Condoms pornography sexual acts sex teenage dating abortion adolescent pregnancy girls graphic wisdom Added: October 31, 2008
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Posted on December 19, 2008 in Infant shoes
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Posted on December 19, 2008 in Infant massage
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Jonas Sister Sequel- Chapter 11: Get Help
Posted on December 13, 2008 in Notice maternity
Chapter 11Get Help(Joes point of view)We all looked at Frankie in disbelief. Hoping it was a joke or something. It wasn't. I hadn't seen Frankie this serious in my whole life.- What are we going to do? Nick askedWe looked at Kevin. He was the one who always took care of everything. The one who knew everything, who helped us all the time and who had the solution to everything. He looked helpless.- I, I, I dont know. I DONT KNOW, He screamed as he started to cry.Kevin didnt cry often. Usually he was the one that would comfort any one of us in difficult times. We stayed silent for a while knowing that we couldn't help him. He wiped the tears from his eyes and cheeks.- Im sorry guys, I justI feel responsible for this. What was I thinking? Bringing her in the middle of nowhere at the end of her pregnancy. I shouldve known better. I should've...Kevin said- There is no time to find why this happened or who is responsible for this, I said. The convulsions stopped, but she's still unconscious and losing way to much blood. We have to get in the car and leave NOW, I saidThey just obeyed. Kevin was too shaken up to take control, so I knew I had to step up. Kevin and I carried Katie to the car. She was wearing a summer dress. Damien gave her that dress, she loved it. Now it was stained by blood. We lied her in the backseat. Nick went in the driver's seat and Kevin sat next to him to give him directions. We had no idea where to go, but we knew anywhere was better than here.There was not much room in the back. Frankie was sitting on the floor and I was squeezed to the door, Katie's head on my lap. My hands were full of blood. Everything was full of blood. HER blood. It hit me. That was way to much. Losing all that blood could...could kill someone.Kevin kept looking back at Katie. Nick too.- Nick keep your eyes on the road. We do not need an accident, I said- Ok.- Kevin, can you try calling 911 again? I asked- Ok, I'll try.In my head I asked God to help us out once more. At this point, He was are only hope.(Frankie's point of view)I was wishing this was not real. But I knew it was. This was really scary. I hated seeing her like that. I never told her, but I loved Katie so much. She was always so sweet. I liked having her attention. I would make her mad when I was little just to spend time with her. I looked up at her. She was still uncouscious. I took her hand in mine. It was warm. I squeezed it. Then, she woke up. I dont know why, but she did. Everybody else was too busy to notice her suddenly opening her eyes. She seemed like she had lost it. Her eyes were moving in every direction really quickly. And then, they stopped moving. She stared at me, and her eyes were big. It seemed like if something had hit her in the guts.- Joe...I started as I was getting scared.- Maybe you should turn that way, I see lights...Joe saidHe was not paying any attention.- Kevin...I said as Katies face was getting whiter and whiter.- I think I have a connection...Or not, Kevin saidHe was not paying attention either.GUYS! I screamed and at that moment, Katie screamed. A scream more full of pain than I had ever heard in my life. I had never heard anything as unbearable(sp?) before. She formed an arch with her back as she was screaming and the grip she had on my hand became bigger and bigger. It was excrusiating(sp?). But I couldn't let go. If I did, she would be alone. Author: gserevitch Keywords: jonas sister sequel chapter 11 brothers story get help series fanfic Added: November 30, 2008
Unexpected perks of becoming a parent
Posted on December 13, 2008 in Maternity lingerie
While becoming a parent can be scary and confusing at times, there are many perks to becoming a parent; and not just that adorable baby smell.You’ll be a better driver: On one hand reports do note that baby distractions while driving are bad; however, on the other hand, I’ve seen race car like driving papas [...]
Maternity clothes redux » Self-Made Mom
Posted on December 08, 2008 in Maternity bathing suit
I think I have that same swim suit … Most of my maternity clothes from #1 didn’t work for #2 since one was a winter and the other a summer baby (there’s something scary… summer maternity clothes… just when you don’t *really* want to ...
Maternity clothes redux » Self-Made Mom
Posted on December 08, 2008 in Maternity swim suit
I think I have that same swim suit … Most of my maternity clothes from #1 didn’t work for #2 since one was a winter baby and the other a summer baby (there’s something scary… summer maternity clothes… just when you don’t *really* want to ...
