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They made me wear a gown, whereas at the last place I got to wear my own clothes. They hooked me back up to the IV and the fetal monitors. They kept coming in and making me lay on my side instead of up as they thought that sitting up was causing my contractions. ... Yesterday, I instructed him to go to a rack in my closet which I have designated as “ maternity appropriate” and choose a top. I said, there’s a few blue-green tops there, one of those would work. ...

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They made me wear a gown, whereas at the last place I got to wear my own clothes. They hooked me back up to the IV and the fetal monitors. They kept coming in and making me lay on my side instead of sitting up as they thought that ...

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DO NOT WATCH IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE PG-13 reproductions OF DRUG USE! scoop on narcotics/drugs, and smoking. Celebrate RED RIBBON WEEK! STAY DRUG paper! Author: shmiley817 Keywords: drugs narcotics pictures effects faces of meth smoking facts interview speak coccaine marijuana crystal nicitine teen teenagers use feelings views trust me pregnancy hooked addction PG rated PG-13 rehab Added: December 5, 2008

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once i entered the emergency ward, i was given a lovely hospital gown that had a big tear right over the boob area and told to change. the nurse was great. she hooked me up to a heartbeat machine, so we could see my heartbeat and the ...

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I am wearing my fuzzy gray shrug-like cardigan from Kenzie, my black scoop tee from Gap, Old Navy maternity jeans that reader Martha hooked me up with, my long ivory and wood bead necklaces from Limited, my black Chucks and silver cuff. ...

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Not a first-rate interpretation daddy-to-be. I guess someone forgot to leave word you! In a recent interview Jerry O’Connell referred to his wife, Rebecca Romijn, his wife who is pregnant with twins, “huge” and when quickly apologized. Jerry must have gotten a reaming from his wife, or maybe it was lawful fans, but the next day he issued a statement aphorism, “I regret hooked my wife huge on Conan O’Brien. I meant to say there are especial parts of my wife that are larger and growing evermore day. All farther portions of my wife are without reservation petite. I apologize to her and will be coming flat with flowers.” Will flowers be complete to keep Rebecca from socking him, or did she laugh it off, knowing what he “really” meant to say? PregnancyWeekly.com

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Alone and in labor, Jessica Higgins construct the first allot she could to give birth - her front lawn. The 36-year-old was driving bungalow from the mall Tuesday when little Mary Claire gave her the shock of a lifetime by deciding to alight six weeks early. Higgins _ with her 2-year-old son sleeping in the back seat _ shouted 911 as she reported at her Fullerton farm, but she had already pushed her daughter out when police reached. "She was conscientious standing in the driveway rocking the newborn, who was still hooked to the placenta," Officer Manny Ramos said Wednesday. Higgins' husband, Jeff, recured in instant to cut the baby's umbilical cord under the front-yard ficus tree. The proud mother, who was recovering at a hospital Wednesday, said "everything happened so screamin'." She said she had her son's portrait taken at the mall earlier in the day and was on hold with the doctor's office when the baby started pushing. Mary Claire was born at 5 pounds, 11 ounces and was exploit gnarly at St. Jude Medical Center, Higgins said. Source PregnancyWeekly.com

