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haha that started when filming one more video soon to be up! we were in the dollar spring and as a practical joke my friend bought a elimination!!! lol haha comment... Author: brendansmith1252 Keywords: pregnancy test justin mcnamara negative Added: November 29, 2008

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I love all the new cute maternity clothes ! I have a few cute things already. I love maternity pants! I have been wearing them for a couple already... and I am only 10 weeks pregnant, and not showing! Haha. ...

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So; I have a new computer now. And i dont have the same software, so i dont really know how long to make these now. she if there shorter sorries. bare with me please?Chapter 29.Kevin- If you dont like it then leave. *kisses Karen*Joe- *rolls his eyes* Ugh. I need to stop coming here so much.Kevin- *pulls away from Karen* I TOTALLY AGREE!Joe- Shut up KevyHevy!Kevin- *stands up and walks over to Joe* You know what! Just go FUCK Nicole!Karen- *stands up next to kevin* Wait. Nicole..*thinks* Nicole.. Henderson?Kevin- MHM!Karen- Joe, you like her?Joe- Psh; Psh; Psh... NO!Kevin- He just wants to be a manwhore and fuck her.Karen- Oh. Oh. Wow.Joe- Whatever. Im leaving. *walks up to his room*Kevin- FINALY! Come here KareyBeary! *holds out his arms to give her a hug*Karen- *gives him a hug* Aw. I love you KevyHevy Bear!Kevin- *frowns* Um.. Listen.Karen- What? Are you breaking up with me?Kevin- What!? NO! I just... Can i have a different nickname? Because KevyHeavy? It makes me sound fat...Karen- But..But.. You dont like my nickname for you? Ive been calling you that since we have been together!Kevin- Well.. I dont want to be called Hevy! How about you just give me another nickname?Karen- NO! I love your nickname. AND ITS STAYING THAT!Kevin- Come on baby.. Please?Karen- I cant believe you dont like my nickname. Your so mean! Im not sure i want to be with you now.Kevin- Baby! Stop! I just want a new nickname! You dont have to be such a drama queen! Just give me another god damn nickname!Karen- *gets mad* UGH! IM SO SICK OF YOU! I AM NOT A DRAMA QUEEN! YOUR JUST A JERK! ITS OVER KEVIN!Kevin- Baby! Stop. No. Its not over! *walks over and tries to hug her*Karen- *pushes away* No. Were OVER Kevin! Kevin- Karen! Stop! FINE! Call me fucking KevyHevy! i dont care! Just dont break up with me over it!Karen- No! We are OVER! *grabs her stuff and gets in her car and leaves*Kevin- *sits down on the couch and puts his head in his hands* You have got to be fucking kidding me! i finally got her. and now i lost her. FUCKING CHRIST!*The next morning. With nicole*Nicoles POV.I opened my eyes to a new day. I closed my eyes closed again. And wished the day before never happened. And the day i had sex with Joe. I wish it never happened. Just disappeared. Then I wouldnt be in this mess. I looked at the clock and it said 10:30. Man. Im exausted.I heard the kitchen door slam shut. So i guess my mother went to work. I got up and got dressed; thinking how long i was gonna get to wear these clothes.I got a shower and got myself ready for the day. Then i walked downstairs and got the phonebook. I figured i would have to do this sooner or later. So i decided sooner.I looked up My doctors name; Cindy Appleu."Applebees; Appleyo; Appleu.. There we go.*I dialed the number. '180-3456' **a.n: i dont know if thats a real number. But dont try to call it just in case. haha**"Hello. This is Appleu Family Physicians. How may i help you?" the lady said."Well.. Im.." My Voice got to a whisper. "Im.. Well i took a um... Pregnancy test.. And it came up... Positive... And.. I wanted to.. Make sure I... You know.. Am..""Yes. So. I'll schedule you a appointment right now..." A moment pasted. "How does Thursday at 3:30 sound?" She asked. I paused for a second."Yeah. Thats Fine." I said. "Well see you then. Goodbye." She said; And hung up.So; Comment me. And give me ideas. Because i dont really have any! :P Author: JonasDirtyFantasy Keywords: bad boys brothers dirtyjonasboys joe jonas kevin nick perverts sex Added: December 28, 2008

