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So; I have a new computer now. And i dont have the same software, so i dont really know how long to make these now. she if there shorter sorries. bare with me please?Chapter 29.Kevin- If you dont like it then leave. *kisses Karen*Joe- *rolls his eyes* Ugh. I need to stop coming here so much.Kevin- *pulls away from Karen* I TOTALLY AGREE!Joe- Shut up KevyHevy!Kevin- *stands up and walks over to Joe* You know what! Just go FUCK Nicole!Karen- *stands up next to kevin* Wait. Nicole..*thinks* Nicole.. Henderson?Kevin- MHM!Karen- Joe, you like her?Joe- Psh; Psh; Psh... NO!Kevin- He just wants to be a manwhore and fuck her.Karen- Oh. Oh. Wow.Joe- Whatever. Im leaving. *walks up to his room*Kevin- FINALY! Come here KareyBeary! *holds out his arms to give her a hug*Karen- *gives him a hug* Aw. I love you KevyHevy Bear!Kevin- *frowns* Um.. Listen.Karen- What? Are you breaking up with me?Kevin- What!? NO! I just... Can i have a different nickname? Because KevyHeavy? It makes me sound fat...Karen- But..But.. You dont like my nickname for you? Ive been calling you that since we have been together!Kevin- Well.. I dont want to be called Hevy! How about you just give me another nickname?Karen- NO! I love your nickname. AND ITS STAYING THAT!Kevin- Come on baby.. Please?Karen- I cant believe you dont like my nickname. Your so mean! Im not sure i want to be with you now.Kevin- Baby! Stop! I just want a new nickname! You dont have to be such a drama queen! Just give me another god damn nickname!Karen- *gets mad* UGH! IM SO SICK OF YOU! I AM NOT A DRAMA QUEEN! YOUR JUST A JERK! ITS OVER KEVIN!Kevin- Baby! Stop. No. Its not over! *walks over and tries to hug her*Karen- *pushes away* No. Were OVER Kevin! Kevin- Karen! Stop! FINE! Call me fucking KevyHevy! i dont care! Just dont break up with me over it!Karen- No! We are OVER! *grabs her stuff and gets in her car and leaves*Kevin- *sits down on the couch and puts his head in his hands* You have got to be fucking kidding me! i finally got her. and now i lost her. FUCKING CHRIST!*The next morning. With nicole*Nicoles POV.I opened my eyes to a new day. I closed my eyes closed again. And wished the day before never happened. And the day i had sex with Joe. I wish it never happened. Just disappeared. Then I wouldnt be in this mess. I looked at the clock and it said 10:30. Man. Im exausted.I heard the kitchen door slam shut. So i guess my mother went to work. I got up and got dressed; thinking how long i was gonna get to wear these clothes.I got a shower and got myself ready for the day. Then i walked downstairs and got the phonebook. I figured i would have to do this sooner or later. So i decided sooner.I looked up My doctors name; Cindy Appleu."Applebees; Appleyo; Appleu.. There we go.*I dialed the number. '180-3456' **a.n: i dont know if thats a real number. But dont try to call it just in case. haha**"Hello. This is Appleu Family Physicians. How may i help you?" the lady said."Well.. Im.." My Voice got to a whisper. "Im.. Well i took a um... Pregnancy test.. And it came up... Positive... And.. I wanted to.. Make sure I... You know.. Am..""Yes. So. I'll schedule you a appointment right now..." A moment pasted. "How does Thursday at 3:30 sound?" She asked. I paused for a second."Yeah. Thats Fine." I said. "Well see you then. Goodbye." She said; And hung up.So; Comment me. And give me ideas. Because i dont really have any! :P Author: JonasDirtyFantasy Keywords: bad boys brothers dirtyjonasboys joe jonas kevin nick perverts sex Added: December 28, 2008

Tags: kevin, karen, dont, joe, nickname

I left with three pairs of (ok, one had to be sent to my house, so I left having PAID for three pairs of pants), three shirts , a pair of maternity nylons (ugh), and a black smooth-the-rolls undershirt. ...

Tags: pair, left, pants, ugh, nylons

OMJ!!! I HAVE ancient history 1,000 SUBSCRIBERS!!!! I enjoyment YOU GUYS!! THANK YOU!!!! ==============================-later that day-Selena- *fake smiling* Hi Miley! Hey David!Miley- Hi Selena! Nick.Nick- Miley. David.David- Nick. Selena.*long silence*Selena- Sooo... what are we accomplishing tonight?David- Well, we planned on-Miley- we planned on going to that new chinese fix by the mall.Selena- Oh, I comprehend what you're talking about!!! Sounds protracted!Nick- Yeah... abundant.David- Well, let's go!!!*Everyone starts for David's car**With Taylor and Kevin*Taylor- *from the bedroom* KKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!Kevin- I'M COMING!!! *runs upstairs franticlly and goes into their bedroom and looks at Taylor with wide eyes* Why are you holding a pregnancy pop quiz in your hand????Taylor- *talking really fast* Wellwell, ItoldyouthatmyboobswerebiggerandI'vebeenreallynausiaslatelyand-Kevin- TAYLOR! Calm down! Now talk slowly!Taylor- I'M PREGNANT!Kevin- W-what? *looks confused*Taylor- I'm PREGNANT! Ya happy??Kevin- Oh my god...Taylor- *starts crying* What are we going to do??Kevin- Aw, Taylor, don't perplexity, I'll be with you through all that. *sits beside her and holds her tight while she cries**With Demi and Joe*Joe- Hey Dems, remember when we went to the lake and swam?Demi- Yeah.Joe- Well, I was thinkin we could do that settled, but out any swimsiuts on...Dmei- What?!?Joe- Skinnydip!Demi- *gets really angry* NO!Joe- Whoa... Demi are you okay???Demi- NO! WHY WOULD YOU fancy TO SEE MY FAT BODY??? ARE YOU struggling TO HUMILIATE ME???Joe- Demi!! No!!! What the heck?!?!Demi- I'm going.Joe- Demi! *grabs her arm* Stop! inform me what's up!!!Demi- *falls to the ground crying* Joe... *starts gasping for breath*Joe- DEMI! *picks her up and tries to do CPR, whatever he can to use her breath. While ball game that he calls 911*Operater- 911 what is your emergancy?Joe- *franticlly talking* My girlfriend! She can't breath!!! GET SOMEONE HERE NOW!! *says his address*Operater- Okay sir, there's an ambulance coming right now.Joe- Thanks *hangs up* *start crying* Demi... stay with me, please!*With Selana, Nick, Miley, and David**at the resteraunt, everyone's ordered, and they're waiting for their food*Selena- I conforming your shoes Miley *fake smiles again*Miley- I choice.Selena- *rolls her eyes* Soo, Nick, can I talk to you for a next?Nick- YES! *selena slaps his stomach* Oww!Selena- We'll be right back. *drags Nick behind her to the entrance*Nick- Thank you!!!Selena- Nick! Nick- What?!Selena- I hate Miley!Nick- Join the club!Selena- Nick!!!Nick- WHAT!?Selena- That's not nice.Nick- Ugh.Selena- We better go back.Nick- No, let's sneak out!Selena- Nick!!!Nick- WHAT!!!!Selena- No.Nick- Let's go back.*They both walk back to the table*Nick- *trying to invent mini talk* Guess what I'm going to post to Lil' Wayne on his birthday.David- What?Nick- A belt!!! *laughs*Miley- No! He looks hot when his pants are falling down! *looks at David* You should wear your pants agnate that!David- Uh. No.Miley- Mmph.David- Haha! I worship you!Miley- I respect you too!*they kiss*Nick- *whispers* Ewwww.*With Joe and Demi**the abulance finally came and they're headed for the hospital*Joe- *holding Demi's lifeless hand and crying* Please God...=============================Hope you analogous the beginning of the new season!!I really agnate the video, it's imaginably one of my finest :)And I chose Decode only as alot of human race commented axiom that I should use it =DCOMMENT!!! Author: thefrayfan15 Keywords: jemi kaylor nelena OneTrueMedia series Added: November 23, 2008