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Sorry for not updating. my friends have been overing and everything. So i hope this chapter pays off.With Yesenia*Yesenia takes a deep breath and buys a pregnancy test. people start to stare at her.Yesenia: DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE OTHER SHIT TO STARE AT? *mumbles* crazy bitches.Everyone turns the other way and starts to whistle out of boredem.yesenia buys the pregnancy test and walks out and goes back to her house. There she finds Nick sound asleep on the couch. She smiles and goes to the bathroom. 15-20 minutes later she comes out with a big smile. She runs to nick and wakes him up. "NICK!" she yelled. He jumped up into a fighting position showing his fist hitting in the air 'till he hits a vace and it knocks over and breaks. Then he wakes up fully.Nick: Oooh. sorry 'bout the vace. So what's up?Yesenia: *smiles* Well i'm not pregnant!Nick: That's amazing!Yesenia: yeah. i don't think i'm ready to be pregnant. But if I were to be pregnant I would want YOU to be the father no doubt.Nick smiled and wrapped her into a big hug. They broke away when they heard a knock on the door. Nick goes over to answer it.Salesman: Why Hello there!Nick: *weird look on his face* Uhm hi?Salesman: I'd like to sell you a private jet!Nick: Sweet! How much?!Salesman: Why..Only 5,043,845 dolla-*gets cut off by nick slamming the door in his face.* NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YA! *he yells from the other side of the door. and he walks onto the next house.*Nick sighs. Wow. That much money? For a private jet. That's quite a lot" he said.~With Barbara~Barbara really hyper.Barbara: HEY HEY HEY! KEVVVVIN!!!Kevin: *Watching her jump off the walls* Yeah?barbara: Wanna go to the park. We can swingy on the swings! You can push me then i push you?!Kevin: Uhm. I think i'd be a little to heavy for you but sure i guess i could push you. barbara: okay whatever!!*They walk to the park and barbara sits on the swing and sees about 20 adults with their children.*Barbara: KEVY PUSH ME!Kevin pushes her until she tells him to stop and say i can push myself now.~With Joe~Finally Joe got back to his senses and pushed ashley away. But for some reason Joe thought he should not go out the front door. Ashley locked the windows and the door and it had a combination on it. Joe sighed and just sat on Ashley's bed. He just sat there and thought and didn't notice ashley coming closer and closer to him. She started using her charm again and Joe started to lose control of himself. It felt like Ashley was in his body controling every move i'm making. Ashley is like reading his mind.Ashley: Yes Joe I pretty much am controling every move you make. I am irresistable. You see Joe..*she says removing her shirt* I ALWAYS get what I want. She unhooks her bra strap and pulls off her bra. Joe tries to move away but his eyes are still hooked on her body. Ashley heard a door open from downstairs.Ashley: SHIT! That's my parents. Damnit why can't my fucking dad screw mom somewhere else. Well Joe. You're free to go. FOR NOW. *She unlocks everything.*Joe climbs out the window and runs back home. When he goes through the front door he sees...What does Joe see? Could it be Barney raping Sabrina? Could it be the cookie monster eating all the cookies in the cookie jar? COULD IT BE ELMO SINGING HIS THEME SONG? hmm who knows. you'll just have to find out in a few minutes :) Author: KissestoJB Keywords: Ashley Barbara barney cookie elmo Joe Kevin monster Nick OneTrueMedia Sabrina Yesenia Added: October 3, 2008

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First aired: 12/17/1988After launching the Long-Distance Duck, Edith is now in charge of feeding the hatchlings. Meanwhile, Yvette, Mimi, Denise and Louise all pledge their undying love to René. Yvette has gotten hold of disguises for the hiding Communists, but Denise rejects the ragged serving girl outfits, insisting that Edith must die, and René should get them waitress outfits. Monsieur Alphonse is being interrogated by the Gestapo after being arrested for passing forged notes. Von Strohm and Gruber fear that he may reveal the whereabouts and plots of the paintings, so they come up with a plan to kill him by having René feed him a pastry with a suicide pill. Of course the plan backfires and instead Fanny nearly eats the pill. Meanwhile, Helga tells to Alphonse where she is hiding her share of the loot and how she has a hacksaw blade hidden on her body to help him escape - but as she removes her uniform to show him, Alphonse suffers a heart attack from the sight and Herr Flick carts him off to the hospital. Numerous of crazy schemes occur in the aftermath: Michelle plans to have an Alphonse dummy and wheel in a gurney on which she'll sneak Alphonse back out. Helga comes up with a plan to stop Alphonse from talking by killing him with an exploding bedpan with a microphone inside and Von Strohm and Gruber masquerading as nurses. Michelle's plan ends up with René faking food poisoning and the whole cafe gang in disguise as a hospital team. But no end to the problems: they can't get Alphonse unhooked from the cardiogram machine... They take the whole bed and the cardiogram with them and leave the dummy behind. Gruber and Von Strohm blow up the dummy and think they've killed Alphonse. René ends up in the maternity ward by mistake but he manages to escape surgery at the last minute. The others get Alphonse with them in an ambulance but they've forgotten about René, who is left alone outside the hospital as they drive off.Allo 'Allo! is (c) to David Croft & Jeremy Lloyd Author: AlloNighthawk Keywords: allo alloallo pilot british humour sitcom war comedy german french english Added: March 20, 2008