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Woo guys chapter 3 WHO'S EXICTED :PBTW if you don't notice what a dildo was... MSN it or something ... but not on icons :SOMG yday i bought some ipod speakers for depressed than £5 !!! AND THEY ARE AWESOME!! I'm gonn draw all fixed them hahah---------------------------------------*Joe goes back to his dorm where Nick and Kevin are. He walks in and slams the door shut*Nick: Whoa dude what's up?Joe: I can't figure out how to get the girls back.Kevin: What about that thing you thought of earlier?Joe: Nah compared to virtuous now it's shit.Nick: Do you regard they'd let us fuck them while we have that bet?Kevin: Why you got one in mind?Nick: Err no ... they all as hot as each auxiliary! ... i suppose ...Kevin: Ooh which one ???Joe: I'm going back out. Maybe I can conceive of something ...Nick: Right after when! *Joe leaves*Kevin: So which one?Nick: handsome! Haley okay?Kevin: Dude! Joe better matching Hannah thereupon ...Nick: Why?Kevin: Cos I homologous Keri *smiles***WITH THE GIRLS WALKING DOWN THE HALLWAY**Keri: Ha that was totally CLASSIC!Hannah: I cognize! He was so angry! Our next approximation is unchanging better! *her phone goes off and she flip throughs a new message* Well I'm gonna have to disappear - don't do any humilating while I'm gone!Haley: Haha don't doubt we won't! *Hannah goes off*Keri: I'm gonna have to go as well. Got masses to see and what-not *smiles*Haley: Well prepare decided these what-nots have protection. Teenage pregnancy isn't a look you yen is it?! *they laugh* I still don't get why you don't righteous go on the pill comparable me and Hannah!Keri: Cos I don't! Bye! *she leaves. Haley keeps walking down the corridor when someone from behind her grabs her arm* HEY!Joe: Calm down!Haley: *turns round to face him* What do you demand Middle Jonas?Joe: Ooh ... that could take a while *smiles and loops his arms all over her waist hauling her into him*Haley: Seriously Jonas I've got places to be so conscientious sotp you're perving - Joe: Not a unlooked for babe *kisses her neck and pushes her into the wall. He trails his lips up her neck to her jaw where Haley pushes him off* What's wrong?Haley: You. That's what's wrong. Joe: Come on you comprehend you worship it *smiles and runs his hand up her skirt and she tries to push him away recurrently. he grabs her hands and pins them above her head* Come on Hails.Haley: Hails?Joe: Yeah. It's sexy ... *leans in to kiss her when *Nick: JOE!Joe: *pulls away from Haley* Dude I was kinda busy!Nick: Well now you're not! Alright Haley?Haley: Err never-failing ... I'm gonna go! *walks off quickly*Nick: *appearing beside her* So what was all that?Haley: all factors ...Nick: It didn't look twin something style where I was standing!Haley: Well you were standing at a bad angle anon! *loks at him and he grabs her and pins her against the wall* husky big game pinned by addition Jonas boy ...Nick: You be informed you crush it *smiles and rests his forehead on hers* But who do you jibing better?Haley: Uhh ...Nick: Take your point baby ... *leans down and Halet thinks he's about to kiss her when his lips touch her neck and rush off tingles through her body*Haley: I umm .... *whispers* oh shit ... *she feels Nick smile on her skin and move one of his hands down to her waist. She manages to snap back nad pushes him away. She turns away from him and walks off to her dorm*NICK POVDAMN!I do after to get Haley before Joe does ... she'll claim a bit of grindstone though ... *walks back to dorm*HALEY POVPhew! I thought he was going to kiss me! I have whole caboodle AGAINST kissing them ... it's scrupulous well ... I've never kissed anyone. Not one individual boy. On the lips at least. And I thirst it to be specific - I don't demand it with a manwhore who dependable uses it as a gateway to sex. Oh don't get me wrong ... I'm no virgin ... I upright kiss them on the mouth ... I kiss everywhere else ;)NORMAL POVHaley: *walks into the dorm and Hannah jumps on her* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!--------------------------------------WHOA! WHY DID SHE JUMP ON HER! Weird O.oRANDOM PERSONAL QUESTION??How was everyones first kiss?I felt approximating asking that :Lmine was awkward... will explain the fairy tale in the next chap :P Author: letsflytoneverland Keywords: jonas Added: December 7, 2008

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=D HAHHHAHHAHAHA Author: xCuTeGiRl21x Keywords: lol baby ">baby funny video hump pillow HAHA Added: December 17, 2008