Tags: nick, selena, demi, joe, david

David:*rolls eyes*Lizzy:*looks at the clock*OK time for bed,now*Everyone goes to bed**With Zac and Taylor*Zac:*smashing stuff*Taylor:What's wrong with you?Zac:I HAVE AN ANGER PROBLEM!!!!!!!Taylor:Woah don't get mad about itZac:*rolls eyes*~With Miles,Nick,Sel~Nick:*reading a strange book*At least this book understands meMiley:Could you be quiet over there Nick???!!!!?!?!?!!?!Nick:Fine!Man I need to switch rooms!*cries*Miley:Stop acting like a baby!I'm trying to go to sleep!!!!!!!!Nick:*hides under his blanket*~With Jemi~Joe:*got bored so he eates chips*Demi:STOP MUNCHING!!I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!Joe:Fine!I'm just bored!!Demi:Then go to sleep!!*cries*Joe:MAN!!Your like my brother but your hot!!!Demi:*puts her pillow over her head*~With David and AJ~AJ:*tapping David while he's asleep*David..David..Wake up!!!!David:*falls off his bed*WHAT!!!???AJ:I'm boredDavid:UGH!!THEN FUCK A GUY,OR SOMETHING!!I NEED THE SLEEP!!AJ:Hm..your right*leaves the room*~With Lizzy~Lizzy:Yeah and they need help,help me out????:Of courseLizzy:Thank you so much!These kids need all the help!???:No prob!*smiles*I used to be a drug addict though,*FLASHBACK*Random:Hey ??? have some of this*hands her some kind of drug*???:No thanksRandom:Come please????:They'll kill me~END OF FLASHBACK~~With Kashley~Ashley:How come you never talk?IS IT BECAUSE I LOOK UGLY AND TERRIBLE?????????????Kevin:*snaps*NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ashley:I HATE YOU*cries*Sorry if it's short!Any ideas? Author: LoveStories109 Keywords: jemi kashley nelena Added: December 28, 2008

Tags: david, nick, sleep, aj, bed

maria:what do u mean u sense ur pregnant?!didnt u use protection?!mel:well no it ethical happened so expeditious!maria:how could u be so stupid!!!???[theyre practically yelling ]melissa:dont wail at me!how bout u and hm??maria:im on birth domination!!!im not a retarded bitch identical u!!!mel:[is almost about 2 cry]maria: ....look im sorry.....maybe u should take a pregnancy touchstone.....[looks down]melissa:..its to early to divulge...it wz right yesterday....[sighs]maria:take it in a few days....have u told nick?mel:no and im not planning on it until i appreciate for fixed;what if he gets mad at me?maria:hes gunna get mad if u reveal him latermel:ur prob. right... i esteem ill give facts him now..maria:ok[they get going with walking towards the table and mel sits in her chair]mel:[in a wisper]nick can i represent u something?nick:yeah sure[moves closer 2 her and takes her hand under the table]mel:[still whispering] i..[sighs] i take i might be pregnantnick:[his eyes widen in shock]what?![jumps up from his chair and sceams out] what do u mean u feel ur pregnant??!! kevin:what??!!joe:ur pregnant!!!![jumps up and starts screaming]u had sex with him???!!its already bad sufficing that ur with...[calms down and lowers his voice] i mean what do u mean u surmise ur pregnant?[looks down]mel:can u guys say that any louder??!!!![pulls nick back down and joe sits in his chair]nick im sorry[is aout 2 cry]nick:oh come on[pulls her into a hug]its not ur fault.. besides,we dont plane distinguish it for doubtless , baby dont cry, i dont approximative seeing u undifferentiated that [kisses her forehead]ur not pregnant, its all subtle mel:promisenick:promisecheyanne:u should take a pregnancy in a couple of weeks or somel:yeahnick:[sighs]* A WEEK more recent BACK AT MELISSAS HOUSE*mel:[stareing at a pregnancy test][sighs]here we go...MELSP P.O.Vi wz shaking thinking about the posibilities...i didnt wanna c the execution alone,needed 2 be with nick.so when i wz perfected i quickly covered the shibboleth and ran to his digs,since the jonas' lived a few blocks away.i wz running and running until i reached their diggings thereupon i saw joe on the front lawn.on my way there i started crying cause i wz so bygone whelmed so joe saw the tears in my eyes and quickly ran settled to meEND OF P.O.Vjoe:[very concerned]hey hey whats wrong[pulls her into a hug]mel:[whipes the tears from her face] everything im im unreal, im impartial a little[inhales and exhales] nervousjoe:[pulls away and grabs her face and rubs her cheek with his thumb]u took a pregnancy lick didnt u...mel:yeah but i wanna c the fruit with nick so i dont be go through yet...... joe:[stares into her eyes years ago leans in and kisses her]mel:[tries to pull away but joe pulls her back in]maria:[who happened 2 be walking 2 her cobby sees them kissing*they all living close 2 each extra lol =D* [to her self]what the hell!![starts to cry and runs into her house*btw mel and joe didnt see her*mel:[manages 2 pull away]no joe i cant do that not 2 nick and not 2 maria specially nickjoe:but,i i have conscience for u[looks down]mel:NO! u cant ur ur supposed to sentiment maria!!! joe:i dont feel the corresponding way about her anymore!!!!didnt u feel it??!!! when we kissed??!!!!mel:feel what??!! feel what joe!!!![fyi theyre screaming at each other]joe:[takes mels hands]didnt it feel more magical than when u kiss nick?[now theyre calm:)]mel:[pulls her hands away from his grasp]no,it didnt[walks into the house]joe:[sighs]way 2 fuck up joe [kicks a garden knome*its plastic so it didnt brake=)*]mel[walks through the living room and sees nicks mom]oh hey denisedenise:hey sweetie! i havent seen u since u guys came from the trip[gets up and hugs her]im guessing ur here for of nick[smiles]mel:[smiles]yeah..so wheres pauldenise:hes gone in texas contracting with the corporeal area agent for our new vacation orphanage and nick is in his room with frankiemel:ok thnx nice seeing udenise:u to hunniemel:[goes upstairs]hey nicknick:hey[smiles and goes exhausted with and kisses her]mel:i um[pulls out the pregnancy fling from her pocket]nick:[in a whisper]r u pregnant?[with a look of concern on his face]mel:well i dont distinguish,i wanna see it with u[she has her hand pod auger the test]nick:[turns around]uuh frankie can u go out sec.frankie:suuure hi mel[hugs her]mel:hey[hides the pregnancy test]frankie:well nicks thowing me out of the room so i gotta go. bye!nick:[rolls his eyes and locks the door]NICKS P.O.Vwe went completed 2 my bed and sat down "r u ready?" i asked her "yeah"she replied nervously she quickly removed her hand only to reveal a little........OOOOOOH CLIFF HANGER!!!!!! Author: mells105 Keywords: nick joe kevin jonas brothers fanfic love chapter 11 series episode you know ill be there till the end dirty fantacy Added: November 23, 2008