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Not a excellent meaning daddy-to-be. I guess someone forgot to blow navigable you! In a recent interview Jerry O’Connell referred to his wife, Rebecca Romijn, his wife who is pregnant with twins, “huge” and soon after quickly apologized. Jerry must have gotten a reaming from his wife, or maybe it was condign fans, but the next day he issued a statement daffodil, “I regret hooked my wife huge on Conan O’Brien. I meant to say there are especial parts of my wife that are larger and growing from year of achievement to ticks day. All spare portions of my wife are actually petite. I apologize to her and will be coming digs with flowers.” Will flowers be comfortable to keep Rebecca from socking him, or did she laugh it off, knowing what he “really” meant to say? PregnancyWeekly.com

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okayy so heres chapter 7 . i miss 10 comments on that chapter to post chapter 8 (: . butt to the story-*With Joe on the phone with Jenna and Heather*Joe- okay so theres that girl Janel that goes to our school . Jenna and Heather- oh my god her ! we wish we were her ! will we be more now than her if we relief you ?Joe- ohhh trust me way more now . Jenna- pronounced so whats the plan ?Joe- okayy were gunna.......*Three way phone signal with Janel Alyssa and Aubrey*Janel- GUYS !A+A- WHAT ! Alyssa- why did you alarm us ? we never threee way unless its super imortant . Aubrey- what happened !?!Janel- i got in ahuge fight with Joe cause i was essaying t omake him jelous and now i envision i mite be pregnant after talking to Nick and Kevin . (even though that knock outs no sense to regular society Aubrey and Alyssa understand completely cause they are girls too and understand girl talk)Alyssa- ohh godd hunny do you wish anything ?Janel- no but im gunna take a pregnancy tryout rite now . im so scared ! (crying)Aubrey- well on the bright side me and Kevin hooked up and it was amazing !Alyssa and Jane- we consideration !Janel- the whole roof could hark you moaning and screaming . Alyssa- (mocking Aubrey) oohh Kevy baby give it to me harder . ohh godd faster . uhh ! uhh !Aubrey- ohh shut upp (laughs)Janel- well atleast you two are in happy consanguinitys . im fighting with the guy that mite have got me pregnant . Alyssa- go take the ordeal when hail us backJanel- okay bye girlsA+A- bye . splendid luck(hang up)(Janel bought one of those super accurate shot so its gunna take about two days for her results)*Next day at school with Janel she sees Joe*Janel- Joe can we umm talk ?Joe- (getting everyones attention) ladies and gentlemen the slut herself!Janel- WHAT !Joe- (points to the bulletin board where her bra and panties were hanging . she forgot after they hooked up she couldnt treasure them and Joe still had them)Janel- (sees Heather and Jenna) so im guessing you two whores are behind that huh ? (starts screaming at them in Italian . did i mention her heritage is all Italian)Heather- Joey initiate her stop she is giving me a headache (in a whiney voice)Janel- (goes after Heather and Jenna) fucking bitches im gunna kick your ass rite now you whores !Joe- (grabs Janel) woah calm down !Jenna- atleast i can keep track of my panties (smiles)Janel- oh che esso lei fottendo lo skank è venuto fottere qui malato riordina la sua femmina di faccia (translation from Italian- oh thats it you fucking skank come here ill fucking rearrange your face bitch)Joe- that is soo hott !Janel- ohh shut up you manwhore ! (grabs her bra and panties and runs outside . since they attend a big school everyone has forgotten about the whole thing cause its yesterdays broadcast . but Janel isnt depleted with it at all)Joe- Janel ! wait !Jenna- so now your virtuous gunna go after her after you made us do all that !Heather- Joeyy dont leave Joe- wow . you guys really are whores . Jenna and Heather- uhh !*Outside with Joe and Janel*Joe- Janel come here rite now !Janel- (running) your such a jerk ! i hate you ! i try to talk to you and be nice but you label me as a slut in our school you asshole . Joe- its a big school everyones already forgotten . Janel- you appreciate what Joe i .......*WOAH ! whats gunna appear with Joe and Janel . whats she gunna say to him ? and lets give a round of applause to gymrat852 and NickJonasgirl1222199 they did a wonderful job of causing trouble ! ten comments for chapter 8 ! Author: xojanel11ox Keywords: alyssa aubrey bad boys girls highschool janel joe jonas kevin love nick sex Added: September 6, 2008