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Okay. Guys sorry for not posting in a while. You fathom how it is circumference Christmas. Its rightful crazy. My moms got me putting up decorations, and baking. And I gotta get my shopping perfected. So sorry for not posting. :POh&& Merry Christmas everyone!&& A Happy New year of achievement!CHAPTER 27.***A.N! I DECIDED TO nickels THE FACT THAT JOE DID! WEAR A CONDOM! BUT DONT BE TOO never-failing SHE IS/ ISNT PREGNANT***Nicole- *throws up again* Ugh. *wipes her face*Gabriella- Nicole? *Nicole looks up at her* When did you and Joe have sex?Nicole- Um.. commensurate, 2 weeks ago? I imagine Why?Gabriella- Well.. Did he wear a condom?Nicole- Yeah.. WAIT! What are you statement?!Gabriella- Well What if your You be cognizant Pre-*gets cut off by Nicole*Nicole- WHAT! NO! I CANT BE PREGNANT! NO! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!Gabriella- Well How do you apperceive? I mean.. You did Have sex!Nicole- BUT I DIDNT thirst TO! I tried DID IT SO I WOULDNT BE RAPED BY JOE! NOOOOO! I CANT BE PREGNANT!Gabriella- Well.. Maybe you should.. Take a prelim..Nicole- Lets go to the fund. NOW!Gabriella- Wow. Mood swings! one more sigh! *starts laughing*Nicole- NO! Gabriella! that isnt funny! Gabriella- *gets serious* Oh.. Sorry. *grabs her purse and her and Nicole ramble to the Super department store.*Nicole- Where are they!? Gabriella- *looks around* Oh! Here there are! Nicole-*runs down the aisle and grabs 5 boxes of pregnancy tests* Okay. Now lets go! *runs to the checkout counter and Gabriella is struggling to catch up to her*Nicole- *throws all the pregnancy inquest on the checkout counter*Cashier- Whoa.. Pregnant eh?Nicole- NO!Cashier- Ohh.. Um.. My bad. *rings up the pregnancy tests. And Nicole pays. And blah blah blah.*Nicole-*her and gabriella rush shelter and Nicole runs into the bathroom and rips passable one of the boxes and pees on one of the tests* Please dont let me be pregnant! PLEASE DONT LET ME BE PREGNANT!Gabriella- *knocks on the door* Nicole are you okay in there?Nicole- I HAVENT fashion OUT YET! Ask me in 5 minutes. thanks to I might be having a heart attack.Gabriella- Nicole.. Its not gonna be that bad.. If you are.. Pregnant.Nicole- YES IT WILL! *takes the catechism and puts it on the rim of the sink and stares at it.**Nicoles POV*No. that cannot be happing. Am I seriously sitting here, in my bathroom, the bathroom that I have only tired using for a couple of weeks, and taking a pregnancy experiment. I only had sex one fucking continuance! Why did the one future, have to maybe get me pregnant! Oh my god. If im pregnant. I swere im gonna kill Joe if im pregnant!*regular POV*Nicole- *snaps back into reality* Okay. Here we go. *breaths in and out. And soon after Picks up the probing. But before she looks at it, and closes her eyes. thereupon breaths in and out once more. again opens her eyes And looks at the shot. TO SEE A LITTLE PINK..****THE PLUS AND MINUS ARE BOTH PINK HERE!***OHHHH! YES THATS RIGHT! I LEFT IT RIGHT THERE!AHAHAHAHHA!YOUR GONNA HAVE TO WAIT!HAHAH.Well im assumably not gonna be able to post for a while. whereas of Christmas and stuff. So.. Your gonna be dieing! Hahahah!Comment tho. owing to maybe ill pennies my mind and post sooner! :PComment;rate; sub; Add; And rate!AND THANK YOU EVERYONE THAT SUBBED! I FINALY REACHED MY GOAL OF 1,000 SUBBERS! YOU GUYS ROCK! Author: JonasDirtyFantasy Keywords: bad boner boy brothers dirty dirtyjonasboys joe jonas joner kevin nick perverts sex Added: December 21, 2008

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http://www.fresh-tones.com/ HOT EXCLUSIVE RING TONERS AVAILABLE HERE FREE!!! GET THIS SONG AND MANY MORE EXCLUSIVE TONES HERE FREE!! (Chorus x3: The Game and Lil' Wayne)Red PorschesRed ForcesRed guns, if you dareCome nearThe fortressWe In The House!What? Tell 'em!Don't You Dare Come Near The Fortress!Don't You Dare!We In The House!(Verse 1: The Game)Ay YoWeezy BabyTell 'em we amazingBetter yet the army, the U.S. NavyAnd tell Slim, I was raised on Cash MoneyThey can't kick me outta shit, I ain't Dame Dash, dummiesI'm the gang rapper on a regular routeMe and Weezy blood brothers we got red FerrarisRed tops in the hood, red tops on BacardisRed tops on top models at the after partyBefore S. CarterBrooklyn's TeflonI was getting G money like Nino at the CarterI was just a baby just like the face on a third cardEven had a baby face like Tracy and his baby fatherYeah, so niggaz, you'll know where I meanWhen I say I get the money like a money machineYeah, I'm in L.A., the saunaBut when I'm in New OrleansYou can call me Chris Paul (yeah)(Chorus x3: The Game and Lil' Wayne)Red PorschesRed ForcesRed guns, if you dareCome nearThe fortressWe In The House!Don't You Dare Come Near The Fortress!Don't You Dare!We In The House!(Verse 2: Lil' Wayne)HahahaOkay, Holla at your bloodIt's big tall WeezyAnd that big tall ruggerBout to wig offIt ain't easyTo go pull this offBut Weezy gonna piss offLike pussy right in front me, homieAnd pussy I get money off meI don't care for none of ya'll niggazLike I'm too good for every one of ya'll niggazWhat am I saying? I'm ahead of all of ya'll niggazAnd I'mgon shinelike armor-all ?hammers? (Ha!)I wear that ?chalk? like a uniformYou bitch niggaz never see me like a unicornWho would have thought the bloods go crazy?I got the red bandanna gotta leave it on the basicHey!Excuse me JakeI feeling like a ???????? subwayLike Jamie Foxx or Fox ??? forteBut if it wasn't right I ??????beat a box? like a drop Porsche(Chorus x3: The Game and Lil' Wayne)Red PorschesRed portraitsRed guns, if you dareCome nearThe fortressWe In The House!Don't You Dare Come Near The Fortress!Don't You Dare!We In The House!(Verse 3: The Game)Like a home invasionThis timeI'm gon shinelike the chrome on Daytons (okay)You can wait on Detox or you can have ?? on ??Baby, sip that patron while we get wastedWeezy Wee sip that ??, I just taste itI be soaking up syrup like a Waffle House cake mix?????????? back to the basicI'm a Street King , ask the dude from the Matrix Yeah, cash money on that ?murder? basicMe and Slim like Hot Boys with a face liftTranslationIt's Freddy verses JasonWho's your favorite rapper? Me and Weezy will erase themAnd if they're getting money, we will paper chase themOn fiends, they glow in the dark on Kanye's stage shitThen we hijacking Kanye's spaceshipThen put it on the red carpet at the VMA's, bitchTalkin' 'bout(Chorus x3: The Game and Lil' Wayne)Red PorschesRed portraitsRed guns, if you dareCome nearThe fortressWe In The House!Don't You Dare Come Near The Fortress!Don't You Dare!We In The House! Author: nofeetones Keywords: Lil Wayne ft. The Game Red Magic (Full Song Lyrics) CDQ weezy baby feat the game red majic bloods swoop hip-hop pop r&b rap Added: December 9, 2008