fairy tales love story 17
Posted on December 08, 2008 in Early pregnancy signs
doctor:well........its kind of hard to explain.selena;its yes your pregnant or no your notdoctor:well......in your case selena its very strange?sel:what?doctor:on the new hand demi......you lost your baby..some how it is very strange?demi:okay before long but what about sel?doctor;she seems to have signs of pregnancy but wait whos the father?sel;thats why im here for!!!!doctor;oh sorry! no wonder we have taken dna from joe and nick and they are somewhat alike but david furthermore has weird dna?demi:wait so before i lost the baby who was the father?doctor:uhhhhhhh......*checking his pad* i believe it was mr.jonas.demi:which one?*scared*doctor:joseph adam jonaseveryone except nick and david:what!??!?sel:im leaving.....doctor:wait selena your having at least 2 babies from 2 mismated people(idk if that could really luck its made up) i believe it is mr.jonas..anddemi;wait which jonas?doctor:uhhmmmmm nicholas jerry jonas adn david henrieeveryone:what!???!doctor:but it doesnt seem consistent the baby will last true a couple of hours for today.sel:ok*scared*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~david:*thinking:selena was going to have my my MY child.......wow.....)nick:*thinking:selna having my child thats conscientious wow!and wow!!)joe:*thinking:demi's child mine?)demi:*joes child was mine?)sel:*thinking:2 fathers 2 kids?wow!)sel:ok that was weird..OMG I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!!david and nick:OMG!!!!!!! YOU GO!!!*look at eachother*BUT YOU HAVE A CHILD!!!!UGGHH WE WILL BOTH GO~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~david and nick;*look resembling they are about to faint*wow ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!sel:*woke up*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHdemi:what happened?sel;i had the scariest dream i was pregnant with davids and nicks baby and you were pregnant with joes and thereupon we lost it and it was aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!demi:what!??!!sel;i appreciate i have a promise ring??!!!??!guys:what happened?!?!? joe is with a glowing stick that they use in starwars nick is with his lamp and david has a bat.sel:*tells them everything*sel:helllo!!guys?guys:wow?sel;thats what you kept adage!!!!stop it shut up and never say wow its its scary!joe;ok well byewhat will luck next with selena's sweet 16!!!???!! Author: stacyandsamy Keywords: delena jelena jemi nelena OneTrueMedia Added: November 11, 2008
HO HO HO
Posted on December 08, 2008 in Pregnancy pillow
Bethany stuffed her North Face with a pillow and is pretending to be Santa! Ho ho ho ;) Author: chubba5893 Keywords: santa claus coming stuffed north face teen bethany morgan groovy girl dance doll blonde hannah montana miley cyrus look-alike chubba5893 how to do 2008 ho merry christmas children up kids lap scary cry laugh throw toy toys ask for ">present presents yummy lollipop friends sisters twins cute happy puppy tv america's next top rub model cycle episode pregnant pillow baby tummy big bouncy silver exercise ball Added: November 12, 2008
The Usual Early Pregnancy Signs
Posted on December 06, 2008 in Early pregnancy signs
Sometimes when it comes to expecting a baby, it can be a very exciting time in your life. It can also be a very scary time,
Maternity clothes redux »
Posted on December 04, 2008 in Maternity swim suit
I think I have that same swim suit … Most of my maternity clothes from #1 didn’t work for #2 since one was a winter and the other a summer baby (there’s something scary… summer maternity clothes… just when you don’t *really* want to ...
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Posted on December 04, 2008 in Pregnancy picture
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boy or girl
Posted on December 01, 2008 in Pregnancy gender quiz
http://www.riledup.comyou never knew if pat was a boy or girl and thats why snl is funny. sometimes you dont recognize if a dude is a boy or girl and that is scary. Author: DemonthesesShadow Keywords: boy or girl homestar gender determining determineheartbeat predict ultasound chinese ">baby child kid tests conceiving quiz wives tales predictions calaender birth babies conception choosing is it determination fetal tell fetus pregnancy pregnant nine months six weeks twelve having baby's selection diet unborn babys happy birthday pay wayne's garth snl saturday night live funny nbc world Added: September 21, 2008
One Hot Mama: Big Sale at One Hot Mama -- Black Friday Online
Posted on December 01, 2008 in Hip maternity clothes
So, we're in the midst of working on an actual One Hot Mama store (yippee for chicks looking for hip , hot, cool maternity and nursing clothes -- a bit scary for those of us who are going to work in it 80 hours a week! ...
I'm Pregnant With Chris Crocker's Child!!