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that project is dedicated to Clayton, Jakob, my Wife, and Maja and her own. anew, that is made to honor the soon to be families that are currently experiencing fertility complications. Finally, I be deficient to markedly dedicate that to those who leave their broken hearts in NICU ever and anon night.Precious + FragileI used to laugh out loud at perception of "wrongful birth" lawsuits. The laughing ended my first night in the NICU. (Neonatal Intensive Care Unit)My wife and I spent five caducity and tens of a lot of dollars undertaking to conceive our first child. when that tide, medical professionals did livelihood scientifically mortal to force a new life into that nature.Eventually my wife's eggs and my seed were collected and the doctor conceived nine embryos in a laboratory. Five of these embryos died within five days. Two were frozen and two were transferred via tubing into my wife's uterus. These two embryos did not attach and died. Five months proximate the remaining two frozen embryos were transferred and hooked, making us pregnant for the first generation.Thirty-one weeks into pregnancy, as if in protest, my wife's body developed pre-eclampcia. Our Doctor took upper hand of nature afresh, and performed an emergency Caesarian Section and delivered us two beautiful boys.Never have I moth-eaten so tortured in my life. I've never antiquated so completely thrilled and destroyed at the ditto moment. My Sons were ripped from their mother so early that they were not able to sustain life on their own.The marvels of lore once anon intervened and provided a way for them to progress their development outside the womb. These babies were quickly implanted with multiple IV tubes, feeding lines through their noses, fitted with forced oxygen to artificially fill their lungs, and placed into isolation incubators.We anon stood back and watched the tests begin. Needles were everywhere. My boys were not old last straw to let out a proper cry, only ultra soft sobs and body quaking. Their tiny hands, feet, legs, and arms were soon bruised the color black from multiple needle intrusions.The next few days I watched some of these very ultimate fragile humans on the planet vitality subjected to countless agonies. All they were able to defend themselves is quietly sob and weep in pain for a few moments before they became too weak to flush respond. In a few days they were completely drained of all reserve energies and blood sugars. They opened their tiny eyes and would dispassionate blankly stare when the pain was at its peak. They were broken.There are various religions and belief systems that I am aware of that attempt to explain why life is here and advice us understand pain and suffering. I have no choice but to wonder how events near mine will be judged. When does the will to become a parent cross the line from vitality upright and respectable to becoming self-serving and compassionless? I walked everywhere sterile and dark hospitals for the next several days constantly in a daze. I years ago started to reach into my pocket for my camera. I was contesting to capture beauty in my two boys whenever I could. After reviewing the blowups on my computer I realized I needed to throw away or hide ninety nine percent of these shots. Nearly all of them revealed the pain that my twins were going through, as well as the babies and parents all gone me. Beauty was nowhere to be seen.Signs were everywhere pointing to danger and disease. I become overwhelmed by our decision to force these two would-be-perfect inhabitants into a earth alike that. Driving crash pad from the hospital one night I heard the song "Precious" by Depeche Mode on the CD player. I completely lost it the whole way cottage.I needed to put that project cool for my children, for my wife, and for myself. I to boot saw the interchangeable look in nearly everybody else in the NICU. I needed to leave my heart and self out for those parents who have 28, 26, or 24 week babies. The creation can never have of your unending pain.I feel comfort in that project and song. I feel stronger in sharing these emotions with others and having them do the synonymous with me. I hope that will reach out to anybody who can use that. stabile if it is reliable the song that constructs you cry, it may comfort you as it did me. Author: zbad1 Keywords: NICU precious premature baby babies ivf infertility twins depeche mode choc Added: December 4, 2006