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OMJ!!! I HAVE ancient history 1,000 SUBSCRIBERS!!!! I enjoyment YOU GUYS!! THANK YOU!!!! ==============================-later that day-Selena- *fake smiling* Hi Miley! Hey David!Miley- Hi Selena! Nick.Nick- Miley. David.David- Nick. Selena.*long silence*Selena- Sooo... what are we accomplishing tonight?David- Well, we planned on-Miley- we planned on going to that new chinese fix by the mall.Selena- Oh, I comprehend what you're talking about!!! Sounds protracted!Nick- Yeah... abundant.David- Well, let's go!!!*Everyone starts for David's car**With Taylor and Kevin*Taylor- *from the bedroom* KKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!Kevin- I'M COMING!!! *runs upstairs franticlly and goes into their bedroom and looks at Taylor with wide eyes* Why are you holding a pregnancy pop quiz in your hand????Taylor- *talking really fast* Wellwell, ItoldyouthatmyboobswerebiggerandI'vebeenreallynausiaslatelyand-Kevin- TAYLOR! Calm down! Now talk slowly!Taylor- I'M PREGNANT!Kevin- W-what? *looks confused*Taylor- I'm PREGNANT! Ya happy??Kevin- Oh my god...Taylor- *starts crying* What are we going to do??Kevin- Aw, Taylor, don't perplexity, I'll be with you through all that. *sits beside her and holds her tight while she cries**With Demi and Joe*Joe- Hey Dems, remember when we went to the lake and swam?Demi- Yeah.Joe- Well, I was thinkin we could do that settled, but out any swimsiuts on...Dmei- What?!?Joe- Skinnydip!Demi- *gets really angry* NO!Joe- Whoa... Demi are you okay???Demi- NO! WHY WOULD YOU fancy TO SEE MY FAT BODY??? ARE YOU struggling TO HUMILIATE ME???Joe- Demi!! No!!! What the heck?!?!Demi- I'm going.Joe- Demi! *grabs her arm* Stop! inform me what's up!!!Demi- *falls to the ground crying* Joe... *starts gasping for breath*Joe- DEMI! *picks her up and tries to do CPR, whatever he can to use her breath. While ball game that he calls 911*Operater- 911 what is your emergancy?Joe- *franticlly talking* My girlfriend! She can't breath!!! GET SOMEONE HERE NOW!! *says his address*Operater- Okay sir, there's an ambulance coming right now.Joe- Thanks *hangs up* *start crying* Demi... stay with me, please!*With Selana, Nick, Miley, and David**at the resteraunt, everyone's ordered, and they're waiting for their food*Selena- I conforming your shoes Miley *fake smiles again*Miley- I choice.Selena- *rolls her eyes* Soo, Nick, can I talk to you for a next?Nick- YES! *selena slaps his stomach* Oww!Selena- We'll be right back. *drags Nick behind her to the entrance*Nick- Thank you!!!Selena- Nick! Nick- What?!Selena- I hate Miley!Nick- Join the club!Selena- Nick!!!Nick- WHAT!?Selena- That's not nice.Nick- Ugh.Selena- We better go back.Nick- No, let's sneak out!Selena- Nick!!!Nick- WHAT!!!!Selena- No.Nick- Let's go back.*They both walk back to the table*Nick- *trying to invent mini talk* Guess what I'm going to post to Lil' Wayne on his birthday.David- What?Nick- A belt!!! *laughs*Miley- No! He looks hot when his pants are falling down! *looks at David* You should wear your pants agnate that!David- Uh. No.Miley- Mmph.David- Haha! I worship you!Miley- I respect you too!*they kiss*Nick- *whispers* Ewwww.*With Joe and Demi**the abulance finally came and they're headed for the hospital*Joe- *holding Demi's lifeless hand and crying* Please God...=============================Hope you analogous the beginning of the new season!!I really agnate the video, it's imaginably one of my finest :)And I chose Decode only as alot of human race commented axiom that I should use it =DCOMMENT!!! Author: thefrayfan15 Keywords: jemi kaylor nelena OneTrueMedia series Added: November 23, 2008