Posted on November 27, 2008 in Pregnancy announcements
Forget Womanizer!!! He's a Tranizer!!!I have a scary announcement to make. I am a trannsexual performer who used to live in LA and I used to be intimate with the "Leave Britney Alone" star Chris Crocker. I am so angry he has shunned me after filling me with his goo and shutting me out of his life and now I want to tell my side of the story. I am going to have his baby and he is going to have to join his FAMILY!!! Author: THELIVINGJOKE Keywords: CHRIS CROCKER Britney Spears Circus Womanizer remix Barak Obama victory pre-elect president USA Sarah Palin Codependency itschriscrocker fan crying Oprah pregnant man leave ">britney alone Angelina Jolie chris crocker gay fag faggot homo homosexual trannsexual mschriscrockerdotcom birth Australia Baz Luhrmann Added: November 6, 2008
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Things happen: story of a teenage pregnancy [chp.9]
Posted on November 27, 2008 in Maternity fashion
Sorry I took so long to post, I have been really busy lately, I had like million projects to hand in that, so yeah. This chapter is kinda short.--------------------------------------Recap- Brianna and Joe figuerd out how the where gonna tell there parents, so now Brianna is aranging a diner and she juts left Roxey and Renee'sKevin: SooRenee: And then there was two.(laughs)Kevin: (sarcastic) Wow youre cool.Renee: You know what Kevin! Kevin: What?Renee: (sarcastic) I am cool, and youre just jealous (sticks out tongue at him)Kevin: Soo jealous.Renee: Ha! I knew it.Kevin: I love you?Renee: Is that youre save for everything?Kevin: (gives her a puppy dog type look thing) Maybe.Renee: Youre lucky youre cute (sticks out tongue) and I love you too.(walk up to him and wraps her arms around him)Kevin: (wraps his arms around her waist and places a kiss on her forehead) Good.Renee: Anyways, what are we going to do tonight its only like 8 oclock.Kevin: Well we still havent eaten since like 12. So you want to go out and grab something to eat?Renee: Sure, but youre driving.Kevin: Why do I have to drive?Renee: Cause I hate driving.Kevin: Alright give me your keys, Joe took off with my truck.Renee: Kay Ill go get them. Renee went and got her keys and passed them to Kevin. They get in the SUV and went to the restaurant.*with Brianna*Once she got home she ran into her mom, reading a book.(N: BM=Briannas mom)BM: Hey Brianna, how was your day?Brianna: UmmalrightSo mom I was wonderingcould Joe and his parents come over for supper tomorrow? We have something to tell you guys.BM: Sure, what is that something?Brianna: Youll figure out tomorrow, well Ill be up in my room.BM: Alright sweetie.Brianna went up to her room and called Joe.The phone rang a few times before he answered.J: Hey Brianna!B: Hey, so I asked my mom and she said yes.J: Okay, I talk to my parents, after.B: Alright well Im tired, so goodnight, I love you.J: Goodnight, I love you too.So Brianna went to bed hoping for something good to come out of tomorrow.*With Joe*Joe: Heyummmom, Briannas mom invited us over for supper tomorrowMrs. Jonas: Okay, what time?Joe: Around 5 ishMrs. Jonas: Alright, Ill just get Nick to give Frankie diner.Joe: Alright, well Im going to bed.Mrs. Jonas: Goodnight.Joe: Goodnight mom.Joe went to be worrying about what would come of tomorrow.*With Kevin and Renee*Kevin and Renee just got back from the restaurant and were now up in her room making out.Kevin: (trying to take off Renees clothes) I love you so much baby.Renee: (Pushes his hands away) I love you toobut lets not do this tonight.Kevin: Why not?Renee: Look what happened to Brianna and Joe! What it that happens to us? I couldnt imaging something like that happing to us.Kevin: (keeps on pushing it) That wont happen to us babe. Anyways youre on birth control and its not like weve never done it before.Renee: (tears up) I know but Ive been thinking and we still need to use more protection Kevin. Im just so scared that something like that can happen in the blink of an eye. I really dont want us to be put in that situation.Kevin: (wipes her tears away) Im sorry babe and I understand were youre coming from. I dont want anything like that to happen to us either.Renee: Thanks for being so understanding.Kevin: I love you. Lets go to bed Im tired.Renee: Me too.They crawl into bed, snuggle up under the covers and fall asleep.*With Nick and Roxey*Nick and Roxey were laying in bed talking.Nick: Soabout Brianna and Joe.Roxey: Yeah, that really sucks, the look on Joes face was so sad when her learnt she was pregnant.Nick: Yeah its scary, thinking that could happen so fast.Roxey: It really is, (she sits up) Nick lets make a promise to each other.Nick: Okay what is it?Roxey: That we will only have sex when we are really ready, like I meanwhen we know all the consequences and are really, really ready.Nick: I promise. Theres something I wanna tell you for the first time.Roxey: What is it?Nick: I love you and I really mean it.Roxey was taking back by what Nick had to say and was utterly speechless.Roxey:I love you too. I really do.The share a long passionate kiss. Roxey lays her head on Nicks chest, he wraps his arms around her and they fall asleep.--------------------------------I also havent been to any of my new subcruber's channels, so whoever you are THANKS FOR SUBSCRIBING!5 COMMENTSSUBSCRIBEXOXOFanFicsJB Author: FanFicsJB Keywords: Fan Fic Jonas Brothers Things Happen Chapter Added: November 17, 2008