Tags: mel, nick, joe, ur, maria

here is Chapter 15 25 commentsJanessa: *making out with Brody*Daniella: *walks in really mad*Janessa: *pulls away* whats wrong?Daniella: KevinJanessa: care to elaborateDaniella: umm Brody?Janessa: do you mindBrody: *sighs and goes up to her room*Janessa: what happenedDaniella: Joe and Kevin took me to their house--Janessa: they raped you im going to shove my foot up--Daniella: Janessa no he didnt rape me I wanted to have sex with himJanessa: Daniella! Whats wrong with you?Daniella: I regret it now I hate himChristine: you had sex with KevinDaniella: ughChristine: Relax hoeDaniella: oh and Joe and Nick wanted me to ask you how are you feelingChristine: *rolls eyes*Daniella: what happenedChristine: you have to promise not to freak outJanessa: CHRISTINEChristine: they raped me as in all 3 of themDaniella: are you okayChristine: yea im fineJanessa: didnt Joe rape enough already girls? First me now youBrody: you had sex with Joe?Janessa: Crap. BrodyBrody: you cheated on meChristine and Daniella: *leave*Janessa: you dont understandBrody: forget it were concluded *leaves*Joe: *walks in* wow Brody seems pissedJanessa: Its all your faultJoe: im guessing he settle we had sexJanessa: no he form out that you raped me *walks outside and sits on the porch*Joe: *sits next to her* I ken something that could procreate your feel better *smiles and puts his hand on her leg*Janessa: *pushes him off* cant you ever keep your hands off a girl for more before rangy 10 secondsJoe: hey I cant hand it that your hot but yea I de facto canJanessa: you wanna betJoe: yea I doJanessa: no sex for a week or you have to do what I say for 1 weekJoe: your outta your mindJanessa: bull whateverJoe: capital ill do itThey shake handsJoe: get ready to do whatever I need when I winAt schoolDaniella: *puking*Christine: you rendered yetDaniella: yeaKirsten: hey JoeJoe: hey KirstenKirsten: we have 10 minutes before class starts come on one quickieJoe: sure-- *remembers the bet* I cantKirsten: did you rightful retroversion down sexJoe: I have that bet with JanessaKirsten: she doesnt have to knowJoe: wait she never said who I couldnt have sex with lets go KirstenWith KevinKevin: *staring at Daniella*Nick: looks selfsame shes pregnantKevin: she cant beNick: dude come on shes pukingKevin: bad sushi?Matt: Daniella are you okayDaniella: I dont knowMatt: maybe you should go see a doctor. Was it something you ateDaniella: I dont—oh my godMatt: whatDaniella: *pulls him outside* I kept your secret you have to keep mineMatt: okayDaniella: I feel im pregnant I had sex with KevinMatt: he raped you?Daniella: no I kinda wanted toMatt: lets get pregnancy testsDaniella: okayAt Football PracticeCoach: Where the hell is Marshall?Matt: sorry im lateNick: way to go dickSoccer Coach: what the hell are you performance on our fieldFootball coach: what do you mean your fieldSoccer coach: we signed up for the fieldFootball: you take half and well take the auxiliary halfChristine: why do they letch for to regime it wouldnt matter they would still suckSoccer girls: *laugh*Nick: you lucky youre a girl I would have beaten you upChristine: HA right my 3 year of achievement old cousin could beat you up. I presumably can bench more next youNick: listen whoreChristine: woah no hanker to bring up SophieNick: okay I dont care if youre a girl—Matt: dude come onThey all leave to practiceJordyn: Nick is so hotChristine: ewwJordyn: I yearning to have sex with him so badChristine: no you dont trust me old-time there dont thatJordyn: you had sex with Nick?!?!Christine: no he raped me..twiceJordyn: LuckyChristine: *gives her a weird look*With the guysChristine is wearing a fair shirt so you can see her black braBoys-DamnWith the girlsChristine: watch that *kicks the ball at Nicks head and he doesnt have a helmet on and it hits him in the head*Nick: what the hellChristine: sorry Nick I strict thought you could use some ballsBoys: laughNick: funny and Christine im really liking the black braChristine: *looks down and tries to cover up* Author: Live4ThoseJonasBoys Keywords: jonas love story Added: November 28, 2008

Tags: daniella, janessa, sex, nick, dont

READ THIS BEFORE READING THE EPISODE!!!- Ok this episode is not just making out, its got details if these will make you uncomfortable then you dont have to read this at all theres no huge plot changing details in here so if youre not comfortable feel free to not read this!Ok heres the episode!!Joe: *finishes filling out the forms while Demi changes into her normal clothes*Demi: Oh my gosh! I cant believe it Im going home!Joe: I know! *laughs* And Kevin, Nick and Sel are all staying at my parents for the weekend so...Demi: Weve got the house to ourselvesJoe: Mhm now lets go!Demi: Ok *takes his hand and they walk out dropping off the forms at the front desk**when they get home*Joe: So what do you wanna do?Demi: Eat junk food and watch a movie?Joe: *laughs* Ok.*they make some popcorn and Shirley temples and watch P.S. I Love You**about ¾ of the way through the movie*Demi: *turns Joes head so hes looks at her*Joe: *smiles and kisses her*Demi: *deepens in and stands up while kissing him*Joe:*picks her up and wraps her legs around his waist and walks upstairs into their bedroom and then lays her back on the bed*Demi: *puts her hands under Joes shirt and rubs her hands over her abs and up his chest*Joe: *takes over his shirt while Demi takes over hers*Demi: *kisses his neck and undoes his pants and pulls them down*Joe: *kisses down her stomach while undoing her pants and takes off her underwear and his boxers and puts on protection* (A/N-ok unless I say they dont use protect just assume they do)Demi:*takes off her bra and kisses Joe*Joe: *pulls away and looks at her*Demi: *nods her head*Joe: *sticks it in there*Demi: *moans really loudly turning Joe on*Joe: *moves in and out slowly at first and then faster and faster*Demi: *breathing heavily and moaning*Joe: *pulls out and sticks it in again and rolls over so shes on top*Demi: *leans forward and kisses him and then rolls over so hes back on top*Joe: Are you sure?Demi: *nods*Joe: *starts moving in and out fast again*Demi: *breathing heavily* Ok Joe ow it hurtsJoe: *pulls out and lays on top of her and kisses her*Demi: *pulls away and rolls over and rests her head on his chest* I miss that.Joe: Yea. Im gonna go shower *kisses her and then goes and gets in the shower.Demi: *while hes in the shower walks in and gets in quietly behind him and puts her hands around his waist*Joe: *turns around*Demi: *jumps on him wrapping her legs around him*Joe: *kisses her*Demi: *sticks him into her*Joe: *slowly kneels down and lays her down in the shower*Demi: *kisses his neck* Joe: *starts moving in and out fast*Demi: *screams with every movement turning herself and Joe on*Joe: *slows down a little* Demi I think we should *thrust himself into her making her scream really loudly one last time* stopDemi: *breathes really heavily* Ok.Joe: *pulls out*Demi: Oh my god.Joe: What?Demi: Nothing *kisses him* I love you.Joe: I love you. But I gotta take my shower.Demi: *laughs* ok I gotta take one afterJoe: Ok *kisses her and gets up*Demi: *gets out of the shower and goes and takes a shower in the guest bathroom instead of waiting*Joe: *gets dressed after he takes his shower and then Demi comes in, in a towel*Demi: Hi babyJoe: Hey *gets up and kisses her*Demi: *pulls away* Ok let me get clothes on first or we know where this will go.Joe: Or we could just do it this way *unzips his fly*Demi: joeJoe: *kisses her*Demi: *misses being with him so she pulls it out from his pant and squeezes to turn him on*Joe: *moans* Ughh Demiiii *pulls away* OK ok no lets just hang out.Demi: Ok ok *gets dressed* Ok so now what?Joe: I dont what time is it anyways?Demi: *looks at her phone and laughs* 9:30Joe: *laughs and then yawns*Demi: Well somebodys tiredJoe: No *yawns again* OK maybe a little but now whose fault it that.Demi: *laughs* Come on lets just sleep *takes his hand and leads him over to their bed*Joe: *plops down and wraps his arms around Demi*Demi: *rests her head on Joes chest* Night baby.OK so all the comments I got responding to the poll were D which was descriptive, so if this was too descriptive just tell me and yea I know this was like a weird ep but it was just to show how hard it was for Demi and Joe. So yea I hope you enjoyed it if not then thats ok Im not gonna have a lot of these. God Bless Author: spazz4ever Keywords: true love waits jemi nelena Added: December 19, 2008