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It is SO hard to positive about your belly, thighs, and proportional your face after you give birth. Not to mention that you’re leaking milk, sore, your hair is thinning out, and fitting into those pre-pregnancy jeans- hahahaha. Right.However, there’s that recent study, that’s outworn all the rage everywhere you look, and it notes [...]

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It is SO hard to feel positive about your belly, thighs, and uniform your face after you give birth. Not to mention that you’re leaking milk, sore, your hair is thinning out, and fitting into those pre-pregnancy jeans- hahahaha. Right.However, there’s that recent study, that’s oldfangled all the rage everywhere you look, and it notes [...]

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Chapter 18! Sorry I haven't posted in 2 days. Please rein out the Jemi video I made. I already uploaded it. I worked kinda hard on it lol. And NEW production augury!!! Haha I made a new truism. You can talk the talk, but can you rock the rock? :D ANYWAY=============Recap: Plane crashed and Miley, Joe, Nick, Caitlin, and Aura are in the middle of a mountain side. =============[Aura's POV]"I have NO guess..." Nick mumbled as he kicked a rock. "I'll go crazy! There's no electricity there's no cellphone no Info Strada no... measure!!!!" I yelled. I reproduction I was going dellusional.[Nick's POV]Aura's going dellusional. "No rock-and-roll, no qualification, no food! You differentiate I can't eat meat! Veggitarian in the building!!!!" Yep she lost it. Well she is a vegetarian. (a.n DON'T EAT JELL-O IT IS MADE OUT OF ANIMAL FAT TO arrange IT ALL JIGGLY HAHA) "How will I go to the bathroom?!?!?""Just go in the bushes" Caitlin suggested. Joe was still carrying her since of her broken legs."True" Miley stated. Aura looked at a bush and looked at me."I don't have a juggular..." "So?" Joe snapped. "HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GO?!""Just... it's jibing going to the bathroom in a shower!" Miley said smiling in accomplishment. "Ohh... yeah I'm not going..." She said shuddering. We continued walking and it seemed agnate hours when it was only 10 minutes. "I sense we passaged that rock before..." Joe said appearing at the rock. "It's a rock... all rocks look the dead ringer..." I snapped. I was carrying Aura cuz she fainted since we told her to go drink out of the river if she was thirsty. We did. She didn't. If it's water that's flowing, later it's okay to drink, if it's in one plant, and not moving, don't drink it. So we kept walking till we came to that field kind of thing. There was a cave in there. "Oh look!" I said as I ran closed to it- with Aura still in my arms (a.n well you are the one the one who lies close to me whispers hello I miss you all told terribly I fell in piety in appreciation with you suddenly now there's no repose else I could be but here in your arms!!!) There were multiple openings in the cave."Cool it's commensurate a little pied-a-terre!!" Caitlin said smiling. She looked bygone at Aura and realized she still had her backpack. "AURA'S BACKPACK!!!" We all shifted our heads towards her and attacked each extra for it.[Aura's POV]I woke up to loud screaming."NO IF SHE HAS CHIPS I whoop FIRST DIBS!" Joe said wrestling Nick for it. Miley was arguing with Caitlin who was leaning against the cave wall. "WELL IF SHE HAS WATER, I invitation DIBS!!" Miley spat. I looked at my backpack. I looked inside and saw I had a pregnancy go. It must have fallen in when I was packing... I quietly snuck off- with my backpack- and headed behind a tree. There's no one in the damn forest so it can stint. I unzipped my pants, unwrapped the approval and did the deed. I waited until I heard the yelling stop."WHERE THE FUCK SHE GO??!?!?!" Joe yelled. "HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO apperceive?!" Nick spat back. I sighed and slumped into the bush. After loud minutes of yelling, the probation finally beeped. "-" was Shown. YES!!! I'm NOT PREGGO!!! I stood up, ran to Nick, and jumped in his arms."Whoa what the?" Nick said almost falling back. I looked in his eyes and kissed him with a lot of passion. After a minute or so, I pulled away. "Wow you must really be dellusional!" Nick said smiling. "Maybe you can get so dellusional you can have sex with me..." Nick pondered aloud."I'M NOT DELLUSIONAL!" I snapped. I looked at Nick and he had confused on his face. "I endow a pregnancy essay in my backpack and I took it and I'm NOT pregnant!!!" Nick looked relieved and he smiled. "Wanna take me up on that sex rendition?" Nick smirked while everyone left deeper in the cave. "Well..."==========What's she gonna say? LOL I in truth did a recap and I suspect that chapter sucked =P Author: HugsROveratedJustFYI Keywords: Hellschool Chapter 18 HugsROveratedJustFYI web series Added: November 10, 2008

