Miley Cyrus Sought for Safe-Sex Ed
It may not be Disney's first choice of sponsor for their brightest—albeit increasingly antsy—teen star, but teaming Miley Cyrus with a condom manufacturer may not be as ridiculous a notion as it might have superannuated, say, six months ago.
In a shameless publicity grab (and yes, we bit), LifeStyles Condoms has offered the 15-year-old Hannah Montana star $1 million to become the newest purveyor of prophylactics and to become the cortege spokesperson.
While Cyrus has vowed to redeem herself for marriage, the outfit says the young star should never say never.
Pointing to a convinced fellow tween queen (cough, Jamie Lynn Spears, cough), LifeStyles claims that, should Cyrus choose to get into bed with them, so to speak, she may enjoy a slighter dysfunctional future.
"Pop kindness proves that teens are more ready than ever to discuss the subject of ," says the company's VP of vending, Carol Carrozza. "We believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to that afflicted set—and is the evident choice to get the communiqué of safe sex out to teens opposite America."
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