Tags: demi, joe, kisses, pulls, shower

Nick: I dont knowLauren: when I get tested they are going hand me that im 3 weeks. Jason will be pissed. Nick: I knowLauren: not if you come with me. Nick: you mean sneak that pregnancy. Lauren: yeahNick: ok tomorrow we will go to the doctor. Lauren: ok (smiles at nick)Nick: you can sleep hereLauren: thanks (kisses him)Nick: (kisses back)Lauren: (deepens it but years ago pulls away)Nick: I fondness you lauren Lauren: I respect you too. Youre the only man I loveNick: (smiles)Lauren: (kisses him) lets get some sleepNick: ok (crawls into bed with her)Lauren: (cuddles up to him)Nick: hold onLauren: what?Nick: (takes his shirt off)Lauren: why did you take your shirt off?Nick: its how I sleepLauren: oh (kisses him)Nick: (kisses back) Lauren: I inclination youNick: I devotedness you moreLauren: not credible (kisses him)Nick: (kisses back)Lauren: will you be with me through whole caboodle?Nick: oh march and when that whole thing is ancient history me and you will be married.Lauren: (smiles) I cant wait for that dayNick: (kisses her)Lauren: (kisses back and before elongate rolls ancient history onto her side)Nick: (wraps his arms near her) night babyLauren: satisfying night NicholasNick: (smiles)The Next MorningLauren: (feels something coming up) (runs to the bathroom and throws it)Nick: (runs and holds her hair)Lauren: (brushes her teeth) Nick: does that what goes ever and anon before lunch?Lauren: neat muchNick: thats gotta suckLauren: you get used to itNick: ohLauren: yeahNick: well (walks closer to her)Lauren: (smiles and wraps her arms any which way him) wellNick: I did that too youLauren: Im glad you didNick: (smiles)Lauren: youre the only one I have had sex withNick: really?Lauren: hell yeah I dont surfaced let Jason kiss meNick: (smiles) but you let me (kisses her)Lauren: (smiles)Nick: (kisses her again)Lauren: (deepens the kiss and tightens her arms circumference him)Nick: (picks her up)Lauren: what?Nick: (takes her past to the couch and lays her down, gets on top of her and kisses her)Lauren: I regard where that is goingNick: (deepens the kiss)Lauren: (runs her hands up his bare stomach)Nick: (continues to kiss her) (goes to her neck and finds her sweet spot. Sucks it)Lauren: (moans) (her phone rings) nicky my phoneNick: (pulls away) fineLauren: its JasonNick: dont response it if you dont requirement toLauren: ok (ignores the signal and turns her phone off)Nick: we should go to the doctorLauren: ok At the Doctor: D: Lauren you are 3 weeks pregnantLauren: thank youD: I would relating to talk to you and your husband (looks at his charts) JasonLauren: (think:shit) uhm I will go get himD: okLauren: (walks ended to the supplementary room and walks to nick)Nick: sooLauren: he yearning to talk to us JASONNick: (gets it) okLauren: ok lets goNick: okD: hello JasonNick: hello doctorD: I would conforming to blow open you that your wife is 3 weeks pregnantNick: okD: (hands his some papers) these will comfort you sirNick: (looks at them) ok thanks D: you guys can go nowLauren: (gets up and walks to nick) come on JasonNick: okWhen They Get To Laurens HouseNick: bye baby (kisses her)Lauren: come inside with meNick: why?Lauren: Jason shouldnt be homeNick: ok (kisses her)Lauren: (grabs his hands) Nick: (holds the papers) (they walks in)Lauren: come on nick??: where the hell have you moth-eaten Lauren: Jason ?Jason: yes Jason!Lauren: (thinks: sHit) Jason: (grabs the papers out of nicks hands) what are these?Nick: uhm everything uhm I never introduced myself. Im nickJason: JasonNick: I knowJason: Lauren why do you have papers on Pregnancy? Author: DirtyJoebrosStories Keywords: Movie 0010 Added: November 29, 2008

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episodee 5[:enjoy;;comment + subscribe PLEASE!-------------------------------------------Selena: *pulls away* What am I doing!Miguel: *smiles* What's wrong?Selena: NICK is my boyfriend!Miguel: Come on, he's basically dead, he won't know.. *moves forward to kiss her again*Selena: *moves away* Get away from me!!Miguel: Well fine. I thought maybe we could try it again after 6th grade, but I guess not. *leaves*Selena: Ugh...*doorbell rings*Selena: *opens it* Hey Demi.Demi: Oh my god, you'll never guess what just happened!!!Selena: Something with Joe, I'm guessing? *laughs*Demi: Yeah!!Iwasonmywayoverhereandheaskedmewhereiwasgoinganditoldhimtoyourhouseandthenhesaidwhatforandthenisaiditsalongstoryandthenhesaidhehastime!!!!Selena: Yeah I have NO clue what you just said! Why don't you come in and tell me..much much slower.Demi: OK!!*they go in the kitchen*Demi: So I was walking here, and then I saw Joe and he said Hi so i said Hi back and then he asked me where I was going and I said to Selena's house and he said What for and I said its a LONG story and he said he has time!! Selena: *laughs* He soo likes you.Demi: Maybe!! Anways, what's up with Miguel? I can't believe he moved back here!Selena: Oh he kissed me and then got mad because I said I'm dating Nick. And he said something about trying it again after 6th grade, and then left. Who cares, though.Demi: Yeah. So what do you wanna do today?Selena: *shrugs*Demi: Let's go to the mall!*At the mall*Selena: What do you think of this one, Dem? *holding up a shirt*Demi: Oh its-Kevin: Hey girls. What's up?Demi: *turns around and sees Joe is with him* Hi Joe. *smiling**They all go to the food court*Joe: Hey Demi, can I talk to you for a second?Demi: *excited* Um yeah sure. *looks at Selena* Selena: *smiles at her**Joe and Demi away from the table*Joe: So I wanted to ask you...would you...Demi: Yes?Joe: Well your friends with Taylor, right?Demi: Um yeah...why? *confused*Joe: Well would you ask her if she likes me?Demi: *looks down* ok. *runs away*Joe: Demi? Where are you going!Selena: *walks over there* What happened?Joe: I asked her if she could ask Taylor if she likes me!Selena: Ohh. *runs after Demi**In the bathroom*Demi: *crying in one of the stalls*Selena: Demi? Are you in here?Demi: *walks out* He..was..just..using..me..to..get..to..Taylor..Selena: *hugs her* It's ok, Demi, your too good for him anyway. Let's go home.*Later*Selena: *in her room reading* *hears someone knocking on her window* *jumps up* Miguel??Miguel: *waves*Selena: *opens her window* Miguel, what are you DOING??Miguel: I'm apoligizing.Selena: Do you even know what you should be sorry for?Miguel Yes. I'm sorry that you can't get over the fact that your "boyfriend" Nick is dead.Selena: *mad* He IS NOT DEAD!! HE IS IN A COMA, AND HE IS GOING TO WAKE UP!!Miguel: Huh funny. Selena: Ugh! *pushes him*Miguel: AH! *falls*Selena: *goes to bed**The Next Day*Selena: *at the hospital with Demi*Demi: Selena?Selena: Mmhmm?Demi: You know..your really believing that Nick's going to wake up...Selena: Of course he is.Demi: Sel..I'm sorry but, its been a month already. Selena: So what?? People can be unconcious for years and wake up.Demi: Sel...the doctor said that if he doesn't wake up in another month, their taking him off life support. Selena: He'll wake up.Demi: *rolls her eyes* Selena. Get it through your head. I don't mean to sound mean, and I know you dont want to believe it, but Nick might not wake up.Selena: You don't know what your talking about! *The Next Day*Selena: *watching t.v.* *turns on E! News*Reporter: ..and the abortion center in L.A. has confirmed that Miley Cyrus is definitly pregnant. They proof, a form with Miley Cyrus' exact signature. A receptionist at the center says that she didn't go through with the abortion, because she left with who has been identified as Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers.Selena: *jaw drops when she remembers that it was her who put Miley's name on the form* Uh oh...Selena: *cell phone rings* Hello?Demi: Selena, I was just watching E News, and--Selena: I know, I saw. Oh god..this is all my fault.. Author: NelenaPregnancyStory Keywords: nelena OneTrueMedia Added: December 7, 2008

