Pregnancy Quote Favorites
Okay, so I'm rehashing. I loved these quoetes in 2005, and still love'm today. Wanted to bring them up front and share. PLEASE SHARE YOURS in the comments field!!!
- If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. ~Nora Ephron
- Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. ~Rita Rudner
- Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes. ~Joyce Armor
- There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it. ~Irena Chalmers
- You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. ~Dave Barry, Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn
- People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. ~Leo J. Burke
- One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it. ~Georges Courteline, La Philosophie de Georges Courteline
- You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back. ~William D. Tammeus
- The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. ~Rajneesh
- When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. ~Sophia Loren, Women and Beauty
- It is much easier to become a father than to be one. ~Kent Nerburn, Letters to My Son: Reflections on Becoming a Man
- There are three stages of a man's life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn't believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus. ~Author Unknown