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loves cow pillow Author: 0904e Keywords: kirby gets it on xxx dogs bored funny love winter christmas cows hump laugh baby puppy cute dance girlfriend revenge justin haha sex guitar drums music video extreme american idol brittnay spears max powers joke flip chap stick gross paris hilton youtube golf sarah palin facebook Added: December 21, 2008

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*THE VOTES ARE TIED!! so i got to pick if there were gonan be details or not. and ew, it would be awkward for me to right those details so...nick - *gets on top of selena* selena - *ripps off nicks shirt* you know what happens next X[ Demi - Joe no!Joe - PLEASE!!Demi - we are not watching saw IVJoe - come on!Demi - NO! Joe - why are u scared of every single movie! i swear if u saw the Barney Movie you would have nightmares of dinosaurs for a month!Demi - WOULD NOT!!Joe - Wanna bet?Demi - ........ noJoe - haha u are a serious chickenDemi - *pinches him*Joe - oww!! Demi - hah nows whos the baby?Joe - u know what, lets ask nick!Demi - SELENA!! NICK!!!!*no one answers*Joe - where are they??demi - idkjoe - NICK!!!!!demi - joe calm down, there probably justjoe - wait, you don't think there...demi - noo come on selena's not like thatjoe - ok, ur right we should trust them and we shouldn- *runs upstairs*Demi - JOE!! STOP!Joe -* runs into nick's room*Oh hey dude wheres selenaNick - ohh u know, she's in the bathroom.Joe - and umm why is your shirt back to frontNick - *looks at it* oo yeah umm it must've been like that. ha, ha.Joe - whatever dude *leaves the room*selena - *crawls out from under the bed, naked* damn that was closenick - yeah, but everythings ok, were all alone now. *kisses her*Selena - *takes off nick's clothes and get on top of eachother on nick's bed*WITH DEMIOJoe - well theres definitely something going on in there!Demi - how do u know?Joe - i came in there, and nick's shirt was on backwards.Demi - Bummer.Joe - so saw IV??Demi - no.2 DAYS LATER!!!!Joe - *at selena's house*Selena - what are u doing here?Joe - oh is demi there?Selena - no but joe can i talk to you?? my moms not home, and i really need to talk to you.Joe - ok sure.THE NEXT DAY!!Selena - *calls up nick* nick?!?!Nick - yes my sweet.Selena - well i kinda took a test yesterday?Nick - really? did u get an A??Selena - i guess u could say that, it was a pregnancy test.Nick - WHAT?OMG. STAY. TUNED. FOR. THE. NEXT. EPI. OF. A. NELENA. STORY. THE. SEASON. FINALE!!! Author: OMGitsFrany Keywords: AHH!!!! FINALE!!! FOR IS JONAS??? NICK OMJ PREGANT?? SEASON SELENA STAY THE TUNED Added: December 7, 2008

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This is our TTC story so far.Pics: our trip to the MaldivesMusic: Retreat to Calm - Solitudes Author: rashahamad Keywords: TTC ovulation charting BBT Instead Softcup SA OPK chemical pregnancies progesterone uterine lining Added: October 7, 2008

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MUST paraphrase HERE:ONot someone else memoir!!Haha, yes..i'm back with one more version. First, a little update on where i'm at with my more stories. divinely Broken: I'm currently running on the next ep so that will be up soon. Masked Love: I made the next ep but it was corrupted so i'm gonna have to remake it. There are 2 eps left of the recital and i don't sense i'm gonna do addition season cause i don't have any ideas. but i haven't ultimately decided yet. All's fair in devotion and War: Will be out sometime that december/january.High School Never Ends: Will be out that december. Basically that epic is about bargaining with high rise school and finding who you are and your allot in the earth. It's a teen drama, so there will be teen issues i.e Pregnancy, sex, drugs, fights etc. So, it's recommended for older kiddos. Maybe pg 13. But i be schooled under 13 yr olds will believably watch it anyway. fair-minded a warning. Be doubtless to tune in these holidays for a whopping bang of kelram101 stories. 4 stories, two months. GET READYxx. Author: kelram101 Keywords: Zanessa Troyella high school Musical One tree Hill High School Never Ends kelram101 trailer Added: November 30, 2008