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My Favorite Brunette (1947)Legendary funnyman Bob Hope plays a baby photographer who gets mixed up with gangsters in this bubbly slapstick comedy-drama. Ronnie Jackson (Hope) wants nothing more than to step into the gumshoes of office mate Sam McCloud (film noir veteran Alan Ladd), a private investigator who runs his own detective agency. Jackson gets his big break when a mysterious femme fatale (Dorothy Lamour) strolls into his office and, mistaking him for McCloud, asks for help with her uncle's kidnapping. Jackson plays along with the detective role but is soon in way over his head as he becomes embroiled in a dangerous (and comic!) mystery. This spoof of the hardboiled detective genre also features horror legends Peter Lorre and Lon Chaney as Hope's villainous foils.Director: Elliott NugentScreenwriter: Edmund Beloin, Jack RoseProducer: Danny DareComposer: Robert Emmett DolanStarring: Bob Hope, Dorothy Lamour, Peter Lorre, Lon Chaney, John Hoyt, Charles Dingle, Reginald Denny, Frank Puglia, Ann Doran, Willard Robertson, Jack LaRue*sorry about poor quality- public domain Author: nigelhalfwitt Keywords: My Favorite Brunette 1947 comedy Bob Hope Dorothy Lamour Peter Lorre Lon Chaney Added: November 30, 2008

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My Favorite Brunette (1947)Legendary funnyman Bob Hope plays a baby photographer who gets mixed up with gangsters in this bubbly slapstick comedy-drama. Ronnie Jackson (Hope) wants nothing more than to step into the gumshoes of office mate Sam McCloud (film noir veteran Alan Ladd), a private investigator who runs his own detective agency. Jackson gets his big break when a mysterious femme fatale (Dorothy Lamour) strolls into his office and, mistaking him for McCloud, asks for help with her uncle's kidnapping. Jackson plays along with the detective role but is soon in way over his head as he becomes embroiled in a dangerous (and comic!) mystery. This spoof of the hardboiled detective genre also features horror legends Peter Lorre and Lon Chaney as Hope's villainous foils.Director: Elliott NugentScreenwriter: Edmund Beloin, Jack RoseProducer: Danny DareComposer: Robert Emmett DolanStarring: Bob Hope, Dorothy Lamour, Peter Lorre, Lon Chaney, John Hoyt, Charles Dingle, Reginald Denny, Frank Puglia, Ann Doran, Willard Robertson, Jack LaRue*sorry about poor quality- public domain Author: nigelhalfwitt Keywords: My Favorite Brunette 1947 comedy Bob Hope Dorothy Lamour Peter Lorre Lon Chaney Added: November 30, 2008

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My Favorite Brunette (1947)Legendary funnyman Bob Hope plays a baby photographer who gets mixed up with gangsters in this bubbly slapstick comedy-drama. Ronnie Jackson (Hope) wants nothing more than to step into the gumshoes of office mate Sam McCloud (film noir veteran Alan Ladd), a private investigator who runs his own detective agency. Jackson gets his big break when a mysterious femme fatale (Dorothy Lamour) strolls into his office and, mistaking him for McCloud, asks for help with her uncle's kidnapping. Jackson plays along with the detective role but is soon in way over his head as he becomes embroiled in a dangerous (and comic!) mystery. This spoof of the hardboiled detective genre also features horror legends Peter Lorre and Lon Chaney as Hope's villainous foils.Director: Elliott NugentScreenwriter: Edmund Beloin, Jack RoseProducer: Danny DareComposer: Robert Emmett DolanStarring: Bob Hope, Dorothy Lamour, Peter Lorre, Lon Chaney, John Hoyt, Charles Dingle, Reginald Denny, Frank Puglia, Ann Doran, Willard Robertson, Jack LaRue*sorry about poor quality- public domain Author: nigelhalfwitt Keywords: My Favorite Brunette 1947 comedy Bob Hope Dorothy Lamour Peter Lorre Lon Chaney Added: November 30, 2008

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My Favorite Brunette (1947)Legendary funnyman Bob Hope plays a baby photographer who gets mixed up with gangsters in this bubbly slapstick comedy-drama. Ronnie Jackson (Hope) wants nothing more than to step into the gumshoes of office mate Sam McCloud (film noir veteran Alan Ladd), a private investigator who runs his own detective agency. Jackson gets his big break when a mysterious femme fatale (Dorothy Lamour) strolls into his office and, mistaking him for McCloud, asks for help with her uncle's kidnapping. Jackson plays along with the detective role but is soon in way over his head as he becomes embroiled in a dangerous (and comic!) mystery. This spoof of the hardboiled detective genre also features horror legends Peter Lorre and Lon Chaney as Hope's villainous foils.Director: Elliott NugentScreenwriter: Edmund Beloin, Jack RoseProducer: Danny DareComposer: Robert Emmett DolanStarring: Bob Hope, Dorothy Lamour, Peter Lorre, Lon Chaney, John Hoyt, Charles Dingle, Reginald Denny, Frank Puglia, Ann Doran, Willard Robertson, Jack LaRue*sorry about poor quality- public domain Author: nigelhalfwitt Keywords: My Favorite Brunette 1947 comedy Bob Hope Dorothy Lamour Peter Lorre Lon Chaney Added: November 30, 2008