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First aired: 12/17/1988After launching the Long-Distance Duck, Edith is now in charge of feeding the hatchlings. Meanwhile, Yvette, Mimi, Denise and Louise all pledge their undying love to René. Yvette has gotten hold of disguises for the hiding Communists, but Denise rejects the ragged serving girl outfits, insisting that Edith must die, and René should get them waitress outfits. Monsieur Alphonse is being interrogated by the Gestapo after being arrested for passing forged notes. Von Strohm and Gruber fear that he may reveal the whereabouts and plots of the paintings, so they come up with a plan to kill him by having René feed him a pastry with a suicide pill. Of course the plan backfires and instead Fanny nearly eats the pill. Meanwhile, Helga tells to Alphonse where she is hiding her share of the loot and how she has a hacksaw blade hidden on her body to help him escape - but as she removes her uniform to show him, Alphonse suffers a heart attack from the sight and Herr Flick carts him off to the . Numerous of crazy schemes occur in the aftermath: Michelle plans to have an Alphonse dummy and wheel in a gurney on which she'll sneak Alphonse back out. Helga comes up with a plan to stop Alphonse from talking by killing him with an exploding bedpan with a microphone inside and Von Strohm and Gruber masquerading as nurses. Michelle's plan ends up with René faking food poisoning and the whole cafe gang in disguise as a hospital team. But no end to the problems: they can't get Alphonse unhooked from the cardiogram machine... They take the whole bed and the cardiogram with them and leave the dummy behind. Gruber and Von Strohm blow up the dummy and think they've killed Alphonse. René ends up in the maternity ward by mistake but he manages to escape surgery at the last minute. The others get Alphonse with them in an ambulance but they've forgotten about René, who is left alone outside the hospital as they drive off.Allo 'Allo! is (c) to David Croft & Jeremy Lloyd Author: AlloNighthawk Keywords: allo alloallo pilot british humour sitcom war comedy german french english Added: March 20, 2008

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In Pregnancy , the fertilized ovum is connected to the lining in the mother’s womb but in Ectopic pregnancy , it is hooked somewhere else, and not in the uterus. The Ectopic pregnancy occurs in the tubes from which the ovum is carried to ...

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First aired: 12/17/1988After launching the Long-Distance Duck, Edith is now in charge of feeding the hatchlings. Meanwhile, Yvette, Mimi, Denise and Louise all pledge their undying love to René. Yvette has gotten hold of disguises for the hiding Communists, but Denise rejects the ragged serving girl outfits, insisting that Edith must die, and René should get them waitress outfits. Monsieur Alphonse is being interrogated by the Gestapo after being arrested for passing forged notes. Von Strohm and Gruber fear that he may reveal the whereabouts and plots of the paintings, so they come up with a plan to kill him by having René feed him a pastry with a suicide pill. Of course the plan backfires and instead Fanny nearly eats the pill. Meanwhile, Helga tells to Alphonse where she is hiding her share of the loot and how she has a hacksaw blade hidden on her body to help him escape - but as she removes her uniform to show him, Alphonse suffers a heart attack from the sight and Herr Flick carts him off to the hospital. Numerous of crazy schemes occur in the aftermath: Michelle plans to have an Alphonse dummy and wheel in a gurney on which she'll sneak Alphonse back out. Helga comes up with a plan to stop Alphonse from talking by killing him with an exploding bedpan with a microphone inside and Von Strohm and Gruber masquerading as nurses. Michelle's plan ends up with René faking food poisoning and the whole cafe gang in disguise as a hospital team. But no end to the problems: they can't get Alphonse unhooked from the cardiogram machine... They take the whole bed and the cardiogram with them and leave the dummy behind. Gruber and Von Strohm blow up the dummy and think they've killed Alphonse. René ends up in the maternity ward by mistake but he manages to escape surgery at the last minute. The others get Alphonse with them in an ambulance but they've forgotten about René, who is left alone outside the hospital as they drive off.Allo 'Allo! is (c) to David Croft & Jeremy Lloyd Author: AlloNighthawk Keywords: allo alloallo pilot british humour sitcom war comedy german french english Added: March 20, 2008