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Woo guys chapter 3 WHO'S EXICTED :PBTW if you don't be acquainted what a dildo was... DMOZ it or something ... but not on models :SOMG yday i bought some ipod speakers for deficient than £5 !!! AND THEY ARE AWESOME!! I'm gonn draw all finished them hahah---------------------------------------*Joe goes back to his dorm where Nick and Kevin are. He walks in and slams the door shut*Nick: Whoa dude what's up?Joe: I can't figure out how to get the girls back.Kevin: What about that thing you thought of earlier?Joe: Nah compared to righteous now it's shit.Nick: Do you plan for they'd let us fuck them while we have that bet?Kevin: Why you got one in mind?Nick: Err no ... they all as hot as each another! ... i suppose ...Kevin: Ooh which one ???Joe: I'm going back out. Maybe I can image of something ...Nick: Right ensuing next! *Joe leaves*Kevin: So which one?Nick: magnificent! Haley okay?Kevin: Dude! Joe better compatible Hannah next ...Nick: Why?Kevin: Cos I same Keri *smiles***WITH THE GIRLS WALKING DOWN THE HALLWAY**Keri: Ha that was totally CLASSIC!Hannah: I have! He was so angry! Our next scheme is undeviating better! *her phone goes off and she gathers a new message* Well I'm gonna have to disappear - don't do any humilating while I'm gone!Haley: Haha don't worriment we won't! *Hannah goes off*Keri: I'm gonna have to go as well. Got citizens to see and what-not *smiles*Haley: Well knock out unchangeable these what-nots have protection. Teenage pregnancy isn't a look you hankering is it?! *they laugh* I still don't get why you don't objective go on the pill resembling me and Hannah!Keri: Cos I don't! Bye! *she leaves. Haley keeps walking down the corridor when someone from behind her grabs her arm* HEY!Joe: Calm down!Haley: *turns round to face him* What do you demand Middle Jonas?Joe: Ooh ... that could take a while *smiles and loops his arms almost her waist straining her into him*Haley: Seriously Jonas I've got places to be so honest sotp you're perving - Joe: Not a contingent babe *kisses her neck and pushes her into the wall. He trails his lips up her neck to her jaw where Haley pushes him off* What's wrong?Haley: You. That's what's wrong. Joe: Come on you regard you devotion it *smiles and runs his hand up her skirt and she tries to push him away anew. he grabs her hands and pins them above her head* Come on Hails.Haley: Hails?Joe: Yeah. It's sexy ... *leans in to kiss her when *Nick: JOE!Joe: *pulls away from Haley* Dude I was kinda busy!Nick: Well now you're not! Alright Haley?Haley: Err decided ... I'm gonna go! *walks off quickly*Nick: *appearing beside her* So what was all that?Haley: something ...Nick: It didn't look relating something framework where I was standing!Haley: Well you were standing at a bad angle thereupon! *loks at him and he grabs her and pins her against the wall* extensive vitality pinned by someone else Jonas boy ...Nick: You recognize you flame it *smiles and rests his forehead on hers* But who do you homologous better?Haley: Uhh ...Nick: Take your interval baby ... *leans down and Halet thinks he's about to kiss her when his lips touch her neck and parcel tingles through her body*Haley: I umm .... *whispers* oh shit ... *she feels Nick smile on her skin and move one of his hands down to her waist. She manages to snap back nad pushes him away. She turns away from him and walks off to her dorm*NICK POVDAMN!I hurting for to get Haley before Joe does ... she'll lack a bit of production though ... *walks back to dorm*HALEY POVPhew! I thought he was going to kiss me! I have something AGAINST kissing them ... it's honorable well ... I've never kissed anyone. Not one indivisible boy. On the lips at least. And I appetite it to be choice - I don't requirement it with a manwhore who dispassionate uses it as a gateway to sex. Oh don't get me wrong ... I'm no virgin ... I nondiscriminatory kiss them on the mouth ... I kiss everywhere else ;)NORMAL POVHaley: *walks into the dorm and Hannah jumps on her* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!--------------------------------------WHOA! WHY DID SHE JUMP ON HER! Weird O.oRANDOM PERSONAL QUESTION??How was everyones first kiss?I felt same asking that :Lmine was awkward... will explain the apologue in the next chap :P Author: letsflytoneverland Keywords: jonas Added: December 7, 2008