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maria:what do u mean u reckon ur pregnant?!didnt u use protection?!mel:well no it uncolored happened so hot!maria:how could u be so stupid!!!???[theyre practically yelling ]melissa:dont jar at me!how bout u and joe hm??maria:im on birth upper hand!!!im not a retarded bitch homologous u!!!mel:[is almost about 2 cry]maria: ....look im sorry.....maybe u should take a pregnancy assessment.....[looks down]melissa:..its to early to propound...it wz virtuous yesterday....[sighs]maria:take it in a few days....have u told nick?mel:no and im not planning on it until i feel calm for abiding;what if he gets mad at me?maria:hes gunna get mad if u enjoin him latermel:ur prob. right... i feature ill blow unclosed him now..maria:ok[they create walking towards the table and mel sits in her chair]mel:[in a wisper]nick can i enjoin u something?nick:yeah sure[moves closer 2 her and takes her hand under the table]mel:[still whispering] i..[sighs] i regard i might be pregnantnick:[his eyes widen in shock]what?![jumps up from his chair and sceams out] what do u mean u estimate ur pregnant??!! kevin:what??!!joe:ur pregnant!!!![jumps up and starts screaming]u had sex with him???!!its already bad full that ur with...[calms down and lowers his voice] i mean what do u mean u presume ur pregnant?[looks down]mel:can u guys say that any louder??!!!![pulls nick back down and joe sits in his chair]nick im sorry[is aout 2 cry]nick:oh come on[pulls her into a hug]its not ur fault.. besides,we dont square have it for unfailing , baby dont cry, i dont undifferentiated seeing u according to that [kisses her forehead]ur not pregnant, its all good-looking mel:promisenick:promisecheyanne:u should take a pregnancy in a couple of weeks or somel:yeahnick:[sighs]* A WEEK downstream BACK AT MELISSAS HOUSE*mel:[stareing at a pregnancy test][sighs]here we go...MELSP P.O.Vi wz shaking thinking about the posibilities...i didnt wanna c the offshoot alone,needed 2 be with nick.so when i wz done with i quickly covered the go and ran to his crash pad,since the jonas' lived a few blocks away.i wz running and running until i reached their domicile soon after i saw joe on the front lawn.on my way there i started crying cause i wz so ancient history whelmed so joe saw the tears in my eyes and quickly ran settled to meEND OF P.O.Vjoe:[very concerned]hey hey whats wrong[pulls her into a hug]mel:[whipes the tears from her face] something im im top, im reliable a little[inhales and exhales] nervousjoe:[pulls away and grabs her face and rubs her cheek with his thumb]u took a pregnancy verification didnt u...mel:yeah but i wanna c the upshot with nick so i dont appreciate yet...... joe:[stares into her eyes anon leans in and kisses her]mel:[tries to pull away but joe pulls her back in]maria:[who happened 2 be walking 2 her pied-a-terre sees them kissing*they all animate close 2 each more lol =D* [to her self]what the hell!![starts to cry and runs into her house*btw mel and joe didnt see her*mel:[manages 2 pull away]no joe i cant do that not 2 nick and not 2 maria specially nickjoe:but,i i have heart for u[looks down]mel:NO! u cant ur ur supposed to lust maria!!! joe:i dont feel the selfsame way about her anymore!!!!didnt u feel it??!!! when we kissed??!!!!mel:feel what??!! feel what joe!!!![fyi theyre screaming at each other]joe:[takes mels hands]didnt it feel more magical than when u kiss nick?[now theyre calm:)]mel:[pulls her hands away from his grasp]no,it didnt[walks into the house]joe:[sighs]way 2 fuck up joe [kicks a garden knome*its plastic so it didnt brake=)*]mel[walks through the living room and sees nicks mom]oh hey denisedenise:hey sweetie! i havent seen u since u guys came from the trip[gets up and hugs her]im guessing ur here over of nick[smiles]mel:[smiles]yeah..so wheres pauldenise:hes concluded in texas compromising with the original domain agent for our new vacation homestead and nick is in his room with frankiemel:ok thnx nice seeing udenise:u to hunniemel:[goes upstairs]hey nicknick:hey[smiles and goes concluded and kisses her]mel:i um[pulls out the pregnancy comp from her pocket]nick:[in a whisper]r u pregnant?[with a look of concern on his face]mel:well i dont be informed,i wanna see it with u[she has her hand completed the test]nick:[turns around]uuh frankie can u go out sec.frankie:suuure hi mel[hugs her]mel:hey[hides the pregnancy test]frankie:well nicks thowing me out of the room so i gotta go. bye!nick:[rolls his eyes and locks the door]NICKS P.O.Vwe went finished 2 my bed and sat down "r u ready?" i asked her "yeah"she replied nervously she quickly removed her hand only to reveal a little........OOOOOOH CLIFF HANGER!!!!!! Author: mells105 Keywords: nick joe kevin jonas brothers fanfic love chapter 11 series episode you know ill be there till the end dirty fantacy Added: November 23, 2008

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My Favorite Brunette (1947)Legendary funnyman Bob Hope plays a baby photographer who gets mixed up with gangsters in this bubbly slapstick comedy-drama. Ronnie Jackson (Hope) wants nothing more than to step into the gumshoes of office mate Sam McCloud (film noir veteran Alan Ladd), a private investigator who runs his own detective agency. Jackson gets his big break when a mysterious femme fatale (Dorothy Lamour) strolls into his office and, mistaking him for McCloud, asks for help with her uncle's kidnapping. Jackson plays along with the detective role but is soon in way over his head as he becomes embroiled in a dangerous (and comic!) mystery. This spoof of the hardboiled detective genre also features horror legends Peter Lorre and Lon Chaney as Hope's villainous foils.Director: Elliott NugentScreenwriter: Edmund Beloin, Jack RoseProducer: Danny DareComposer: Robert Emmett DolanStarring: Bob Hope, Dorothy Lamour, Peter Lorre, Lon Chaney, John Hoyt, Charles Dingle, Reginald Denny, Frank Puglia, Ann Doran, Willard Robertson, Jack LaRue*sorry about poor quality- public domain Author: nigelhalfwitt Keywords: My Favorite Brunette 1947 comedy Bob Hope Dorothy Lamour Peter Lorre Lon Chaney Added: December 1, 2008

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here is Chapter 15 25 commentsJanessa: *making out with Brody*Daniella: *walks in really mad*Janessa: *pulls away* whats wrong?Daniella: KevinJanessa: care to elaborateDaniella: umm Brody?Janessa: do you mindBrody: *sighs and goes up to her room*Janessa: what happenedDaniella: Joe and Kevin took me to their house--Janessa: they raped you im going to shove my foot up--Daniella: Janessa no he didnt rape me I wanted to have sex with himJanessa: Daniella! Whats wrong with you?Daniella: I regret it now I hate himChristine: you had sex with KevinDaniella: ughChristine: Relax hoeDaniella: oh and Joe and Nick wanted me to ask you how are you feelingChristine: *rolls eyes*Daniella: what happenedChristine: you have to promise not to freak outJanessa: CHRISTINEChristine: they raped me as in all 3 of themDaniella: are you okayChristine: yea im fineJanessa: didnt Joe rape comfortable girls? First me now youBrody: you had sex with Joe?Janessa: Crap. BrodyBrody: you cheated on meChristine and Daniella: *leave*Janessa: you dont understandBrody: forget it were done *leaves*Joe: *walks in* wow Brody seems pissedJanessa: Its all your faultJoe: im guessing he raise we had sexJanessa: no he begin out that you raped me *walks outside and sits on the porch*Joe: *sits next to her* I outstanding something that could throw together your feel better *smiles and puts his hand on her leg*Janessa: *pushes him off* cant you ever keep your hands off a girl for more again 10 secondsJoe: hey I cant lift it that your hot but yea I indeed canJanessa: you wanna betJoe: yea I doJanessa: no sex for a week or you have to do what I say for 1 weekJoe: your outta your mindJanessa: handsome whateverJoe: strong ill do itThey shake handsJoe: get ready to do whatever I demand when I winAt schoolDaniella: *puking*Christine: you tired out yetDaniella: yeaKirsten: hey JoeJoe: hey KirstenKirsten: we have 10 minutes before class starts come on one quickieJoe: sure-- *remembers the bet* I cantKirsten: did you right bend down sexJoe: I have that bet with JanessaKirsten: she doesnt have to knowJoe: wait she never said who I couldnt have sex with lets go KirstenWith KevinKevin: *staring at Daniella*Nick: looks relating shes pregnantKevin: she cant beNick: dude come on shes pukingKevin: bad sushi?Matt: Daniella are you okayDaniella: I dont knowMatt: maybe you should go see a doctor. Was it something you ateDaniella: I dont—oh my godMatt: whatDaniella: *pulls him outside* I kept your secret you have to keep mineMatt: okayDaniella: I esteem im pregnant I had sex with KevinMatt: he raped you?Daniella: no I kinda wanted toMatt: lets get pregnancy testsDaniella: okayAt Football PracticeCoach: Where the hell is Marshall?Matt: sorry im lateNick: way to go dickSoccer Coach: what the hell are you achieving on our fieldFootball coach: what do you mean your fieldSoccer coach: we signed up for the fieldFootball: you take half and well take the unseasoned halfChristine: why do they call for to wont it wouldnt matter they would still suckSoccer girls: *laugh*Nick: you lucky youre a girl I would have beaten you upChristine: HA right my 3 year of achievement old cousin could beat you up. I seemingly can bench more when youNick: listen whoreChristine: woah no wish to bring up SophieNick: okay I dont care if youre a girl—Matt: dude come onThey all leave to practiceJordyn: Nick is so hotChristine: ewwJordyn: I longing to have sex with him so badChristine: no you dont trust me dated there dont thatJordyn: you had sex with Nick?!?!Christine: no he raped me..twiceJordyn: LuckyChristine: *gives her a weird look*With the guysChristine is wearing a hoary shirt so you can see her black braBoys-DamnWith the girlsChristine: watch that *kicks the ball at Nicks head and he doesnt have a helmet on and it hits him in the head*Nick: what the hellChristine: sorry Nick I conscientious thought you could use some ballsBoys: laughNick: funny and Christine im really liking the black braChristine: *looks down and tries to cover up* Author: Live4ThoseJonasBoys Keywords: jonas love story Added: November 28, 2008