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Alone and in labor, Jessica Higgins organize the first stand she could to give birth - her front lawn. The 36-year-old was driving crash pad from the mall Tuesday when little Mary Claire gave her the shock of a lifetime by deciding to hit town six weeks early. Higgins _ with her 2-year-old son sleeping in the back seat _ alarmed 911 as she alighted at her Fullerton dwelling, but she had already pushed her daughter out when police appeared. "She was ethical standing in the driveway rocking the newborn, who was still hooked to the placenta," Officer Manny Ramos said Wednesday. Higgins' husband, Jeff, disembarked in occasion to cut the baby's umbilical cord under the front-yard ficus tree. The proud mother, who was recovering at a hospital Wednesday, said "everything happened so brisk." She said she had her son's portrait taken at the mall earlier in the day and was on hold with the doctor's office when the baby started pushing. Mary Claire was born at 5 pounds, 11 ounces and was exploit mean at St. Jude Medical Center, Higgins said. Source PregnancyWeekly.com

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First aired: 12/17/1988After launching the Long-Distance Duck, Edith is now in charge of feeding the hatchlings. Meanwhile, Yvette, Mimi, Denise and Louise all pledge their undying love to René. Yvette has gotten hold of disguises for the hiding Communists, but Denise rejects the ragged serving girl outfits, insisting that Edith must die, and René should get them waitress outfits. Monsieur Alphonse is being interrogated by the Gestapo after being arrested for passing forged notes. Von Strohm and Gruber fear that he may reveal the whereabouts and plots of the paintings, so they come up with a plan to kill him by having René feed him a pastry with a suicide pill. Of course the plan backfires and instead Fanny nearly eats the pill. Meanwhile, Helga tells to Alphonse where she is hiding her share of the loot and how she has a hacksaw blade hidden on her body to help him escape - but as she removes her uniform to show him, Alphonse suffers a heart attack from the sight and Herr Flick carts him off to the hospital. Numerous of crazy schemes occur in the aftermath: Michelle plans to have an Alphonse dummy and wheel in a gurney on which she'll sneak Alphonse back out. Helga comes up with a plan to stop Alphonse from talking by killing him with an exploding bedpan with a microphone inside and Von Strohm and Gruber masquerading as nurses. Michelle's plan ends up with René faking food poisoning and the whole cafe gang in disguise as a hospital team. But no end to the problems: they can't get Alphonse unhooked from the cardiogram machine... They take the whole bed and the cardiogram with them and leave the dummy behind. Gruber and Von Strohm blow up the dummy and think they've killed Alphonse. René ends up in the maternity ward by mistake but he manages to escape surgery at the last minute. The others get Alphonse with them in an ambulance but they've forgotten about René, who is left alone outside the hospital as they drive off.Allo 'Allo! is (c) to David Croft & Jeremy Lloyd Author: AlloNighthawk Keywords: allo alloallo pilot british humour sitcom war comedy german french english Added: March 20, 2008

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First aired: 12/17/1988After launching the Long-Distance Duck, Edith is now in charge of feeding the hatchlings. Meanwhile, Yvette, Mimi, Denise and Louise all pledge their undying love to René. Yvette has gotten hold of disguises for the hiding Communists, but Denise rejects the ragged serving girl outfits, insisting that Edith must die, and René should get them waitress outfits. Monsieur Alphonse is being interrogated by the Gestapo after being arrested for passing forged notes. Von Strohm and Gruber fear that he may reveal the whereabouts and plots of the paintings, so they come up with a plan to kill him by having René feed him a pastry with a suicide pill. Of course the plan backfires and instead Fanny nearly eats the pill. Meanwhile, Helga tells to Alphonse where she is hiding her share of the loot and how she has a hacksaw blade hidden on her body to help him escape - but as she removes her uniform to show him, Alphonse suffers a heart attack from the sight and Herr Flick carts him off to the . Numerous of crazy schemes occur in the aftermath: Michelle plans to have an Alphonse dummy and wheel in a gurney on which she'll sneak Alphonse back out. Helga comes up with a plan to stop Alphonse from talking by killing him with an exploding bedpan with a microphone inside and Von Strohm and Gruber masquerading as nurses. Michelle's plan ends up with René faking food poisoning and the whole cafe gang in disguise as a hospital team. But no end to the problems: they can't get Alphonse unhooked from the cardiogram machine... They take the whole bed and the cardiogram with them and leave the dummy behind. Gruber and Von Strohm blow up the dummy and think they've killed Alphonse. René ends up in the maternity ward by mistake but he manages to escape surgery at the last minute. The others get Alphonse with them in an ambulance but they've forgotten about René, who is left alone outside the hospital as they drive off.Allo 'Allo! is (c) to David Croft & Jeremy Lloyd Author: AlloNighthawk Keywords: allo alloallo pilot british humour sitcom war comedy german french english Added: March 20, 2008