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RATE* COMMENT* SUBSCRIBE*JOIN US ON OUR JOURNEY THROUGH PREGNANCY!!Well, I made it to week 14 and so excited! As of today, I am 14 weeks and 5 days and it's going by so fast! I had a Doc. appointment Mon. Dec. 1st and heard the heartbeat. We decided to get an alpha fetoprotein blood test. Dec. 19th is when I go have the blood test done and it should take a week for the results to come back.More information about an alpha fetoprotein test-http://www.americanpregnancy.org/prenataltesting/afp.htmlI'm feeling some "twitches" in my tummy and it feels wonderful! It usually happens at night when I'm laying real still. My doppler can pick up the movements, even movements that I'm not able to feel yet. I have gained 3 lbs, but I thought it would've been more judging the way my pants AREN'T fitting! haha!!Been having some "swamp" mouth here and there lately.For more information about swamp mouth-http://www.babycenter.com/400_im-pregnant-and-food-leaves-a-horrible-taste-in-my-mouth-is_500658_1001.bc?pageSize=10&startIndex=30&questionId=500658&ownerId=1001Thanks for subscribing! I try to personally thank everyone but sometimes I lose track...so thank you! Author: lbcrayz Keywords: 10 11 12 13 14 weeks pregnant expecting maternity stomache belly update diary journey taste in mouth alpha fetoprotein blood test flutters movement kicks doctors heartbeat fetal baby child gaining weight losing thank you Added: December 4, 2008

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It is SO hard to positive about your belly, thighs, and homogenous your face after you give birth. Not to mention that you’re leaking milk, sore, your hair is thinning out, and fitting into those pre-pregnancy jeans- hahahaha. Right.However, there’s that recent study, that’s old-time all the rage everywhere you look, and it notes [...]

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It is SO hard to feel positive about your belly, thighs, and unvaried your face after you give birth. Not to mention that you’re leaking milk, sore, your hair is thinning out, and fitting into those pre-pregnancy jeans- hahahaha. Right.However, there’s that recent study, that’s obsolete all the rage everywhere you look, and it notes [...]

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Episode 20 - Season 1 Finale - GET READY! ;]Kevin still doesn't have a love interest. :[If you recieved a message from me about Kevin's love interest, please reply ASAP or I won't consider you.Thanks! :]----------------------------------------A week later at the airport in NY...Selena: What if we don't see eachother again?Nick: Don't worry about that. You said the same thing last time and we ended up seeing each other again.Selena: *sighs* Okay...bye Nick. *hugs him*Nick: *pulls her closer and softly presses his lips against hers* Bye baby.Selena: *smiles, bites her lip, sighs again*Meanwhile...Selena: *goes up to her room and gets on her computer*An old IM from Demi pops up on the screen.Their conversation:Demi (8:06 AM): hey sel, r u back yet?Selena (3:19 PM): heyyy demi! yeah, i just got back. when did u get back from tx?Demi: yesterday morning :) i wish i could've came w/ u...i miss joe :(Selena: it seemed like he missed u 2...y dont u txt him or something?Demi: idk, maybe i will soon...so whats going on w/ u & nick?Selena: we're dating again! :)Demi: yayyyy!Selena: haha, yeah ;)Demi: wanna come ovr?Selena: sure, ill be right there ;)Demi: k!*end of conversation*Selena: *goes downstairs* Mom, I'm gonna go over Demi's house.Mrs. Gomez: Oh, okay. Do you want a ride?Selena: No, thanks...she doesn't live that far away. I can walk.Mrs. Gomez: Okay, bye Selena!Selena: Bye. *goes out the door and starts walking to Demi's house*A car slowly pulls up alongside Selena as she's walking on the sidewalk.Cody: *gets out of the car and throws Selena into his car*Selena: WHAT THE HE-Cody: *shuts the door and starts driving*Meanwhile at Cody's house...Cody: *pushes Selena down onto the couch and gets on top of her*Selena: What the hell, Cody?! GET OFF OF ME!!! *trying to push him off*Cody: *ignores her and starts kissing her*Selena: *trying to push him off but she can't*Cody: *takes off Selena's shirt*You know where this goes?! Yeah...x]Meanwhile...Selena: *running to Demi's house, crying, once she gets there she knocks on the door*Mrs. Lovato: *opens the door, concerned look on her face* Oh...Selena? What's wrong?Selena: I...w- was ra- rap- raped. *cries more*Mrs. Lovato: Aw...honey, *hugs her* don't worry, you'll be fine. Who did that to you? *pulls out of the hug*Selena: Cody...and no, I w- won't be f- f- fine.Mrs. Lovato: *sighs* Do you know if you're pregnant?Selena: No...Mrs. Lovato: Come on, *brings Selena over to her car* let's get you a pregnancy test.Selena: *stops walking* But I don't want to find out!Mrs. Lovato: I know you're scared, but you have to find out.Selena: *sighs* Fine. *gets into the car*Later, when they come back...Selena: *comes out of the bathroom*Mrs. Lovato: What did it say?Demi: Are you pregnant?Selena: Um...*quieter* It's...p- positive. *a few tears roll down her cheek*Demi: *hugs Selena* It'll be okay.------------------------------------Ohmygosh! :oWhat will Nick think about this?!GAHHH. WHAT WILL HAPPEN?!Find out next time on...Waiting Love (A Nelena Story) Author: Selenafansz Keywords: (A 19 Episode joe jonas kevin Love Nelena nelenafansz nick OneTrueMedia selena selenafansz Story) Waiting Added: December 3, 2008

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