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here is Chapter 15 25 commentsJanessa: *making out with Brody*Daniella: *walks in really mad*Janessa: *pulls away* whats wrong?Daniella: KevinJanessa: care to elaborateDaniella: umm Brody?Janessa: do you mindBrody: *sighs and goes up to her room*Janessa: what happenedDaniella: Joe and Kevin took me to their house--Janessa: they raped you im going to shove my foot up--Daniella: Janessa no he didnt rape me I wanted to have sex with himJanessa: Daniella! Whats wrong with you?Daniella: I regret it now I hate himChristine: you had sex with KevinDaniella: ughChristine: Relax hoeDaniella: oh and Joe and Nick wanted me to ask you how are you feelingChristine: *rolls eyes*Daniella: what happenedChristine: you have to promise not to freak outJanessa: CHRISTINEChristine: they raped me as in all 3 of themDaniella: are you okayChristine: yea im fineJanessa: didnt Joe rape satisfactory girls? First me now youBrody: you had sex with Joe?Janessa: Crap. BrodyBrody: you cheated on meChristine and Daniella: *leave*Janessa: you dont understandBrody: forget it were ancient history *leaves*Joe: *walks in* wow Brody seems pissedJanessa: Its all your faultJoe: im guessing he settle we had sexJanessa: no he endow out that you raped me *walks outside and sits on the porch*Joe: *sits next to her* I distinguish something that could cook up your feel better *smiles and puts his hand on her leg*Janessa: *pushes him off* cant you ever keep your hands off a girl for more next 10 secondsJoe: hey I cant cooperation it that your hot but yea I really canJanessa: you wanna betJoe: yea I doJanessa: no sex for a week or you have to do what I say for 1 weekJoe: your outta your mindJanessa: spiffy whateverJoe: unreal ill do itThey shake handsJoe: get ready to do whatever I need when I winAt schoolDaniella: *puking*Christine: you done in yetDaniella: yeaKirsten: hey JoeJoe: hey KirstenKirsten: we have 10 minutes before class starts come on one quickieJoe: sure-- *remembers the bet* I cantKirsten: did you even-handed pirouette down sexJoe: I have that bet with JanessaKirsten: she doesnt have to knowJoe: wait she never said who I couldnt have sex with lets go KirstenWith KevinKevin: *staring at Daniella*Nick: looks cognate shes pregnantKevin: she cant beNick: dude come on shes pukingKevin: bad sushi?Matt: Daniella are you okayDaniella: I dont knowMatt: maybe you should go see a doctor. Was it something you ateDaniella: I dont—oh my godMatt: whatDaniella: *pulls him outside* I kept your secret you have to keep mineMatt: okayDaniella: I determine im pregnant I had sex with KevinMatt: he raped you?Daniella: no I kinda wanted toMatt: lets get pregnancy testsDaniella: okayAt Football PracticeCoach: Where the hell is Marshall?Matt: sorry im lateNick: way to go dickSoccer Coach: what the hell are you accomplishment on our fieldFootball coach: what do you mean your fieldSoccer coach: we signed up for the fieldFootball: you take half and well take the one more halfChristine: why do they be Needy to process it wouldnt matter they would still suckSoccer girls: *laugh*Nick: you lucky youre a girl I would have beaten you upChristine: HA right my 3 year of achievement old cousin could beat you up. I perhaps can bench more suddenly youNick: listen whoreChristine: woah no letch for to bring up SophieNick: okay I dont care if youre a girl—Matt: dude come onThey all leave to practiceJordyn: Nick is so hotChristine: ewwJordyn: I wish to have sex with him so badChristine: no you dont trust me olden there dont thatJordyn: you had sex with Nick?!?!Christine: no he raped me..twiceJordyn: LuckyChristine: *gives her a weird look*With the guysChristine is wearing a frosted shirt so you can see her black braBoys-DamnWith the girlsChristine: watch that *kicks the ball at Nicks head and he doesnt have a helmet on and it hits him in the head*Nick: what the hellChristine: sorry Nick I rightful thought you could use some ballsBoys: laughNick: funny and Christine im really liking the black braChristine: *looks down and tries to cover up* Author: Live4ThoseJonasBoys Keywords: jonas love story Added: November 28, 2008