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Alone and in labor, Jessica Higgins launch the first peg she could to give birth - her front lawn. The 36-year-old was driving cabin from the mall Tuesday when little Mary Claire gave her the shock of a lifetime by deciding to breeze in six weeks early. Higgins _ with her 2-year-old son sleeping in the back seat _ whooped 911 as she entered at her Fullerton hangout, but she had already pushed her daughter out when police surfaced. "She was equitable standing in the driveway rocking the newborn, who was still hooked to the placenta," Officer Manny Ramos said Wednesday. Higgins' husband, Jeff, attained in tour to cut the baby 's umbilical cord under the front-yard ficus tree. The proud mother, who was recovering at a hospital Wednesday, said "everything happened so chop chop." She said she had her son's portrait taken at the mall earlier in the day and was on hold with the doctor's office when the baby started pushing. Mary Claire was born at 5 pounds, 11 ounces and was handiwork supreme at St. Jude Medical Center, Higgins said. Source PregnancyWeekly.com

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the date micha:thanks for coming josh. josh:anytime. he smiled and put his hand on her thigh.she quickly swat it away after dinner they headed back to michas place.nick saw them coming so he dove behind the couch micha:lets um...watch a movie josh:kay micha put the movie in and they sat on the couch.josh leaned over and kissed her and she kissed back.his tounge grazed her lips and she allowed entry.nick was watching with pain in his eyes. josh:micha.. micha:nick.. josh pulled away. josh:im not nick.. micha:oh my god.im sorry i just.. josh:still love him josh stood up and walked out of the room and slammed the from door. micha just sat there and nick popped out of from behind the couch nick:you love me.. micha jumped micha:NICK!uh yeahh i guess i do. nick walked over to her and pulled her hand towards the bedroom.with joe and taryn joe:whats wrong with you lately?you've been acting weird taryn;i ran into danny.. joe:what?IS THIS A JOKE? taryn:no..no no joke.. he wants me back joe:and.... taryn:i told him id consider it.. joe:w-why would you do that? taryn:he's really changed. joe:so?we're dating and i cant believe you forgot tonight was our anniversery.AND ANOTHER THING! he tried to RAPE you! taryn:ive been meaning to end it with you for a little bit.i need a break from you.. besides,i found out about your other girlfriend so you can drop the act. she went upstairs and came down with all her stuff. taryn:by the way... happy anniversery. taryn started to walk out joe:i didnt cheat on you.. taryn:explain taylor... joe:shes just a friend.. taryn:a friend with benefits?yeah i know. with that she walked out the doorkevin and sarah sarah came bursting through the door with kevin jr. sarah:kids go to bed..you need some rest. sarah and kevin went upstairs adn tucked their kids in. sarah:now its time to tuck you in.. kevin:what? sarah pushed kevin into their room and he fell on the bed.sarah came over and got on top of him.she kissed him with a lot of intensity. sarah:i love you kevin kevin:i love you too sarah. they didnt do this often because of the kids.the last time they did it was when she gto pregnant with kelly. sarah took of kevins and hers shirt and they took of their pants and got under the blanket.they kissed more until kevin unhooked her bra and she of course let him.kevin entered into her and she never felt happier because it was really kevin and not mike.she kissed his neck and he moaned.after about 45 minutes they went to sleep. with nick and micha nick pushed micha into their room and kissed her.she pinned him on his back on the bed and straddled him.he unbottoned (sp?) his shirt and she ripped off her dress.micha remembered the pregnancy scare she had and threw nick on the ground. nick:uh..okay? micha:i cant do it.. i dont want to be pregnant at 17 nick.. i wanna wait until marriage. nick:we've already done this before..remember?and you were happy we did it together. micha:yeah but do you really think we'll be forever? nick:why would you say that?of course we will. micha smiled:okay suddenly there was a loud crash downstairs OoOoOo Author: tru3lov3waits73 Keywords: yes Added: August 29, 2008

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