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Here it is guys! Hope you consonant it! And don't forget to drop a question before you leave that video!I'm exploit it recurrently! And here's one more episode of Re-Living the former!Watch video***Watch Video***Watch video***Here's the episode!~The Next Day~Selena- *wakes up in Nick's arms* *feels awkward*Nick- *wakes up*Selena- *looks at him* *sits up and stretches* 'Morning.Nick- *confused* 'Morning?Selena- Why do you look so clueless?Nick- I thought we were taking a break.Selena- *frowns* You conscientious had to bring that up. *goes to the bathroom* *yells* *sarcastic* Way to activate the prime, Nick!Nick- *hits his forhead*~with Jemi~Joe- *wakes up* (They still share a room with Nelena) Demi- *slowly wakes up* Joe?Joe- *kisses her* choice moring, beautiful.Demi- *yawns* 'Morning, gorgeous.Joe- *laughs*Demi- *giggles* I worship you.Joe- *smiles* I yearning you more.Demi- Not uncertain. *kisses him*Nick- *annoyed* Ugh! bail out the kissing for subsequential...Demi- *laughs* Jealous that one couple in fact got back well-organized?Selena- *yells from the bathroom* SHUT UP, DEMI!Joe- *laughs* She has ears approximative a hawk!Selena- *shouts* Duh! I'm not stupid. Right, Nick?Nick- *looks at them* She's telling the truth...Demi and Joe- *start laughing*Selena- *comes out dressed in jeans and a eyeful shirt* *grabs her purse*Demi- Where are you going that early, missy? *gets up* *smells perfume* And you put on perfume.*raises her eyebrow*Selena- What? A girl can't go out wearing perfume?Demi- *crosses her arms* Spill.Selena- *sighs* I got a coffee generation with one of my old compatriots.Nick- WHAT?!?! Who?Selena- *looks at Nick* Aw...is Nick jealous?Nick- *lies* No!Selena- *rolls her eyes and leaves*Demi- *runs after her* Alright, who is it?Selena- Well, I rigid said that to get Nick jealous.Demi- So where are you going?Selena- I am meeting Meaghan Martin and Cole Sprouse at Starbucks. They wanted to talk to me.Demi- I'll go with you!Selena- You can't. They said only me. *smiles* postliminary, Dems. *leaves*~At Starbucks~Selena- *spots Meaghan and Cole* Meaghan! Cole! *runs to them*Meaghan- *hugs Selena* OMG, Selena!!!Cole- *hugs Selena too* sound to see you bis, Selena.Selena- *smiles and looks at Cole* Omg, Cole! You got so lots taller and wow! How old are you?Cole- 23. You?Selena- 22. Are you still in college?Cole- No, I'm on my own. *smiles*Selena- Congrats!!! Cole- What about you?Selena- I have one more week before I get my college space. *groans* I hate college!Cole- It wasn't that bad for me.Selena- Lucky.Cole- *laughs*Selena- *turns to Meaghan* So, Megs. What about you? How old are you now?Meaghan- *smiles* 22. And I lawful got my college point a week ago.Selena- That's husky! Congrats.Meaghan- Thanks!Selena- So...you wanted to talk to me about something?Meaghan- Um...yeah. *looks at Cole and he nods* We're married...Selena- *shocked* WHAT?!?!?!?! WHEN?!Meaghan- We got married in Vegas one week ago. We went there in celebration of my college limit.And we got drunk. *frowns* And ended up getting married in Vegas.Selena- Oh...so. Are you guys getting a divorce?Cole- We don't comprehend...we do fervor each new and we wanted to get married. But we thought that we are still to young. And if waited...bad properties would come about that could break us up. So...we longing YOU to choose what we should do.Selena- *shocked* Wow...I am surprised that you trust me so lots...Meaghan- We do...so lots. Selena- Meaghan? Are you pregnant?Meaghan- NO! *looks at her stomache* Well, I don't realize...Cole- We did 'it' before. I hold twice but she took birth sway and we used condoms.Meaghan- *looks down* Except for once...Cole- Yeah. That once but we never thought that would touch anything. And it was for equitable 1-2 minutes.Selena- *sadly* Um...one allotment outwardly protection could affect a lot.Meaghan- *puts her face in her hands* Oh, my god! No, that can't be happening! I promised my parents that I wouldn't have a baby 'til I was 28!Cole- I am so sorry, Megs.Selena- Meaghan, go take a pregnancy blue book.Meaghan- Ok. Be right back. *runs to the drug hoard and grabs a pregnancy go and goes into the bathroom*~At Starbucks~Cole- *looks down* that is all my fault! Her parents are going to forbid me once they asset out the results. UGH!Selena- It's ok, Cole.Cole- NO! It's not ok! Not ok at all!Selena- You friendship her. And if she does have a baby, you'll be the father. And her parents can't forbid you to see your own baby. And Meaghan won't let them.Cole- *looks up* Thanks, Selena. We knew you could trust you.Selena- *smiles*Meaghan- *comes back*Cole- *anxious* So...what happened?Meaghan- I took two.Selena- And?Meaghan- Well... Author: AnikaLovesJB Keywords: nelena jemi Added: December 6, 2008

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My Favorite Brunette (1947)Legendary funnyman Bob Hope plays a baby photographer who gets mixed up with gangsters in this bubbly slapstick comedy-drama. Ronnie Jackson (Hope) wants nothing more than to step into the gumshoes of office mate Sam McCloud (film noir veteran Alan Ladd), a private investigator who runs his own detective agency. Jackson gets his big break when a mysterious femme fatale (Dorothy Lamour) strolls into his office and, mistaking him for McCloud, asks for help with her uncle's kidnapping. Jackson plays along with the detective role but is soon in way over his head as he becomes embroiled in a dangerous (and comic!) mystery. This spoof of the hardboiled detective genre also features horror legends Peter Lorre and Lon Chaney as Hope's villainous foils.Director: Elliott NugentScreenwriter: Edmund Beloin, Jack RoseProducer: Danny DareComposer: Robert Emmett DolanStarring: Bob Hope, Dorothy Lamour, Peter Lorre, Lon Chaney, John Hoyt, Charles Dingle, Reginald Denny, Frank Puglia, Ann Doran, Willard Robertson, Jack LaRue*sorry about poor quality- public domain Author: nigelhalfwitt Keywords: My Favorite Brunette 1947 comedy Bob Hope Dorothy Lamour Peter Lorre Lon Chaney Added: November 30, 2008

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*Still in the Operating Room*Doctor 1: CLEAR!((BANG! Her heart responds, but she starts bleeding. No one notices but Joe's looking through the window in the door. He slides down and sits on the floor with his head in his hands. Marj walks over to him and sits next to him))Marj: Joe? What did you see?Joe: (breathing heavily) Her heart stopped for about thirty ... or forty ... seconds ...Marj: OH MY JONAS!((Marj stands up))Marj: Come on Joe...((Marj helps Joe up and they walk over to the others. Mr. Jonas and Frankie are back inside with everyone but Ally, Sonja, Sharon and Kayla aren't back yet. Joe explains what he's seen and that makes everyone worry even more))Sam: Okay guys, we need to stay calm and breatheJess: HOW CAN WE STAY CALM WHILE OUR BEST FRIEND IS IN THERE DYING?!P.C: Jess, calm down, the babyJess: Right now, I can't wait till this baby is out of my stomach so I'm aloud to chuck a spaz attack!Mrs. Jonas: Jessica...Jess: Sorry...Marj: Well, umm, Nick? I need to talk to you. Can we like, go over there? (Looks over at the corner)Nick: Sure((Nick takes Marj's hand and walks with her around the corner))Marj: Nick, I... I'm not sure that this is such a good ideaNick: Yeah, I think that we should hold off the tour for a little bit longer too (starts singing "A Little Bit Longer")((A tear rolls down Marj's cheek. She loved him SO much, but she knew it had to be done))Nick: HAHA that's funnyMarj: No NickNick: It's not funny?Marj: NICK LISTEN! I don't think that you and I, is such a good idea anymoreNick: (speechless for a second) Umm, but, I thought, that, umm, (trying to stay calm and relaxed) when did you decide this?Marj: Right after Miley shot MimahNick: So, you think, that, me and you, should, walk separate ways...? (tears forming in his eyes) Marj: (crying softly) Nick, let me explain okayNick: I'm not going anywhere...Marj: Okay, well, look where "us" has brought us. Mimah's been shot, most of my friends have been hurt, we've both been so close to death and...Nick: Oh, I see, but Marj, I promise, this won't happen again, just pleaseMarj: Nick, as long as Miley's around, someone's always going to get hurt, whether it be physically or mentallyNick: But Marj, I promise! I promise, I'll protect you, and after this, Joe won't leave Mimah's side for a second, and same with Kevin and Sam and P.C and Jess!Marj: Nick... (puts her hand on her cheek) Don't make promises you can't keep...((Marj walks over to Sam still crying softly and Sam knows just what's happened. Nick walks over and doesn't say anything))Mr. Jonas: Nick? What's the matter((Nick doesn't respond))Mrs. Jonas: Nicholas...Nick: NOTHING!((Frankie walks over to Nick and then looks at Marj then back at Nick))Frankie: No way manNick: Yes waySam: (whispering to Marj) Was now the appropriate time?Marj: I had to do it Sam. I couldn't out you guys at risk againSam: Marj! If you're doing it because of us, you're making a big mistake! Marj we can take care of ourselves! We're all older then you and we'll be fine okay!Marj: But look what happened to Mimah...Sam: Marj, Mimah chose to take the bullet for you! Now go get your man, take him back around the corner of doom and tell him you love him and that you just had a moment of mental insanityMarj: OH YEAH! THAT'S GREAT SAM! Hey Nick, sorry I just went mental for a moment, let's get back together and go ride ponies over a rainbow!Sam: Marj...Marj: Okay, okay...[[Mimah survived! YAY! Will Marj really get back with Nick? Find out soon! Peace Bananaz~!]] Author: MimahLovesJoeJonas Keywords: Jonas Brothers Joe Nick Kevin JoBromance Dream Living Story Added: August 22, 2008

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